NationStates Jolt Archive

Much like a 50-cent whore, the Global Jihad movement has dropped to it's knees. We have taken Algeristan, and are rebuilding as we speak.

Yes they have, and yes we are.

Finally, someone who knows how to keep thier head when dealing with International Relations.

Decadence Jones, Minister of Indecent proposals.

Much like a 50-cent whore, the Global Jihad movement has dropped to it's knees. We have taken Algeristan, and are rebuilding as we speak.

OOC: He's going to target you next for that cheap-shot. :p

This is getting old. Leafanistan, Hal, and this [McKagan] nation itself have all had victory parades against the 'ragheaded animals." The Imperium (ooc: i'm almost there and i want to get use to calling it that) has set up 3 Provinces because of Global Jihads expansion. While the vast ammount of citizens who are protected under SATA are benefiting hugely from the resources we are... gathering... from the nations; we must ask, why hasn't a pornography industry been allowed in any of these nations?

--Secretary of Paris Hilton, only Secretary in Florida City (yes, that's my capital, btw)

This is getting old. Leafanistan, Hal, and this [McKagan] nation itself have all had victory parades against the 'ragheaded animals." The Imperium (ooc: i'm almost there and i want to get use to calling it that) has set up 3 Provinces because of Global Jihads expansion. While the vast ammount of citizens who are protected under SATA are benefiting hugely from the resources we are... gathering... from the nations; we must ask, why hasn't a pornography industry been allowed in any of these nations?

--Secretary of Paris Hilton, only Secretary in Florida City (yes, that's my capital, btw)

OOC: Because we haven't gotten around to properly Westernizing them. :p

Said OOCly so Global Jihad doesn't come back and say, "AHA! You ARE trying to corrupt the pure Muslims of these countries! *waves proof in air*"

OOC: Did you read what happened between me and The Velkyan Union that one night? (that sounds bad but stick with me)

I said my troops were bringing in tactical nukes incase of an invasion (to use against big ships,) he said OOCly that any nukes against his forces would result in a porportional response against my nation. Then some way he said that a nuke his way would result in him dropping a Paris Hilton clone into my nation.

My response was a 1 kiloton nuclear weapon aimed at a desert in his nation with a radio transmission of coordinates.

So now I have a Paris Hilton clone commanding my orbital railgun system on one of my Defiant-class platforms (NO TREK RELATION), a Britney Spears clone is off as the only female officer aboard one of my intelligence subs, too. :p

So, you are having parades, hmm? I had no parades. My country is still recovering from the shock of the possibility of nukes on our own soil. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! You could have been nuked. That $1.5 trillion defense budget did help you. But if YOU had been in Basra, you would be singing a different tune!

PS: Joe says that reconstruction efforts are moving along nicely. Be glad.

OOC: No hard feelings. Just thinking out loud.

Oh, btw, you never made a comment about your minisub, Mckagan.

To: Dude who Crys about Nukes
From: Random Marine with Email

We've had the possibility of having nukes on our own soil since we first invaded Saharistan. We're use to it. We just like shooting bad guys now. If someone bombs us, we'll bomb them right back and then land a few hundred thousand Marines in and around their capital.

Signed,
Bob

RINN News Report

Today it was learned that what was the final nuclear device active in Algeristan, or waters thereof, was disabled by the crew of a minisub based on RMV Axl Rose. HOW the unit was disabled is anyones guess, but since since there was no explosions it's anyones guess.

In other news, a Domestic Terrorist from the group "Peace for Onions!" blew up a potato farm yesterday. The police responded by conducting several raids, but they could not stop the body of one of the terrorists being tied to the rear of a domestic issue APC and driven around Montana City.

Speaking of Montana City, several farmers have reported hearing loud noises and seeing lights over a 175 meter patch in the night sky. Reports come from farmers living in the Hayside Valley, which is where the famed Area Omega is supposidly located.

The farmer found his largest, most prized cow, Betsy Lou, full of M4 Aummution the next morning.

And finally, several people living throughout the deserts in our nation have reported finding large barrels leaking green goo...

*transmission goes the Imperial McKagan Air Force logo, then blank*


(OOC: so there you have it. What happened to the final nuke, a side story, and what happened to some of the bioshit from Algeristan. Not to mention the siting of an IMAF Starship in the nightsky.... yep, I love my nation.)

(OOC: I'm proud to have participated in the Algeristan thread with you guys, it was great fun. Let's do it again next year :D

So, the Global Jihad is really dead? That quickly?

I was about to "Declare War" on them.)

The Lone Alliance is very pleased about this turn of events. Good job.

To: Dude who Crys about Nukes
From: Random Marine with Email

We've had the possibility of having nukes on our own soil since we first invaded Saharistan. We're use to it. We just like shooting bad guys now. If someone bombs us, we'll bomb them right back and then land a few hundred thousand Marines in and around their capital.

Signed,
Bob

RINN News Report

Today it was learned that what was the final nuclear device active in Algeristan, or waters thereof, was disabled by the crew of a minisub based on RMV Axl Rose. HOW the unit was disabled is anyones guess, but since since there was no explosions it's anyones guess.

In other news, a Domestic Terrorist from the group "Peace for Onions!" blew up a potato farm yesterday. The police responded by conducting several raids, but they could not stop the body of one of the terrorists being tied to the rear of a domestic issue APC and driven around Montana City.

Speaking of Montana City, several farmers have reported hearing loud noises and seeing lights over a 175 meter patch in the night sky. Reports come from farmers living in the Hayside Valley, which is where the famed Area Omega is supposidly located.

The farmer found his largest, most prized cow, Betsy Lou, full of M4 Aummution the next morning.

And finally, several people living throughout the deserts in our nation have reported finding large barrels leaking green goo...

*transmission goes the Imperial McKagan Air Force logo, then blank*


(OOC: so there you have it. What happened to the final nuke, a side story, and what happened to some of the bioshit from Algeristan. Not to mention the siting of an IMAF Starship in the nightsky.... yep, I love my nation.)

TO: Random Marine with Email
FROM: Dude who Cries about Nukes

Well, we can ill afford any nuclear weapons explosions. We are starting a nuclear program with uranium mined from parts of our forest. We will be defenseless no longer!

Signed,
Mo

Also, thank you for putting the minisub comment.

OOC:I like the potato farm. And the cow thing was pretty good too....

I thought they already died like foreverago.