NationStates Jolt Archive

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You have recieved this survey because your nation is in a fight-whether it is with nature, time to market, aggressor nations, or poverty and war itself.

Whatever your critical mission is, you need to move the goods to make it happen. And we want to help.

We are Otter Motors, the premier automotive manufacturer in the Grand Duchy of Glorious Bob.

Our products have been hits throughout all the Earths, especially the adventurous Rampager or the sleek sports car Eurosex. Perhaps you have seen the Muskrat LE in the latest Bond film Long Live The Queen, or seen our rugged Alpines used by the UN wherever trouble strikes.

We at OM see an opportunity to move into the dual-use heavy truck business. No matter whether war or peace, the material has to move and our trucks can get you there.

We are especially interested in plug-in hybrid automotive systems as a way to stretch your people's hard-earned money while reducing your risk due to a smaller logistical 'tail'. You will need less trucks and less tankers to move the same material, and that is good for everyone! They will cost a little more to begin with, but we anticipate a world of benefits for everyone to move in this direction.

Please respond to the following survey in this thread, and we thank you in advance for your precious time.

Gryf Van Der Weee

Product Manager, Otter Motors Heavy Automotive Logistics Division

Product Survey

What Nation are you responding for?______________________

What is your title?_____________________________________


Check one answer that applies. Fill out any answers needed in order to receive your gift!

Are you intrigued by Otter Motors' logistical concepts?


_____ Yes

_____ No

_____ Where are the car babes?

_____ If the price is right


Are you needing to buy logistical trucks? How soon?

_____ Never

_____ Right now!

_____ Within the next six months

_____ Within 2 years

_____ Interested long-term


What are the average truck purchases for your organization per year over the past 5 years?

_____ 10s

_____ 100s

_____ 1000s

_____ 10000s

_____ 100000s


Are you a

____ Supreme Leader

____ General

____ Servant of the People

____ Lackey

____ Other (Please explain here __________________________________)


Do you make purchasing decisions for your nation?

____ Yes

____ No

____ Let Me Ask

How many people do you have in your nation?

____ 10-99 million

____ 100-200 million

____ 201-400 million

____ 401-800 million

____ 801 million - 1 billion

____ 2-4 billion

____ 5 billion +

Which features in your trucks are most important to you? (check all that apply)

____ Fuel effeciency
____ Reliability
____ Low-cost
____ Safety
____ Stereo system
____ Lift capacity
____ Tow capacity
____ Minefield Survivability
____ Offroad capability
____ Heating/Cooling
____ Rich Corinthian Leather
____ Multi-use conversion capability (gun mounts, power generators, etc.)
____ Babe Magnet Looks
____ Armor
____ Crew Weapon mounts
____ Custom Paint Job

Would you be interested in a logistical support package (parts, techs, etc.)?

____ Yes

____ No


Thank you for filling out this survey! Please post in this thread, and select your free gift!

____ Fabulous 2-week vacation for 12 cronies to the Otter Islands!

____ Rampager with a .50 cal mount!

____ Limited edition Bond Muskrat (only 12 left)!

____ Five Alpines donated to your favorite charity!

____ Feed a village for an entire year with Duchy Steaks (village must be 100 or less)!

____ Eurosex and date with B-list star of your choice (subject to availability)

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Act now and you can get a ginsu knife set!

OCC: Pretty Funny shit. :D :) Where are the A-list stars. Need to see some smoking women.
IC:
Product Survey

What Nation are you responding for? Roman Republic

What is your title? President Bhavan Patel


Check one answer that applies. Fill out any answers needed in order to receive your gift!

Are you intrigued by Otter Motors' logistical concepts?


__X___ Yes

_____ No

__X___ Where are the car babes?

_____ If the price is right


Are you needing to buy logistical trucks? How soon?

_____ Never

_____ Right now!

_____ Within the next six months

__X___ Within 2 years

_____ Interested long-term


What are the average truck purchases for your organization per year over the past 5 years?

_____ 10s

_____ 100s

__X___ 1000s

_____ 10000s

_____ 100000s


Are you a

__X__ Supreme Leader

__X__ General

____ Servant of the People

____ Lackey

____ Other (Please explain here __________________________________)


Do you make purchasing decisions for your nation?

__X__ Yes

____ No

____ Let Me Ask

How many people do you have in your nation?

____ 10-99 million

____ 100-200 million

____ 201-400 million

____ 401-800 million

____ 801 million - 1 billion

__X__ 2-4 billion

____ 5 billion +

Which features in your trucks are most important to you? (check all that apply)

__X__ Fuel effeciency
__X__ Reliability
__X__ Low-cost
__X__ Safety
__X__ Stereo system
__X__ Lift capacity
__X__ Tow capacity
__X__ Minefield Survivability
__X__ Offroad capability
__X__ Heating/Cooling
__X__ Rich Corinthian Leather
__X__ Multi-use conversion capability (gun mounts, power generators, etc.)
__X__ Babe Magnet Looks
__X__ Armor
__X__ Crew Weapon mounts
__X__ Custom Paint Job

Would you be interested in a logistical support package (parts, techs, etc.)?

