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The Leadership of the Holy Imperium and WNI Province of Ankhmet is proud to announce the New Doctrine. (Executive Order 23342)

The New Doctrine is the Ankhmeti law which states that:

----OUTSIDE CLAUSES----

These clauses take effect outside the Home Province of Ankhmet.

1)The Imperium of Ankhmet shall no longer recognise the sovereignty of any nation smaller than Ankhmet.

2)The Imperium of Ankhmet will treat all nations smaller than Ankhmet as Provinces of the Imperium, wether or not they accept it.

3)As such, the Ankhmeti Imperium reserves the right to send troops into any such nation, in an effort to keep the peace in the Provinces of the imperium.

4)The Imperium of Ankhmet reserves the right to demand tribute from any Province of the Imperium up to $1Bn.

5)The Imperium of Ankhmet reserves the right to make the laws in any Province of the Imperium, and the right to invade any Province which refuses to put these laws into effect. (This clause can only be used upon an executive order)

----PROVINCIAL CLAUSES----

These clauses take effect in any Province directly under the control of the Ankhmeti military.

1)The WNI Corporate Military Leadership outranks the leadership of the Ankhmeti State Guard, and all orders from them must be followed.

2)The established of a 'Federal Emergency Management Agency' is to be put into effect in all Provinces of the Empire.

FEMA agents shall have the authority to commandeer any vehicle they see fit.
FEMA shall produce a list of those within the Imperium who will be transported to secure camps upon the outset of a natural disaster, nuclear attacks, widespread looting or natural disaster.
FEMA reserves the right to execute any person on that list at any time.
FEMA has the authority to commandeer all forms of transport at any time.
FEMA has the authority to control any natural resource or food source, including but not limited to: oil refineries, mines of any kind, farms of any kind, ports of any kind, fishing boats of any kind, hunting lodges of any kind.
FEMA reserves the authority to imprison any citizen for any length of time, without charge.
FEMA has the authority to execute any citizen deemed to be any of (but not limited to) the following: a terrorist, a dissident, a looter, a rioter, a criminal, a drug user, a drug dealer.
FEMA can only utilise these powers after a special Executive Order or any of the natural or unnatrual disasters already mentioned.
FEMA shall be headed for life by Johan Weishaupt, who shall only be succeeded upon his death, to be succeeded by the next of the Weishaupt line.


----UNIVERSAL CLAUSES----

1)The position of Chancellor shall be extended from 3 terms to a lifetime position. The current incumbent shall be succeeded by the next of their family line.

2)The Chancellor may disband the Senate at any time, for any length of time.



This Doctrine has been introduced by Executive order, and will remain in effect in perpetuity, and may not be stricken from the Ancient Statute Books of Ankhmet.

Johan Weishaupt
Chancellor of Ankhmet
CEO of Weishaupt Nano-Industries
Imperator of the Holy Imperium

Nihil aliud scit necessitas quam vincere

((When was Ankhmet founded, RL date wise?))

[I'm being deliberately foggy. This means any nation founded after August 2004.]

OOC: Instant Slavery?

[Yup.]

OOC: An official statement from the Incorporated States of SKyCapt will come soon. I wonder how people will take this.

[I'm being deliberately foggy. This means any nation founded after August 2004.]

((I think that includes me... but I am not sure.))

[Yes. It does.]

OOC: You realize that Leafy and Halberdgardia won't like becoming one of your provinces.

OOC: An official statement from the Incorporated States of SKyCapt will come soon. I wonder how people will take this.

((You do understand that this is FT right?))

OOC: But all nations created after August 2004 are considered their property. SC was created July 2005. Btw, where does it say it's FT? :confused:

OOC: But all nations created after August 2004 are considered their property. SC was created July 2005. Btw, where does it say it's FT? :confused:

((He is an FT nation...))

[Yes. It does.]

((Wait, I see it under the name, Feb. 2005... yep))

OOC: OK, before I do anything else... Ankhmet, does this concern FT, MT, and PMT, or just FT? >.<
edit: Wait, he refuses to admit Tyler Van Stone's sovereignty, and he's an MT nation.

OOC: OK, before I do anything else... Ankhmet, does this concern FT, MT, and PMT, or just FT? >.<

((Yes, it is normal policy to put FT, MT, or PMT in the title... mostly if its PMT or FT, otherwise it is usually considered MT.))

Official Dominion Response:

The Dominion dates back to 1000AD when Count JWolf and King Jedah formed their small nation of a million people in Eastern Europe. So, you cannot claim that the Dominion is a Province of the Imperium. Same thing goes for the Dominion; Ankhmet is not a Province of the Dominion. The only to become a Province is to invade and take over that nation.

Signed,

Lord Bennet du Paris, the Secretary of Diplomacy of the Dominion

Official Dominion Response:

The Dominion dates back to 1000AD when Count Wolf and King Jedah formed their small nation of a million people in Eastern Europe. So, you cannot claim that the Dominion is a Province of the Imperium. Same thing goes for the Dominion; Ankhmet is not a Province of the Dominion. The only to become a Province is to invade and take over that nation.

Signed,

Lord Bennet du Paris, the Secretary of Diplomacy of the Dominion

((He's talking about when it says your country was founded IRL. So, Feb. 2005.))

OOC: Yeah... So I might have to fight for my country's independence...

OOC: Yeah... So I might have to fight for my country's independence...

((This is assuming that he even means those in MT...))

It just says any nation. He probably would've put in FT if he meant that, or maybe he forgot it...

It just says any nation. He probably would've put in FT if he meant that, or maybe he forgot it...

((Maybe its general purpose... perhaps he means to conquer the galaxy.))

((He's talking about when it says your country was founded IRL. So, Feb. 2005.))

OOC: He means it but my nation was not founded in Feb. 2005 in a RP way. It was founded in 1000AD.

OOC: Yeah. But he means all nations founded in after him in RL. Or in other words, any nation that has a join date after August 2004. So you count.

OOC: He means it but my nation was not founded in Feb. 2005 in a RP way. It was founded in 1000AD.

((Right... although if you look at it from an galaxy spanning way, your 1000AD might have been a million years after his nation was founded on some distant planet far away.))

[Actually, I play MT and FT. It's supposed to cover both.EDIT: and Ankhmet dates back to the First Dynasty of Egypt, 5,000 years ago. But I do mean join dates.Basically, this is me claiming dominion over all states smaller than Ankhmet.]

Official SkyCapt Statement

The Incorporated States of SkyCapt refuse to obey Ankhment's new doctrine. We will not become part of the Imperium, and refuse to be considered as part of it.

OOC

two problems:



1) nation could have been started a long time ago but did not start on the forums until recintly.


2)isnt that kind of a OOC reason to go to war or claim some one as a province.Since it is RL date.

so i ignore this....it is just stupid :rolleyes:

(((Well, Ankhmet has my answer on this matter.)))

Official response to the Rebellious Provinces

The beauty of Executive Order 23342 is that you do not have to accept it. As far as I am concerned, you are provinces of Ankhmet, and can be reclaimed at any time as such. Worry not, Ankhmet's military is not mobilising to reclaim you...Yet.

Johan Weishaupt
Chancellor of Ankhmet
CEO of Weishaupt Nano-Industries
Imperator of the Eternal imperium

OOC

two problems:



1) nation could have been started a long time ago but did not start on the forums until recintly.


2)isnt that kind of a OOC reason to go to war or claim some one as a province.Since it is RL date.

so i ignore this....it is just stupid :rolleyes:

[Yeah. I'm sorry, but I don't really care what you think. Anyway, you cannot ignore this. It is an internal law. It's like me ignoring the fact that you have a government. It doesn't work. You can refuse to accept it... But that would invariably lead to war at some point.

1) You idiot. I'm talking about join dates, which are shown in relation to your joining nationstates, not forum activity.

2)This is 100% IC.
]

EDIT: Ankhmet dates back to the First Dynasty of Egypt, 5,000 years ago.

OOC: Count JWolf dates back to 8000BC, if you want to be that way.

Isn’t that kind of a OOC reason to go to war or claim some one as a province. Since it is RL date.

I was going to say that but in another way. This is n00bish behavior is what I was going to say.

ooc: i-g-n-o-r-e-d

[Unsurprisingly, the people of nationstates are pathetic when somebody comes up with a new idea. Well done, you've proved how inflexible this place is.]

OOC

two problems:



1) nation could have been started a long time ago but did not start on the forums until recintly.


2)isnt that kind of a OOC reason to go to war or claim some one as a province.Since it is RL date.

so i ignore this....it is just stupid :rolleyes:
Oh come on, it'll be fun. We can, like, form an alliance, like the Free world Alliance, and combat him... :p

[You can't fight ideas with bullets... Anywho, Skycapt has a good idea, you form your alliance. Fight me if I try to take you over.]

