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After several biological experiments went wrong and became violent(Read: Ate some staff) the government decided it wasn't safe to store them and has begun to sellf them off to anyone interested.
Disclaimer: The experiments went wrong, and that is exactly why they are being sold off. Be prepared, if you don't have the proper storage facilities, some staff WILL inevitably get eaten.
Generic Alien
http://surbrook.devermore.net/gallery/galleryother/alien.jpg
One of the more common experiments that goes wrong. Can climb walls due to it's adhesive hands, and if something gets stuck on them it is not coming off.
Price: 2,000 USD
Additional notes: Uncannily smart. Can plan ambushes, can hide, and if they strat breeding and get loose, watch out!

Bug Hulks
http://www.planetadnd.com/interactive_books/umberhlk.gif
http://surbrook.devermore.net/adaptionscreatures/dnd/umberhulk.jpg
Bug Hulks are tremendously strong creatures, standing over 8 feet in height and 4 feet wide. They have 4 eyes stretched across their forehead, and 8 inch mendibles as an addition to crushing teeth. A durable exoskeleton protects them from conventional weapons such as bullets and shrapnel, and some types of lasers, which the exoskeleton naturally absorbs. Their legs are short and stocky, so the Bug Hulks should not be used for speedy attacks.
Cost: 15,000 USD
Additional notes: The Bug Hulks' mandibles can cut through solid adamntium and are often cut off and used as swords or other cutting tools, so keeping them in a material prison is not advised. A photon or laser cage should be used to keep these creatures. Also, high-pitched frequencies hurt the Bug Hulk's ears very much, and can be used to tame them into submission.

Purple Worm
http://surbrook.devermore.net/adaptionscreatures/dnd/purpleworm.jpg
Prized as a guard for treasure or estates wi valuables in them, the Purple Worm can be programmed to attack anyone that gets near the valuables, except, of course, it's master.Their tough hide makes them more resistant to bullets and slicing weapons.
Price: 15,000 USD
[size=1]Additional notes: The programming is still in testing phase. In some cases, the "masters" were eaten and digested for a bajillion years.

Bat-men
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/dd_gallery/dd1/Erythnul_p67.jpg
Note the long ears and fangs.Bat-men are vicious creatures who have lost all traces of sanity and are only their to kill and eat. They are physically strong but their bodies frail, and so have to rely heavily on armor which slows them down. They usually use primitive wepaons
Cost: 100 USD each.

Astral Stalkers
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/mmiii_gallery/82964.jpg
We lost almost 10 of our staff to these guys. Surprisingly lithe and quick footed, the Atral Stalkers, accordingly, stalk their prey until they are in a secluded place and then proceed to tear the victim to shreds with 3-foot long claws.They are pretty much impervious to swords, etc. but have a weakness to spinning razors and lasers. Fire also cows them.
Cost:50,000 USD
Additional notes: Keeping these fuckers is going to be HARD.

Cadaver Collector
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/mmiii_gallery/82972.jpg
Pure ownage.Throw this guy in a room with some spikes and political prisoners and you'll soon have a Cadaver Collector who looks like that one /\
Price: 50,000 USD

Sorrowswordsman
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/mmiii_gallery/82981.jpg
Human beings whose souls got trapped by our Trap-O-Matic and then reincarnated, Sorrowswordsman are filled with a burning hate for us and everyone else. Let a pack of 20 of them on a village and you'll have a ghost town within 10 minutes.
Cost: 5000 USD

Soul Hunter
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/mmiii_gallery/82998.jpg
We have only 5 of these, and they are kept in special rooms that inhibit their powers so that they cannot suck in the souls of all nearby. From our professional POV, we strongly suggest you not buy these. of course, if you have a war where you're losing, this thing can turn the tide of battle awfully fast. An enchanted spear is the only way to kill it, and if you buy a Soul hunter, you get 50 enchanted spears for free.
Cost: 3,000,000 USD

Chain Golem
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/mm2_gallery/88268_620_16.jpg
To be honest, we almost forgot that we had these. We locked them away in the darkest pits of our fungeons for all eternity since the moment they were made, and prefer to keep it that way. Of course, business is business, but if one of these things get out, we'll need a hell of alot of magnets.
Cost: 1 million USD

Shadowmaster
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/mmiii_gallery/83045.jpg
NOT FOR SALE

Shadowlord
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/mmiii_gallery/83074.jpg
NOT FOR SALE

War Droid
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/mmiii_gallery/83078.jpg
A flesh-metal abomination, used often by Jaratian Army commanders as cannon fodder, but are totally vicious without any remorse or mercy and make excellent shock troops.
Cost: 200 USD

Spearman
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/mmiii_gallery/83077.jpg
An elite spear thrower, whose spear is charged with either electricity, acid, or made to explode on contact.
Cost: 300 USD

Yugoloth Mezzoloth
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/mmiii_gallery/83085.jpg
A Jaratian War God.
NOT FOR SALE

Yugoloth Canoloth
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/mmiii_gallery/83084.jpg
A Jaratian War God.
NOT FOR SALE

Yugoloth Ultraloth
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/mmiii_gallery/83087.jpg
A Jaratian War God.
NOT FOR SALE

DOW YOUR OWN MATH!

