NationStates Jolt Archive

Well, the title might not be much, I came up with an idea. I was remembering Dave Barry's "Big Trouble," and in the original novel, the Russian Arms dealers John and Leo had sold a submarine, in a hilarious chain of events, to a group of Jamaican socialist revolutionaries, who tried to use it in a spectacularly bad attempt to sink a cruise ship.

So, I got to thinking. Lately, the RALM hasn't been engaged in many successful activities, and many of its actions seem to have blundered. What if this band of crazed anime cultists got their hands on a SSN (either stealing from the Xenizen Navy, or using a ship form their proxy fleets in Africa or America, or buying it from the black market), and began going postal?

This RP would involve a good bit of self-destruction, as Xenizen ships would be the first hit, along with those of other nations that the RALM hates, like MassPwnage and Sarzonia, and maybe Pacitalia. Ultimately, the bad guys lose, but in the process, they exact a heavy toll on national shipping.

Since I follow a policy of not being restricted to one Earth (I have claims on many earths, but ultimately, as part of the general Xenizen/RALM universe, I take them with me whereever I go), this would be open to both old foes of the RALM and those who are interested in giving terrorism the smackdown it deserves.

Whaddya think?

(OOC: Sounds nice. Make heading, best possible speed...)

Indeed. Of course, will the RALM's old enemies volunteer to join? That is the question.

UX....omg, ahahahah!

Don't make me go evil on you.

I would be interested in being one of the new nations mentioned.

OOC:Ill be the ones to sell the sub... Red Tide Mafia and all. Expect it to be similar to the Chinese Han class.

Red Tide2- I'll consent to that. After all, though the Civil War ICly is over in Upper Xen, the Red Tide Mafia was never quite kicked out. I can do that.

Starenell-Sure. I can do that.

Kjata Major- Not quite sure what you mean. Expect Kimiko Ayasugi-Moua ICly to start making war on the Kjata Cult, though-she hates competition.

bump for views, this will be enacted as soon as the old enemies of the RALM get involved....or not.

bump

And if you want to find them you can find them in the pub! BASTARDS!

Aye. Hehe. I'll sign up. Gotta let the CE Mods feel the RALM's wrath ya ken? Plus they never did get Kellin back. Mhm.

And if you want to find them you can find them in the pub! BASTARDS!

Aye. Hehe. I'll sign up. Gotta let the CE Mods feel the RALM's wrath ya ken? Plus they never did get Kellin back. Mhm.

Indeed. I do remeber that. I'll have the sub (say, have it named the Nadiesco) target CE shipping too.

Make sure to go after Malrey Shipping. That's the CE Mods right there it is. We need to think up a new sorta RP to do. Something light and funny like the old days, eh naw? Or just do this one in fine fashion.

Make sure to go after Malrey Shipping. That's the CE Mods right there it is. We need to think up a new sorta RP to do. Something light and funny like the old days, eh naw? Or just do this one in fine fashion.

This one might be good. Though I am open to do something funny, like maybe something with Vicky and Kellin. I'll think of more ideas, but for now, that's what I have.

Mmm. Nice nice. Kellin will be available. He's shifting more power over towards the Parliaments and Moots and should be ready for his first vacation soon. WHOO!

They could finally lead some coups or blow shite up or maybe get a bit more romantically inclined. It all works out.

Ah yes. Bump for interest. I hope those guys got my messages....