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The Embassy is Open
The main embassy is located in PROHT's capital: Nottoorough.
Other embassies:
Roman Republic
Wunderjar


Other major Areas:
Hurtmeplenty - Industrial district. Has Airport, Port and weapons factory.
MegaHurtenberg - Financial (banking) Has Airport and weapons factory.
Kampfenburg - Former Capital, now tourist hub. Has Airport, Port and weapons factory.
NewRoanoke Island - territory under PROHT rule >>>Quarantined<<< Has secret Naval base... ooops

Hurtful Square - Parade grounds, also the only place where one may legally protest in public, you just might not show up to work the next day though.
:p
The Great Motte - The border grounds, no rats live here any more, they fled, only man endures. <<<Warning>>> Do not go here; you will be shot on sight.
:sniper:
Joycamp - Internment camp for political deviants >>>Quarantined<<<
:cool:

>>>RP history<<< (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10388093&postcount=17)

The People of PROHT (a brief overview):

The guys in the Government:
Prime Minister “Wimptastic”
“The sane one”

Minister of Defense : Major General Major Major
The inept and unwitting pawn in all things considered. He is deemed by Prime Minister Wimptastic to be, expendable.
Was formerly also Minister of Foreign affairs.

Minister of Foreign affairs: Hubert A. Pinkerton (http://brownsteins.net/Ulpan/Images/Moshe%20Dayan.jpg)
Replaced Major Major in this department, constant friction between them. But they generally agree with each other after certain amounts of 'leverage' was used.

Minister of Commerce\ Minister of Human Resources: Milo
(Major Major's pet cat, former human resources director of unseccessful company)
Corrupt as can be, sells lives for money, makes side jobs, is secretly planning a coup; Prime Minister Wimptastic knows this, but chooses to keep him because of his spotless service record.
<<<Currently PROHT's new Leader>>>

PROHT Storefront is open!
Ultra inexpensive weapons
Odd trinkets of military value
1K UAVs
ChokeRev Rifle conversions (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9701641#post9701641)

The Emir speaks:Let the Embassy of DEATH wither.

Our Foriegn minister would like to speak with you, Emir Mog.
Regarding your perception of DEATH, he does not think you understand, he will arrive shortly (OOC: as soon as an RP thread is started).

Have improved Submarines to Block II catagory, added turrets to APCs and HMMWVs. Some of my transports have been refitted as auxillary Aircraft Carriers.

Undergoing tests of new hyper velocity cannon on one of them (the biggest problem is handling recoil, have added self deploying "recoil spades" to prevent boats from moving backwards, or sinking during higher angles of fire).

PROHT is now making their CBW production public!


Designation - name - description
Biological
A - Anthrax - (Bacteria, Gram positive, vey hardy, survives explosions) Dirt poision, few symptoms, 25% fatal
B - Botulism toxin/bacteria - paralysing agent, secondary agent, normally fatal
T - Tulerimia - (bacteria, gram positive) Incapacitant, blister agent, 50% fatal if untreated in 48 hrs, few symptoms
V - Venezualian Equine Encyphilitis - (Virus) brain disease, very infectious, simalar to meningitis
H - HIV - (Virus) augments fatality rate of other diseases
E - Ergot - (Fungus) psycoactive fungi, "wheat rot" caused riot of 51 in France.
Chemical
CS - Tear gas - RCA agent
L - LSD - psychoactive, our "truth drug", essentially refined Ergot, much as Heroin is refined Opium poppy.
HN - Nitrogen Mustard - Blister agent, has known mutagenic properties, has been known to pass through rubber, leather, cloth, is more persistant than HS or Slfur Mustard (there are two types)

PROHT production quotes (these are not quite weapons grade):
Designation - production per year
A - 10 tons
BT - 2 tons
BV - 1 ton
H - 60 lbs
E - 5 tons
CS - 2 tons
L - 1 ton
HN - 1 ton

PROHT does not consider A a viable bio weapon, it is mostly to be used to make combat more dangerous by infecting the soil, it is of the naturally occuring skin variaty.

type - amount - primary fatality rate - secondary
BW
8ABV - 30+ tons 72% - 20% - VERY cantagious, few cures

Tuleremia class - used to supplement HN supplies
8ABT - 60+ tons- 77% - 35%

[SIC] 'Hades' and 'Plauge' (no infected survivors to date)
HE80 - 20 tons - 99% - 99%
PVNRT - nil - ? - ?

