TCS Seizes Earth ISS
The Celestial Swords
03-09-2005, 19:31
TCS News
"In a lightning raid resulting in no deaths, a squad of ten Space Marines captured the Earth International Space Station and deported the Astronauts back to the primitive Earth. Luna's prototype nuclear weapon has been moved there, as well as a Magnetic Acceleration Cannon and several laser Anti-Craft turrets. TCS officials say this is to protect Their Luna base, as well as discourage Space-Growth of Earth nations.
Back to you, Iliei."
OOC: Is this apart of the PoI thread?
The Celestial Swords
03-09-2005, 21:58
Erm...
Yeah.
What's PoI, by the way?
The Ctan
03-09-2005, 22:58
Somewhere, on Isasrach. medics were treating comm officers who'd done themselves injuries while laughing at the 'discouragement of earth based spacefaring...'
Der Angst
03-09-2005, 23:12
The Rings of Earth
A few hundred thousand ships, multiple millions of satellites, and billions upon billions of pieces of space debris, the vast majority of it coming from Earth-based spacefaring nations.
Unsurprisingly, the popularity of the TCS newschannel(s) peaked, with perhaps 600 million Angstians suddenly turning into a regular audience, craving more of this free standup-comedy.
The TCS newsreader even became a popular figure not unlikely Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf, back in the day.
The T-Shirts could be found everywhere.
Erm...
Yeah.
What's PoI, by the way?
Preservation of Ignorance.
Shortly after this event, 30 small fighters carried out a kamikaze run, launching 1000000000000000000000 mukes at the station. No surviv0r$.
The Imperial Empire's offical response is one of laughter, considering your discouragement of Space-Growth from Earth based nations will fail. Partly due to the fact that The Sol System has been occupied by Space Fearing Nation's from Earth long before your Jul 2005 inauguration!
Good Luck with your War Mongering, you'll be Resting In Peace soon enough.
A battle fleet has been dispatched from the Black Crusade campaign to move to Earth orbit. You have two hours to remove your troops, or the fleet will destroy the ISS.
We would like to offer support to The Global Mega-Corporation of Ankhmet at this time, so they dont have to disengage from there current campaign. Any assistants we can offer, we shall.
Jal-Sen Katmec
04-09-2005, 01:47
OOC: What's going on?
The Celestial Swords
04-09-2005, 04:02
TCS NEWS
Under political pressure, The Celestial Swords has moved the ISS to an unknown location away from Earth. Security protocols prohibit TCS News from announcing the location, but it is currently being used as a research location for the prototype Massive Energy Reactor Cannon Y.172. The previous data in the system has been erased, and the station will serve as a remote location for Government operation. Back to you, John.
PRA NEWS
In recent news, a band of TCS ships siezed control of a cardboard replica of the International Space Station in Earth orbit. This replica of the out-dated ISS was a valued piece of space-junk, and a reward has been posted for its whereabouts.
Thankfully, due to the fact that the ISS was being tracked the whole time, the location of the ISS is no secret. TCS is politely asked to stop this or suffer incredible conssequences.
The Celestial Swords
04-09-2005, 15:55
Nice God-Mod there.
Chronosia
04-09-2005, 16:03
OOC: Not really; its kinda hard to disguise the movements of an object that you've already declared your trying to steal, which is being monitored, tracked and followed by Ankhmet or whoever else is looking for it. Franky I think you should quit your laughable little ambitions of taking over the moon; or interfering with the ISS, and find something worthwhile to do
[ : P ]
The Ankhmeti fleet is in position. The occupying force has 2 hours to leave the station or be destroyed. Any attack on Ankhmeti forces will most likely result in full-scale war.
Preservation of Ignorance.
OCC: I don't think so seeing as he is not a participant of it.
IC: IGA News Report
In a sudden and strange move a group of TCS troops have taken control of the ISS in orbit around Earth in an attempt to take control of Luna. No action has been taken against them so far as the Primarch is laughing too hard to utter a coherent order.
OOC: I am thinking of Sending (As Cassiopeia Galaxy) a Fleet and Blasting you to bits, TCS.
OOC: I am thinking of Sending (As Cassiopeia Galaxy) a Fleet and Blasting you to bits, TCS.
:rolleyes: