NationStates Jolt Archive

Darth Maul,Achk Med-Beq,Darth Sion,and Simus set out to a distant planet called Albregardo-rae. They were doing this to kick off their new plan of government. The Dark Empire. See they believe that the Republic is corrupt and wrong. They are setting out to gain ground and strength to get one step closer to ending the Republic. The years of cooling have made this day even sweater. These 4 are dedicated to bringing darkness to the vast black space. They are on their way to Albregardo-rae's capital and main port Albregardo-rae. They hope that conquering this planet which is in the exact middle of the Albregardo system which gives them a prime spot for a war or battle. Darth Maul is clearly the leader but Darth Sion makes most descisions Maul only ratifies them or not. As they approached the sparkling Green and Brown planet a conversaion was held.

"I say we land behind the hills in the forested area so we are not see." said Darth Sion.

"Yes very well but the chance of a crash in the trees is very high we must land on the hills despite they rough terrain is that understood?" said Darth Maul.

"Yes." said Simus or well at least his head.

"Don't worry Lord Simus we shall find you a suitable body on this planet." said Achk Med-Beq. "You will be restored to your prime." He said again.

"Thank you." said Simus as he then went off napping.

"So land us Achk now on the hill." said Maul.

The ship lowered and lowered untill it landed on a steep hill on the planet.

"Here we camp and scout. Tomarrow we attack." said Darth Sion.

"I concur." said Maul.

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Morning came and the UV Rays poured down waking them all except Simus. Lord Simus always sleeps. He's a head he has nothing better to do.

"So, what do you see?" Darth Maul asked Achk Med-Beq.

"Well Lord I see a group of men off in the distance approaching our position and I see dead people." said Achk Med-Beq.

"What?" asked Darth Maul.

"Nothing." said Beq.

"We shall attack. Simus wake the hell up." screamed Darth Sion.

"ZZZZZZZZZZGHHHHHHH wa wa wat the hell?" ranted a cranky Simus.

"Focus your thick-headedness on those rocks on the peak over there. Make them landslide down so that it hits the oncoming intruders." said Darth Sion.

"Wait what intruders and how can they be intruders they live on this planet we are the ones intruding?" ranted Simus still cranky and pissed.

"GOD DAMMIT YOU OLD SHRIVLED UP SKULL KNOCH THE DAMN ROCKS DOWN BEFORE I THROW YOU AT THEM!!! yelled an annoyed and ticked Darth Sion.

"Shut the hell up!" said Simus as he focused and caused the landslide.

The rocks and boulders slid down and smacked the oncoming people leaving 3 not hit. Darth Maul immediatly ran down with his lightsaber drwan and slashed one in the stomach and anothers head off. He then used the FORCE to throw the other remaining man into a boulder head first killing him on contact. He then looked at the perfectly decapitated women lying on the ground and hollered for them to bring down Simus. He then set down Simus's head to the body when then his head attached itself to it. He then got up and said.

"WHAT THE HELL I HAVE BREASTS!!!! I'M A MAN NOT A WOMAN!!!!!!!" screamed Simus at the top of his lungs or her lungs.

"Calm down it's temporary."said Maul.

The group then began their march toward the Town Center.

The group was now in town center many people staring at the as Simus kept fondiling his breasts.

"Knock it off Simus." said Darth Sion

"Well how do ya expect me ta piss?" said Simus

"Gee would ya remember? You've been a talking head for 300 years." said Darth Sion.

"Shut up." said Simus realizing that for once he has no real comeback prepaired.

They then kept onward towards a big green building. They entered and asked to see the leader. A secretary told them to walk over to a door on the left and comeback tomarrow after you sign a book that's in there. Darth Maul looked at her and said,

"We need to see him now." he then picked her up and began to choke her within an inch of her life she then pointed at the stairs and squealed out,

"First door on the right." she then fall dead on the floor.

They then burst into Yulik Dfagnords office. He was president of Abregardo-rae. They forced him to sign the planet over to the or die as they all drew lightsabers even Simus who had a hard time getting it out. He then signed the planet over to The Dark Empire. The group then headed back to the ship where they detached Simus and he screamed,

"Aww c'mon I was beginning to like it." said Simus.

"You sick bastard shut up." said Darth Sion.

"Where to next?" asked Achk.

"Not sure we will plan for our next invasion carefully now." said Darth Maul.

"Understanded." said Achk Med-Beq

OOC: Here is a pic of Anteevy. http://www.uisoftware.com/Voyager/AMworld/image/ice_world.jpg

IC: "Well Lord Maul we have control of Anteevy the ice world but we haven't declared it." said Achk

"Hrmm declare it and issue recruiting in Albregardo-rae and Anteevy." said Maul.

"Indeed master." said Achk

A message was then delivred to the galaxy of the 2 claims made by the Dark Empire and recruiting had begun in both planets as well after it was orderedd by a message from Achk Med-Beq.

Baron Soontir Fel was in a foul mood today. His ship had decided to die for some reason, leaving him stranded in the middle of some hellish ice world with a charred hunk of metal in his leg.

"I hate snow, I hate cold, and I hate the audacity of that spacecraft." he complained, removing the metal and dressing the wound. "Looks like a city a few miles over there, wonder what I'll find."

