NationStates Jolt Archive


Multiland Declares WAR

Multiland
10-09-2005, 13:01
Office of Multiland Protection Service
MPS HeadQuarters
Kindness Street
Kindness City
KC 123A
Multiland

As some of you may know, Multiland is ordinarily a peaceful nation, one which would rather declare peace than war on countries that we don't like. The declaring of peace would involve chucking flowers on a country until they get so irritated that they give in to our demands. If they were then to decalre war on us, we would then try to use non-lethal force (such as spraying tranquiliser gas on their heads from a very big plane) to defend ourselves.

However, Multiland is now declaring war on all the other countries for no apparent reason.

Have a nice day.

Captain Argant Bustad
Multiland Protection Service