[we can however kill the person who thought of it... :p ]

[we can however kill the person who thought of it... :p ]
Correction: Country that thought of it. :D

OOC:how am i pathetic you want control of all smaller nations for no good reason....that is pathetic!



http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/3994/fuckoff2yo.jpg

[Good luck finding him : P
Morvonia: you're obviously none too bright. THIS IS NO DIFFERENT TO THE ACTIONS OF OTHER IMPERIALIST NATIONS. I only formalised it into a national doctrine. And you've proved how great you are with that 'hilarious' picture.]

[Unsurprisingly, the people of nationstates are pathetic when somebody comes up with a new idea. Well done, you've proved how inflexible this place is.]

OOC: It is a good idea but you are using the date somebody joined NS. Not the date the nation was formed in RP way. Your joining dates is like OOC info not IC info, Ankhmet.

[If I did use purely IC info, I'd spend fuckloads of time trying to find the founding dates of nations, who can then just say 'well I started before you!' with no backing.]

[Good luck finding him :)

OOC: That is easy for me. *evil grin*

And we don’t need any flame baiting, Ankhmet.

[Flamebaiting? I introduce an idea, andd all of a sudden people come in, matches at the ready. NOT MY FAULT.

I forgot about the omnipotent JWolf... Pffft.]

[If I did use purely IC info, I'd spend fuckloads of time trying to find the founding dates of nations, who can then just say 'well I started before you!' with no backing.]

OOC: My nation’s history is in my fact book. Look it up, to see if I’m just saying 'well I started before you!'

[How about this? I just change my doctrine to say 'smaller nations' rather than nations who are younger. Good?

Xxx, xxxxxx xx xxx xxxxxx xxxxxxxx. xxxx-xx-xxx.]

[Flamebaiting? I introduce an idea, and all of a sudden people come in, matches at the ready. NOT MY FAULT.

I forgot about the omnipotent JWolf... Pffft.]

OOC: You flamebaited Morvonia with ’You're obviously none too bright.’

And JWolf is all-powerful because of the new nano-bot you gave him. So, you create omnipotent JWolf. He was a bad ass with his mutant powers at first but now he is a GOD. *evil laugh* J/K

The way I RP him, makes him not look or act like an all-powerful person. The only time I use his mutant powers are in a thread that allows mutant powers or some type of special power. Or a thread that I start.

[You do know that I can shut them down? A lot of my tech is *cough*rippedfromdeusex*cough*, including shutdowns.]

So are we going to just sit here flamebaiting each other OOCly?

[How about this? I just change my doctrine to say 'smaller nations' rather than nations who are younger. Good?]

OOC: Sound good with me. Say 500 million nations or smaller.

[You guys seem to have taken it upon yourselves to try and pick this apart somehow.Pffft. Perhaps you should form your alliance.]

OOC: Sound good with me. Say 500 million nations or smaller.

[No. Nations smaller than 2.3 billion.]

OOC: Morvonia is the only one trying to take this apart. I just refuse to accept your doctrine. I rather find this interesting... How about nations 1 Billion or smaller?

[No. All nations smaller than me.]

[You do know that I can shut them down? A lot of my tech is *cough*rippedfromdeusex*cough*, including shutdowns.]

OOC: Shut them down and he still a bad ass. Any person with a nano-bot in their body are screwed. They would have more metal then a normal person would have. So, JWolf could throw him around like a rag doll. Like what Magneto did in X2 with that guard. Maybe I could pull them for the body. *eviler grin*

[You guys seem to have taken it upon yourselves to try and pick this apart somehow.Pffft. Perhaps you should form your alliance.]

OOC: I’m trying to get more info on this thread. Then you called JWolf all-powerful. So, I had to save him for the sharks.

So are we going to just sit here flamebaiting each other OOCly?

OOC: Not flame bating anybody.

OOC:
:mp5: WE'LL NEVER SURRENDER TO YOUR DOCTORINE! BANZAI!!!! :mp5:

Luxbury Refuses to Acknowledge this Doctrine.

Obviously Ankhmet won't take that remark kindly...

OOC: NONE no one should be able restrict play of other....imagine when a new person gets in he sees he has to be someones puppet then boom we lost a new player...then he tells his friends dont go there they are all assholes....right there we lost 10 or so new players.



it has nothin to do with my nation(well maybe a bit) but for the continued sucsse of this game in the future.

Official Leafanistani Response

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Yankee Oscar Uniform

This message will loop for the next 2 minutes, thank you.

[END]

Independent Republic of Solvania Response

We respectfully decline to recognize your statement.

[END]

Official Leafanistani Saharistan Autonomous Region Response

No.

[END]

Official Leafanistani Wasser Autonomous Region Response

Screw you.

[END]

Official Leafanistani Algeristan Autonomous Region Response

In the name of Allah, we refuse to accept your doctrine.

[END]

It's just for fun. He's only attacking the nations that "reject his doctorine". He's not going around killing newbies right when they pop up.

We respectfully ask all nations to join us in the League of Soverign Nations who oppose Ankhmet's illegal rule over us.

It's just for fun. He's only attacking the nations that "reject his doctorine". He's not going around killing newbies right when they pop up.



OOC:yes but if you accept it,your nation comes under his juristiction since it says "sept 2005" for your join date.

We respectfully ask all nations to join us in the League of Soverign Nations who oppose Ankhmet's illegal rule over us.



OOC:he does not own me...i IGNNORED this a page or two ago.

[OOC: First of all, is this future tech or modern tech? I read the first couple of pages and people kept on saying its future tech. Is it?]

Leafanistan:
We respectfully ask all nations to join us in the League of Soverign Nations who oppose Ankhmet's illegal rule over us.
The Incorporated States of SkyCapt will join.

Morvonia: He's changed it. Now only nations smaller than his are under the threat of the doctrine.

Macabees:
[OOC: First of all, is this future tech or modern tech? I read the first couple of pages and people kept on saying its future tech. Is it?]
I think it's pretty much all techs... Or at least he said so.

[OOC: First of all, is this future tech or modern tech? I read the first couple of pages and people kept on saying its future tech. Is it?]

OOC: He does both MT and FT RPs.

OOC:he does not own me...i IGNNORED this a page or two ago.

[Sigh. Look, if France all of a sudden said it claimed nations smaller than it as French territory, do you think Andorra, Monaco, Germany, Belgium, et cetera, would just 'ignore' France, as if it didn't exist. No. It is to say, Ankmeht has not done anything illegal in this post when considering out of character etiquette. It can be considered illegal in character, however, that would have to be fought in character, not out of character. Consequently, Ankmeht hasn't done anything that deserves to be ignored, regardless if you think he owns you or not - the latter, as I've repeated before, is just a matter of in character politics, so should be dealt in that way.]

OOC: NONE no one should be able restrict play of other....imagine when a new person gets in he sees he has to be someones puppet then boom we lost a new player...then he tells his friends dont go there they are all assholes....right there we lost 10 or so new players.



it has nothin to do with my nation(well maybe a bit) but for the continued sucsse of this game in the future.



reply to


Morvonia: He's changed it. Now only nations smaller than his are under the threat of the doctrine.

To the Leader of the Imperium of Ankhmet
Concerning: Recent doctrine of imperialism.
From: Arcarum Dreskisk

While you may see yourself as a surging power, you must ask yourself that perhaps you are declaring yourself all powerful in nations that may already be colonies, or have more than a tenacity to fight you back. You may also be noting out the many alliances that could be involved, especially against such a sudden movement of imperialism. You can be hard pressed to keep them off, much more so than you might think.

Also, while you think yourself capable of disrupting enemy forces with your own, you must first think of all the civilians in the many nations that you have claimed as your own to possibly go against you, and some most likely within your own nation.

While we ourselves enjoy acts of warmongering and imperialism (while accepting maintain a certain sense of economic profit and stability), your crude method to attempt to increase your power will unwanted, and could incite many attempts of attack upon your nation. This message is not a declaration of hostility, not a reploy of ill-boded feelings, and not a threat, but a warning to you that many nations could be more than ready to have mobilized against you.

End Message

OOC: Yeah, the join date says 2005, but who's gonna care?
IC:
We would like to join the League of Sovereign Nations. Our navy is currently commited elsewhere, but our Paratroops Corps is ready to move. Let's coordinate battle plans!