__X__ Yes

____ No


Thank you for filling out this survey! Please post in this thread, and select your free gift!

__X__ Fabulous 2-week vacation for 12 cronies to the Otter Islands!

____ Rampager with a .50 cal mount!

____ Limited edition Bond Muskrat (only 12 left)!

____ Five Alpines donated to your favorite charity!

____ Feed a village for an entire year with Duchy Steaks (village must be 100 or less)!

____ Eurosex and date with B-list star of your choice (subject to availability)

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Otter Motors appreciates your feedback!

President Patel, you and your friends will soon be winging your way to our luxurious resort, where you too will frolic like an otter!

Oh and be sure to eat your perfectly grilled Duchy steaks using..... your new ginsu knife set!

Yes, it pays to be friends with OM!

<handwritten in margin- 'A-list? We don't have THAT kind of market survey budget, but an actual order, well we can always work out a 'package' deal'>

OM Home of the Rampager, the only SUV man enough to have weapon mounts built in!

Ecofriendly AND increased firepower delivered to the battlefield! What more could you want?

Eurosex- sleek, powerful sinewy, a sports car that is all pleasure that you cannot possibly afford.

Duchy Steaks- mmmmmMMmmmmm, that's fine cow!

What Nation are you responding for? The Incorporated States of SkyCapt

What is your title? President


Check one answer that applies. Fill out any answers needed in order to receive your gift!

Are you intrigued by Otter Motors' logistical concepts?


x Yes

_____ No

_____ Where are the car babes?

_____ If the price is right


Are you needing to buy logistical trucks? How soon?

_____ Never

_____ Right now!

_____ Within the next six months

_____ Within 2 years

x Interested long-term


What are the average truck purchases for your organization per year over the past 5 years?

_____ 10s

_____ 100s

x 1000s

_____ 10000s

_____ 100000s


Are you a

____ Supreme Leader

____ General

x Servant of the People

____ Lackey

____ Other (Please explain here __________________________________)


Do you make purchasing decisions for your nation?

____ Yes

x No

____ Let Me Ask

How many people do you have in your nation?

____ 10-99 million

____ 100-200 million

x 201-400 million

____ 401-800 million

____ 801 million - 1 billion

____ 2-4 billion

____ 5 billion +

Which features in your trucks are most important to you? (check all that apply)

x Fuel effeciency
x Reliability
x Low-cost
x Safety
____ Stereo system
x Lift capacity
x Tow capacity
x Minefield Survivability
x Offroad capability
x Heating/Cooling
____ Rich Corinthian Leather
x Multi-use conversion capability (gun mounts, power generators, etc.)
____ Babe Magnet Looks
____ Armor
x Crew Weapon mounts
____ Custom Paint Job

Would you be interested in a logistical support package (parts, techs, etc.)?

x Yes

____ No


Thank you for filling out this survey! Please post in this thread, and select your free gift!

x Fabulous 2-week vacation for 12 cronies to the Otter Islands!

____ Rampager with a .50 cal mount!

____ Limited edition Bond Muskrat (only 12 left)!

____ Five Alpines donated to your favorite charity!

____ Feed a village for an entire year with Duchy Steaks (village must be 100 or less)!

____ Eurosex and date with B-list star of your choice (subject to availability)


OOC: And may I suggest using brackets ('[]') for your "Check all that apply". It looks better, and is a bit easier to use. (Just put an 'x' inside the brackets)

Product Survey

What Nation are you responding for?The Grand Coalition and Eternal Imperium of Ankhmet

What is your title?Chancellor, Keeper of the Secret of Illumination, Highest Commander of the Armed Forces, Imperator, Protector of the Proletariat, Master of Light, Lord of Shadow, CEO and postmaster General.


Check one answer that applies. Fill out any answers needed in order to receive your gift!

Are you intrigued by Otter Motors' logistical concepts?


_____ Yes

_____ No

X Where are the car babes?

_____ If the price is right


Are you needing to buy logistical trucks? How soon?

X Never

_____ Right now!

_____ Within the next six months

_____ Within 2 years

_____ Interested long-term


What are the average truck purchases for your organization per year over the past 5 years?

_____ 10s

_____ 100s

X 1000s

_____ 10000s

_____ 100000s


Are you a

X Supreme Leader

____ General

____ Servant of the People

____ Lackey

____ Other (Please explain here __________________________________)


Do you make purchasing decisions for your nation?

X Yes

____ No

____ Let Me Ask

How many people do you have in your nation?

