Dontgonearthere
15-08-2005, 02:51
It was announced today with great fanfare that the SuperHappy Funtime Empire of Dontgonearthere will be incorporating a further four states. This descision was reached shortly after breakfast when the current Emperor, who shall remain unnamed, had his soul devoured by an unknown entity who also scattered him around the royal chambers.
The following Nations have signed into the Accords:
The SuperHappy Funtime Empire of Dontgonearthere
The Kingdoms of Blood Moon, Frostclaw and Greywolf
The Empire of Harmonia Mortus
All holdings of these nations have been transfered to Dontgonearthereian control, and Dontgonearthere has adopted most of the technology of these nations which has been implimented on all of its ships, armed forces, etc. etc.
A new Emperor has been named as well, the Great God Charnel, currently inhabiting the late Emperors body after applying a significant amount of plaster.
We can all hope that the new alliance brings peace and prosperity to the nations involved, creating a better world for us all.
---
The room was crowded, hot, and sweaty.
As the capitol of a new and rather large Empire, Gundabad was not the best choice, but it was already set up and had a large staff of workers avalilble. Charnel would have prefered Dontgonear'the Castle, but it had sadly been destroyed in the...unpleasantness some time back with the robots that had all suddenly vanished for some reason.
The room was sweaty for more than one reason, aside from the heat that is, it was jam packed with species that hated each other.
The Elves from the Strategic Isles and South Dontgonearthere were especially unhappy, being stuck in a room with Goblins. The Goblins were unhappy because the Elves were in THEIR mountain and hadnt had to climb over a mountain of dead Goblins, and the Humans were unhappy because the Elves were snooty and the Goblins smelt.
The few Dark Elves were huddled in a corner, feeling unloved.
A representative from each race and nation, including a Troll, was sitting at semi-circular table, with Charnel occupying the flattened end. It was only fitting, they had all agreed ahead of time, that immortals got some recognition.
A large and heavily written on piece of parchment was passed around, signed (or X'd in the case of the Goblin...the troll managed to scribble something though, on later inspection it appeared to be a picture of a pony), and sealed by Charnel.
Dontgonearthere was now one big happy family. And of course, everybody knows about big happy families.
(OOC:
Im tired of having to switch between a bunch of nations to do my RPing, so Im combining DGNT's government with Blood Moon's/Harmonia's technology.
There will still be Gobliny goodness, because Goblins are fun to RP. There will be DGNT buerocracy, there will be Dark God Smitingness.
And I like my almost 5-billion population ;)
Breakdown of Population at time of Signing:
Humans: %27 (1,206,360,000)
Goblins: %52 (2,323,360,000)
Elves: %10 (446,800,000)
Dark Elves: %6 (268,080,000)
Sentient Trolls: %4 (4,467,999,999)
Other: %1 (44,680,000)
Just so ya know :P)
The following Nations have signed into the Accords:
The SuperHappy Funtime Empire of Dontgonearthere
The Kingdoms of Blood Moon, Frostclaw and Greywolf
The Empire of Harmonia Mortus
All holdings of these nations have been transfered to Dontgonearthereian control, and Dontgonearthere has adopted most of the technology of these nations which has been implimented on all of its ships, armed forces, etc. etc.
A new Emperor has been named as well, the Great God Charnel, currently inhabiting the late Emperors body after applying a significant amount of plaster.
We can all hope that the new alliance brings peace and prosperity to the nations involved, creating a better world for us all.
---
The room was crowded, hot, and sweaty.
As the capitol of a new and rather large Empire, Gundabad was not the best choice, but it was already set up and had a large staff of workers avalilble. Charnel would have prefered Dontgonear'the Castle, but it had sadly been destroyed in the...unpleasantness some time back with the robots that had all suddenly vanished for some reason.
The room was sweaty for more than one reason, aside from the heat that is, it was jam packed with species that hated each other.
The Elves from the Strategic Isles and South Dontgonearthere were especially unhappy, being stuck in a room with Goblins. The Goblins were unhappy because the Elves were in THEIR mountain and hadnt had to climb over a mountain of dead Goblins, and the Humans were unhappy because the Elves were snooty and the Goblins smelt.
The few Dark Elves were huddled in a corner, feeling unloved.
A representative from each race and nation, including a Troll, was sitting at semi-circular table, with Charnel occupying the flattened end. It was only fitting, they had all agreed ahead of time, that immortals got some recognition.
A large and heavily written on piece of parchment was passed around, signed (or X'd in the case of the Goblin...the troll managed to scribble something though, on later inspection it appeared to be a picture of a pony), and sealed by Charnel.
Dontgonearthere was now one big happy family. And of course, everybody knows about big happy families.
(OOC:
Im tired of having to switch between a bunch of nations to do my RPing, so Im combining DGNT's government with Blood Moon's/Harmonia's technology.
There will still be Gobliny goodness, because Goblins are fun to RP. There will be DGNT buerocracy, there will be Dark God Smitingness.
And I like my almost 5-billion population ;)
Breakdown of Population at time of Signing:
Humans: %27 (1,206,360,000)
Goblins: %52 (2,323,360,000)
Elves: %10 (446,800,000)
Dark Elves: %6 (268,080,000)
Sentient Trolls: %4 (4,467,999,999)
Other: %1 (44,680,000)
Just so ya know :P)