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I declare war on JFo! They have been harboring mimes, drepriving the populace of the entertainment of watching mimes decapitated. It has also caused deflation, destroying the economy. This state of affairs must end now!

Oh really? if mimes choose to stay in my country and stay out of yours so they can avoid your barbaric practices, i'm not going to do anything about it to please you. now you have two choices: leave me alone, or war over this silly issue. which will it be?

You can let mimes who want to stay in your country stay, but you have no right to tell mimes about how the extensive advertising is false. It will be war!

Very well. you'll be having "visitors" in a few days. buy some candy.

While you spent your money on weapons, I, the Supreme Ultimate All-Powerful dictator of The Decapitated Mime, spent my entire treasury on transporters. As we speak, I am transporting rotting, slimy, disease-ridden mime bodies to all of your major cities, to give your populace a paraphernalia of diseases. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This is wonderful. Now you're broke, and i can simply check any vehicle coming into my country

"Hey! General! Put men at every road leading into the country. when they find one of these trucks, kill the driver and drive them back into Decapitated mime."

No, no, no. "Transporters" in this case means Star Trek type transporters. Why do you think they cost so much?

"General! Cancel that order!"

"Orderly! Go tell the engineers to activate city-shields."

"Is the army ready to go yet?"

"No sir. they are still being gathered. They will be ready within a day."

"Good. Supply teleporters to every army base in the country. I want them ready to go this time tomorrow."

You were too slow! Some corpses got through, and are now prepared to infect your populace with every incapacitating disease known to man. Also, your army is unshielded, and I can drop stuff on them like boulders or giant trees to crush them.

Good. my plan worked perfectly. now i can gather the corpses and teleport them back to you, and you can't afford to sustain shields over your cities. Also, i have people standing by to activate shields over my army bases, and we;d notice if you tried to drop a rock on us.


OOC: if anyone is paying attention, any advice on what we're doing wrong would be helpful, especially if we ever plan to have a real war.

Do you really think I'm that stupid? All of my citizens are vaccinated against all diseases. And though you may have shields standing by, by the time you activate them, the rock will already have fallen. As soon as you so kindly told me your plan, I quickly dropped one huge boulder on where I estimate the most important part of each of your military bases to be, most likely killing all of your officers. Without a chain of command, your army is useless. Ha ha ha!

yes, you are stupid. You don't even know how your own devices work. it takes several seconds to teleport something. that gives me plenty of time to notice and put my shields up. Ah, i'm getting reports now. Hmmm... only one rock got through. It was slightly off target, and only two foot soldiers were killed. one injured. Sorry, better luck next time.

I happen to have one special transporter. I have kept it in reserve until now, as I can't afford the electricity bill, but I'll worry about that later. See how the sky just went dark? Feel how cold it's getting? My special transporter can transport anything anywhere to anywhere else, and can change the shape en route. The entire continent of Antarctica is above you. Of course, anyone not under a shield was surely crushed. And as for everyone else, if you somehow don't die of lack of air, you'll freeze to death. And if you avoid that you will starve to death, as any plant outside a shield is crushed, and any plant inside will soon be dead from lack of sunlight. After that, any surviving livestock will starve, and then there will be no food left. Surrender now and I will move Antarctica back . . . once we have negotiated the terms of surrender. We can start with you send all mimes in your country to me.

Stop this stupidity, now.

This is idiodic, stupid reason for war.

"You were too slow! Some corpses got through, and are now prepared to infect your populace with every incapacitating disease known to man."

Godmodding


"Orderly! Go tell the engineers to activate city-shields"

the cost of those would be greater than all the wealth in your country.


"No, no, no. "Transporters" in this case means Star Trek type transporters. Why do you think they cost so much?"

You cannot spend your whole treasury on a certian thing, your people would riot, you infastructer destroyed, and your government would be overthrown, and are you FT or MT ?

OOC: Willink is right. And unless you are Future Tech nations, then teleporters, city-chields, and Star Trek transports are not available to you at this time. And you both have very small econmies, according to NSEconomy (http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/). A few RPing tips are:

1) Don't Godmod - Don't say "OMG! I N00ks j00 and now you die, ahahahah!" Godmodding is where you say the enemy's casualties, so don't do that.
2) Don't go to war for OOC reasons - Don't declare war on someone saying ( in another forum) something like 'George Bush sucks', or 'America is teh n00bzorz!'.
3) Wait until you have a good sized military before fighting someone - Build up your army, navy, and airforce first. You can do this by creating your own stuff (just say you have your own types of weapons 'n stuff), or buying things at storefronts. Leafanistan's storefront is really good.

Those are some tips that will help you RP good in NationStates. Now, declare a treaty before people begin attacking you! =D

[What you're doing wrong?

Godmoding, mixing FT and MT with randomness, general wanking.]

OOC: Guys, this is a closed thread! You have no right to barge in!

PS. I have no right to barge in, but I'm not gonna bother to remind myself that.

OOC: They asked us to show them if they were doing anything wrong. We showed them.

OOC: holy christ!!!! what a noob fight...some one get this as a sticky under the title of "perfect example of noob fighting"



i mean how many rules did they break!



i dont mean to be rude but read the stickies or ask people by starting a new thread.Other NSers are more then willing to help.


but it did give me a HUGE laugh !

OOC: Guys, this is a closed thread! You have no right to barge in!

PS. I have no right to barge in, but I'm not gonna bother to remind myself that.



yes OOCly we can no rules against that only ICly would go against rules.


bump

OOC: They are allowed to do what ever they want in a closed thread if they both agree to it.

But yes, you are definitly godmoding. You basiclly are coming up with unrealistic techs, then saying "They don't work." If you want to use Star Trek type weapons you should agree on how they work, like whether you can beam in at certian times or not.

Also in a war with other players you should maybe not do "Ha Ha Ha"s, try to sound serious.

But as this is your own closed RP you may do what ever you want as long as you both are ok with it. But you should follow some of my tips if you don't want to godmode or want to play with others.

Have fun!

Did you read The Decapitated Mime's bio? I refer to my people as "my little playthings." Any people who might riot are long dead.
Also, I have a good reason for going to war. The creator of JFo is my brother, and he is depriving my country of entertainment and currency

I agree with the various people/nations that have been yelling at us. let's have a treaty or just stop the silly war completely.

And can you please get rid of Antarctica? It's very ugly.

OOC: Your yelling raised some questions.
1) How do i get the cool locations that are listed on the left for some of you?
2) What is wanking?
3) How do i buy things at storefronts? How do i even get to them?

1)Look in the profile section of the bar just below the nationstates banner. Click on the 'edit profile' section. It's there, along some other options.

2)Wanking is masturbation. :D

3) Storefronts are everywhere, at any one time there should be a couple of storefronts at the front page of II. Just follow the instructions to buy!

3) How do i buy things at storefronts? How do i even get to them?
Browse around the forums, and usually anything that has 'storefront', 'company', or anything like that is a storefront. I would recommend Leafanistan's storefront, but mine is low on business. You're eligible for our New Nations discount, so stop by when you anything!

We can have a treaty. Let's start with you send me all the mimes in JFo and don't tell any more about me, and I will get rid of Antarctica.