NationStates Jolt Archive

Protestors formed a ring around the SIH while chanting catchy slogans. Some held up little posters that compared the experiments to Josef Mengele's, which actually had some pretty good comparisons, because the two experiments were actually quite similiar. And the Imperium had good fun with it.

After a while, the Government finally released a statement.

"We're only doing it on PVS patients, and they don't count. Anyways, can you move, you're blocking the road. Anyways, have a great Labor Day Weekend."

That made some of the protestors leave, but many more stayed, they walked around, while Scientists inside conducted their "experiments" while ignoring them.

This has been getting minor news coverage, because the news is currently focused on the new Holiday, which cannot be named, as it is 189,822 letters long. (Including Day).

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Message from Imperium of Serapindal:

"Salutations. We are the Imperium of Serapindal, and we are looking for a product. We are willing to pay nations for any PVS patients they don't want. We hope for a fair trade, that will benefit both sides. We hope to use the...information that we acquire from our experiments, to benefit people everywhere. Is anyone going to sell us any PVS patients?"

One of 300,000,000 identical letters sent by the Ankhmeti government to Serandipal:

'Dear idiot,
Nobody cares about your stupid experiments.
Go to hell,
Johan Weishaupt'

Dear

[ ] President of a Republic
[X] Manical Dictator
[ ] Reasonable Leader
[ ] Twit with guns and orbital weapons
[ ] Commie Bastard

Congratulations on your

[ ] Nuclear proliferation
[ ] other WMD proliferation
[ ] First satellite launch
[X] Nazi Copying
[ ] Prelude to Ethnic Cleansing Attempt
[ ] Finally tying your shoelaces
[ ] Horrendous Godmoding

We wish we could protest more but

[X] Ours is bigger than yours
[ ] We've done worse
[ ] You are a tiny nation with no influence
[ ] You have insulted other nations who wll do the job for us
[X] Your a silly bunchkins
[X] Teen Titans is on
[ ] We could most likely wipe the floor with your bum anyday of the week
[ ] Your mom is gay

So instead we have decided to

[ ] Declare War
[ ] Place Land Mines at your doorstep
[X] Declare you a noobie boobie
[ ] Offer to buy your nukes at $1 million per kiloton
[X] Send a special operations fruit basket
[X] Spam you with penis enlargement pill ads

In closing we

[ ] Hope you have a nice day
[ ] Hope to see you later (on a pike)
[ ] Hope you trip down a flight of stairs
[ ] Hope you burn in the firey depths of hell
[X] Hope you choke on a pretzel
[X] Wish you would keep this to yourself
[X] All your base are belong to us