Other
Ex - 30 tons - induces riots, causes Overdoses, contagious, some people may be immune
A - 5 tons - 20% - 0% - infects soil
HIV - 100 lbs - creates 90% fatalities from existing BW stock

CW
CS - 20 tons - Tear gas
HN - 10 tons - Mustard gas (Nitrogen based)
L - 10 tons - LSD - Refimed from Ergot (E)
CL - ? - Chlorine gas, we don't stock this, it only cost $5 for 100 gallons and is an industrial by product.

International
the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organizations
Amnesty International condemns PROHT for their lack of relief ad and for ignoring crimes against humanity

Transportation:
a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, but only the wealthy can afford them, and cars have been banned

Medical:

organ donation is compulsory
The psych wards are overflowing with transsexuals
Scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied dodo and ‘dododogs’ both of which live side by side n wildlife presserves
Otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps just because they have STDs


School:

School uniforms are compulsory
the studies of art and philosophy are banned as libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés
ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools
almost half of the child population live rough on the streets and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students
Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" alongside “Hurt ‘em Plenty!” as a way of life, while angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason.
record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded, and children as young as eight can be found working in factories
Teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs and teenagers are sent to jail for being out too late
Teenagers are using semaphore due to the children’s ban on cell phones, and are expected to be proficient in at least five languages

Business

the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, as senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, since door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'
citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading, "will oppress the masses for food"
CDs are regularly copy-protected and the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of Spam emails with little progress
prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams but the government seizes all major gold finds
Government-run brothels can be found on every street corner and citizens must pay to enjoy Hurtful Thoughts' pristine beaches
Hurtful Thoughts' airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio
corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation <Overturned>

Crime

the government is cracking down on subversive groups, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'
The police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls
the government pours millions of "Thoughts" into rehabilitation programs annually
convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Hurtful Thoughts' many privately-owned prisons, called “Joycamps”
the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed as anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy, one may protest only in specific locations, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence


Civil rights

the government has cut all subsidies to special interest groups
The Hurtian Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'
citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, hence why nude art is becoming wildly popular
all news sources are under strict government control as public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people"
married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, but polygamy is still legal since Hurtians are notorious for their infidelity
cheese has become the new icon of political dissent
notable individuals are granted land and titles

Environment:

A survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high
prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators
shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities
a survey of the nation’s rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high
every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government
the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest dodo hunting institutions
Rockets regularly launch rubbish into space

Food and Recreation:
Soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers
'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favorite drink
Meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy
The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events

Military
children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces

=============
The Issue:
After a series of bloody wars between the nations of Maxtopia and North Bigtopia, fights have broken out in the streets between immigrants in People’s Republic Of Hurtful Thoughts who came from the warring nations.

The Debate
I may be a quiet old man, but I believe that these ethnic disputes are none of the government's business. It's not our war anyway, so it's not our problem. I'm sure if you leave it alone, it'll work itself out.”

"It's not our war? It's not our war?" cries infamous Hurtian-born fascist Samuel Abraham
Roxanne. "Well maybe it's time it became our war! Hurtful Thoughts should take a more active, and by 'active' I mean 'hostile', role in international politics! This ethnic squabbling will be over when the war is over, and WE can end that war and purge the impure! Hurt 'em plenty!!

Pretty clear who won that one...

Recent events:
-The government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups
-The national government has been dissolved by revolutionary insurgents
-Hurtful Thoughts was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Capitalist Paradise".
-Politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes

Marines - 2 million men and 624,000 horses
132 Divisions
1 Expeditionary division
1 resserve
130 horse divisions (long term logistics)
5 Territorial Railgun Divisions

Uniform: Dates back to PROHT's start, initailly was bedroll and web gear left behind by germans. The bedroll was found unsatisfactory and was replaced by a large shoulder bag which could be affixed to the rear of the LCE to be used as a backpack. Bedroll is rolled up underneath pack and attached to belt to reduce sway. Greatcoat if issued may be draped over pack when not in use.

