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The small island south of the Runic Islands has been located by the UN. The nation had gone previously unnoticed in the large NS world. The fairly simple people of Magical Mages were stumped as to what name they should call themselves. In short they gave the name for what they were. Preferring to be referred to as MM the small nation is viewed a pretty harmless by UN standards. It is tiny, and weak. Though the island which has been home to powerful magicians seemed to have finally mastered the art of 'magic'.

This nation has no real leader currently, but one is being decided on. The world is a large place and without a doubt the nation will become strongly influenced by the large members of the NS world.

In an action of casting off previous isolationism the small nation seeks allies in this amazingly large world to help them build defenses and businesses that will grace the world like none before.

As for the magical power of the people, it is legendary. Special items and people weilding them are supposively capable of learning spells to cast. Mostly harmless, only priests are capable of using it. Such things however are pure, but chances are they won't stay pure forever on this island.

The great nation of Al Ahmera would like to harbour many fleets of its navy and air force/ space marines in MM.
We would also like to build a grand mansion on the island for Lord Asamari II and his many wifes to live in.
In exchange we offer protection to the nation of MM and will allow you access to nuclear weaponary when you are grown.
As a capitalist country however, we will not tolerate anybody trying o stop us bulldozing your trees!
Its...uh....for you own good!
Gen. Stff. Praeturii

The following message was sent by Field Marshal/MoD Eric Waters to the people of Magical Mages

Greetings, Comrades! I have recently heard about your discovery by the United Nations and your decision to abandon isolationalism and join the international community. I am happy to hear this and warmly welcome you to the international community.

The Free German Commonwealth of Rammsteinburg would be delited to become an allie of MM. We request permission to build a small base. If you allow this, we will help MM build a strong military and police force. We will train men and women into tough soldiers and police officers. They will recieve the exact same tough training Rammsteinburgian soldiers recieve. If there is anything else you want, please feel free to ask.

Sincerely,
[Signed]
Field Marshal Eric Waters
Rammsteinburg Minister of Defence

Blam! :sniper:

Blam! :sniper:

Please don't spam a serious thread. This stuff just shows how immature you are. Constructive criticism!

Rammsteinburg, you seem reliable and experienced, not to mention less damaging for our small island. Are you familar with New Zealand? Our small nation is practically the exactly the same! The New Zealand environment is one of the most beautiful on Earth and is extremely varied. I would recommend building a base on the east side as to avoid the semi-tropical weather that can pop up from time to time. The east is also deeper water and is a perfect spot for defending the entire island with minimal movement. The final choice is yours though.

Well....?
Do you agree to are proposal?

Please don't spam a serious thread. This stuff just shows how immature you are. Constructive criticism!

Rammsteinburg, you seem reliable and experienced, not to mention less damaging for our small island. Are you familar with New Zealand? Our small nation is practically the exactly the same! The New Zealand environment is one of the most beautiful on Earth and is extremely varied. I would recommend building a base on the east side as to avoid the semi-tropical weather that can pop up from time to time. The east is also deeper water and is a perfect spot for defending the entire island with minimal movement. The final choice is yours though.

Since most Rammsteinburgians have never experienced semi-tropical weather, we'll take your advice and build our base on the east side. We'd like to build one near the ocean so that we can have a small naval presence. We would like to have some soldiers from each branch of our military (the Army, Luftwaffe [Air Force], Navy, and Coast Guard) on the island. Please point us to a good spot on the east side.

We also request the building of an embassy in your capitol and an exchange of ambassadors. The Ministry of International Relations can arrange an embassy for MM here in Rammsteinburg.

Well....?
Do you agree to are proposal?

It sounds like you are trying to annex the country rather then help it.

By all means go ahead with your plan Rammsteinburg. Building an embassy in Rammsteinburg will be very hard for our people and we are very limited in transportation. As the nation grows this will become easier and then effortless. As we possess no military and are still anti-business the country is not the vision of economically superior. Though their is a black market for Uranium within the country. Considering Rammsteinburg is more advanced we could make an effort to legalize businesses and trade Uranium that has been mined in MM.

Uranium possesses an almost magical warmth to our people, though it often kills and is considered dangerous and toxic. Many nations must understand it better and have some use for it. Not even our best charms and scrolls have found a way to save those who have been afflicted with Uranium Poisoning as we call it.

