Methadonea
31-08-2005, 17:18
Greetings and Salutations from the Nation of Methadonea! Any nation interested in Methadonea's Novel Infantry training and medical knowledge telegram us please. Imagine it, a soldier that is a casualty in any other army is fit to carry on in ours, as our soldiers are made to ignore and forget pain, :headbang: along with our traditional narcotic, Methadone, which all citizens ingest regularly. (Combat rations of Methadone are somewhat different however.) Imagine a soldier without arms, still kicking at the enemy and refusing to give in. Such fanaticism could be yours, and it will do wonders for infantry performance. ;)
We excel in production of tanks, artillery, and our small arms industry is one of the best in the world. However, we lack and need cruise missiles, ICBM's and our Nuclear arsenal is somewhat outdated. Recently Uranium has been found in abundance in Methadonea's lush rainforest, which has many possibilities for weapon production. Also, this dense rainforest has produced many medical cures, and we will no doubt find more. Our doors are open; there are many, MANY trade options opening, and we are delighted to hear from other nations. :)
We excel in production of tanks, artillery, and our small arms industry is one of the best in the world. However, we lack and need cruise missiles, ICBM's and our Nuclear arsenal is somewhat outdated. Recently Uranium has been found in abundance in Methadonea's lush rainforest, which has many possibilities for weapon production. Also, this dense rainforest has produced many medical cures, and we will no doubt find more. Our doors are open; there are many, MANY trade options opening, and we are delighted to hear from other nations. :)