NationStates Jolt Archive


nOOks 4 nOObs Program

Rotovia-
17-08-2005, 03:49
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Are you tired of seeing nations with barely enough money to justify both a Naval and Air Force and less then 5,000,000 populace being denied the opportunity to GODMODD nations 100x their size out of exsistance?

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Then join the nOOks 4 nOOBs Program

Our goal: We plan to provide free nuclear arms of various types, launching equipment and biological weapons to any warmongering noobs.

We hope these nations will use them wisely and inevitably turn these weapons on us.

What will be the cost of these weapons of mass destruction? A simple *money wired* will suffice. No actual money will be transfered and as soon as the money arrives the entire system will be set up. Including:

+1,000,000,000,000,000 ICBMs
+1.000 launch towers (Because they look cooler than missile silos)
+1,000,000,000^2345 bio warheads
+3 packets of wizfiz

How can I get involved?

Simply *wire* or *transfer* $1 Gallizillion Bagillion to the nOOks 4 nOObs Program. Since I am to lazy to create a seperate bank account for this, feel free to mail me a cash cheque.
Halberdgardia
17-08-2005, 03:56
OOC: 20 USD says some poor n00b takes this seriously because there's no [Humor] tag. :p
0wnt by 4nt n3wbs
17-08-2005, 04:02
1. Your an idiot.
2. Your not funny.
3. Your an idiot.
In conclusion, your a lame idiot! Wow...

Um......
Rotovia-
17-08-2005, 04:07
OOC: 20 USD says some poor n00b takes this seriously because there's no [Humor] tag. :p
I live in fear...
Jenrak
17-08-2005, 04:09
OOC: 20 USD says some poor n00b takes this seriously because there's no [Humor] tag. :p

No! Now they will know!
The tokera
17-08-2005, 04:19
1. Your an idiot.
2. Your not funny.
3. Your an idiot.
In conclusion, your a lame idiot! Wow...

Um......

actually it is quite funny.LOL, I wouldnt doubt that some noob is going to cone in here and say "WoW 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 NUkeS IL BUY 3BilliON OF Them, This is so Sweet, Are You GUYs MY Friend? :) :mad: :fluffle: :mp5: ;) :confused: :( :gundge: :cool: "
The tokera
17-08-2005, 04:27
well I've had enough of making fun of noobs for now.
Phalanix
17-08-2005, 04:34
wE w@|\| all yur n00ks fr fr33.
Couldn't resist. But good laugh their. Glad to see I'm bussy buting heads with someone with a good sense of hummor.
Rotovia-
17-08-2005, 04:55
actually it is quite funny.LOL, I wouldnt doubt that some noob is going to cone in here and say "WoW 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 NUkeS IL BUY 3BilliON OF Them, This is so Sweet, Are You GUYs MY Friend? :) :mad: :fluffle: :mp5: ;) :confused: :( :gundge: :cool: "
I posted a thread similar to this back in '03 and actually got a serious response eerily similar to that. :eek: