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International transmission:

"The blessed Chris profoundly regrets to announce that at 0500 hours the Island of Colchis was iniltrated by a rogue military unit under the command of the recently demoted Major Perfious, and subsequently fortified. Furthermore, the nucleur storage and deployment facility located upon the island has been entered, and the nucleur repository seized, with the sole nucleur armament in our possesion seized. As yet negotiations have proved to be abortive at best, and Perfious has witheld his present motives to all. We consider the threat posed by Perfious to be severe, both to The blessed Chris and the international community, and would accordingly implore nations to proffer considerable aid to our nation in this dire circumstance."

Sincerely

Lord High Imperator Yriel

How many 'nukes' did you have anyway?
You seem, well, a little on the young side.
How did this rogue force manage to infiltrate you?
Millitary caught napping?

-snip-

OFFICIAL COMMUNICATION

The Pure Socliast Holy Empire does not believe you. Your nation is too young to have nukes of any kind. Your nation would be in a deep debt if you even attempted to build or buy 1 nuke, let alone 75. I would rethink your stance on this issue before making another proclimation.

Our thoughts exactly.

We have upwards of 75 nucleur weapons, however many are somewhat ancient and unreliable, purchased from more powerful nations. The island itself was infiltrated because the major succeeded in cajoling the guarding forces to join him (he's a talented manipulator who is loved by the troops but distrusted by government).

If he is loved why was he demoted. Your government must not grasp the concept of morale?

The government distrusts his motives for being in the military, since he is from a rich family ousted from power in the last revolution over a century ago, and the threat he represents is huge.

In this case, why was he allowed to join the millitary?
(sorry for all these questions btw)

Different regime in charge when he enrolled that was a little naive, subsequent election removed them but the major was firmly within the military by that time.

(Don't be sorry bout the questions, this is my first thread, I need help at it :( )

***OFFICIAL COMMUNICATION***

The Pure Socialist Holy Empire is considering this nation a godmod nation and any attack againts the Pure Socialst Holy Empire will be ignored. Documentation on this has just been passed through the Parlimentary Body of the Pure Socliast Holy Empire of Shazbotom and takes effect imedeitally after this message is to be sent. Such is the will of the Emperor and such will be done.

Are these weapons still in the storage facility, or have they been moved?

Still in the facility, the major intends to launch tham, or use them as a threat.

(Sorry about the thread y'all, bored stupid and hought i might give it a go)

We are willing to launch an airstrike against the facility to ensure that it and the warheads are destroyed before they can be used. A squadron of Vampire-class stealth bombers are being prepared to launch as soon as clearance is obtained. If your government could provide us with precise coordinates our forces will be able to carry out the raid with a greater degree of precision than if we had to rely on our own intelligence about the target.

(Don't be sorry. It's a damn sight more interesting than the usual "My King Needs a Wife" and "Generic Future-Tech Scenario Involving Some Kind of Magic Elf" threads that people normally post.)

We feel an airstrike would be inappropiate, you say the men are doing this for their major?
We can place 4 sniper squads aat your disposal, We feel sure that the major can be taken care of.