____ 10-99 million

____ 100-200 million

____ 201-400 million

____ 401-800 million

____ 801 million - 1 billion

X 2-4 billion

____ 5 billion +

Which features in your trucks are most important to you? (check all that apply)

X Fuel effeciency
____ Reliability
____ Low-cost
____ Safety
X Stereo system
____ Lift capacity
____ Tow capacity
X Minefield Survivability
____ Offroad capability
____ Heating/Cooling
X Rich Corinthian Leather
X Multi-use conversion capability (gun mounts, power generators, etc.)
X Babe Magnet Looks
X Armor
____ Crew Weapon mounts
X Custom Paint Job

Would you be interested in a logistical support package (parts, techs, etc.)?

____ Yes

X No


Thank you for filling out this survey! Please post in this thread, and select your free gift!

____ Fabulous 2-week vacation for 12 cronies to the Otter Islands!

____ Rampager with a .50 cal mount!

X Limited edition Bond Muskrat (only 12 left)!

____ Five Alpines donated to your favorite charity!

____ Feed a village for an entire year with Duchy Steaks (village must be 100 or less)!

____ Eurosex and date with B-list star of your choice (subject to availability)

Sky Capt, enjoy your fabulous Otter islands frolic with your complimentary Ginsu steak knives eating fabulous Duchy steak!

Ankhmet, a man of your taste and caliber chose the valuable Muskrat Bond LE. Don't forget your special cutlery surprise in the trunk!

There's cutlery? Hot damn! I want to buy 50 trucks right now!

Thank you for your response Ankhmet.

The quality of the Ginsu knife set are a powerful incentive for leaders who only want the best cost-effective tools for whatever the job is on hand. They were chosen as a perfect complement and example of what we will be delivering with our products.

Otter Motors appreciates your feedback!

President Patel, you and your friends will soon be winging your way to our luxurious resort, where you too will frolic like an otter!

Oh and be sure to eat your perfectly grilled Duchy steaks using..... your new ginsu knife set!

Yes, it pays to be friends with OM!

<handwritten in margin- 'A-list? We don't have THAT kind of market survey budget, but an actual order, well we can always work out a 'package' deal'>

Hot Damn..Some good knivies to go into my knife/sword hallway. I'll enjoy the trip to your islands. Some good steak will make my stay very plesant. i'll buy 200 SUVs with machine gun mounts and door mounts.

Very good Roman Republic, although that is in our recreational vehicle department and so we will have to refer you.

Chancellor, Keeper of the Secret of Illumination, Highest Commander of the Armed Forces, Imperator, Protector of the Proletariat, Master of Light, Lord of Shadow, CEO and postmaster General of Ankhmet,

were you wanting our Alpine trucks?

Sidious d'Otter

VP Recreational Vechicles
Otter Motors

President Bhavan Patel,

The Roman Republic is making a wise choice investing in the Rampager series of recreational/combat SUVs.

Whether your game is hunting antelope or insurgents, the Rampager can get it done!

Let me give you a tour of the Rampager-

As you can see here the Rampager has 'the look' that will increase the success of your recruiting drives and intimidate civilians with your sleek power and style-

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However the Rampager isn't all just pretty looks. It is also comfort and accessibility.

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Note the easily folded back seats. And this is the key to the Rampager's combat SUV capabilities.

The Rampager Recreational Combat Vehicle Package uses a pallet that is fitted and loads directly into the back cargo area of the Rampager. The rest of the SUV is strenghtened and balanced to take the extra load. The pallet plugs into the standardized combat control weapons station- no muss, no fuss mission flexibility!

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Optical targetting cameras comes standard with the Recreational Combat Vehicle package-

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Here is an example of the advanced weapon system slaved to the driver's control. The weapons station can be fitted wherever the customer wishes, of course.

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Just imagine- your internal security forces can operate in air-conditioned comfort, take advantage of fortifying food and drink from our optional refrigerator/microwave package, and snipe your enemies in style!

Afterwards the weapons palette can be unloaded and they can take the kids on a now insurgent-free vacation!

Lest you think the value ends there, the Rampager is the world's first Recreational Combat SUV with a plug-in/hybrid engine plant! That means automobile-like gas mileage AND the flexibility to charge your Rampager's at your central interrogation stations if the riots have cut off the fuel supply! Now THAT is security!

Value! Sophisticated weapons control! Modular Weapons Palettes! Choice of refueling! Lower Operating Costs! Dual Morale-building Off-time uses! Relaxed working environment!

Yes, the Rampager Recreational Combat SUV is THE choice for the sensible nation leader!

Sidious d'Otter

VP Recreational Vehicles
Otter Motors

What color scheme would you gentlemen like?

Excellent, What will be the total for all the 200 SUVs. I'll have the SUVs in a silver color.

Otter Motors, as advertised on TWC (The War Channel).

The total depends on your optional features, such as cushioned memory foam seats, multiphasic building radar, thermal sights, microwaves, weapon pallets desired, etc.

Finalize those orders now! Limited time offer! Don't be caught short when the insurgents strike!

We need to move those Rampagers off the lots in time for the 2007 models. We will make a deal!