OOC: NONE no one should be able restrict play of other....imagine when a new person gets in he sees he has to be someones puppet then boom we lost a new player...then he tells his friends dont go there they are all assholes....right there we lost 10 or so new players.



it has nothin to do with my nation(well maybe a bit) but for the continued sucsse of this game in the future.





reply to




Morvonia: He's changed it. Now only nations smaller than his are under the threat of the doctrine
OK... WHat does that mean? :confused:

[Sigh. Look, if France all of a sudden said it claimed nations smaller than it as French territory, do you think Andorra, Monaco, Germany, Belgium, et cetera, would just 'ignore' France, as if it didn't exist. No. It is to say, Ankmeht has not done anything illegal in this post when considering out of character etiquette. It can be considered illegal in character, however, that would have to be fought in character, not out of character. Consequently, Ankmeht hasn't done anything that deserves to be ignored, regardless if you think he owns you or not - the latter, as I've repeated before, is just a matter of in character politics, so should be dealt in that way.]



could not care less....he has no right to say well i am stronger i own you.


france is real world...unlike the real world(well some of it) we have rules so that everyone can enjoy themselfs in here.

It is still ignored by myself.

OK... WHat does that mean? :confused:


it means that all the smaller nation now have to face this...which is still not right.

So you think I'm your province. Hahahahahhahah! That is the funnist thing i've heard for a long time. :lol: :lol: Don't make me crush your pathetic nation and make you into a province.

could not care less....he has no right to say well i am stronger i own you.


france is real world...unlike the real world(well some of it) we have rules so that everyone can enjoy themselfs in here.

It is still ignored by myself.
Where does it say that?

could not care less....he has no right to say well i am stronger i own you.


france is real world...unlike the real world(well some of it) we have rules so that everyone can enjoy themselfs in here.

It is still ignored by myself.


[No. In the two years and more that I've participated in NationStates I have never seen or heard of a rule that absolutely prohibits doctrines of imperialism. So, negative, you are not protected. If you wanted to be considered like a good role player I suggest you lift your ignore, join an alliance that is willing to protect you, and do something in character about this doctrine. Now that's following role playing etiquette.]

Guys, guys, he can say what ever he wants, but can he do anything? Why are you arguing over stupid stuff like this?

OOC: Because I'm bored... :p

OOC: Because I'm bored... :p

OOC: I actually concur.

[OOC: TAG for possible future action when I have the resources.

I mean Im an imperialist state myself but this... this is just stupid. It gives you no actual additional power over anything, it just pisses people off and makes them declare war on / embargo / form alliances against you. From a foreign policy point of view this is... just moronic...]

Ankhmet has stirred the hornet's nest.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9601179#post9601179

Join the League of Soverign Nations.

The region of Luxania has rejected this doctrine. Our tiny region will not be threatend by power hungry nations or regions.

We are a peaceful region made up of 3 countries.

That being said. Luxbury is making a public offer of Uranium to any country that will help us defend agianst such tyranny.

The region of Luxania has rejected this doctrine. Our tiny region will not be threatend by power hungry nations or regions.

We are a peaceful region made up of 3 countries.

That being said. Luxbury is making a public offer of Uranium to any country that will help us defend agianst such tyranny.

The League of Soverign Nations will protect you if you jion us!

OOC:i do not belive this is wrong in-characte only...but also as a player of this game...that is why i ignore....but i can see your point Macabees and will lift the ignore.



IC:The Goverment of Morvonia states that this is a invasion of soverinty and will not be took without resistance.

today Morvonian forces are placed on high alert and is willing to discuss the formation of an alliance.

We're interested in aquiring some uranium in exchange for our support. Lay out the details.

Official Response

Unfortunately, the Empire is currenty in the beginnings of a War of Succession, consequently, we are unable to declare support for those who have been claimed by Ankmeht. Regardless, should Ankmeht actually successfully incorporate a nation into his Empire, the Golden Throne pledges that when Fedor has successfully destroyed the rebels within his Empire, and those who dare disturb his throne during this time of troubles within our land, he will liberate those under the thumb of Ankmeht, and make sure that the Ankmeht Empire will never lift a finger against those who can't defend themselves again.

This response comes from a nation that is much larger than that of Ankmeht, and nation that holds no fear of any other nation. It is to say, we will willingly put our military in the way of Ankmeht's fingers.

Let this doctrine be known. However, we will not join any coalition at this time, although we will actively cooperate with said coalition if the time arises.

To the:Leader of the Imperium of Ankhmet
Respose to:Complete idiotic act of imperialism.
From:The Lone Alliance

We would like to state that you will never control us, we urge all of these new 'Colonies' to rise up and invade his nation if he decides to enforce this rule, he may have 2.3 Billion, but with every nation together, we can suprass his nation greatly and overrun all of his armies.

We of the League of Sovreign Nations (I'm sorry I spelt it wrong, speed typing.... :( ) respectfully ask you to retract this doctrine and recognize our right to self-rule as independent nations.

And we thank Macabees for their support. We are immensely grateful.

Signing Members:
Leafanistan
SkyCapt
Athiesism
The Lone Alliance
Leichen
Morvonia

The Luxania Region wished to thank the Macabees. With out more powerful nations, regions like Luxania would cease to exist. If their is anything you require (we only have Uranium) we will help to provide.

It is your right to disagree with this doctrine, but not to have us remove it. Your request is noticed, and denied.

Provincial Affairs Minister

So you think I'm your province. Hahahahahhahah! That is the funnist thing i've heard for a long time. :lol: :lol: Don't make me crush your pathetic nation and make you into a province.

We are larger than you, dolt. Kindly spell any threats against the Eternal Imperium properly, fool. Please note that Ankhmet is a member of Borman's alliance, which has several very large nations as members. I'm sure an attack on a member would be viewed very dimly.

Provincial Affairs Minister

Consider this: Ankhmet has made no agressive action. I have mobilised no troops, I have issued no lauch codes, and have certainly note issued any product recalls or shutdown codes. Yet you who claim to protect peace begin to arm yourselves, and prepare for a war that isn't coming. I find this ironic. I have shown no signs of acting on this doctrine, which is merely a guideline for foreign relations, an excuse for actions which others carry out yet make no excuses or apologies for. I am being threatened for being POLITE. How incredibly characteristic of the leaders of the world.

Johan Weishaupt, in a television interview on WNITV.

We are larger than you, dolt. Kindly spell any threats against the Eternal Imperium properly, fool. Please note that Ankhmet is a member of Borman's alliance, which has several very large nations as members. I'm sure an attack on a member would be viewed very dimly.

Provincial Affairs Minister

Consider this: Ankhmet has made no agressive action. I have mobilised no troops, I have issued no lauch codes, and have certainly note issued any product recalls or shutdown codes. Yet you who claim to protect peace begin to arm yourselves, and prepare for a war that isn't coming. I find this ironic. I have shown no signs of acting on this doctrine, which is merely a guideline for foreign relations, an excuse for actions which others carry out yet make no excuses or apologies for. I am being threatened for being POLITE. How incredibly characteristic of the leaders of the world.

Johan Weishaupt, in a television interview on WNITV.

Considering that I don't care if you are with Borman, I'd like to see you try just by yourself to make me a province. I forgot though, you already tried that and failed so long ago. What makes you think that you will be able to succeed this time?

Oh yeah, we don't spell right for people that aren't worthy for that. Our spelling is a privalage not a right.

Signed,
President Harsimran Mann

Your purpose of this doctrine is to provoke attacks.

You think you are so smart hiding behind the thugs of your region. You are a coward and only can get land by force. This doctrine will give you the excuse you need to convince your people that you can envade any country you desire.

The world will not stand for this Facist Dictatorship you call a country. You are nothing but a Criminal scaring your populance into what you want them to do. Congratulations your the next Hitler.

You pathetic fools.

You act as if you alone held back Ankhmet. How entertaining.

At that time Ankhmet was at a low economic point, and you were at a high. You had international support. I did not. I bowed to INTERNATIONAL PRESSURE not your pathetic military capability! Whilst I attempted to remove a regime of intolerance, you defended it. Whilst I attempted to give people democracy, you lost those people their chance to live in a multicultural society. Whilst I attempted to break the back of Nazism you FOLLOWED IT!

In response tot he screams of 'New Hitler!' by the pathetic small nation who wants to capitalise on international feeling, I say YOU ARE PATHETIC! You are merely jabbing at me whilst the world is behind your scum! You wouldn't dare say such things if there wasn't a coalition of the tiny behind you! I am not the new Hitler. Some time ago I attempted to REMOVE a man who was quite literally the new Hitler. Because of the pressure brought on by YOUR ALLY my forces had to be withdrawn. Congratulations, you support the one who saved the new Hitler.

Speech by Johan Weishaupt, Provincial Television Network

Random Silver Sky Cabinet Member:

Go fuck off! You think to high of yourself. That will be your downfall.

*Another Message is sent moments later*
President Jason Garner
The Silver Sky

We refuse to acknowledge your ownership of our nation, if any of your forces come within 200nm of our shores and moving/showing agressive action towards us we will attack you.

Though we do apologize for the previous message, with our admittance to the Woodstock Pact our cabinet has been under large amounts of stress.

