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UIFC CREDIT EXPRESS! Open

National Commonwealth
23-08-2005, 04:01
UIFC CREDIT EXPRESS

Owned & Operated By:

http://www.lowtechweb.com/uifc2 copy.jpg
UIFC Headquarters (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=438715)

Do you need cash fast? Are you tired of loans and overly intricate financial agreements? Well you might just be a candidate for a UIFC credit line! Based on your nation's financial standing, UIFC will give you the ability to use a UIFC credit system to wire payments.

There are four plans available and you may apply to whichever plan you wish, however, we will recommend and approve the plan we see best fits your nation or organization. Current plans include: Gold, Silver, Platinum, and our Elite, Signature Advantage Black Card (with exclusive benefits). We have set up a vendors and affiliates, registration program to compliment the cards.

Additionally, if your nation offers products and services, please let
us know if they will be accepting UIFC credit lines.

Well how do I use it?
When making a purchase at any NS storefront or business (preferably UIFC affiliate vendors), instead of wiring money, just indicate: "Charge to UIFC - Gold, Silver, Platinum, or Signature (Black)-"

Nations will be issued a unique 16 digit account number and card for their account at confirmation.
Current UIFC Certified ® Business Partners:

-Pale Rider Arms and Pale Rider Arms: Creative Weapons Division
-The Tokera Storefronts
-The Willink Small Arms Storefront
-The TCS FT Storefront
-MechaTech Inc. Storefront
-Leafanistani Integrated Storefront
-Cobra global Corp.
-VDZ & VL weapons of Van Luxemburg
-The Zero Wing Forge / Make Your Time Storefront
-The Nine Military storefront
-Jewittist Arms Department & Subsidiaries
-Military Armament Company, Inc.
-Red Star Industries
-The Black Agents
-MierTech of Phoenixius

If your buisiness or storefront is not listed and you would like it to be, please let us know!

Our Credit Lines

Silver
It’s everywhere you want to be
Whether you’re a non-profit group, a young nation, or just trying to establish good credit, the UIFC Classic Silver Credit line is an ideal first class investment. UIFC Classic is simple, flexible, and recognized trans-nationally.

Use Silver Classic for all of your needs, including:

Event Planning Funds
Small Millitary Purchases
Travel Needs

*Ask about our special offers for small nations!

Benefits*
Damaged Property Protection
Cardholder Inquiry Service
Emergency Cash Disbursement and Card Replacement
Lost/Stolen Card Reporting
Zero Liability**
Annual Rate (10% of all purchases)
$500 million limit


Gold
The gold standard for service
Whether you’re a new nation with little credit or an established,
historical nation with a strong credit history, step up to UIFC
Gold—the gold standard for excellent service and acceptance.
Accepted everywhere UIFC Credit Lines are welcome.

Benefits*
Damage Property Waivers & Protection
Cardholder Inquiry Service
Emergency Cash Disbursement & Card Replacement
Lost/Stolen Card Reporting
Zero Liability**
Special Offers!
Annual Rate (6% of all purchases)
$5 billion limit


Platinum
A distinctive card for distinguished users
Enjoy the service and recognition you deserve: the UIFC Platinum*
credit card.

Accepted everywhere UIFC Credit Lines are welcome.

Benefits*
Damaged Property Waiver & Protection
War-Time Damage Reinburstment
Cardholder Inquiry Service
Emergency Cash Disbursement & Card Replacement
Lost/Stolen Card Reporting
Zero Liability**
Special Offers!
Annual Rate (5% of all purchases)
$500 billion


UIFC Signature Black

The UIFC Signature Black card is so much more than just a rewards
card. In addition to a choice of numerous ns-airline, hotel, and other
premium reward partners, cardholders enjoy access to round-the-clock
complimentary concierge services, fine dining privileges, premium
offers, and exclusive events. Since the UIFC Signature Black card has
no pre-set spending limit* and is accepted at millions of places
intra-globally, you'll have even more opportunities to make all your
Signature wishes come true!

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Signature Personal Rates to be Negotiated on Case by Case Basis
RedCell6
23-08-2005, 04:06
The Armed Republic of RedCell6 would like to get a Silver Card. This seems to be just what we need at this point in our life. So whats your special offer for small nations? Wel anyway, thank you very much for such a wonderful system.
National Commonwealth
23-08-2005, 04:29
The Armed Republic of RedCell6 would like to get a Silver Card. This seems to be just what we need at this point in our life. So whats your special offer for small nations? Wel anyway, thank you very much for such a wonderful system.


Your approval is confirmed! We appreciate you taking the time to explore our services. While normal use of your UIFC card is acceptable anywhere, for your nation, you will recieve a 50% on all other UIFC services (banking, loans, commodities, etc)..available at the UIFC Headquarters (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=438715)!

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Account #: 3456 4758 3888 3774
The Candrian Empire
23-08-2005, 04:33
Official Response from Emperor Petron:
"Sweet... I got good credit, gimmie the Signature Black line. So... where do I sign up?"
RedCell6
23-08-2005, 04:35
Thank you very much.
Signed, ~President Amah Ristoff
National Commonwealth
23-08-2005, 04:49
Official Response from Emperor Petron:
"Sweet... I got good credit, gimmie the Signature Black line. So... where do I sign up?"