By all means go ahead with your plan Rammsteinburg. Building an embassy in Rammsteinburg will be very hard for our people and we are very limited in transportation. As the nation grows this will become easier and then effortless. As we possess no military and are still anti-business the country is not the vision of economically superior. Though their is a black market for Uranium within the country. Considering Rammsteinburg is more advanced we could make an effort to legalize businesses and trade Uranium that has been mined in MM.

There is no need to worry about building an embassy. The International Relations Ministry has a policy of providing embassies at no cost. MoIR Frank O'Moore will contact MM when a building is prepared. As for transportation, we will also provide that.

As for the uranium issue: Rammsteinburg has several nuclear power plants, so uranium could be useful to us. We only have a few small uranium mines here. Is there anything you might like in exchange for uranium?

See http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Rammsteinburg#Economy if you'd like to know what we have to offer.


Uranium possesses an almost magical warmth to our people, though it often kills and is considered dangerous and toxic. Many nations must understand it better and have some use for it. Not even our best charms and scrolls have found a way to save those who have been afflicted with Uranium Poisoning as we call it.

If you'd like, we can send some doctors to treat those who are suffering from uranium poisioning and some people who know how to safely handle uranium.

Is there a map avaliable of MM?

Our people prefer to stay away from the Uranium, but it is very easy to find, existing mine shafts have been created while searching for Tungsten and Gold.

You can keep the horrible stuff, we have no use for such dangerous materials, our sick from the Uranium Posioning have died since last year's discovery of it in a new mine shaft.

As most people are aware the small islands of the south pacific are rich in oil, and heavy metals including gold. MM wishes to build sea ports and search the world for new materials and technology.

Many nations already seem, skeptical of magic, though such things seem to have been a lost power of the world. The anicent power of magic itself has been pasted down from one generation to the next. It often stems from Japanese beliefs. Though in this vast world, the term magic in all its glory is nothing against the power of technology. It seems as if even our advanced farming techniques are more useful then our chanting and dances and spells to pray for a good harvest. One can't change the world in a day, but technology can.

MM has elected a leader known as Maestro Mages. As it is only natural to have the family that leads the nation also have part of its name to it.

OOC: Since it is basically New Zealand I have this map, it should be fine.

http://www.wairoavalley.co.nz/images/new-zealand-map-lge.jpg

Umm how to you post pictures, without the links?

listen, I've got nukes. Buy them...or be fucked up buy them...your choice!
As for Rammstien'....great nation!

listen, I've got nukes. Buy them...or be fucked up buy them...your choice!
As for Rammstien'....great nation!

Nuclear weapons mean one thing, suffering. Death and pain in all its forms are terrible. These 'nuclear weapons' use the very same Uranium that kills us. Why should we purchase a weapon that will kill us and an enemy?

Nuclear weapons mean one thing, suffering.

Agreed. Rammsteinburg has a ban on nuclear weapons. They have never been used or produced in Rammsteinburg, and most Rammsteinburgians hope it stays that way.

leave the island alone
make it a natural beauty were people can come and watch untouched nature .. and it will bring economic tourist developments. but not too much developments

Our people prefer to stay away from the Uranium, but it is very easy to find, existing mine shafts have been created while searching for Tungsten and Gold.

May we have ownership of these uranium mines? We do not wish to create any more, but we'd be happy to take what's already there off your hands.


As most people are aware the small islands of the south pacific are rich in oil, and heavy metals including gold. MM wishes to build sea ports and search the world for new materials and technology.

Since Rammsteinburg switched to more environmental-friendly fuels years ago, we have no need for oil. Is there any other natural resources MM has to offer?


Many nations already seem, skeptical of magic, though such things seem to have been a lost power of the world. The anicent power of magic itself has been pasted down from one generation to the next. It often stems from Japanese beliefs. Though in this vast world, the term magic in all its glory is nothing against the power of technology. It seems as if even our advanced farming techniques are more useful then our chanting and dances and spells to pray for a good harvest. One can't change the world in a day, but technology can.

The native religion of Rammsteinburg involves a bit of magic, but this religion is hardly practiced anymore.


MM has elected a leader known as Maestro Mages. As it is only natural to have the family that leads the nation also have part of its name to it.

