NationStates Jolt Archive

300 miles above the land of nothing borders lies a small island just a big rock in the middle of the ocean. no finds of minerials depsots or any way you could make a profit. it is just a useless patch of rock. but in the very center lies a SUPER small strand if iron this ironwent 300 feet below the surface. there was a rotten bacon lab. floors 1/4 the size of the island. but in the center was the real importance of the island. a metal trubine with a nuclear radeation generator in it. it was made strong enough to withstand a nuke explosion which is what it is suppesed to do.

the general Juan Taboneya enters the contolroom "how is everything?

a small scientist walks turns and says"all according to plan sir"

"good soon all shall be in place andwe can have fun with our new toy." the general replied. these fools have no idea what this is to actully do. a world wide air cleaner hah"

three months passed without muck action on the island. soon a set of nuke radiation generators.

juan sent a letter to the rotten one stating prosses: soon we can move like never before with minimal resistance just wait and see.

juan then called other countries for help before the test.

(we wait here for the next stag, countries have altready been selected.)

It is i suprieme ruler of shiny and happy, Lord nick and i shall back anything that my ally brother nation of rotten bacon does. If funding is required then it shall be so, and i have a crack team of scientists who can do big fancy complicated math problems in their head and draw confusing diagrams wich make me feel real stupid and then build complicated macines of imence proportion and inginutiy. The point is What ever youre doing i will support you.

We are willing to back you up, with funding, workers, or even the nuclear fuels required.

Jenrak will be complacent enough to send you any needed supplies. Please state them and we will try our best.

aerospace and jenrak: i thank for your offer but shiny was preselected for this. as was another allie of mine your back yard.

any way. the rotten one sat down in his throne and looked at all the computers lined up." All right lower wave frequency to allcom." there was a sound that got deeper as one scientist pulled a lever down."good now charge the chamber" another scientist pressed a green button. on island the inner chaber started to glow green.

Fire the rotten one yelled. at the same time the scientest pressed a red button that caused an explosion within the chamber the pullsess went up the metal rod and then covered a the whole earth with vibrations strong enough to knock out most forms of communication. things like tv, radio, radar, internert ect are completly useless.

my lord we are now in blckout said one scientest.

"Good" the rotten one replied"we know have ten minutes plus however long it takes the world to have the dvises working again. if only there were a way from having rotten bacon effected as well.

"I am very pleased with thy success," hisses a chamber servant of lord Nick "i speak on behalf of my master when i say that this device is the most ingenious of its nature. ALTHOUGH IT PAILS IN COMPARISON WITH THE..."

A shot fires out from a group of servants, the chamber servant drops gasping for air, and a lone figure stands in the scatterd masses.

"He does not speak for me" says lord Nick slowly walking with a limp and a hydrolic pump whooshing withing a mecanical turmingator esqe prostetic leg. " this is a true genious of a weapon oh rotten one, a genious that cant be comprehended by one of my servants."

As he says this his prosthetic leg springs out a razor sharp blade from the heel and he drives it through his former servants head and smashing into the concrete seilceing the woulnded servant once and for all.

"This perticular weapon could be used to protect our nations from outside threats or to crush our foes. I thought it would be best if i came here in person to tell you that i will supply any reasorces if it be neccisary... oh and one other thing," placeing a non discript box on the floor " here is a little present that saved my life on many occasions, a personal force field generator."

As he turns the blade snaps off leaving the survants bloodied and mangled corpse pinned to the floor.

"good help is so hard to find theese days"

He slowly walks out of the building making a distint claking noise and leaving one bloody foot print after another.

"Lord Nick wait. why don't we put this weapon to use" blurts out the rotten one. the moment after the 10 minute timer turns off and a thirty minute timer starts. "this is the timer that will count down a half an houer. it should take for all the radios and tv's to work again. but on the next round why don't we see what we can do in the blackout.and i got just the way to test. but i don't think it would be fair or at least possible without yoju getting one of these as well. what do you say."

Lord nick stops and slowly turns and starts walking back.

" I think this would be a marvelous idea, if we both used the weapon at the same time we could completely ruin a country we despized by wiping out all computer and electronic transaction wich would cripple the economy and leave the whole nation open for a massive assault, we could sweep across their nation with a modern blitzcrieg and take over their country faster than the germans took over france."

He walked all the way back in and stood once again on his servants body.

"of course we have to develop a way to nutralize the effect on our machinery or we might suffer the same fate, copper magnetic shielding might work. oh and i also noticed while i had my shield on my cell phone didnt die."

He steps on his servants skull and a feight crunch is heard as he starts to walk again, he gets within meer feet of the rotten one but then he hears a noise. It was the after death twitching of his mangled servants corpse, his leg was twiching. Taking no chances of zombie reprival lord nick whips out a gun and fires straight into the servants eye covering lord nick and rotten one in blood and gore.

"I truly hate it when they start to twich like that, oh and sorry about the outfit, dont worry club soda and lemon juce will get that right out. Uh where was i....... oh yes IF the magnetic shielding doesnt work then we could devize a way that these sheld units could protect our infrastructure from the attack, then we could rush in guns a blazeing and steal everything, or if we really mean buisness we could make a small scale holocost with our latest top black secret skunkworks project, project 666 omega 13, we cant show you the name, although cool. Think of a weapon that kills people but does not hurt any other thing, not even paper i will tell you more when time is appropriate.

"we should not shild whole countries or that will raise supician. but we should complete all of our super weapons and fire them. i was betraed in a war but feel that we should show him why that was a mistake.

Yes i can see it now, a batallion of armour moble suits rushing in through the city streets shooting everyone with massive 60 cal chain guns and mag rails careing not for who it hits. tanks, hellocopters, jet fighters, and project alpha storming the imperial pallace obliterating everything in sight. and when the distruction is done and all is presumed dead we shall release my brand new bio-weapon a veriant of the T virus U-z53thus all of the remaining inhabitents of the barren wasteland will reanimate and will follow the bidding of the one who has the controll modulator. Or maybe we could just release the other more dangerous strain of the T virus into the populus, pure and utter chaos would errupt scence no electronics would work there would be no warning and it would soon spread across the nation. But if you want we could release my black secret weapon, and this time i can tell you. Project omega 13 666 Is not like any ordinary conventional bomb it is a nutrino deconstruction bomb, wich means it can be tuned to the certain frequency of biological beings, naimly humans. If they think they can escape the fate they have set for themselvs there wrong. just pick wich method of distruction you choose.

yes the the man betryed me in a time of combat. that shall not be tolerated. we shall burn his country to the ground. witch shall be simple givin the fact that his country is a jungle villages. lets get him lord nick let us show him that you do not abandon us for anything. let us show him the worst thing possible we can do barrage him for hours with fire.

Yes, we shall attack first with a batalian of my finest solders in their custom moble suits with flame throwers, to burn their vilages to the ground and blow them up as well. Then a crack squadrin of tanks will sweep in from the rear shooting the fleeing populace and traping them between a tank and a burning place. After that is all over with the place shall BURN! Then when the fires go out we shall realease the T virus to the remaining victems and survivors turning them into vicious zombies who will kill everything. But to prevent anyone from excaping we shall guard the borders so noone gets out, and eventually when its all over with to prevent any unfortunate outbreak of the T virus we will steralize the entire country with the Project omega 13 666 set to any bioligicals. All that will be left is a giant smoking barren wasteland for miles. All will Die, Noone excapes my wrath! :upyours:

hey i have an idea. why don't we not gaurd the borders. there are another few countrys that i need revenge on as well and might be the way to do it. let them deal with the zombies. except on the part that is on the land of nothing borders. that we will need to protect.