Palixia
01-09-2005, 21:11
Today Prime Minister Joe Strummer of Palixia has been diagnosed with the Palixian Disease, Dialmons which their is no cure and you have 2 hours to live, he has resigned as Prime Minister and upon his death elections will be held. He said he would like to be baried next to his wife but he doesn't have one, he chuckled after it. He also said to not screw up Palixia, he worked a while on it again he chuckled. The cause of the diesease is from being in a warm place while normally your country is cold making you not use to the sudden shift of temperature, today it was the hottest temperature ever, at 105 degrees F. Updates will be availible as soon as possible.
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BREAKING NEWS!
Today, at 4:07 P.M. Prime Minister Joesph B. Strummer has died of Dialmons at the young age of 29. Along with this the entire cabinet of Palixia, Palixian Reform, Kevistis and the Kevistian Islands resigned. Highlights of his term include winning the 700 year war with Kevistis, annexing Palixian Reform after they tried to suceed, and developing a powerhouse economy. He served 9 years as Prime Minister and will definatly be missed around Palixia, school was cancelled tomorrow for mourning of Strummer and flags will be flown at half staff. A Public viewing will be held in the Goat Island Lighthouse Cemetary and anyone is invited.
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BREAKING NEWS!
Today, at 4:07 P.M. Prime Minister Joesph B. Strummer has died of Dialmons at the young age of 29. Along with this the entire cabinet of Palixia, Palixian Reform, Kevistis and the Kevistian Islands resigned. Highlights of his term include winning the 700 year war with Kevistis, annexing Palixian Reform after they tried to suceed, and developing a powerhouse economy. He served 9 years as Prime Minister and will definatly be missed around Palixia, school was cancelled tomorrow for mourning of Strummer and flags will be flown at half staff. A Public viewing will be held in the Goat Island Lighthouse Cemetary and anyone is invited.