Standard equipment: Entranching tool, helmet, canteen, uniform, bayonet Service weapon (RPG, SAW, Assault rifle) Thermobaric Hand Grenades (THGs) andd Fragmation Grenades.

The PROHT Marines are PROHT's only full time military force capable of offensive operations.

Requirements: Volunteer only, must place Advanced standing in aptitude tests and pass basic training with honours..

Army - 6 million men
300 divisions
50 Mechanized
1 Airborne
249 mobile

Uniform and equipment: same as Marines

Requirements: Must volunteer and recieve high ranks in aptitude tests and pass basic training with honours.

Police - 4 million men
5 Precincts

Containing a total of:
505 M113 APCs
10,020 M998 HMMWVs

Uniform and equipment: Blue greatcoat and helmet, Assault rifle (3 clips), whistle, Entrenching tool, bayonet.

Requirements: Must have served in either Army or Marines and passed refresher training and co-competition.

CDF - 700 million men
Compulsary Service, no guns issued unless during state of war.

The ‘civvies’

4 precincts of Police
4 million men
500 M113
10,000 5-ton trucks (HT-5 standard)
10,020 M998 HMMWV
Often supported by a Logistics (Marine) division

Per precinct:
1 million Police officers
125 M113
2,500 5-ton trucks (used as buses for public transportation)
2,505 M998 HMMWV
Local transportation frequently used

Trained by Police force

[SIC] except for 5 tons of HE80

To: The People's Republic of Hurtful Thoughts
From: General Ajay Patel, Lieutenant of Foreign Affairs

The Fatherland would like to reach out to the world one country at a time to spread diplomacy with one another. We want to commit global interest and learn many cultures that makes up a country's identity. We want to create a small bond, create trade agreement, and solve other diplomatic issues. If your willing to exchange embassies. We are willing to send the following:

-1 Ambassador
-30 Embassy Staff
-13 Marine Security Guards
-2 EH101 Transport Helicopters (http://helicopt.hp.infoseek.co.jp/us101.jpg), armed
-10 Smartruck 3 SUVs (http://www.internationaldelivers.com/assets/militarybusiness/STE_lrg_PHOTO.gif), armed
-Roman Embassy Armory
--3 M16A4 rifles (http://www.vseleznev.com/m16a4.jpg) with M320 Grenade Launchers (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/10/XM320.jpg)
--4 M16A4 Rifles (http://www.vseleznev.com/m16a4.jpg)
--3 M240G Machine Guns (http://www.militaryfactory.com/smallarms/imgs/m240.jpg)
--3 M16A4 Squad Advance Marksman Rifles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Marines-with-sniper-rifle-2.jpg)
--13 Mark 23 pistols
--13 Shotguns
--10 Marine Multipurpose bayonets (http://coloradoshooting.org/ipw-web/gallery/albums/bbadmin-Album-1/a4_p1_lt_with_handle_and_bayo_lt_diag.jpg)
--13 Marine Ka-Bar knives
--13 Gladius Swords
--13 Dress Uniforms(Legionnaire) (http://netia59.ac-lille.fr/fou/class-exp/wallers/FRISE/gaule/galloromain/legionnaire.jpg)
--13 Combat Uniforms (Future Warrior Concept) (http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/03_30/art03_30/0330_62scitec.gif)
--10 Javelin Anti-tank Missile Launchers
--10 Stinger Missile Launchers
--Grenade Launcher rounds (High Explosive, Fragmentation, Illumination, Non-lethal, Tear gas, Smoke)
--Shotgun Rounds (Lethal and Non-Lethal)
--13 M1 Garand Rifles with M1917 bayonets (http://www.usmc.mil/marinelink/image1.nsf/ae82f18a8e1b160b852568ba007e7e5e/9d6a52eb3051a26985256b0b005449ec/$FILE/Parade%20Marines.jpg)
--Ammunition boxes
--5 GAU-19/A 12.7mm Gattling Guns (http://www.navweaps.com/Weapons/WNUS_50cal-GAU-19_MG_Army_pic.jpg)
--5 Mk47 40mm Grenade Machine Guns (http://www.gdatp.com/products/lethality/mk47/striker_gallery/photos/1.jpg)

Sure, we'll let you put an embassy on our governor's personal mountain resrt as well (seriusly, we will)

Sure, we'll let you put an embassy on our governor's personal mountain resrt as well (seriusly, we will)

OCC: Are you creating a joke or are you really going to to that? I'm very confused. Am I being Punk'd?

Not a joke, first customers always get preferential treatment.

Not a joke, first customers always get preferential treatment.

Okay?? You can place your embassy in my capital, Rome.

History:
First thread I joined (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=434541&page=22)
Alien invasion on New Roanoke island (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=453805)
For kicks and giggles... (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9737121&postcount=339)
Some thread in which I sent one of my guys into space, never to be heard from again... (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=438414)
Outbrake (Alidor) (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=424164)
PROHT Air Show (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=456503])

Chitzeland (defining moment) (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=477731)
Was invited into GASN
The Blood Kult/Ansuria civil war (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=487221)
Joins CA
The Khornate Tribes (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=494171)
Leaves CA
Declared War on Griffencrest Corporation/CA (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=501220) and Griffencrest fakes death (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11770241#post11770241)
Nearly ejected from GASN for being a 'loose cannon'
Most recent Attempted Assasination of C. M. Griffencrest (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=513692)
Dephire Forms ADAN, PROHT is first to sign-in...
Made nicy with Blackhelm Confederacy while sinking ships of the CA (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=508900)
Formed TWSP's SF (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=503327)
Skirmished with Hataria (Minor)
Played along with TWSPs prank to post a blockade arounf Blackhelm (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=520748)
Confederate/Hurtian shipping crisis (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=527333)
-Hurtians preside over military tribunal of World-Soviet Artillerymen (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=519736).
GASN disbands (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=529857)

Overrun (Ironcia[Formerly Alidor]) (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=516726)
Operation Wired Mercenaries (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=539130)
A Walk In The Jungle (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=542555)
Greston leaves CA
Mal leaves ADAN
Greston leaves ADAN
A Night On The Town (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=552791)

Intellegence Breech [DMG-infiltration] (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=527799)
Terrorists meets Terrorist Vs Spy [Chitzi-defection] (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=570954)
Open Season on Pudu [Did I just use nukes?] (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=14207846#post14207846)

Ongoing
Ashes to Ashes [Pinkerton dies, Chitzeland get re-invaded] (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=571897)
For King and Country (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=578515)

To: The People's Republic of Hurtful Thoughts
From: General Ajay Patel, Lieutenant of Foreign Affairs

The Fatherland would like to thank you for letting us place our embassy in your Governor's Mountain Resort. We are happy for the first time, that a Roman embassy has been placed in a Resort. We hope it is beautiful.

I would like to inquire about installing an embassy within your Imperial Square.


EDIT: Apologies, Hurtful Square :)

Well, that district is a bit run down since that area is designated as a "free speech" zone, and therefore anything goes in there.

Therefore we will not be able to give you any security in that area without completely messing up the political system.

We will however offer you a private mountain resort for the exchange of embassies. With this option we may fuly garauntee the safety of your diplomats within the compound.

But if you insist on setting up in Hurtful Square, we can't really do anything to stop you.

OOC: The 1st post is a relic left over from my early days, experimenting with smileys and everything...

If I ever get around to it, I'm not ever going to try mixing factbooks and embassies...

For some reason it makes people think The People's Republic of Hurtful Thoughts is some military oriented warmonger...

Well, that district is a bit run down since that area is designated as a "free speech" zone, and therefore anything goes in there.

Therefore we will not be able to give you any security in that area without completely messing up the political system.

We will however offer you a private mountain resort for the exchange of embassies. With this option we may fuly garauntee the safety of your diplomats within the compound.

But if you insist on setting up in Hurtful Square, we can't really do anything to stop you.

OOC: The 1st post is a relic left over from my early days, experimenting with smileys and everything...

If I ever get around to it, I'm not ever going to try mixing factbooks and embassies...

For some reason it makes people think The People's Republic of Hurtful Thoughts is some military oriented warmonger...


I've always thought of you as more trying to do good in the world, like me. Thats why I want an embassy.