Packing up all his necessities, he began trekking across the wastes.

Apon reaching the city, he immediatly noticed a large recruiting poster. "Hmm...," he thought, examining the sheet of carbon. "Looks like someone's out looking for a space force. I'll definatly join up. I mean, the Dark Empire would love to have me on their side. Plus I could earn enough credits to get home. But first, a good night's sleep and some drinks." Limping, he made his way to a small pub and inn, and went inside.

The next morning, Fel made his way to the recruiting office, and walked up to the woman behind the counter. "So I heard you're in the market for pilots."

"Yes we are please step over here." she said

"Achk Med send a message to Darth Sidious and tell him to meet us at Anteevy." said Maul.

"Very well."said Achk.

Achk Med quickly got up and got and a Holo Message Transmittor and activated it. He then began to speak,

"Hello "Senator Palpatine" come to Anteevy we have important issues to discuss."

He then ended the transmission and sent it to a TIE Fighter on the hangar bay. The TIE Fighter then sprung off heading towards Naboo.

Quickly, in a fortuitous moment, Senator Palpatine, his brisk white hair and his solemn eyes, spotted a small TIE Fighter, coming slowly towards his palace atop the small Naboo abode. He was curious, and wondered what a TIE fighter would come here, and even more so to him, as the drifting nerfherders in the background tried to vainly keep their animals at bay, such cowardly animals afraid of a mere rustle.

Turning around and walking towards his main chamber, the Hangar bay doors opened ajar for the TIE Fighter to enter. Clearly something was peculiar. Something he had not intended on. Palpatine opened up the TIE Fighter, but it was deserted for some reason. All that was there was a silverish Holo Message Transmitter, and the hologram of a familiar being cropped up on the display. Palpatine was surprised. "What is going on?"

"Hello "Senator Palpatine" come to Anteevy we have important issues to discuss."

"Hmm." Palpatine was most curious, until he had felt a small surge within the Force. Of course... Palpatine deducted. Something is there...the Dark Side is strong, I believe. Thoughts surged through his blackened mind. But is it worth the risk? Will I be safe? He wondered. Nevertheless, He pondered again, I must show myself. He pulled a long hood over his face, and as he entered aboard the TIE Fighter, his face slowly began to become more pale, his beige skin turning a flaky layer of white, his eyes yellowing and rotting, his teeth slowly becoming more gruesome. Palpatine turned on the Fighter, and aimed it carefully out of the Hangar, and set his co-ordinates towards Anteevy.

After the TIE landed Palpatine walked into the confrence room where the other 4 were already waiting.

"Well Sidious welcome." said Simus.

"The Dark Empire has rised somewhat but the knowledge of our existence has spread. We are vulnerable." said Darth Maul.

"What shall we do? We would like you to be Emperor but we need more information on the Republic and their happenings. Should you remain there or should you claim power here now?" said Achk Med-Beq.

Sidious spoke a soft touch in his voice. "I will remain behind, work as a spy. I will find out all I can about the Republic and Jedi, and all their flaws, and most importantly, I will work to deterr it from within." He explained.

"Very well Palpatine. Do what you need. We are counting on you an d for now we are going to lie low." said Simus.

"Yes meeting ajourned." said Darth Maul.

"Then I shall take my leave." He said quickly, intent on heading back.

"Palpatine wait. Me and Sion will come with you. We will come with you to Naboo." said Darth Maul.

"I certainly hope you can stay discreet." Sidious urged them.

"Well I need to bring my Padawan Achk med-Beq." said Maul.

"Hrmm well sire I can equip my R2 Unit with speach capabilities and she can watch Simus."said Achk.

"Very well then."said Maul
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About a half an hour later.

"Done let's go." said Achk.

Sion,Maul, and Achk walked to the ship while Palpatine took the TIE and they took off. Heading toward Naboo.

The two ships approached Naboo space when they stopped hovering above it.

The VCX-350 Freighter sent out a broadcast to the TIE.

"Where should we land?" asked Maul over the broadcast.

"In my hangar." Palpatine told them. "I can cover the tracks."

Lead the way

Their descent on Naboo was fast and accentous at first, but afterwards it came down to a slow drift, as the large carbon hangar doors unshielded themselves and pried open, the ships entering the hangar.

"I'll have to delete the flight records." Palpatine spoke.

"Yes you do that." said Sion.

"So Sidious or Palpatine what shall we do anything of interest?" asked Maul.

Palpatine chuckled. "That's the flaw of victory, I'm afraid. You must be patient. If you work patiently, and work slowly, you will have less mistakes, and more time to fix the ones you have done." He walked onwards to the files system computer, located in the east wing of his frivolous mansion.

"So palpatine I have an idea. We 3 dress up like guards and guard you. Stormtroopers would be fitting. We can stay with you constantly." said Maul.

"Can you demote yourself to pretend to be such low lackeyed troops? Do you have no pride?" Palpatine asked, deleting the files.

"Yes to ensure destruction of the Jedi." said maul.

"You know much of ambition, Lord Maul. I commend you. Very well. If that is your wish, then you shalt be a lowly troop, but a Sith Lord in disguise."

"To help you Lord yes."said Maul