NationStates Jolt Archive


Dontgonearthere releases new spell

Dontgonearthere
23-08-2005, 04:09
Avalible now in scroll form near a Magik Shoppe near you!

Apleburies Interesting Imploder:

Have vos umquam admiratio
Quis is would exsisto amo
Futurus frendo sursum pusillus
Amo a vegrandis, vegrandis
Quondam ego perago narro
Vos mos admiratio nequequam
Quoniam vos ero
Valde, pusillus.

For the small price of G250 per scroll, you two can implode large areas for a small price!

Details:
Spell charge: 5 Thaums
Usage: 1 per scroll
Area of Effect: 250 yards circumfrence
Duration: 30 Seconds
General Effects: Making large areas very small
Aftereffects: A very small, dense ball of leftovers. Can be used as a handy weapon.
CAUTION! USE OF SCROLL CARRIES RISK OF BIRTH DEFECTS AND SUDDEN UNEXPECTED TRANSMUTATIONS. DO NOT USE NEAR PROPANE TANKS.