OOC: I actually find this a funny idea, it way lead to both your MT and FT destruction, but it's your call. ;)

[You see, these people don't seem to know what the Doctrine is. IT'S AN EXPLANATION! But no, they have to take everything as a fecking threat! BITE ME!]

You pathetic fools.

You act as if you alone held back Ankhmet. How entertaining.

At that time Ankhmet was at a low economic point, and you were at a high. You had international support. I did not. I bowed to INTERNATIONAL PRESSURE not your pathetic military capability! Whilst I attempted to remove a regime of intolerance, you defended it. Whilst I attempted to give people democracy, you lost those people their chance to live in a multicultural society. Whilst I attempted to break the back of Nazism you FOLLOWED IT!

Speech by Johan Weishaupt, Provincial Television Network

What international support? If I remember it was me, Thomasia, Japanese Antartica vs you and another guy I don't remember.

As you might find, we are still much more powerful than you. You'll find our economy is almost twice your size and that our military budget is far ahead of yours in any matter of the sense. So do not try to tell me all your lieing facts.

Signed,
President Harsimran Mann

Official Response

We demand that you do not attempt any acts of imperialism against the Sucellan Governance, the Throne of the Reichsführer, or the Provinzen of the Governance. If any forces are mobilized by Ankhmet or its allies against the allies of Tannenmille, our funding, scientific staff, and information regarding Neurotoxic Agent Strain U-Zero Five Seven will be removed swiftly from the International Virology Foundation. Any acts of imperialism by the Weishaupt militaries or those of any forces under the command of the Imperium against allies of the Governance will be met with resistance. We do not wish to strain relations with your nation, and do not wish to remove our scientific minds or funding from the Virology Foundation, but if it comes to hostilities we will have no choice but to do so.


Reichsführer Peffe Tannen of the Sucellan Governance of Tannenmille
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Großkanzler Wolfgang Rosenthal
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High General Chriztoph Vengerd
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You pathetic fools.

You act as if you alone held back Ankhmet. How entertaining.

At that time Ankhmet was at a low economic point, and you were at a high. You had international support. I did not. I bowed to INTERNATIONAL PRESSURE not your pathetic military capability! Whilst I attempted to remove a regime of intolerance, you defended it. Whilst I attempted to give people democracy, you lost those people their chance to live in a multicultural society. Whilst I attempted to break the back of Nazism you FOLLOWED IT!

Speech by Johan Weishaupt, Provincial Television Network



"But now you are that evil power....you faught to defeat it and now you have become it...your intolerance of the soverinty of nations like my own...make you not the good guy you once were but a country of hippocrates"

~Prime Minister Alex Tselis

"But now you are that evil power....you faught to defeat it and now you have become it...your intolerance of the soverinty of nations like my own...make you not the good guy you once were but a country of hippocrates"

~Prime Minister Alex Tselis

OOC: Actually he just lied most about that. He says he wanted to bring democracy even though Thomasia was a democracy while he wanted a communist, authoritarian state. He called us facist just because we opposed him. You can never believe a lier.

For a start, the nation of Japanese Antartica is far larger than both of us. You had the support of a much more experienced military, whilst I had a conscript army!

[You see, these people don't seem to know what the Doctrine is. IT'S AN EXPLANATION! But no, they have to take everything as a fecking threat! BITE ME!]

occ: Hell I'm thinking of accepting it just for a fun time, not everyday you get to become someone's province. :p

A copuntry of Hippocrates? Yes, we do have good physicians.

For a start, the nation of Japanese Antartica is far larger than both of us. You had the support of a much more experienced military, whilst I had a conscript army!

I really don't know how much he made a difference as he made only a couple of posts at the end involving actual fighting. So don't even try to make up excuses.

join us in our voice of freedom


http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=442826

occ: Hell I'm thinking of accepting it just for a fun time, not everyday you get to become someone's province. :p

[You should. These poeple don't see the positives. Anyone submitting would have almost total control of their government, until times of war. Event hen you'd have the protection of the Ankhmeti Guard.]

OOC:wired the U.S.S.R. promised the same thing.

I really don't know how much he made a difference as he made only a couple of posts at the end involving actual fighting. So don't even try to make up excuses.

Some of us have an idea of consequences, you fool! If I did not retreat I would have risked an incursion on Ankhmeti soil by an army with superior numbers, Having said that, at the time of the invasion I lacked the backbone to keep the advance moving.

OOC:wired the U.S.S.R. promised the same thing.

[*slow clap* Well done. :rolleyes: ]

Some of us have an idea of consequences, you fool! If I did not retreat I would have risked an incursion on Ankhmeti soil by an army with superior numbers, Having said that, at the time of the invasion I lacked the backbone to keep the advance moving.

Funny, you still can't, friend!

I no longer fear the ADD suffering leader of the Space Union. Initiation of hostilities would be met with immediate nuclear response. I CANNOT be bothered to fight long wars, only for the world to dogpile on me. Any fight will end very quickly.

ORDER 30
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Idiocy is now an artform
Greetings, nation of Ankhmet,

As per Order 30, issued on the date of 7th of September, 2005, the nation of Ankhmet is hereby an indigenous Soviet Republic under the direct control of the Hogsingrad, Capital of the USSRH. Order 30 demands that any nation smaller than the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics of Hogsweat, who's formal name begins with an A and ends with a T, is hereby under direct annexation from the USSRH. As soon as we have crushed Aequatio and Automagfreek we will move and take our provinces in Ankhmet.

Sorry, but your join date to the International World was lower than ours, so we see good reason for you to be our province.

Good day,
SIGNED
Soviet Premier Alissa Maykov

I no longer fear the ADD suffering leader of the Space Union. Initiation of hostilities would be met with immediate nuclear response. I CANNOT be bothered to fight long wars, only for the world to dogpile on me. Any fight will end very quickly.

To: Macabee Province of Ankmeht

Death is what no one wants. Except for morticians, and funeral home operators, but they would be dead too. We ask you to be peaceful.

[END]

[ :rolleyes: really clever. Please, before you go all assholey, READ WHAT I'VE SAID ABOUT THIS! I don't intend to go around attacking every nation that joined after September 2004, but it's a way of keeping my options open. Jesus.]

I no longer fear the ADD suffering leader of the Space Union. Initiation of hostilities would be met with immediate nuclear response. I CANNOT be bothered to fight long wars, only for the world to dogpile on me. Any fight will end very quickly.

Actually I was thinking that you were suffering from mental problems and had to be locked away on a mental hospital. But you proved me wrong. You have to be locked up in a remote island mental institution where you won't hurt other people with your lunatic policies.

But don't worry, I have a island in mind and I'll make all the reservations for it. I'll even add a $1 to it.

Signed,
President Harsimran Mann

[ :rolleyes: really clever. Please, before you go all assholey, READ WHAT I'VE SAID ABOUT THIS! I don't intend to go around attacking every nation that joined after September 2004, but it's a way of keeping my options open. Jesus.]

OOC: Who isn't clever? Please, you didn't expect this to go over with no response? You must expect that order would have caused dozens of nations to ally against you. You must have expected a coalition against you at some point.

I have held back from eprsonally insulting other eladers. I have done my best. Yet the Leader of the Space Union is the exception. How can such a person become a leader? Not since the time of Sephrioth has such an idiot reigned over a nation!

Who isn't clever? Please, you didn't expect this to go over with no response? You must expect that order would have caused dozens of nations to ally against you. You must have expected a coalition against you at some point.

You give him too much credit. ;)

Who isn't clever? Please, you didn't expect this to go over with no response? You must expect that order would have caused dozens of nations to ally against you. You must have expected a coalition against you at some point.

[I find it interesting that it is assumed that it was a public proclamation :)]

[I find it interesting that it is assumed that it was a public proclamation :)]

OOC: OOC, sorry, fixed

I have held back from eprsonally insulting other eladers. I have done my best. Yet the Leader of the Space Union is the exception. How can such a person become a leader? Not since the time of Sephrioth has such an idiot reigned over a nation!

No actually your an idiot, and your rule over a nation. I guess you fit the description quite well. You would have ever guessed.

[I find it interesting that it is assumed that it was a public proclamation :)]

The Leadership of the Holy Imperium and WNI Province of Ankhmet is proud to announce the New Doctrine. (Executive Order 23342)

OOC: Additionally, you never said it was secret or OOC. If you don't, it's automatically assumed as openly IC.

OCC: This will be my first time potentially getting involved in something like so bear with me if I make some mistakes. Plus it will be funny to use the Former moniker everywhere I go. :p

High Councilman Daniels had been having a fruitless day, not getting his apples made him annoyed, and being annoyed was not good for anyone in his vicinity. He figured he might as well take a look at what was happening in the world, see if there were any new idiots trying to gain recognition by killing half their population when he happened upon a bombshell. Ankhmet had proclaimed all nations smaller then it as it's provinces and that they can basically do what they want anywhere. Daniels thought to himself for a moment, "This might not be so bad for us, sure we become viewed as a province, but for the most part unless they deem it nessecary autonomous, and being under the protection of them would be useful."