Biological WMD's

Ebola:
One of the most fatal viruses know to man. Think of it this way:You have more chance of recovering from a gunshot to the chest than surviving Ebola.
The virus is transmitted by direct contact with infected body fluids such as blood. The incubation period is 2 to 21 days. Symptoms are variable and often appear suddenly. Initial symptoms include: high fever (at least 38.8° C, 101° F), severe headache, muscle/joint/abdominal pain, severe weakness and exhaustion, sore throat, nausea, and dizziness. Before an epidemic is suspected, these early symptoms are easily mistaken for malaria, typhoid fever, dysentery, or various bacterial infections, which are all far more common. The secondary symptoms often involve bleeding both internally and externally from any opening in the body. Dark or bloody stools and diarrhea, vomiting blood, red eyes from swollen blood vessels, red spots on the skin from subcutaneous bleeding, and bleeding from the nose, mouth, rectum, genitals and needle puncture sites. Other secondary symptoms include low blood pressure (less than 90mm Hg) and a fast but weak pulse, eventual organ damage including the kidney and liver by co-localized necrosis, and proteinuria (the presence of proteins in urine). From onset of symptoms to death (from shock due to blood loss or organ failure) is usually between 7 and 14 days.
Satisfied, shoppers?

Cost: 5000 USD per vial

NEW!
Ebola Vaccine and Cure!
Simply put,injecting this agent into your bloodstream makes you develop an almost instantaneous resistance to Ebola. The cure and vaccine is 97% effective.
Cost: 500 USD per vial.

Marburg Hemorrhagic fever:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Marburg-emb.jpg
A virus no unlike Ebola,victims suffer a high fever, diarrhea, vomiting, and severe bleeding from bodily orifices and usually die within a week. Fatality rates range from 25 to 100 percent.There is no cure or vaccine for this deadly and infectious virus.
Cost: 2000 USD per vial

Ricin:
Ricin can be extracted from castor beans and is known to.. It is considered to be twice as deadly as cobra venom. A spoonfull of this stuff strategically placed can and probably will wipe out a whole city.
Cost: 7000 USD per vial

Anthrax:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:AnthraxBacteria.jpg
Anthrax, called also splenic fever, is an acute infectious disease caused by the bacteria Bacillus anthracis and is highly lethal in its most virulent form. Anthrax most commonly occurs in wild and domestic herbivores, but it can also occur in humans when they are exposed to infected animals, tissue from infected animals, or high concentrations of anthrax spores.
Pulmonary (pneumonic, respiratory, inhalation) anthrax
Inhalation infection initially presents with cold or flu-like symptoms for several days, followed by severe (and often fatal) respiratory problems. If not treated soon after exposure, before symptoms appear, inhalation infection is the most deadly, with a nearly 100% mortality rate. A lethal case of anthrax is reported to result from inhaling 10,000-20,000 spores. This form of the disease has also been known as Woolsorters' disease. Other routes have included the slicing up of animal horns for the manufacture of buttons, and handling bristles used for the manufacturing of brushes.
Price: 900 USD per vial of powder.

OOC: By looking at those creatures, I assume you're some kind of mix between Fantasy and FT, since they're hardly MT material (some do Resident Evil-ish, though ;) ).

SkyCapt:
The War Droids are proficient with many weapons, but most of all knives and Hand2Hand fighting. you may have noticed the War Droid in the picture was wielding a halberd; the War Droids are good with all bladed weapons. Assault rifles, handguns, shotguns pose no problem for them, however, some training will be required to make them competent with RPG's and sniper rifles.War Droids also have an in-built vehicle commanding program, so they can pilot any type of land or air vehicle.
The immense strength also helps.
If you order them in bulk, you can have 2000 War Droids for only 10,000 USD.
Any other questions?