While we do recognize your impecable credit, UIFC Credit Services will need to further review your application for an elite Signature Black Card as we are currently considering a 500 million pop. requirement.

However, because of this inconvience, we are prepared to offer you a special reduced rate (3%) Platinum Credit Line while we continue to review your Signature Elite application. Thank you!

UIFC CREDIT EXPRESS
The Candrian Empire
23-08-2005, 04:59
Inside the Office of Emperor Carlos Petron - Melaias, DCE

"Wow... They declined me?"
The Emperor flipped the notice in his hands. He slumped back on his leather chair, the back of his white teeshirt being suspended up.

"A 500 mil poplimit... That ain't right."

"CP, they offered us a 3% rate for a Platinum card. Some 270 billion fl credit limit. I wouldn't pass that up - we could afford new textbooks in every school, better buses for the public, lower taxes a bit... get that Superdreadnaught you and Haily always wanted. And we'd have the economy to pay it off years... mabye decades ahead of schedual."

Kreaz was a man who knew how to get people over to his side. His militaryesque uniform was actually quite unfitting of a Finance Minister.

"Well... I suppose so. Call these guys up, tell 'em we accept. It still sounds pretty funny to me... a nation getting a creditcard. The papers are gonna have a field day with this."


Official Response from Jim Kreaz, Minister of Finance of the Dominion of the Candrian Empire:

"We accept the offer of a Platinum credit line. Thank you for your generousity."
KingdomUnited
23-08-2005, 05:06
The Republic of KingdomUnited would like to request a Gold Card. Thank you for your time.
~President James Potter
National Commonwealth
23-08-2005, 05:21
The Republic of KingdomUnited would like to request a Gold Card. Thank you for your time.
~President James Potter

Thank you for your application! Your application has been approved.

Although we feel a Silver (classic) Credit Line would best suit your nation's needs at this time, you have been issued a Gold Line of credit as we believe you can afford such a plan. We still urge you to consider the great flexibility of Silver at your leisure! Thank you!

Account #: 8984 5454 3534 5902
National Commonwealth
23-08-2005, 05:25
Inside the Office of Emperor Carlos Petron - Melaias, DCE

"Wow... They declined me?"
The Emperor flipped the notice in his hands. He slumped back on his leather chair, the back of his white teeshirt being suspended up.

"A 500 mil poplimit... That ain't right."

"CP, they offered us a 3% rate for a Platinum card. Some 270 billion fl credit limit. I wouldn't pass that up - we could afford new textbooks in every school, better buses for the public, lower taxes a bit... get that Superdreadnaught you and Haily always wanted. And we'd have the economy to pay it off years... mabye decades ahead of schedual."

Kreaz was a man who knew how to get people over to his side. His militaryesque uniform was actually quite unfitting of a Finance Minister.

"Well... I suppose so. Call these guys up, tell 'em we accept. It still sounds pretty funny to me... a nation getting a creditcard. The papers are gonna have a field day with this."


Official Response from Jim Kreaz, Minister of Finance of the Dominion of the Candrian Empire:

"We accept the offer of a Platinum credit line. Thank you for your generousity."

Thank you, we appreciate your business!
Intelligent-People
23-08-2005, 06:49
The Empire of Intelligent-People would like 1 Silver Card.
Emperor Dean Smart
National Commonwealth
23-08-2005, 17:00
The Empire of Intelligent-People would like 1 Silver Card.
Emperor Dean Smart

You have been approved for a Silver Credit Line!

Account #: 1235 6785 8950 1112

ooc: nations and respective companies may only have one card/credit line per each organization.
National Commonwealth
23-08-2005, 21:14
bump
National Commonwealth
24-08-2005, 05:33
bump
Raven corps
24-08-2005, 05:44
The UIFC.... what is this all about....... Who is in this UIFC?
National Commonwealth
24-08-2005, 06:11
The UIFC.... what is this all about....... Who is in this UIFC?
The United International Financial Corporation is a financial consortium of three major ns banks and many subsidiary organizations, providing a wide range of services, from weaponry to insurance. UIFC formed to create a strong company as a helpful source for all your many needs.

I know that you have been aquainted with our headquarters (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=438715).

Some of our financial services include:

Global Banking Corporation (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=438700)
The International Bank of NS (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=353483)
National Commonwealth Bank (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9447587#post9447587)
Trans-National Commodities Exchange (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=438265)
Also:
Vintovia National & Central
Vintovia National Savings & Investments Bank


Can I interest you in a Signature Advantage Black Card?
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Raven corps
24-08-2005, 06:12
Yes -
Yes you can...

I would like to get a Black card....
National Commonwealth
24-08-2005, 06:16
Yes -
Yes you can...

I would like to get a Black card....
Approved! Thank you for your business!