Former Republic Response

It is with great honor today that we accept this doctrine set forth by the nation of Ankhment. Should anything be nessecary to more quickly accomidate this just let it be known and we shall do it as quickly as possible.

Donald Giert, Former Foreign Minister.
The Former People's Republic of New Sans

Proclamation of Chancellor, Emperor, and Director of FEMA Johan Weishaupt

"Today, we welcome a new nation into the fold of the Eternal Empire. The great and noble land of New Sans has accepted the great honour of being a province of this Empire. As we speak, the diplomats of the Eternal imperium are on their way to prepare a document affirming that nation's participation in the Empire. We must all welcome these newcomers to the Empire. They saw through the lies of the League Against the Free Empire, and joined us. Ave illuminatus!"

----The Affirmation of Provincial Status----

I, _______, head of state of the nation of New Sans declare the allegiance of this nation to be changed to that of Ankhmet. The resources of New Sans will be put at the disposal of Ankhmet, and in return this nation will recieve the protection of Ankhmet, and free and unrestricted trade. In addition, New Sans will follow the laws set out in the New Doctrine (Executive Order 23342) to the best of it's ability. In addition, I will give up the title of the Head of State, and take the title of Provincial Governor.

This treaty takes effect immediately and in perpetuity.

Signed,


Governor for the New Sans Province

The Document Afirming the Status of New Sans

why must you insist on interrupting our freedom.....our nation have done nothing to you but you insist on taunting us.....


"The deference between a Country and a Nation....is that a Nation is united and chooses its own destiny"

~Alekos Constantinos,First king of morvonia and leader of the resistance movment against a foreign king.


You will not take our freedoms away for the good of your pretender leader and his fake empire.


Alex Tselis
Prime Minister

Otagia is content to be a province, assuming that no taxes are enforced, no outside laws are implemented, and your ships do not enter our space without going through appropriate channels.

----The Affirmation of Provincial Status----

I, Nathan Daniels, head of state of the nation of New Sans declare the allegiance of this nation to be changed to that of Ankhmet. The resources of New Sans will be put at the disposal of Ankhmet, and in return this nation will recieve the protection of Ankhmet, and free and unrestricted trade. In addition, New Sans will follow the laws set out in the New Doctrine (Executive Order 24332) to the best of it's ability. In addition, I will give up the title of the Head of State, and take the title of Provincial Governor.

This treaty takes effect immediately and in perpetuity.

Signed,

Nathan Daniels

Governor for the New Sans Province

The Document Afirming the Status of New Sans

OCC: This should be some fun.

[Yay. Three provinces. Not everyone here is a whacko... :D ]

[Yay. Three provinces. Not everyone here is a whacko... :D ]

Hey the point here is to have fun, and how can you have fun if your not the province of a nation that could wipe you off the face of the earth by batting an eyelash. :p

The Democratic Imperium of Praetonia recognises that New Sans and Otagia are no longer countries. Prior embargoes against Akhmet are hearby extended to cover trade with the Ankhmeti provinces of New Sans and Otagia. Should Praetonia go to war, for whatever reason, with Ankhmet at any point in the future then that shall also apply to New Sans and Otagia, and should a decision be made to annex Ankhmet following any such successful war, such an annexation shall also apply to New Sans and Otagia.

Signed,

Imperator Sarius Publius I of Praetonia

Hey the point here is to have fun, and how can you have fun if your not the province of a nation that could wipe you off the face of the earth by batting an eyelash. :p

[:D I like your logic.]

[Yay. Three provinces. Not everyone here is a whacko... :D ]

OOC: I'm glad some people obey this crazy scheme. To be completely OOC, how did you expect this to turn out?

[To be honest, I thought I marked it secret. Whatever. The way I look at it, I'm just formalising the unwritten laws of all the large countries.]

OOC: I'm glad some people obey this crazy scheme. To be completely OOC, how did you expect this to turn out?

Occ: To be fair this is being blown a bit out of proportion. No military ovetures have been made as of yet, and besides it's all in the name of fun.

[To be honest, I thought I marked it secret. Whatever. The way I look at it, I'm just formalising the unwritten laws of all the large countries.]
[OOC: Im larger than you and Ive never heard of these "laws". You also clearly state that you are announcing this policy.]

OOC: SO.. What has gone on since I left?

OOC: SO.. What has gone on since I left?

OCC: I joined as a province to have fun, and am now consequently faccing a second annexation should war with Praetonia break out. I possible get to be two big nations property, joy. :p

Secret IC:

Praetonia we could use your help.this affects all small nations....but as more join.the bigger nations will then face a growing problem we ask for your help.



http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=442826

[OOC: Well you dont really have to worry New Sans. Im too busy fighting a war against AMF, Pantera and Aequatio to bother with Ankhmet's petty nonesense right now, but depending on how much stuff I lose and how much my economy gets screwed I might come back later. That's the main reason that Im not joining the National Sovereignty Pact. That and I dont necessarily believe in national sovereignty and really oppose this because I dont want Ankhmet getting powerful / more irritating.]

It has come to our atention that the nation of ankhmet is declaring rulership over us. This being stated i would also like to point out that they are also very large and disagreing would be considered an act of war. We also figure that if he did decide to act upon this doctrine then he would very easily take the first few smaller nation without a fight if he made a surprise atack this would mean that he would have control of several nations which he could use directly to provide men and resorces. We would also like to point out that he has made no agressive move while the alliance against him seems to have. we are not buckleing to a powerfull nation we are just taking our countries best intrests into acount but enough with all this politics we will vote then comence the new national holiday of long speach day to be held once every year in comemoration of the very long speach made today.

Made by piglatnian president soup on every channel in the nation
soon afterwerds the main population voted to declare independance and certain death or to join as a province to this new doctrine.

[OOC: Well you dont really have to worry New Sans. Im too busy fighting a war against AMF, Pantera and Aequatio to bother with Ankhmet's petty nonesense right now, but depending on how much stuff I lose and how much my economy gets screwed I might come back later. That's the main reason that Im not joining the National Sovereignty Pact. That and I dont necessarily believe in national sovereignty and really oppose this because I dont want Ankhmet getting powerful / more irritating.]

OCC: I really don't mind if I'm anyones province, so long as I can have fun here.

OCC: I really don't mind if I'm anyones province, so long as I can have fun here.
[OOC: Your choice mate, but my nation is worried about hostile nations like Ankhmet getting too powerful by collecting large numbers of small nations who think he's powerful into an "empire".]

Im allied with you(UNA), does that make me a province ?, if so i completely refuse altogether and laugh maniacly in your leaders face."

To all nations who read this, greetings and Welcome! We have generously decided to accept all of the following terms within our hallowed borders, and will happily present an Ambassador and his staff at your court, with a coterie as stipulated in our initial message http://forums.jolt.co.uk/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=9601982

Originally Posted by Ankhmet
The Imperium of Ankhmet will treat all nations smaller than Ankhmet as Provinces of the Imperium, wether or not they accept it.
We don't see any sort of a problem with this. We like to do things Unilaterally all the time. Why just the other day, The Holy Empire of New South Serbia unilaterally decided to enact a permanent ban on all TV advertisements in France.
Originally Posted by Ankhmet
As such, the Ankhmeti Imperium reserves the right to send troops into any such nation, in an effort to keep the peace in the Provinces of the imperium.This might present a problem, as The Holy Empire of New South Serbia officially only recognizes Coast Guards, and not any other branch of the military. So if you would like to invade us with your Coast Guard, then that is fine. They can start by manning our Lighthouses, which are a pain in the behind.
Originally Posted by Ankhmet
The Imperium of Ankhmet reserves the right to demand tribute from any Province of the Imperium up to $1Bn.
Will you accept this amount paid in irradiated woodchips?
Originally Posted by Ankhmet
The Imperium of Ankhmet reserves the right to make the laws in any Province of the Imperium, and the right to invade any Province which refuses to put these laws into effect. (This clause can only be used upon an executive order)
This, too, is fine by us, provided that we do not actually have to listen to any of them.

This hereby concludes our welcome message!
Salute!

The votes were tabulated and the numbers are in it was an almost tie except that one elderly man decided life was to short and voted for a declaration of independance. then it was a tie so now the president had to vote this was a major decision.

[OOC: Your choice mate, but my nation is worried about hostile nations like Ankhmet getting too powerful by collecting large numbers of small nations who think he's powerful into an "empire".]

OCC: We'll I could always rebel and be crushed into powder if I feel like a change of pace, but for now I'll go with the flow here.