OOC: By looking at those creatures, I assume you're some kind of mix between Fantasy and FT, since they're hardly MT material (some do Resident Evil-ish, though ;) ).
Correct. I'm FT. :)

SkyCapt:
The War Droids are proficient with many weapons, but most of all knives and Hand2Hand fighting. you may have noticed the War Droid in the picture was wielding a halberd; the War Droids are good with all bladed weapons. Assault rifles, handguns, shotguns pose no problem for them, however, some training will be required to make them competent with RPG's and sniper rifles.War Droids also have an in-built vehicle commanding program, so they can pilot any type of land or air vehicle.
The immense strength also helps.
If you order them in bulk, you can have 2000 War Droids for only 10,000 USD.
Any other questions?
Excellent. We shall place an order for:
36,000 War Droids, preferably w/o the shown armor ($7,200,000)
The total comes to $7,200,000, but we are willing to pay an extra 2 million for the removal of the shown armor on each droid.

Of course. But no need for the extra 2 million. Keep them as a sign of goodwill from us, and we shall remove the armor for free. Anyway, we can recycle the scrap armor or modify it to fit other units.

Lich King
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/lom_gallery/88146.jpg
Those who seek to become immortal strive to become liches. However, the process is a long and precise one,and those who do not complete it correctly become Half-Dead. Deformed, disgusting creatures who prey on all living things.
Cost: 3000 USD.

Chain Devil
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/MM35_gallery/MM35_PG53.jpg
A punishment brought on the ones who speak heresy by the War God Yugoloth Ultraloth. They are doomed to live for all eternity,unless killed in battle, as hideous monstrosities swathed in chains which never fall off, and feel compelled to aid Jaratia or it's allies in battle.
Cost: 100 USD

Devourer
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/lom_gallery/88152.jpg
At first, a brainlike creature. Then it takes over a creature and uses it as a host. After that, more creatures follow, until it is a raging war machine. Can be controlled by sonic waves, which it is sensitive to.
Cost: 500 USD

Scrabbler
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/lom_gallery/88155.jpg
An offspring of the Lich King, the Scrabbler uses it's agility and long claws to defeat it's opponents. Can be controlled by beatings and whippings, it eventually becomes docile against it's master, but remains vicious against it's enemies.
Cost: 200 USD

DRAYKES

Golden Drayke
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/MM35_gallery/MM35_PG84.jpg
The weakest and lowliest class in the hierarchy of the draykes. Is intelligent, and, like all draykes, is a master of tongues. Also, will rebel if treated badly.
Cost: 100,000 USD

Bronze Drayke
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/MM35_gallery/MM35_PG79.jpg
Slightly stronger and more intelligent than the Golden Draykes.
Cost: 130,000 USD

Red Drayke
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/MM35_gallery/MM35_PG82.jpg
Cost: 150,000 USD

Teal Drayke
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/MM35_gallery/MM35_PG81.jpg
A new class of Draykes. These are the Overlords, and Teal Draykes are in the lowest position among the Overlords.
Cost: 300,000 USD

White Dragon
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/MM35_gallery/MM35_PG78.jpg
Second highest position of all Draykes, and only class of 2 that are allowed to call themselves Dragons. Very intelliegent and charismatic
Cost: 1,000,000 USD

Silver Dragon
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/MM35_gallery/MM35_PG86.jpg
The highest calls of Draykes. Can command any Drayke, and is usually the oldest,wisest, and most powerful of all.Only several left in the world.
Cost: 3,000,000 USD

The Grand Coalition would like to purchase:

4 Silver Dragons= $4,000,000
100 Lich Kings= $300,000
100 chain golems= $100,000,000
10,000 bat-men= $1,000,000

$105,300,000

We hope to make many more purchases in the near future.

Of course. Order confirmed, units shipped, some in special containers.

I think your wares and store are classified under genetic weapons. This is what I sell, this and Biological weapons..

OOC: Right. I knew sometihng was off, I just couldn't place my finger on it. Thanks for the correction. :)

NEW!
BioVat!

In this vat any of the creatures you see here can be grown, mutated, or otherwise changed in any way you wish! For example, you can get the DNA from a bat-man and make it into a super-bat-man!
Several Creatures are exempt from being able to be grown.
These are:
Silver Dragon
White Dragon
Teal Drayke
all three Jaratian War Gods
Shadowlord

And everything else is good to go!
Cost for 1 one: 80,000,000 USD
Hey, you can save alot of money by buying this!
Of course, you are NOT allowed to sell the creatures you grow(which used the DNA from my creatures) without my permission.

That is all.

you sell your stuff for way to low price- the cost of making one would be astronomical.

OOC: Really? Sorry, I guess I got too carried away with the "defects" thing and kept the price too low. Ok, I'll change it. Thanks for the heads-up. :)

We should partner up you and I we could sell some really cool stuff.