IC:

That would be a good reason to not put one there then wouldn't it? The Resort sounds very nice, and will be honored to use it. However, we shall use our Marine Corps to provide security, as that is customary for us. Thank you for your offer.


Respectfully,

Emperor Baker of the Red Empire of Wanderjar

The Peoples Republic of Vietnamexico would like to notify the nations of the world of the illegal invasion of Vietnamexico by the PROHT. We ask the nations of the world to keep this in mind before they consider any kind of relations with the backstabbing leaders of Hurtful Thoughts.

The Peoples Republic of Vietnamexico would like to notify the nations of the world of the illegal invasion of Vietnamexico by the PROHT. We ask the nations of the world to keep this in mind before they consider any kind of relations with the backstabbing leaders of Hurtful Thoughts.

Still trying to figure out how you can legitimatelly claim that.

First: ICly you have not a clue who bombed you. So stop accusing nations at random for selling a particularily good bargain brand stealth planes.

2nd I'm just giving aid w/o asking permission.
RL countries do that all the time.

3rd: Who is backstabbing, I drop a few bombs a little off target and you call me a terrorist.
Then you declare war on me (even though you have no government to declare wars with [I am trying to rectiify that]).

IC
Thank You for choosing People's Republic Of Hurtful Thoughts.

Your terms are most agreeable, we shall set up our embassy behind a motel in your country.

The Peoples Republic of Vietnamexico would like to notify the nations of the world of the illegal invasion of Vietnamexico by the PROHT. We ask the nations of the world to keep this in mind before they consider any kind of relations with the backstabbing leaders of Hurtful Thoughts.


*Thinks about that*


Nah! PROHT is cool.

Looks at all the body armor on NS, followed by the massive sizes of gun calibers (like the .450 Pheonix, a necked down .50 BMG round).

Strongly considers rechambering Hurtian stocks of 5.56 x 45 mm ammo up to 7.62 x 52 mm. [the CM-16 will not be able to take the strain of the 11 mm (P)]

Starts masnufacturing CM-26 battle rifles (.308 caliber) and strts designing a larger caliber service rifle.

Also dusts off the jigs and tools used to manufacture the CM-240 Medium Machine gun.

Looks into body armor (Hurtian troops have almost completely lacked armor besides their helmet, shovel, and gun), starts experimenting to get a body armor capable of withstanding a long range shot with 14.7 mm AP ammunition.

Liquid body armor with reinforced ceramic inserts ought to work as a class III or IV Body armor...

Reformatting Hurtian Military.

Old --- Catagory --- New
Police Force:
4 Million --- Federal Police*** --- 2 million
80 million --- CDF/Territorial Police** --- 20 million
84 million --- Total Police --- 22 million

Army:
6 Million --- Regular Army --- 6 Million
NA* --- Militia** --- 60 Million
6 million --- Total Army --- 66 million

Marines:
2 Million --- Regular Marines --- 2 million
NA* --- Marine Raiders*** --- 1 million
NA* --- Navy*** --- 1 million
2 million --- Total Marines --- 4 million

Total:
92 Million --- Grand total --- 92 Million
8 Million --- Excluding Police --- 70 Million

*Unit type did not exist before

**Formerly part of CDF and trained by FBIA, and prevented from fighting in foriegn wars by law, now they are considered reserves of the standing army and as such are maintained by the Army.

***FBIA special agents retrained and reincorporated into Hurtian Marine Corps as either Navy personel or special operatives depending on their qualifications.

Also New flag:
Old
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/bangladesh--64.jpg

New
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/hurtful_thoughts.jpg

Modernizing Tactical Air wing:
Addition:

'A-21' Jagaur HT [From SEPECAT] (http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/row/jaguar.htm)
Crew: One
Length: 16.83 m (55 ft 3 in)
Wingspan: 8.69 m (28 ft 6 in)
Height: 4.92 m (16 ft 1 in)
Wing area: 24 m² (258 ft²)
Empty weight: 7,000 kg (15,400 lb)
Loaded weight: 11,000 kg
Max takeoff weight: 18,000 kg

Powerplant: 1× F414 afterburning turbofan with Pulse detonating bypass ducts. (65/85/115 Kn thrust)

Performance:
Maximum speed: Mach 1.8 (limited to subsonic when carrying bombload)
Range: 750 miles combat, 2,500 miles ferry
Service ceiling: 50,000 ft (15,000 m)

Armament:
35 mm CC-35B cannon with 200 rounds
Five hardpoints for 5,000 kg of disposable stores
Option of four light AAMs on overwing and wingtip pylons

Based on the old 1970's era SEPECAT Jaguar, the Hurtian produced version sports an improved engine and a simplified cockpit and HUD. The center console is dominated by a screen which normally shows what the nose mounted IR imager sees, this can be slewed to a laser designator for targeting both ground and air targets. This screen can also be cycled through weapons selection, and detailed reports on aircraft performance, and navigation.

The HUD shows where the laser disignator is pointed, and reads basic avionics at a glance.

To the sides of the glass screen display, are basic dials and gauges to give the pilot vital aircraft information in the event of a massive power failure.

Bomb release is stick mounted, with manual dashbord override in the event of power failure.

The targeting system allows for the pilot to engage 3 targets simultaniously (2 laser/IR and one manual), more if fire and forget missiles and 'rapid fire' techniques are used. Semi-active RADAR seeking missiles can be slewed to the tail mounted RADAR warning reciever and ECM package to fire automaticly.

10 squadrons shall be outfitted with this plane.

Hardpoints:
2 wingtip LAU-128 launchers, and 2 overhead
3 1,000 Kg bomb racks (fusalage, and 2 on inside of wing)
2 500 Kg bomb racks outboard.

Jamers/sensors:
AN/ALD-11 (http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/equip/an-ald-11.htm) Passive Radio direction finding and ranging unit/RWR
AN/ALQ-162 (http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/equip/an-alq-162.htm) jammer

All airpower shall be given to the HMC.

Massive procurement and retrofit of 100 F-4 Phantom IIs.

Mostly engine refits and fitting with 35 mm gunpods, yes, 35 mm...

YAY can I get an embassy?

YAY can I get an embassy?

Yes, You'll be placed in a town 10 miles West of the mountain resort Roman Republics has.

OFFICIAL COMMUNICATION
of the
UNITED SOCIALIST STATES OF BURTILANA

TO: Foreign minister of Hurtful Thoughts
FROM: Foreign minister Harvey Wells

We wish to set up an embassy within your fine nation. Our ambassador will be my own cousin Lucy Wells.
Thank you.

Well Harvey,

We have a few locations available.
You may switch betwen each of them as you see fit.

House Number 1:
One is a 2 story Stucco-Concrete Mini-mansion of roughly 8,000 sq ft (excluding 1,000 sq ft courtyard), plus stables and pasture capable of supporting 3 horses. Building footprint is 8,000 sq ft.

Convienences include:
Running water
Electricity (Generator, batteries, and wind derived)
A nearby stream
An icebox/root cellar
Gas HVAC and lighting
T1 Internet connection to town
Gates

This building is located roughly five kilometers north-east of Kampfenburg alongside an dirt road.

House number 2:
An earth home with built in nuclear bunker, includes a small motor-pool for servicing one small vehicle (light aviation or a truck).

Located 250 kilometers from the nearest village.

House Number 3:
A random studio [safehouse] under constant armed survaillence located within Kampfenburg, location shifts bi-monthly. We shall not discuss what these rooms feature for fear that your ambassador could be tracked down and shot by rebels.

House number 4:
A rustic wooden barracks formerly used by the Hurtian Marines, refurbished after slight fire damage, the building is located on-base and is considered quite safe.

Unlike the others, this building is not located on the mainland, but instead on New Roanoke Island.

It should be noted, however, that the previous occupants went quite insane, as we pulled one of them out skinny-dipping, ten kilometers out at sea, in winter. When questioned, he claimed he was "trying to get home". He had also confessed to burning down the barracks after killing everyone inside, including two marines.

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We counted 62 mutilated bodies surrounding those barracks, only three of them were armed...
We cleaned up the mess as best we could. As a precaution, all injuries and ailments should be reported to the base infermary, no matter how minor.

House Number 5:
A decommisioned offshore fortress. Includes helipad and weapons.