OCC: We'll I could always rebel and be crushed into powder if I feel like a change of pace, but for now I'll go with the flow here.
OOC: If you rebelled he couldnt attack because he knows he'll get dogpiled by about a dozen nations in this thread.

OOC: If you rebelled he couldnt attack because he knows he'll get dogpiled by about a dozen nations in this thread.

OCC: I'll keep this in mind then incase I ever feel like being my own nation again.

OOC: If you rebelled he couldnt attack because he knows he'll get dogpiled by about a dozen nations in this thread.

OOC: This is all about balance of power. None of us want him to get any sort of definiative advantage over us.

Ankhmet is a founder of the International Virology Foundation, a coup that Jenrak is not entirely fond of, but still is part of. While we do see their actions as power hungry and most deserving of a reply, we will not be the ones, unless it is truly deserving of such.

OOC: This is all about balance of power. None of us want him to get any sort of definiative advantage over us.
Agreed, which is why I oppose it. RIght now Ankhmet isnt actually that powerful, but with lots and lots of small nations he can use for troops... he could be a force if he used it right.

New Sans - if you wait he'll move in police and his military and then the world will be powerless to stop him suppressing a rebellion. You have to choose now, because landings are quite easy to sto.

OOC: This thread is getting cluttered... And tense...

Agreed, which is why I oppose it. RIght now Ankhmet isnt actually that powerful, but with lots and lots of small nations he can use for troops... he could be a force if he used it right.

New Sans - if you wait he'll move in police and his military and then the world will be powerless to stop him suppressing a rebellion. You have to choose now, because landings are quite easy to sto.

Right now with my relative noobness to rping military wise right now wouldn't be that good for me, but a small coup attempting to break free could be done but I'm going to be reading over said stickies to get a better grasp on it for now.

OOC: This thread is getting cluttered... And tense...

OOC: I love politics when parties are on similar ground with no definitive advantage over each other. This state of permanent cold war is great.

OOC: ... I wish I could leave this, but since Ankhmets controversial doctrine concerns me too...

it's a fine plan i support 100 %

it's a fine plan i support 100 %

You give up your freedom. Soon the renegade territory of Ankmeht will be running rampant across your land, raping women and children, and consuming your crops, and your people.

-Minister of Ego Brain

OOC: I don't care much about his doctrine. If Ankhment makes his move on me (which he won't, because frankly he won't care), he probably won't be able to take over.

On another note, he might gain some considerable power if he keeps getting new players to join him.

After an extended meeting during which The Board of Solid Water recognizes these new laws while pointing and laughing at the baseless conflict.

However, becuase none of the laws apply to Solid Water, we can only sit and laugh at the tiny nations gathering around and starting hostilities against Ankmeht.

The Board sees no need to get more involved with Ankhmet's policies and doctrines at the moment, but an invasion of Ankhmet without due reason will be considered an act of war upon Ankhmet.

Meanwhile, our officers and people are watching the debate on national television. Ratings have gone through the roof.

Rofling,

The Board

While my people may pay a price i will achive my dream.............Total conquest a free hand in war and for this i wiould give up my nation

THis is getting stale... Obviously he won't attack me, but if he does, the ADC and League of Sovereign Nations will back me up. But I'm going.

The Foriegn Minister was thoroughly bored as he suffled through all the, as he called it, unintelligeble $h!t that comes in daily.

"Nuclear war, nuclear proliferation crisis, war, war, war, civil war, guerilla war, discovery of deadliest biological weapon in the world, new doctrine claiming all smaller nations as its own... wait one moment."

He picked up the paper he looked at the paper that he was about to throw in the bin. He blinked, 'Well, someone has become knocked off their rocket.' he thought.

He booted it upstairs to the Supreme Commander who booted the reply down to him.

Official Statement From Goverment of Red Tide
"Ankhemet is the HaxOr!11 WOOT!

But seriously, we will laugh as your towns are raped and your women pillaged all because you accepted this stupid doctrine. Thank you for your time."
End Message

OOC:Nice idea, but impractical to enforce. Your militaries gonna be strecthed thin with all the nations you are gonna have to go to war with. And defenders most of the time have the advantage even when outnumbered.

The president was ready to make his anouncement but it would be dificult to tell the people that elected him that a war might be the end of it all and the only plausible defence was the mass suicide of the nations homeland the one every one grew up on the one he grew up on and the one he might eventualy have to leave in ruins when the inevitable happens. He had decided to declare that he was refusing to listen to this doctrine and the people should do the same of course if we did get atacked most of his nation would be evaced and only he and 75% of the military would be left to defend it and if the worse would happen they would evac as many as posible then boom no more president and no more invasion force.

The government of Rhunholm refuses to accept this doctrine. Any Ankhmet compatriots located on a Rhun-world or Subjugated World will be immediatley arrested, and turned over to the Department of Human Properties for reeducation. Any Ankhmet ships venturing into Rhunate space will be immediatley destroyed, with no warning.

Also, as a response, Ald Rhun has put into effect it's new doctrine of declaring all nations larger than itself provinces of Ald Rhun.

We accept this doctrine, but then we realised we were bigger than Ankhmet. Damn. Our attempts in becoming a slave-state have failed once again!

We accept this doctrine, but then we realised we were bigger than Ankhmet. Damn. Our attempts in becoming a slave-state have failed once again!

Ahem.

Also, as a response, Ald Rhun has put into effect it's new doctrine of declaring all nations larger than itself provinces of Ald Rhun.
[point, point]
;)

The Nietzschean people refuse to suffer under self-proclaimed rule of a nation gone mad. As such, we renounce wholeheartedly this despicable Doctrine and all who would approve it; namely inferior beings such as the Ankhmeti's, not even opening upon the subject of mentally unstable Ankhmeti's.
-Archduke Charlemagne Bolivar

Ahem.


[point, point]
;)

Well, quite obviously, we have no choice but to slaughter all our citizens, in order to maintain independance!

"Hmm, dammed if you do, dammed if you don't." Ellias Aubec scanned through the international news, noting Ankhment's new policy, and Ald Rhun's policy.

Official notice to Ankhment

The Island Nation of Phoenixius wonders about its position in relation to this new policy. Though we were founded ages before you, we however have a fraction less population. In any case, we declare ourselves free of any rulership by any nation; past, present or future.

At the moment we will not do anything, as Ankhment has not done anything aggressively yet.

High Councillor Ellias Aubec

The Citizen
Noddestan Annexed

This morning at 1123hrs, the government of Noddestan voted unanimously to voluntarily annex Noddestan as a province of Phoenixius and therefore escape rule by the Ankhmetenese menace.

"Phoenixius has no say in this," said Gabor Yung, defence minister, "as far as I know there isn't a precedent for this kind of action. We considered that the people of Noddestan would be better off under the wing of Phoenixius than crushed beneath the iron fist of Ankhmet."

The news follows Ankhmet's controversial doctorine which would have place Noddestan under its rule as a province of its detestable corporate empire. In the wake of the announcement, General Dares was said to condemn the annex of Noddestan by any nation as despicable. This is now known to have been a misquote.

Recent community support polls show an almost ninety percent support of the move, when asked the question: "would you rather have Noddestan raped and pillaged by the Ankhmetenese or live peacefully under the wing of Phoenixius?"

No-one from the Phoenixius government was available for comment.

I have no intention of attempting enforced annexation of Phoenixius.

Official reply to annexation of Noddestan

We understand that this is a very perculiar situation - not many nations (if any) have ever declared themselves to become annexed by another nation. We have doubts about the reasons behind this move, but nethertheless, we will accept it. If this is indeed an actual governmental position, and not some hoax, then we will be sending ambassadors to Noddestan to facilitate the annexation, and to setup some sort of agreement between the two nations.

The Citizen
Ankhmet Pledge Phoenixius Freedom

"I have no intention of attempting enforced annexation of Phoenixius," the premier of Ankhmet informed the world press earlier today.

Noddestan will therefore remain to all intents and purposes a free state, being an annex of Phoenixius itself and immune to annexation by Ankhmet. The statement by the Ankhmet government can only proove a boon to Noddestani values.

In reply, General Dares is noted to have said "good," and gotten on with the busy job of being President.

Official reply to Phoenixius
re: Annexation of Noddestan

High Councillor,

It is with great hope in my heart that you accept our offer of annexation, to allow us to become part of your union. It is true that we fear the onset of the detestable Ankhmetenese hordes and wish to parlay with your nation to avoid this.

Under the terms of the annex, we promise to bolster your armies in times of warfare and to support your every action. We have also made space at the table for your government officials to join our parliament.

Your Faithful Servant,

Governor Dares
Province of Noddestan

Excerpt, speech of premier Weishaupt, WNITIV

"I am frankly speechless. Those who oppose us don't even known we are 'Ankhmeti', not 'Ankhmetenese', Ankhmentairans' or other such foolish names."