Minister of International Relations Frank O'Moore requests a personal meeting with MM's newly elected leader.

leave the island alone
make it a natural beauty were people can come and watch untouched nature .. and it will bring economic tourist developments. but not too much developments

Rammsteinburg has no intentions of disturbing the environment of MM.

If this is the case, expect to see a marine crack force arrive on your shores in a few days from now, to enforce large areas of the uranium deposits under Ahmerian control.
The following troops have been dispached:

Space Marine Corp. 334
Unified Air Assalt Team
Siege & Recon Force
Royal guard battalions 2nd & 5th

Total: 800 men.

"If any resistance is met it will be countered with letal force."
Gen. Sgt. L.A. Armstrong

Dyelli Beybi wishes to extend a warm hand of friendship to Magical Mages and wishes to discuss the posibility of exporting low budget automobiles and tungsten to Magical Mages.

-Dr Jack Ledoux,
Minister for Foreign Affairs and Trade

If this is the case, expect to see a marine crack force arrive on your shores in a few days from now, to enforce large areas of the uranium deposits under Ahmerian control.
The following troops have been dispached:

Space Marine Corp. 334
Unified Air Assalt Team
Siege & Recon Force
Royal guard battalions 2nd & 5th

Total: 800 men.

"If any resistance is met it will be countered with letal force."
Gen. Sgt. L.A. Armstrong

OOC: We are not Future-Tech. Besides, doing so means you will be attacking a nation that has no military, but has a military power to protect it!

IC:

Telegram to Rammsteinburg

"You can take the mines, we possess no deeds, but a simple approval is how we due things here. Since the mines have all been abandoned and are deemed a threat to the people, their will be no opposing party. Plagued with the uranium in the mines we have been unable to even obtain precious metals and gemstones from the area. Though as a natural bonus, our people have perfected harvesting salt from the sea. MM salt is wonderful and cures meat for that perfect taste. We are proud of our still simple lives that are communities have grown into.

As for the magical part of our history it is one that we could reteach to the world, it involves prayer and charms and several sacred items. In rare instances has it been claimed things like fire have been summoned. Though most of it simple things to promote health and help those heal."

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OOC: Ya, the religion thing is actually has backing behind it. When people believe in their religions it can give them a sense of hope and feeling of beating sickness and illness. This is just like the will to live, believing in it helps them survive. The nature of the small nation is one still like that of Wiccan. Closeness to nature to bring out healing properties and wonderful changes. All which are part of sciences. A primitive form of medicine.

Dyelli Beybi wishes to extend a warm hand of friendship to Magical Mages and wishes to discuss the posibility of exporting low budget automobiles and tungsten to Magical Mages.

-Dr Jack Ledoux,
Minister for Foreign Affairs and Trade

Automobiles sound dangerous and environmentally destructive. Tungsten is a metal that is a model of efficenty in lighting and would be a welcome improvement over old candles!

My forces have been launched against MM!
If it an exact land mass base like new zealand we plan to take one third of the lower east island for mining purposes and colonization.
forces shall reach your land in 2 [NS] days, 2 hours

If it is preferable we would be quite happy to negotiate the sale of processed light bulbs, rather than raw tungsten.

OOC: We are MT also!

Automobiles sound dangerous and environmentally destructive. Tungsten is a metal that is a model of efficenty in lighting and would be a welcome improvement over old candles!

Automobiles are not environmentally destructive if you use envrionmental-friendly fuels like Rammsteinburg does.

My forces have been launched against MM!
If it an exact land mass base like new zealand we plan to take one third of the lower east island for mining purposes and colonization.
forces shall reach your land in 2 [NS] days, 2 hours

An attempt to colonize MM without permission will NOT be tolerated by Rammsteinburg. We are opposed to imperialism. Because MM currently has no military, The Free German Commonwealth of Rammsteinburg will be sending troops to resist any attempts of colonization. MoD Field Marshal Eric Waters has authorized sending the 3rd, 4th, and 6th battalions of the Rammsteinburg army (a total of 1,050 soldiers), as well as thirty fighter jets of the Luftwaffe.

Give us a break Rammy, where gonna take the island wether you like it or not!
Now we could be in and out within ten [NS]years if MM co-operates. if not, it looks like we'll be seeing maestro mages' head on a pole real soon!

Give us a break Rammy, where gonna take the island wether you like it or not!

