NationStates Jolt Archive

"Anchor: After protests forced the Imperial Government to unban the Feminists Party, the Political Bureau has banned it again today.

Anchor: After a bomb today in the Imperium Capitol Building killed 12 visiting Children, and wounded 16 others, the Imperium placed blame on the the Imperium Feminist Party. The Political Bureau had justed formally declare the ban, and dissolution of the Feminist Party, a minor party. The top-ranking leaders were taken into custody for questioning. This act met little public approval, nor disapproval. More on this story as it develops. We go to our reporter on the Capitol Building, who is covering this important news.

Reporter: Eer...no. Actually, I'm cruising the streets in my pimpmobile, looking for hot chicks. Any-"

The News faded out, and was replaced with a "technical difficulties" sign.

OOC: I use mostly 80's Technology, as I'm in that Time Period, so to speak. So no spaceships.

A fight raged on between the Feminist Party, and the Imperium Army, for the "peacekeeping" and "transition" that was ordered.

The Feminists were using High Calibar Magnum Pistols, while the Imperials were using their weapons.

A soldier turned to his soldier in arm.

Soldier 1: Achtung! Es gibt einen Scharfschützen in diesem Gebäude. Er ist im zweiten Fenster rechts, im vierten Stock des Gebäudes, Recht auf diesem defekten Fenster. Sie sollten Abdeckung nehmen und aufpassen.

Soldier 2: Sorry, I don't speak German. Could you repeat it again?

Soldier 1: Sorry, I thought you looked German, and I can speak it better. I'm saying that there's a sniper in the second window to the right, fourth floor, right where that broken window is, and that you sho-

A whizzing bullet struck him in the chest and he fell down.

Soldier 1: Oh god! Medic! MEDIC! WE NEED A MEDIC!

He looked at window.

Soldier 1: Private!

Soldier 3: What?

Soldier 1: Take your Panzerrache, and fire it at the second window to the right, fourth floor, broken window.

Soldier 3: Affirmative.

Another shot whizzed out, and hit the writhing man on the ground. It struck him in the chest again, and he started gurgling again, and rolling.

After the RPG fired, another shot whizzed out and silenced the writhing man on the grund.

The rocket hit right into the room, blowing through the wall, and pushing our a flaming writhing figure, where it spaltted onto the ground grotesquely.

Over near Feminist Headquarters, things were a panic. The leaders were trying to take as many party funds with them as possible. Papers flying everywhere, and people running away

Meanwhile, the Feminist Resistance. An Imperium Tank rolled over the sand bags, and across Feminist lines. The Feminists, in shock of that, ran away, while Imperium Forces nailed them from the back while they ran away. They fell to the ground limplessly. One raised his hands up and screamed "I Sur" before he was shot and crumpled to the ground. Everyone wondered what "I sur" meant. Anyways, they caught the headquarters in a state of panic. A helicopter took off, but a shot from an RPG hit it right in it's belly, and tore it apart in an explosion. The carcass fell onto the ground, scraping the ass...phalt.

Several cars ran away, but one was hit by a shell and exploded, the other was hit by a machine gun, killing the passengers, and the other aciddentaly swerved into a pole.

Several figures ran out of the headquarters, and surrendered.

Two planes took off. Another hit by a shell, tore apart the wing of one plane. (It's one of those really small cheap slow planes). It careened into the side of a wall, and blew chunks out of it. The other plane escaped.

"Blast. Their leader is in there. Put out an alert."

In his office in Geronida, Louisvilleoftownian President Luigi Marchi watches these events unfold. Feminists were always a pain in the ass. He wasn't going to get involved with his military, but with a few million to spare, he decided he would give the Imperium Government a hand in wiping out these pesky rights seekers. He wired 500 million USD to the Imperiums with this message:

Good Friends,
I am giving you this money to aid in your destruction of the Feminists. I would send a division to aid you, but I'm going to play it cautious for now. If, however, you request military aid, you will surely find it with us. You do not have to pay off the debts until the rebellion is put down. Good luck.

Luigi Marchi
Louisvilleoftownian President

The Imperium Government replied back with a big "Thank you."

No more, would the IOS have to listen to pesty activists, advocating Man-Only Taxes, higher punishments for men, Preference given to Woman for Jobs, or other blatantly Sexist and Feminist ideals.

Patrols prowled to see if they could spot that plane.

Willink applauds the actions of Serapindal, and will be watching the situation closely.

Realizing that the leader might get away, Marchi sent 2 of his top pilots in F-15 Eagles to track down the fugitive leader and destroy the plane.

"Imperium Government, I hope you don't mind us aiding your search for the Femenazi leader."