The Nietzschean people refuse to suffer under self-proclaimed rule of a nation gone mad. As such, we renounce wholeheartedly this despicable Doctrine and all who would approve it; namely inferior beings such as the Ankhmeti's, not even opening upon the subject of mentally unstable Ankhmeti's.
-Archduke Charlemagne Bolivar

OOC: Well, we know :P

[And I don't consider you a jackass for it :)]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b371/Askira/Templates/01.jpg
Department of Foreign Affairs

The Leadership of the Holy Imperium,
WNI Province of Ankhmet

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. We shall defend our freedom whatever the cost may be; we shall fight you on beaches, landing grounds, in fields, in streets and on the hills. We shall never surrender to tiranny." - Emperor Toran

"I speak now with the full backing of the Askiran Imperial Republic, its MAP Allies, and all nations that hold Askiran Embassies, and I say that we will never comply with the terms stated in your "Executive Order 23342". It is beyond comprehension that you can justify yourselfs in what you demand of 'lesser' nations. It shows a clear breakdown in your society, we call it widespread megalomania.


(Executive Order 23342)

The New Doctrine is the Ankhmeti law which states that:

1)The Imperium of Ankhmet shall no longer recognise the sovereignty of any nation smaller than Ankhmet.

2)The Imperium of Ankhmet will treat all nations smaller than Ankhmet as Provinces of the Imperium, wether or not they accept it.

3)As such, the Ankhmeti Imperium reserves the right to send troops into any such nation, in an effort to keep the peace in the Provinces of the imperium.

4)The Imperium of Ankhmet reserves the right to demand tribute from any Province of the Imperium up to $1Bn.

5)The Imperium of Ankhmet reserves the right to make the laws in any Province of the Imperium, and the right to invade any Province which refuses to put these laws into effect.

"Let it be made clear. The Leadership of the Holy Imperium, WNI Province of Ankhmet, has and will never hold peaceful diplomatic status with the Imperial Republic until your nation has comprehended the basics of respect for other nations sovereignty, but most of all other cultures rights. If you ever take a military action against this Sovereign nation or any of its allies, you will be met with all the marshalled might of the Free people of the Askiran Imperial Republic." - Secretary Halsey

Claire Halsey,
Secretary of Foreign Affairs,
Askiran Imperial Republic.

Diplomatic Status: Discontinued Contact - [Relations Severly Damaged]

Excerpt from a speech by Johan Weishaupt, WNITV

"...And the 'emperor' of this 'Askira' place comes up with grand speeches, consisting entirely of parts ripped from the words of truly great men! I say to you now Askira, how can we respect that which does not exist? This Executive Order is not a breakdown in society. It acknowledges that perfect slavery and perfect democracy are one and the same! In a democracy, the people are treated a s a means for the perpetuation of the powers of the ruling party. In this system, that is not necessary. The powers of the ruling class are solidified, so they can turn to the needs of the poor and the underprivileged, rather than dreaming up ever more impractical ways to stay in power! THIS IS TRUE DEMOCRACY!"

Man u are screwed up! And Your so full of shit! :mp5:

[l0lz 0mg ur s0000 g00|) 47 |)1$!!]

[l0lz 0mg ur s0000 g00|) 47 |)1$!!]
*lol*

[Wow. It's nice to see some people being constructive.

Kinabalu, if you are not going to participate or at least give a reason for not participating, then please do not spam the threads with insults. Thanks.

Ankhmet, I would participate, but our nations do not know of each other yet. They will have to meet in some IC fashion first. And, if you have sufficient resources, you could end up adding my nation to the list of those on your side and have an increase in military personel. But, if not, then it will definitely be a fight. It will be interesting to see how it goes.]

Sorry but its like he's on some really big power trip. He posts this on peoples Embassy sites:

In accordance with Executive Order 23342 the Eternal Imperium cannot recognise the sovereignty of your 'state', and as such cannot initiate an embassy exchange program.

It totally demeans that nations thread. (Talk to him about Insults?)
I read the Doctrine. It is a bit power crazy.... To each his own right but leave it out of people threads.....

Official Response
To: Ankhmet
From: The Federation of Animarnia

The Federation point blank refuses your declaration of control of our nation and ANY attempt to send military or FEMA personnel into our nation will be considered an act of war and as such Animarnia WILL respond in force without further warning, We are not afraid to employ a MAD scenario Chancellor if it becomes necessary. Our citizens will die before being turned into slaves. We have fought for our independence once before and we will fight for it again if you force our hand. Be warned our Military is already being deployed through our nation as I send this and all our forces have been put on high alert. You may have an advantage in numbers but remember Chancellor we are fighting for our homes and our lives, we will not go down without a fight.

President Friedman

It totally demeans that nations thread. (Talk to him about Insults?) I read the Doctrine. It is a bit power crazy.... To each his own right but leave it out of people threads.....
ooc: this is rp. anyone should be free to run their nation how they like. he's not saying "im going to invade you because of this doctrine" and if thats what you think he's saying then you're quite incorrect.
perhaps he will invade, but i doubt he'll invade anyone who doesnt bait him with "im not going down without a fight" style antics.

OOC:to be honest if he attacks one nation he will get dogpilled....it does not matter wather he attacks MT or FT nation...he will get dogpilled.

Official Imperial Statment:

Despite Ankhmet's stance as an ally we can not fully accept this. You are attempting to colonize allies of our nation, as well as other allies of your nation; like other UNA members. If you do attack allies of the empire or UNA members you will quickly find yourself expelled from the UNA and on the other side of out guns.

You've been warned.

OOC: Sick Idea, why didn't I come up with this already?

[Because I'm a genius. I can't help getting there first. :)]

OOC: Sick Idea, why didn't I come up with this already?
OOC: 'Cuz it's sick?

Direct Response to the Borman Empire

Although you have expressed your disgust with Ankhmet in the form that he may not annex nations of your alliace, we ourselves are disgusted that your alliance allows this doctrine at all. By the power vested in me, I swear to you, Borman Empire, that should you come to the support of Ankhmet at any time because of this doctrine, I will personally see to the destruction of your alliance. We are allies with well over half of those included in your ranks ,and have the power to persuade them to change their minds about their inclusion within the United Nations Alliance.

Regardless, the UNA would be a much more respected alliance without Ankhmet, and I implore you to reconsider his membership within the UNA.

I am not trying to threaten you, however, I am saying that I will stand by those who support Ankhemt, and his draconian laws, which he is largely incapable to enforce them by himself.

Fedor I

Starenell declares independence from Ankhmet. We will fight to defend the land.

Direct Response to the Borman Empire

Although you have expressed your disgust with Ankhmet in the form that he may not annex nations of your alliace, we ourselves are disgusted that your alliance allows this doctrine at all. By the power vested in me, I swear to you, Borman Empire, that should you come to the support of Ankhmet at any time because of this doctrine, I will personally see to the destruction of your alliance. We are allies with well over half of those included in your ranks ,and have the power to persuade them to change their minds about their inclusion within the United Nations Alliance.

Regardless, the UNA would be a much more respected alliance without Ankhmet, and I implore you to reconsider his membership within the UNA.

I am not trying to threaten you, however, I am saying that I will stand by those who support Ankhemt, and his draconian laws, which he is largely incapable to enforce them by himself.

Fedor I

Mr. Fedor I,

I will be bringing this to discussion at the UNA Main command (Forum)

Justin Scarfe, President

Direct Response to the Borman Empire

Although you have expressed your disgust with Ankhmet in the form that he may not annex nations of your alliace, we ourselves are disgusted that your alliance allows this doctrine at all. By the power vested in me, I swear to you, Borman Empire, that should you come to the support of Ankhmet at any time because of this doctrine, I will personally see to the destruction of your alliance. We are allies with well over half of those included in your ranks ,and have the power to persuade them to change their minds about their inclusion within the United Nations Alliance.

Regardless, the UNA would be a much more respected alliance without Ankhmet, and I implore you to reconsider his membership within the UNA.

I am not trying to threaten you, however, I am saying that I will stand by those who support Ankhemt, and his draconian laws, which he is largely incapable to enforce them by himself.

Fedor I

Official Imperial Communique:

To: Fedor I
From: Chancellor Licinius

It is sad that nations once allied come to threatening, yes threatening, each other.

Now to buisness;

I do not believe our alliance has the right to expel him for this, or if it is against the charter. However, seeing as a UNA alliance nation (Who falls under the catagory of colony), has brought it up in meetings we shall investiagte it further, and if possible; explusion may occur because of it.

Even if the UNA did fall, which I assure you it would not to you, I have more allies. Your vendetta against my nation and alliance sheerly for protecting its allies and members would fail. I doubt you could even persuade a forth of them to leave.