(OOC: Even if you get the island, I still win the spelling contest. ;))

Not without a fight you won't.

Rammsteinburgian troops are on their way.


We suggest you seek a peaceful resolution with MM's newly elected leader. We'd prefer not to have to use force against you.

Come on, look at my defense bill, you haven't a chance against all of my region.

Come on, look at my defense bill, you haven't a chance against all of my region.

You're willing to bring your whole region into this?

If needed, I have several allies who I could call on for assistance.

Satellites have noticed that a small nation is about to go under attack by another small nation. As the champion of defenders, the Coredian Navy has decided to 'divert' a carrier battlegroup to support the new nation of Magical Mages.

OOC: How are you getting to the islands? Sea or air?

In other news, the Empress has decided to send a message of greetings to Magical Mages, and hopes that it will grow into a large and powerful nation.

Satellites have noticed that a small nation is about to go under attack by another small nation. As the champion of defenders, the Coredian Navy has decided to 'divert' a carrier battlegroup to support the new nation of Magical Mages.


Please keep in mind that Rammsteinburg is also on MM's side.

You fools, were are merely colonising! For Uranium, something (may i remind you) that nobody in this current debate wants except myself

OOC: I'm not that small a nation, See my region, all thosewith my flag are mine.

You fools, were are merely colonising! For Uranium, something (may i remind you) that nobody in this current debate wants except myself


Only you want the uranium? Did you not notice MM gave permission to Rammsteinburg to take their current uranium mines? We also want uranium.

If you merely seek uranium, keep your military out of it. There is no need for that.

Since you want uranium and Rammsteinburg has been given ownership of MM's uranium mines, I propose we work out a trade deal.

Hmmmm....give me a small beach area to colinise and the uranium mining deposits and in return i won't have maestro mages assassinated

Hmmmm....give me a small beach area to colinise and the uranium mining deposits and in return i won't have maestro mages assassinated

Since Rammsteinburg does govern the island, we cannot give you any land. You'll have to discuss that with Maestro Mages. Bring it up with him before resortig to assassination.

Rammsteinburg agrees to give Al Ahmera half of the uranium mines in MM.

You fools, were are merely colonising! For Uranium, something (may i remind you) that nobody in this current debate wants except myself

OOC: I'm not that small a nation, See my region, all thosewith my flag are mine.
OOC: I would say, that's called puppet-wanking and it's a big no-no around here.

Please keep in mind that Rammsteinburg is also on MM's side.
Secret IC: Just make sure that your IFF (Identification Friend or Foe) is on *secure frequency*

Puppet wanking? Wtf!

To Ram: Yeah ok, fine but i'll need tomove men nto the mines quickly

To Ram: Yeah ok, fine but i'll need tomove men nto the mines quickly
As peace seemed to break out, the fleet returned to its original heading.

Excellent!

The Rammsteinburgian troops are heading back to Rammsteinburg, with the exception of the 3rd battalion which will be stationed at the location of the Rammsteinburg base that is to be built.

Secret IC: From Lord Al Asamari III to Praeturii XII

Underlining previous updation re: Operation AA v. MM
Operation Status: Secure
Proceed

OOC: The above is coded message to the dictatorship of Praeturii regarding Assasination of Maestro Mages.
Continue operation regardless!
TMSS: 15-8-82-666

The Chastmerian Government is pleased to hear that this new nation will no longer be isolated from the international community.

As for Al Ahmera, any aggressive action taken by the said nation and/or its allies will result in a complete retalliatory response with the full force of the Chastmerian Armed Forces.

[News must be slow in the Chastmerian Government]

The Chastmerian Armed Forces are on high alert with the 2nd and 5th fleets being deployed with approximately 375,000 soldiers ready to defend against the impending imperialists.
A contingent of nuclear capable submarines has also been sent with the fleets as a further deterant, along with nuclear capable satellites moving into striking range of the Al Ahmera mainland.

The might of the CAF is poised for action.

Puppet wanking? Wtf!

Maybe the Wank-Power Theorm (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Wank-power_theorem) might help.

Secret meeting between Mod Field Marshal Eric Waters and an unknown cigarette smoking man:

"Do you think we can trust them," Waters asked.

"I'm not sure. Let's keep their eyes on them anyway," the smoking man replied.

"If Al Ahmera turns their back on the deal, they will suffer some consequences."

