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My scientists made a huge nuclear bomb on the moon and holding the UN hostage! If you don't give me controle of the world I will launch it! If you try to attack me I will launch it! I have an army to distract you with so I can launch it, while your fighting! The Federation of LInd Land makes droids and clones so he sent about 50,000 with me. I have about 600 men with me. GIVE ME THE POWER! I will make the earth a happy peaceful place. The world is corrupt and I must take care of it. You see I must make it free, but you guys need to help me. So join or die! I'm only helping you. Read this again and you'll see!

OOC: Yeah, fuck you.

IC: It is reported today that the laughter was so powerful it could be heard around the world as all nation's leaders roared with laughter.

I'm doing the world a favor. You should read the whole thing!

I'm doing the world a favor. You should read the whole thing!

OOC: This is exactly what the stickies tell you not to do. Just no, just no.

first off I send 6860789788968759786789678965785 buhzillion starships all with IGNORE CANNONS and they fired on you evaporating you and your n00b ways. Plus dude there is more then one world. My country is a world and many others. And I launch an unbeateble invincinble VSSD and it will attack you.

This is a International Incident!

Why don't you just take that back and we can all forget about it OK?

I was doing the world a favor. Now you will make me destroy it. LAUNCHED THE NUCLEAR MISSILE AND BLEW UP THE WORLD!

My VSSD has arrived and it shoots it's Axial Superlaser at the moon causing it to blow up.

OOC: a VSSD can do that just for Lind Land to know

omg how stupid can you be lind land?

I was doing the world a favor. Now you will make me destroy it. LAUNCHED THE NUCLEAR MISSILE AND BLEW UP THE WORLD!

OOC: Which one? Earth, Earth's Moon, Mars, Deimos, Phobos, Europa, Jupiter orbital, my plants everyone's planets. Besides, very few things can destroy the entire world. You need something aroudn the size of Mars, last time something like that happened, enough of Earth flew off and became the Moon.

If this is a joke, it just isn't funny anymore. If you are serious, seriously, read the f'ign stickies.

I told you guys. I am making a new civ. I left the moon and went to a defferent planet!

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starships to kill you. now you are dead and we can forget about this.

i send 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
starships to kill you. now you are dead and we can forget about this.

Amen... I send a IGNORE CANNON to all the n00bs in here like Civillian Terrorist and Lind Land. Seriously you guys are sucking up bandwith and I hate when i can't get on the forums because of low bandwiths so stop or i will seriously bomb yo ass. This forum is not called be a dickhead it's called international incidents and you RP not make Fuckhead threads like this. So stop bein a n00b or We will have a war.

My scientists made a huge nuclear bomb on the moon and holding the UN hostage! If you don't give me controle of the world I will launch it! If you try to attack me I will launch it! I have an army to distract you with so I can launch it, while your fighting! The Federation of LInd Land makes droids and clones so he sent about 50,000 with me. I have about 600 men with me. GIVE ME THE POWER! I will make the earth a happy peaceful place. The world is corrupt and I must take care of it. You see I must make it free, but you guys need to help me. So join or die! I'm only helping you. Read this again and you'll see!



He wants peace guys!

THEN WAR IS DECLARED, you know Lind Land has 10 of the most powerful dictators joinging him!

who you do understand I have allies and our ships will whup yo ass.

You can't destroy me. I am a religion, I am in everybodies nation! We are civilians that are terrorists. We are groups walking your streets. We hijack planes and crash them. We walk in your own streets!

My forces outnumber your entire population, my education system is superb, I am a highly militant nation. Just no. Look read the stickies.

You'll need to fight your nations children too. They have joined me. We have terrorists classes in your countrymen's houses!

If anyone read my Wiki entry, my children are all raised in military school, where alliegence is built in their minds at a young age. I sincerly doubt anyone would want to jion a movement to hurt High Father, or our Glorious Republic. And you can't just say it and it is so. Read the stickies, after that, talk to me.

You know if a war started we would win right?

I could go to war with everyone who has posted in this thread at the same time and still win...and people ask why I don't come into II...oh, and Zactarn Prime, you do understand that blowing up the moon, in order to kill this guy, would fuck things up more than they already have been fcuked up...all of you...n00bs...

