NationStates Jolt Archive


Fernetti Mafia willing to make a deal

Fernetti
30-08-2005, 20:37
Hi, My Name is Sernello Gerstel. I'm an assasin for the Fernetti Mob. Now, I know many of you other citizens of the world would like to get revenge for what many people have done to you and have ruined your life. Now, Obviously the police force will tell you things like "There's nothing we can do about it" or "We'll take care of it" but never do. Now of course legally you can't do anything about it, but in your mind, you want that Son of Bitch to be dead. Here at the fernetti mob. We are about trust and our empire. We would like to make a deal with you here. We will hunt down this chump who wants to mess with you and ask you what you want to do with him for a price which we will negotiate on this board, Not a bad deal huh? Our Buisness is illegal across the world, but this is justice were talking. Here at the Fernetti Mafia,we have an anti-involvement policy. You make a few phone calls to help us find him and make buisness descsions, send over the money and that's as close as you have to get involved with us. Your name is not on it at all. If we're caught, you won't be talked about in court, you will however, have to send bail money and money for a lawyer. So do we have a deal or what?

OOC: Okay What you need to do is make up a story about what this person did to you. Tell me in detai about their physical characteristics. Also tell the mafia where he lives. I'll Post people's names on the hit list.
Fernetti
31-08-2005, 21:23
OOC: Anyone?!!
The Ctan
31-08-2005, 21:29
The offer earned the distinction of being filed in Elash Mîriel, Adjutant of the Elenaran's, contacts dossier. Under 'services, illegitimiate.' ((IoW, Hi, can't think of anything right now. But if I need some eliminatin' done, I'll bear you in mind.))