Account #: 3424 6778 9990 8880
at 0.9%; no limit
National Commonwealth
24-08-2005, 16:43
bump

ooc: sorry, logos and pics down today...
National Commonwealth
24-08-2005, 23:56
bump
The Celestial Swords
25-08-2005, 00:03
Do Vendors get free cards?
National Commonwealth
25-08-2005, 00:12
The Celestial Swords,

You already have an account with us by accepting the vendors program. Your account was opened with this number : # 3323 4454 5565 6676. You also recieve the UIFC Signature Advantage signup bonus today, which is an an all-expense-paid extended vacation for 20 at the Sovereign States Excalbian Isles.

All vendors who become UIFC Certified ® Partners automatically recieve our great UIFC Express Signature Advantage Black Cards at 0.9% with no limit! Thanks Again.
National Commonwealth
25-08-2005, 04:43
bump
National Commonwealth
26-08-2005, 01:42
Bump; now accepted at these and more locations!:

-Pale Rider Arms and Pale Rider Arms: Creative Weapons Division
-The Tokera Storefronts
-The Willink Small Arms Storefront
-The TCS FT Storefront
-MechaTech Inc. Storefront
-Leafanistani Integrated Storefront
-Cobra global Corp.
-VDZ & VL weapons of Van Luxemburg
-The Zero Wing Forge / Make Your Time Storefront
-The Nine Military storefront
-Jewittist Arms Department & Subsidiaries
-Military Armament Company, Inc.
-Red Star Industries
The Candrian Empire
26-08-2005, 03:29
Official Statement from Jim Kreaz, Minister of Finance:

"Oh shizzle, we don't have an account number!"

Official PREPARED Statement from Jim Kreaz, Minister of Finance of the Dominion of the Candrian Empire, to the answering machine of a Commonwealth employee:

"We... We kinda need that account number. We were gonna buy our navy from LIS, and... we... well... we never got the account number. If you can find our account number and send it, that'll be, that'll be great. Thanks. *CLICK* stupid phone. *CLACKCLICK*" -dial tone-
National Commonwealth
26-08-2005, 03:48
ooc: :D
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Message to: The Candrian Empire Treasury

UIFC Credit Express has realized that it made a serious error. We seemed to have forgotten to give you your account number. It is #1234 5678 9101 1121. We hope you will accept this free all-expense-paid extended vacation to the Sovereign States Excalbian Isles for your inconvience. Thanks again for your business and have comfort in knowing that some heads rolled over this.

-A general sales representative
National Commonwealth
03-10-2005, 03:39
Bump; now accepted at these and more locations!:

-Pale Rider Arms and Pale Rider Arms: Creative Weapons Division
-The Tokera Storefronts
-The Willink Small Arms Storefront
-The TCS FT Storefront
-MechaTech Inc. Storefront
-Leafanistani Integrated Storefront
-Cobra global Corp.
-VDZ & VL weapons of Van Luxemburg
-The Zero Wing Forge / Make Your Time Storefront
-The Nine Military storefront
-Jewittist Arms Department & Subsidiaries
-Military Armament Company, Inc.
-Red Star Industries
The Black Agents
03-10-2005, 03:42
We will also accept the credit cards as well.
National Commonwealth
03-10-2005, 03:53
We will also accept the credit cards as well.
Excellent! We are very happy you will accepting UIFC credit cards. As part of our vendor registration, you recieve a new Signature Black Credit line (Account # 7776 4445 4445 6674). Your UIFC Signature Advantage signup bonus today is an all-expense-paid extended vacation for 20 at the Sovereign States Excalbian Isles.

Thanks,

John Zetter, Representative
UIFC Credit Express
Southeastasia
09-10-2005, 13:50
OOC: NC, where's your Learn about National Commonwealth bandwagon thread....
Phoenixius
09-10-2005, 16:03
We at MierTech will accept these cards - we stated this in one of your threads looking for storefronts to become part of it, but nothing happened.
National Commonwealth
10-10-2005, 03:00
We at MierTech will accept these cards - we stated this in one of your threads looking for storefronts to become part of it, but nothing happened.
Thank you! We sincerely apologize for our tardiness and do appreciate your acceptance of our program. Your acceptance also comes with a bonus UIFC Signature Advantage account: 5665 7667 4484 3333. Please also accept today's signup bonus: "a new condo at an island or beach resort of your choice!"

-UIFC Credit Express, Representative
Southeastasia
10-10-2005, 03:14
OOC: NC, where's your Learn about National Commonwealth bandwagon thread....
well....
National Commonwealth
10-10-2005, 03:44
well....
Here you go! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=447009) Sorry. ;)
Intracircumcordei
01-02-2006, 14:50
We are interested in becoming a vendor and getting the black card deal. Further more we will allow your credit card use in all locations in the Empire.

We would further like to offer you an underground location 'especially built for your bank connected to our XIAN 'megamall'

We will also allow you to build a storage vaults in ICCD protect zone which caters to the global elite such as embassies and a beautiful or well placed building will undoubtedly attrack attention. We will allow you to develop any open land (that is non forested or environmentallly protected land) of your choice to a limit of 1 sq. mile. you would not own this land but no rent would need to be payed. and as long as you payed our 20% goods and services tax on any profit from mark up of cost of production of the good or service we would allow you to operate under normal circumstances.