I'm also in your nation Hitler. Don't you get it!

You'll need to fight your nations children too. They have joined me. We have terrorists classes in your countrymen's houses!


ooc: How? With the right system, such a network can be prevented. Anyway, that's just another godmode, wasting bandwidth.

My forces outnumber your entire population, my education system is superb, I am a highly militant nation. Just no. Look read the stickies.
So do mine and let's think of my allies: Trekys,Vespeterium Minor,Joseph Seal,Saige Dragon when he comes back,Kaymiril, and I'm sure Leafanistan you will join me if he wants this to be serious. Lind Land and Civ Ter. the war will end in like 5 posts so fuck off and read the stckies.

Prime if you want a war I'll turn your nations children into terrorists! They are pretty good terrorists, lol lol!

I make a secret terrorist killing bomb only. i detonate it and all the terrorists in the world die. THE END

I could go to war with everyone who has posted in this thread at the same time and still win...and people ask why I don't come into II...oh, and Zactarn Prime, you do understand that blowing up the moon, in order to kill this guy, would fuck things up more than they already have been fucked up...all of you...n00bs...
dude I understand that but it was to hopefully make him shut up he's a n00b not me I properly RP I don't say: my pretty unicorn army pranced around...and took out buzuukuz and blue u up !!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

I dout it

THEN WAR IS DECLARED, you know Lind Land has 10 of the most powerful dictators joinging him!


OOC: Suuuure...

My leader is one of the most powerful dictators in the game, yet I'm not 'joining' Lind Land....

These threads serve no real purpose and should be locked.

Prime if you want a war I'll turn your nations children into terrorists! They are pretty good terrorists, lol lol!
AMF thank you Amen you are one of the best f'ing RPers here now please tell these two to buzz off. And civ my children MUST go through Military School and everyone in my country is barcoded not one of my citizens is a terrorist.

AMF thank you Amen you are one of the best f'ing RPers here now please tell these two to buzz off. And civ my children MUST go through Military School and everyone in my country is barcoded not one of my citizens is a terrorist.

Some are, John Shultz is a terrorists and I can name some more to if you want me to!

Some are, John Shultz is a terrorists and I can name some more to if you want me to!
There is NOT ONE person in my country named that so buzz off. You are a senseless stupid retard. You do not understand RP'ing and I will wage war on you. At least lind land stopped.

"And I'll launch this missle unless you pay me... ONE MILLION DOLLARS! MWA- HA-HA-HA!" get real, Dr. Evil. :rolleyes: *launches ignore missle*

You must not know your nation then

snaps fingers and every terrorists dies. YEA the end of all this god damn stupidity

All Lind Land wanted was peace. You all must be crule politicians!

Civilian Terrorists: Stop.
Just stop now before you make a bigger @$$ out of yourself.

You know that Lind Land took over El De Austino alone.

All Lind Land wanted was peace. You all must be crule politicians!

No. He wanted power under the guise of peace. Real Life Hitler said the same thing, and the alternative of dying makes it sound like extortion.

You must not know your nation then


OOC: C'mon dude, you can NOT tell someone what to do with their nation and thier people! That is called godmodding. His civilians can be anything he wants, it's up to him, not you.

You must not know your nation then

If you want a war your welcome to come to Kjata Major and try to invade. General Minerva eats nations and armies like both of yours for breakfast. Infact we have a 'match' going on at this very moment.

I can convert them

CT, you could RP one of your terrorists attempting an attack, but you'd actually have to KNOW HOW TO RP before you could do that.

I can convert them


OOC: Actually...NO, you can't.

Again, brush up on the term 'godmod', because that's what you're doing.

OOC: C'mon dude, you can NOT tell someone what to do with their nation and thier people! That is called godmodding. His civilians can be anything he wants, it's up to him, not you.
Kjata why don't you start a war thread we will whup there ass and make them submit to our demands. Anyway listen to AMF he is one of the best RP'ers on here ok dude so listen to him and heed this warning. If you do not stop we will kill you.

You could convert them. Sure. Are you going to tell us how, or are you just going to wave your magic wand and say, "poof, they're converted"?