As I said, his membership will probably be investigated.

To think we were willing to put our nation on the line, for a submarine of your nation, and now you are threatening us, disgusting.

End Transmission

Official Imperial Communique:

To: Ankhmet
From: Chancellor Licinius

We, as the founding nation of the UNA, member of UNA cabinet and justice tribunal, an ally, and a fellow nation would ask that you cancel these reforms, or scale them down to a select few nations. We however can not force you to stop these other than military action, which we will not use. We can only hope to persuade to stop them, to avoid your probable expulsion from the UNA.

Firstly, you challenge powers you can not handle. You will be facing many nations, all these small nations combined will most likely be able to over come you. Then there are larger nations who will join the smaller one's because they disagree with your policy, like Macabees.

Secondly, you colonize nations who are allied to you.

blah blah blah, there are more and more reasons. I recommend and ask that you cancel these, and if you still desire colonies; enact them on a much smaller scale.

If you don't I'm sure your membership in the UNA would be removed, and then nothing but our like and respect for you would keep us from stopping you. But you would be attacking our allies, who come before respect and liking of other nations, therefore pitting us against you. Us along you could not take, and with many allies behind us, you would find yourself divided amongst the nations you sought to colonize.

End Transmission

[OOC: Damn. If I didn't have other RPs planned, and if I had found this thread earlier, I would participate. :D

Ankhmet, would you object to me using one of my puppets (only one) for this RP?]

Official comunique to all nations

We don't see what the real bother is at the moment. Ok, Ankhmet has declared all nations younger/smaller than it to be its province's - in return a whole load of you have declared your freedom (fair enough), however you then increase your military readiness, and prepare yourselves for war, when Ankhmet has shown no indication that he would go to war. This is ridiculus posturing by the so called 'free nations'.

We ask all those nations that have gone to a higher alert status to back down, and allow your free civilians to continue in peace.

This does not mean that we are allied with Ankhmet, but we do wish to make it known how stupid all you other nations look at the moment from the sidelines, as it were.

High Councillor Ellias Aubec

Official comunique to all nations

We don't see what the real bother is at the moment. Ok, Ankhmet has declared all nations younger/smaller than it to be its province's - in return a whole load of you have declared your freedom (fair enough), however you then increase your military readiness, and prepare yourselves for war, when Ankhmet has shown no indication that he would go to war. This is ridiculus posturing by the so called 'free nations'.

We ask all those nations that have gone to a higher alert status to back down, and allow your free civilians to continue in peace.

This does not mean that we are allied with Ankhmet, but we do wish to make it known how stupid all you other nations look at the moment from the sidelines, as it were.

High Councillor Ellias Aubec

Leafanistan has not gone to higher alerts because of this, only because of the current Frozopian conflict. We are only creating this alliance as a backup plan. If or when the renegade territory of Ankmeht strikes at its 'colonies' we at least have a preplanned alliance already to go.

Leafanistan has not gone to higher alerts because of this, only because of the current Frozopian conflict. We are only creating this alliance as a backup plan. If or when the renegade territory of Ankmeht strikes at its 'colonies' we at least have a preplanned alliance already to go.

Fine. However we were refer to the other, more beligerent nations. If a nation has a different reson to be on high alert (as you are), then we would not expect you to reduce said alert status. However, those that are only involved in this event, we would expect to reduce their alert status.

High Councillor Ellias Aubec

Fine. However we were refer to the other, more beligerent nations. If a nation has a different reson to be on high alert (as you are), then we would not expect you to reduce said alert status. However, those that are only involved in this event, we would expect to reduce their alert status.

High Councillor Ellias Aubec

As the founding member of the LSN, we like to assure all members, that there is no reason to panic. Sure the renegade territory of Ankmeht has declared control of you. But as long as we remain in this alliance, he can't attack us all at once, and we can rush to your aid and vanquish the enemy.

I'm willing to risk probable expulsion from the UNA.

((OOC: It does appear that several people do not understand the relevance of the RL join date and the size of their nations... but thats not really my point anyway, so...))

The Roman Empire of Streleheim would like to note that it rejects any such claims over these sovereign nations and refuses to recognize them.

His Imperial Majesty, Emperor Constantinius Castamir III, Caesar Basileus Augustus, Imperator Romanorium Germanorium et Graecorium, Protector of the Highlands, Sultan of Haradistan, Defender of the Rhomanii Catholic Faith, King of Kings and Lord of Lords, Conquering Lion of the Tribe of Judah, Elect of God, Lord of the Rhomanii

Official Response

We demand that you do not attempt any acts of imperialism against the Sucellan Governance, the Throne of the Reichsführer, or the Provinzen of the Governance. If any forces are mobilized by Ankhmet or its allies against the allies of Tannenmille, our funding, scientific staff, and information regarding Neurotoxic Agent Strain U-Zero Five Seven will be removed swiftly from the International Virology Foundation. Any acts of imperialism by the Weishaupt militaries or those of any forces under the command of the Imperium against allies of the Governance will be met with resistance. We do not wish to strain relations with your nation, and do not wish to remove our scientific minds or funding from the Virology Foundation, but if it comes to hostilities we will have no choice but to do so.


Reichsführer Peffe Tannen of the Sucellan Governance of Tannenmille
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/1166/peffetannen1yf.gif

Großkanzler Wolfgang Rosenthal
http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/6094/wolfgangrosenthal0uj.gif

High General Chriztoph Vengerd
http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/2453/chriztophvengerd6ir.gif

[END MESSAGE]

*cough*

OOC: I see your OOC response, but you should probably respond IC.

Sonaj does not accept any ruler but the Emperor. We reject all parts of this doctrine concerning Sonaj.

Have a nice day.

OFFICIAL GOVERNMENTAL RESPONSE

The beauty of the Executive Order is that you do not have to accept it. Good day.

Official Imperial Statement:

The council of the UNA has ruled that the criminal nation of Ankhmet be expelled from the UNA. As of this moment let it be publicly known that the criminal nation of Ankhmet is no longer a part of the UNA, will not receive UNA protection, and will be pitted against the UNA if they seek to enact their ludicrous order upon UNA members.

Official Imperial Communiqué:

To: Ankhmet
From: Chancellor Licinius

You were warned. You are now expelled from the UNA. May god have pity on your soul if you ever decide to carry out these foolish orders.

End Transmission

Ooh, just in time. Island of Rose has just declared war on Ankhmet. Maybe this one won't get ignored...

To:Chancellor Lucinius

From the desk of Johan Weishaupt

I'm afraid that God has no power over my soul. 'Homo deus'.

Ankhmet, are you going to respond to my post?

What?

Official Response

We demand that you do not attempt any acts of imperialism against the Sucellan Governance, the Throne of the Reichsführer, or the Provinzen of the Governance. If any forces are mobilized by Ankhmet or its allies against the allies of Tannenmille, our funding, scientific staff, and information regarding Neurotoxic Agent Strain U-Zero Five Seven will be removed swiftly from the International Virology Foundation. Any acts of imperialism by the Weishaupt militaries or those of any forces under the command of the Imperium against allies of the Governance will be met with resistance. We do not wish to strain relations with your nation, and do not wish to remove our scientific minds or funding from the Virology Foundation, but if it comes to hostilities we will have no choice but to do so.


Reichsführer Peffe Tannen of the Sucellan Governance of Tannenmille
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/1166/peffetannen1yf.gif

Großkanzler Wolfgang Rosenthal
http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/6094/wolfgangrosenthal0uj.gif

High General Chriztoph Vengerd
http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/2453/chriztophvengerd6ir.gif

[END MESSAGE]


OOC: Only the third time I've posted that.

[Yes, and the third time I have deliberately ignored it. Sending a message without sending a message.]

[Yes, and the third time I have deliberately ignored it. Sending a message without sending a message.]

OOC: OOCly or ICly deliberately ignoring it? I don't have any problems with you OOCly and as long as you don't invade my nation I won't have a problem with you ICly either.

[In an IC way.]

[In an IC way.]

OOC: Okay, good. At least now I don't think you're an OOC ass. :p Thanks for clearing that up, this'll probably be my last post in this topic then unless you decide to respond ICly.

OOC: I'm gonna unsubscribe from this

OFFICIAL GOVERNMENTAL RESPONSE

The beauty of the Executive Order is that you do not have to accept it. Good day.
Either way, Sonaj does not recognize Ankhmet as ruler. Nor do we recognize Ankhmet as a nation, but a terroristorganisation.
Any FEMA agents sent here will be executed for intrusion on Sonaian space, and any force sent by your government will be looked upon as an act of terrorism.
No money will ever be sent to Ankhmet, as Sonaj does not deal with terrorists.

OOC: 400 posts. Yay.