THL Celebrates birth of One Billionth citizen
Tree Hugging Lesbians
28-08-2005, 09:56
Today is a very special day, as with the birth of but one child, THL has broken the one billion marker. Why we remember when we first formed...our tiny nation held but five million people, now look at us! Maybe we'll make a holiday or something...call it population day...or not.
THL's Government
Grand Archfiends
28-08-2005, 10:04
So 5 million Lesbian some how spawned more people, and now have 1 billion. thats all we need 1 billion Lesbians, a total waste of resources- on a scientific stand point-
Tree Hugging Lesbians
28-08-2005, 10:14
If you read our factbook, you would know how we "spawned".
And would you like us to waste are Nuclear resources on you? We don't mind, we've been wanting to test some of our larger weapons somewhere.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
29-08-2005, 08:55
Bump!
Earth Government
29-08-2005, 09:08
Even though your nation is, we believe, primitive in comparison to our civilization, we of the Earth government would like to gift you with a Progenitor class warpship to, ah, make up for your lack in such departments, and to celebrate the occasion.
Here is a flatscreen picture of the ship.
http://a.1asphost.com/Plushie/Earth%20Government/Progenitor%20Class.JPG
Tree Hugging Lesbians
29-08-2005, 10:53
We thank you for the gift, but suggest that in the future, you do some research on a nation before calling it primitive.
Katganistan
29-08-2005, 12:05
a penis ship how cool i want 1
Hi.
Take a day's forumban for continuing to spam.
[1 billion? Christ, tempus fugit.]
Tree Hugging Lesbians
29-08-2005, 23:22
Bump-o.
1 billion people all made through artificial insemination. A scary thought...
Anyways, congratulations on reaching your 1 billionth person.
Clan Fur
30-08-2005, 00:00
Nice, I remember when I finnaly broke 1 billion. Now Im 2 Bil.+! yeah broke the 2 billion marker.... makes me feel like I accomplished something...
I think the "Shag Citizens! Shag for Babies!" did the job...
Tree Hugging Lesbians
30-08-2005, 00:05
Thanks.
OOC: Congratulations on reaching 1 billion THL. If there was a thumbs up smiley, I'd put it right here.
Phalanix
30-08-2005, 00:41
OCC: Heh one billion lesbians.... Sorry couldn't help making a joke about it.
IC:
The Shadow Realm would like to congratulate you on your achievement. In this world it's hard to see a small nation that has been threatened by several highly conservitive nations give birth to over one billion people.
As we have also heard you are looking for a place to testing your larger weapon we are willing to permit you to test in the Northern Wasteland. If you wish to take advantage of this offer please feel free to send a flight to the Eastern city of Shadow and from there all personal and weapons systems will be transported to the Waseland fr testing.
Moronyicka
05-10-2005, 14:20
Wow, once they all die, Hell is going to be a crowded place.
~King Jedo~
Democratic Colonies
05-10-2005, 17:27
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Official Government Statement
The Democratic Colonies congratulates the Sovereign Capitalist Nation of Tree Hugging Lesbians on this most momentous occasion. THL has faced many hardships in its past, and has had to endure many struggles to get where it is today.
The Democratic Colonies as a whole salutes Tree Hugging Lesbians, for it is one of the greatest beacons of freedom in today's world.
Signed,
Foreign Secretary Stephanie March, Federated Union of Democratic Colonies (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/JC_Denton/NationStates/March01.jpg)