No. He wanted power under the guise of peace. Real Life Hitler said the same thing, and the alternative of dying makes it sound like extortion.

Ya, and he was also a morphine addict. Power serves to corrupt if it isn't in the right hands. One with nuclear arms isn't usually the right hands.

He was going to make the world a free place and holding it hostage was the only way!

Actually i helped him take over El De Austino

He was going to make the world a free place and holding it hostage was the only way!

Right. A nuclear wasteland is technically a free place, that's true, because no government presides there. But a nuclear wasteland is all you'd have because there is no way that any major government is going to seriously negotiate with terrorists.

Kjata why don't you start a war thread we will whup there ass and make them submit to our demands. Anyway listen to AMF he is one of the best RP'ers on here ok dude so listen to him and heed this warning. If you do not stop we will kill you.

Minerva is tied up with Greater Mactopia! I can't have her leave the island. Muramasa is all I have left for generals and he's.....evil, and poorly equipped now. Minerva has 60% of the armed forces. Masamune my next good general is stuck on the Peacekeeper, after the peace talks broke down.

It'd be hard, but I think I could muster some forces and have them out of the nation in 18 hours. They won't be properly equipped and background on the enemy is so little. Oh man, I don't know Zactarn Prime, supply lines will be so weak, if you back me up on supply lines and help me guard them I could spare the 3rd army.

Actually the president of el de austino neogociated with us, but we killed him.







;) :sniper:

But let's say that you did that, that you placed a nuclear weapon on the moon, one capable of annihilating the entire planet. My fleet, and the fleet of everyone else, would aim all of their nukes at the moon. If you didn't surrender, we'd simply atomize you.

But let's say that you did that, that you placed a nuclear weapon on the moon, one capable of annihilating the entire planet. My fleet, and the fleet of everyone else, would aim all of their nukes at the moon. If you didn't surrender, we'd simply atomize you.

One, you can't destroy the moon. It would destroy Earth's axis and render life on the planet doomed to hostile environment shifts. Anyone who thinks of their moves would know this is a stupid idea and anything coming from the freaking moon would be easy to stop with a SDI system.

I already blew up the world

ive already killed thes stupid terrorists twice and they still are talking

Minerva is tied up with Greater Mactopia! I can't have her leave the island. Muramasa is all I have left for generals and he's.....evil, and poorly equipped now. Minerva has 60% of the armed forces. Masamune my next good general is stuck on the Peacekeeper, after the peace talks broke down.

It'd be hard, but I think I could muster some forces and have them out of the nation in 18 hours. They won't be properly equipped and background on the enemy is so little. Oh man, I don't know Zactarn Prime, supply lines will be so weak, if you back me up on supply lines and help me guard them I could spare the 3rd army.
Dude I would so help you I would back you 100% with supplies and all and if his posts are just as n00bish we could quite easily counter everything. This guy is going down.

I already blew up the world

Shut up.

KM, you're absolutley right. The destruction of the moon would be absolutley catastrophic for Earth. My bad.

You can't kill every terrorist because,"We are everywhere, but there!" (Nation's Motto)

I already blew up the world

I thought Lind Land did it. :O You have two nations!!??! Who knew?!

Besides you still haven't answered my question. WHICH WORLD! Many of us have dozens of planets under our reign.

You can't kill every terrorist because,"We are everywhere, but there!" (Nation's Motto)

And you can't blow up the world never giving us a chance to react. Because "We aren't all stone-age fucks without RADAR."

I already blew up the world

You're just an idiot. Your not FT and your 'world' is obviously not ours then. Many NS Earths exist and NS Earth is the largest of all. Literally hundreds of USA's and Japans and China's exist in the endless NS earth! They are mixed with various nations and some how are all able to be traversed very quickly for no apparant reason due to the 'NS shift'!

BTW even if you had a Saturn Rocket filled with uranium in a massive nuclear explosion it would only be 4.5 Gigatons, a big earth shaking, destructive boom, but it won't blow up the world. Nor the mighty invincible NS world.

I dont feel like trolling, but this is retarded.

Zactarn, Kjata, I'd love to help with this retard, but as you can see by my "nuke the moon" idea, I don't really think things through. Still, I'd be happy to send extra troops for you to command against him.

