Rammsteinburg
21-08-2005, 07:00
Me and Kaiser Martens have decided to create a war parody RP. Sign-up here! State what nation you want and give information about your military.
Participants
Kaiser Martens- Germany. All soldiers are named Hans, have silly mustaches, speak with an accent, and wear lederhosen.
Mandingia. Led by Kunta Kinte the XVI.
Rammsteinburg- Poland. The Polish army has one tank, which is pushed by soldiers. Instead of bayonets, they have forks. The musket is their only gun.
Zactarn Prime- Mexico. Has many weapons and very upgraded high-tech cutting edge ships,vehicles,and planes. All soldiersn are illiterate say "Man" in that funny spanish way and the soldiers keep hoping giant fences to sneak into other countries. And they always eat Nachos
Vatican City. Army is made up of mini-me size Popes and the leader is the Pope with a bottle of Jack Daniels a Blunt of Crack and his staff thing turns into a grenade launcher/rifle.
New Velkya- Russia. Every soldier is given a gun and a bottle of Vodka and is told to have sex with any animate object within 10 miles.
Volksnation- France. Nobody is armed, everyone runs around in their underwear and speaks with a silly accent, all the men have moustachios and berets, and there is no army. The only weapon used by my French people are silly insults and facial expressions, as seen in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". Oh, and the occasional farm animal.
Ryanania- United States. Military is comprised entirely of cowboys and lumberjacks. They eat massive quantities of beef jerky and other such manly foods. Always shows up at the last minute to save the day (just like in old US Cavalry movies).
Spooty- Luxembourg. The entire nation consists of one man, he is very old has long hair and walks around in his underwear continuously telling the same tale of a war he fought in, he is armed with a single block of Red Liecester cheese
The 501st Nation- Japan. All soldiers have a bewildering variety of hairstyles and hair colours, oversized eyes, and a tendency to sweatdrop. All are fluent in English. The entire military is primarily composed of children who either pilot mechs, have magical, psychic, or otherwise supernatural powers, are uber in some form of armed or unarmed combat, or control creatures of various sorts; the adults who serve act as commanders or elite forces. Military hardware covers all spectrums, from katanas and wakizashis (many of which are magically enhanced) to conventional weapons and future tech such as Gundams, Eva units, and spaceships of all sorts. Basically, it's every animé stereotype known to man fused into one cohesive and frighteningly effective fighting force.
Participants
Kaiser Martens- Germany. All soldiers are named Hans, have silly mustaches, speak with an accent, and wear lederhosen.
Mandingia. Led by Kunta Kinte the XVI.
Rammsteinburg- Poland. The Polish army has one tank, which is pushed by soldiers. Instead of bayonets, they have forks. The musket is their only gun.
Zactarn Prime- Mexico. Has many weapons and very upgraded high-tech cutting edge ships,vehicles,and planes. All soldiersn are illiterate say "Man" in that funny spanish way and the soldiers keep hoping giant fences to sneak into other countries. And they always eat Nachos
Vatican City. Army is made up of mini-me size Popes and the leader is the Pope with a bottle of Jack Daniels a Blunt of Crack and his staff thing turns into a grenade launcher/rifle.
New Velkya- Russia. Every soldier is given a gun and a bottle of Vodka and is told to have sex with any animate object within 10 miles.
Volksnation- France. Nobody is armed, everyone runs around in their underwear and speaks with a silly accent, all the men have moustachios and berets, and there is no army. The only weapon used by my French people are silly insults and facial expressions, as seen in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". Oh, and the occasional farm animal.
Ryanania- United States. Military is comprised entirely of cowboys and lumberjacks. They eat massive quantities of beef jerky and other such manly foods. Always shows up at the last minute to save the day (just like in old US Cavalry movies).
Spooty- Luxembourg. The entire nation consists of one man, he is very old has long hair and walks around in his underwear continuously telling the same tale of a war he fought in, he is armed with a single block of Red Liecester cheese
The 501st Nation- Japan. All soldiers have a bewildering variety of hairstyles and hair colours, oversized eyes, and a tendency to sweatdrop. All are fluent in English. The entire military is primarily composed of children who either pilot mechs, have magical, psychic, or otherwise supernatural powers, are uber in some form of armed or unarmed combat, or control creatures of various sorts; the adults who serve act as commanders or elite forces. Military hardware covers all spectrums, from katanas and wakizashis (many of which are magically enhanced) to conventional weapons and future tech such as Gundams, Eva units, and spaceships of all sorts. Basically, it's every animé stereotype known to man fused into one cohesive and frighteningly effective fighting force.