"Send somebody from the FVN (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Federal_Defence_and_Intelligence_Agency) over there to keep an eye out for anything suspicious."

"Yes, sir."

Darvainia has sent the following message to the MM communities:

We wish you luck in the international community, and are glad to have discovered your existence. Your magic and religion absolutely facinates us, and we would like to know more about it, and if you are interested we could tell you about our ancient, but still common religion today. We also look forward to trading with you, and working a relationship with you in the long term. We are also willing to teach anything you want in the way of handling or development of technology in exchange for teaching us the ways of your magic...unless this is unacceptable for any reason.

Also if you allow us we would like to send you thirty men of our Elite Guard (a highly trained and advanced security/body guard force) to protect any major leaders from assasination attempts, this we offer for free and they will arrive via jet plane as soon as you allow us. We have been watching international events, especially regarding the discovery your nation, very closely. We have reason to believe there may be future assasination attempts in your land from other foreign powers, so we hope you'll consider allowing us to help.

Signed sincerely,
Garth Brewsky, chief of foreign relations and affairs.

OOC: Personally, i call threatening someone with 4 nations puppet-wanking.

Official Transmission
To: Maestro Mages
From: Barbara Decker, Foreign Affairs Minister

Greetings, and welcome to the international community. Chitzeland takes interest in your location and wishes to establish a small naval base in your nation. In return, we will allow you to establish a base in our nation should you want one, and we will provide both military and non-military aid in future conflicts in which your nation is threatened are threatened. We promise to abide by all of your customs and will not disturb your nation's environment.

Official Transmission
To: Maestro Mages
From: Barbara Decker, Foreign Affairs Minister

Greetings, and welcome to the international community. Chitzeland takes interest in your location and wishes to establish a small naval base in your nation. In return, we will allow you to establish a base in our nation should you want one, and we will provide both military and non-military aid in future conflicts in which your nation is threatened are threatened. We promise to abide by all of your customs and will not disturb your nation's environment.

Sure! Since the East is taken by Rammsteinburg the small west, or larger north and south parts can be taken to your liking. Recently the post was made to show our nation.

(Page 2, New Zealand map)

OOC:

Al Ahmera, if you have to puppet-wank to get any threat across, you sicken me. Do it yourself with ONE nation and actually RP them as not being OMFG Superior. MM is barely capable of defending itself, I have NOTHING in my entire nation capable of stopping your forces. You don't see me turning out tanks and guns and bombs, when I just can't plain afford it or even take care of the items because my population is so small and below in technology.


IC:
Darvainia, as much as we like the greeting and the offer to protect the more important members of MM we are unable to allow this. We do not even possess an airport or a seaport of our own yet. Considering our technology/culture it would be more suited to 1600's Japan. A culture left untouched by the face of the world and remained isolated. As such technological advancements are slow and more based on experience with 'Magical' elements of nature.

Chastmere, that is ALOT of firepower to protect a new nation! Thank you!

***OFFICIAL TRANSMISSION***

To: The Holy Empire of Magical Mages
From: Shazbotdom Minster of Forign Affairs

The Pure Socliast Holy Empire of Shazbotdom would like to do several things with your nation:


1. Establish a Marine Corps base for quick responce in case of an invasion. (This will include Marines, SpecOps, and 1 SCS SpecOp.

2. Establish a trade partnership.

3. Exchange Embasies.

Sure! Since the East is taken by Rammsteinburg the small west, or larger north and south parts can be taken to your liking. Recently the post was made to show our nation.

(Page 2, New Zealand map)
Official Transmission
To: Maestro Mages
From: Barbara Decker, Foreign Affairs Minister

Thank you for accepting our offer. We would prefer if we could set up our naval base in or near the Bay of Islands. If you have any questions or concerns, do not hesitate to call me up!

Chastmere, that is ALOT of firepower to protect a new nation! Thank you!

The Chastmere Government feels that it is an abomination if a peaceful and pristine nation such as MM is threatened by another nation an its allies.

In order to protect MM and also to increase Chastmere's presence in the region, we would like to set up a large Naval base in the bay north of Awanui, in return, Chastmere will off generous trade concessions to help modernise MM's economy.

Mr L. HelenClarkIsAMan (OOC: :P)
Chastmere Foreign Affairs Minister; in Consultation with the Chastmere Armed Forces.