First of all I don't have two nations. We are one! Ok now you got it. And your question, the earth! OK!

I dont feel like trolling, but this is retarded.

Albeit 'retarded', I think we have made some real headway. Now if he could learn to use multiple sentance replies and not make crazy claims, we would have ourselves a newbie instead of n00b.

I did give you guys time to react but you chose wrong so, I blew the earth up!

I did give you guys time to react but you chose wrong so, I blew the earth up!

SDI Defense, as Kjata Major pointed out to me. No, sorry.

Look, besides, what would you gain from blowing up the earth? You wouldn't really want to rule a nuclear wasteland, would you?

We would, sure why not

actually you said i want peace or im blowing up the world and 2 posts later you said i bomb earth so we really didnt have much time to react

I did give you guys time to react but you chose wrong so, I blew the earth up!

One...you didn't, you didn't even give rocket, weapon, claims or previous posts.

To use nuclear weapons you should go through these common steps:

Diplomacy/Talks
Declare War or State of Emergency
Announce Nuclear Missile (Nuclear Threats)
Give details of where, what and how the missile works. (Specs, including power)
Range and Propulsion stats also. (once you chosen a delivery system)
Target
Announce that you are launching a nuclear weapon
Wait for reaction and responses
Give updates on time before impact, must give ample time windows for multiple posts and RP details
Respond to countermeasures
Depending on survival or destruction or damage, RP what happens.

Note: 98% of the time; nation's with SDIs and ample budgets destroy ICBM nuclear weapons easily.

Edit: Sorry correction, must to should.

"LInd Land said if you try to attack me I will blow up the earth!"

And they did so yeah

actually you said i want peace or im blowing up the world and 2 posts later you said i bomb earth so we really didnt have much time to react

You should have RPed a launch and we would have RPed the subsequent glassing of your area of the moon and the vaporizing of your bomb.

I made delivered the bomb the bomb is mine then I commanded the army to fight back the rebels and lInd Land launched it.

To use nuclear weapons you must go through these common steps:

Hehe... "must", freeform roleplaying seems to have taken a backseat these days. I believe it would have been much more helpful if you said "should" instead as people can claim and do what they like, but being realistic helps others to accept their RP.

Just forget about it, I blew up the earth forget about it, there it's done ok LIVE WITH IT

actually you said i want peace or im blowing up the world and 2 posts later you said i bomb earth so we really didnt have much time to react


Oh Hitler the Nazi! Hey! Have you been to Earth X I.I. lately? I have been doing a few things of questionable nature that would hint at a possible Korean conflict. I want the RP to be good, cause Minvera's first campaign will be there. Using my mighty new carrier. Hehe Mao. and me made Overlords Magizine cover information!

(Also please, please, prepare for urban warfare.)

Civilian Terrorists "LInd Land said if you try to attack me I will blow up the earth!"

Umm this is not a valid reason or method for it. Since you are also using a different user name when posting and there is a rule about 'puppet wanking' its even on NSwiki; how it doesn't count and is not a true legal move. Not to mention having used it as one nation and blowing it up as the other.

I made delivered the bomb the bomb is mine then I commanded the army to fight back the rebels and lInd Land launched it.

No Lind Land didn't launch it. A impossibly large weapon suddenly appeared on Earth. Godmode. Wall h4x, and Speed h4x.

This got too silly for me. If you end up going to war against CT, I'll send troops to help.

This got too silly for me. If you end up going to war against CT, I'll send troops to help.

How can we fight an enemy that is everywhere? :rolleyes:

How can we fight an enemy that is everywhere? :rolleyes:

we bomb ourselves

Just stop feeding the trolls, y'all. The mods will be by soon enough to close this miserable excuse for an RP.

Hehe... "must", freeform roleplaying seems to have taken a backseat these days. I believe it would have been much more helpful if you said "should" instead as people can claim and do what they like, but being realistic helps others to accept their RP.


Oops, sorry about that. Didn't realize I used that word choice. Fixed it to 'should'. As their are exceptions, hence making my word of poor choice. Thank you again.

