NationStates Jolt Archive

Celebrations in the Capital!

Shazbotdom
08-09-2005, 20:59
*In the newsroom of the Shazbotdom News Network*

Ballons were all over the place in the newsroom as the entire news cast, from all the different news times, was sitting behind the deck. The Beginning credit music was going as everyone was eating cake all across the news room.

Jeff Broglan: "Today we have startling news as celebrations continue within the capital city of Shaz City. Not more than 3 hours ago Shaz City time the 2 Billionth citizen of the Pure Socialist Holy Empire was born to the parents of Jeremy and Bethany Huges."

Tammy Wilson: "With the news of this birth reaching the Parliamentary Body and the Emperor, they issued a statement to the press. It read, 'This is a momentous occasion for Shazbotdom Today. For the lucky parents of this miracle child the Pure Socialist Holy Empire will give them 2 Billion Shazbot's, our national currency. This totals out to $1,832,676,624 American. They are able to spend this money any way they want and the entirety of Shazbotdom prays for them.'"

Jeff Broglan: "Everyone here at the Shazbotdom News Network is proud of the Huges for their birth."
Isselmere
08-09-2005, 21:02
Congratulations!
Jenrak
08-09-2005, 21:03
The Theocratic Chemicalists of Jenrak congratulate Shazbotdom on the birth of their 2 billionth citizen, and hope that their nation prospers as a reasult.
Roman Republic
08-09-2005, 21:07
The fatherland want to congratulate you on you 2 billionth citizen. In honor of this occasion. We will erect a marble statue of you choice, but not a huge statue like the statue of liberty.
Newvaria
08-09-2005, 21:34
Gaid Newmari, a newvarian citizen today took the momentus occastion of Shazbotdoms 2 billionth citizen to stage a protest against the war on Newvarias slave trade in recent weeks.

Gaid sat on the main podium in the captial during a light show and burnt himself alive. hs last words were "LIVE TO PLEASE YOUR LEADER" newvarias motto
Celtayoshi
08-09-2005, 21:36
Many congratulations to our Ottoman Alliance ally.
Shazbotdom
08-09-2005, 23:10
OOC:
Please change your post. I will not let you turn my thread into a "I'm telling you what is going on in my nation" thing. Make your post a congradulations to me or delete it. Thank you.

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Willink
08-09-2005, 23:36
Willin is happy to see shazbotdom reach their 2 billionth citizen. We will erect a park statue and airlift massive amounts of Malt liquor to you nation.


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