Lol Leafanistan! Speed h@x! You can get banned on quite a few games for using teh uber speed h@x! CT is a Uber 1337 H@x0r? O.o

we bomb ourselves

INGENIUS! Therefore in keeping with tradition, we have all blown ourselves up, and no one can roleplay ever again. You win Civilian Terrorists! Everyone is dead! :rolleyes:

OK WE ARE GIVING IN HERE WE ARE SUCKING UP BANDWITH NOW BY KEEPING IT GOING BY CONSECUTIVELY POSTING SO KJATA OR SOMEBODY START A WAR THREAD AGAINST THESE TWO AND EVERYONE PISSED AT THESE FUCKHEADS JOIN IN AND KICK n00b ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :sniper: :fluffle: < UHHHHHHHHH :mp5: DIE FUCKING N00BS :p < THIS IS N00B

:p :mp5: :p :sniper: :p :gundge:

INGENIUS! Therefore in keeping with tradition, we have all blown ourselves up, and no one can roleplay ever again. You win Civilian Terrorists! Everyone is dead! :rolleyes:

Leafanistan, that is a most interesting concept actually. Bomb yourself and you not only kill your own people, but you can get rid of any minorites and call it an accident. Hmm....recently didn't Saddam pull this stunt?

If we really wanted to blow up the 'Earth' the uber nations of NS could do it millions upon millions of times in MT tech. FT tech could do it about 10x33 times. Kinda makes you think, what would happen if MT met FT.

Leafanistan, that is a most interesting concept actually. Bomb yourself and you not only kill your own people, but you can get rid of any minorites and call it an accident. Hmm....recently didn't Saddam pull this stunt?

If we really wanted to blow up the 'Earth' the uber nations of NS could do it millions upon millions of times in MT tech. FT tech could do it about 10x33 times. Kinda makes you think, what would happen if MT met FT.

10^33 times. :science: No, we are all dead, please, stop posting here. ;)

OOC: Alright. I think a good rule is, if you ain't at puberty yet, you ain't allowed to post. That would work out quite well...

Leafanistan
OOC: Yeah, fuck you.

IC: It is reported today that the laughter was so powerful it could be heard around the world as all nation's leaders roared with laughter.

OOC: Not really meaning to troll but, fuck you. Your war threads were terrible and godmodding, no idea of how to role play.

OOC: Fuck you. You can't "blow up the world", no nuclear weapon can do that. And if you somehow made a nuke with a higher yield than Mars slamming into us, the radiation should have slaughtered you, and would have lit up every major sensing platform. Just start over and read the goddamn stickies at the top of the forums and learn how to properly role play.

Continuing to insult someone because of this thread contributes absolutely nothing to the thread. Your continued trolling makes the thread so much worse, and is one of the main reasons why a lot of people don't come back to NationStates. When people are insulted this badly for not knowing how to correctly RP, a lot of them stop and never come back.
Leafanistan: Official Warning for Trolling/Flaming

Hitler the Nazi
omg how stupid can you be lind land?
Knock off the insults Hitler, there's no need to say that.

Zactarn Prime
This forum is not called be a dickhead it's called international incidents and you RP not make Fuckhead threads like this. So stop bein a n00b or We will have a war.

OK WE ARE GIVING IN HERE WE ARE SUCKING UP BANDWITH NOW BY KEEPING IT GOING BY CONSECUTIVELY POSTING SO KJATA OR SOMEBODY START A WAR THREAD AGAINST THESE TWO AND EVERYONE PISSED AT THESE FUCKHEADS JOIN IN AND KICK n00b ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! < UHHHHHHHHH DIE FUCKING N00BS < THIS IS N00B

Your second post put you over the edge. Flaming in your first post, and trolling in your second post. Do you think that by posting these things, that you're somehow helping everybody, and that you're resolving the situation? Do not post these things again.
Zactarn Prime: Official Warning for Trolling

The rest of you, knock off the continued trolling and insults. When someone comes into this forum, not knowing how to roleplay, and you all decide to mock him and insult him, it creates an unfriendly environment within International Incidents. It makes people leave the game, because of threads like these, that continue to insult the original poster for 90 posts. If International Incidents really wants to improve its reputation, then this needs to never happen. It proves absolutely nothing.