Walmarts
12-08-2005, 05:35
We are building new non-nuclear Submarines that use new technology to make their engines very silent and virtually undetectable (the engines sound like whales and other large ocean Animals....enemies will not be able to tell the difference) and we are also building new bombers and other stealth fighters. So we are selling our some of our stock of Millitary vehicals/weapons for cheap! Here is our Stock:
10 Nuclear Powered Submarines. Each submarine fully capable of carrying 18 Nuclear Ballistic Missiles.
All subs are powered by Nuclear Power Generators and the subs engines are Nuclear Powered.
All submarines Oxygen Supplies are enough to keep each submarine under water for 3 weeks without going to the surface to refuel for more Oxygen.
All 10 subs use some of the best technology out there including Smart Torpedos. These torpedos will lock on to a target of your choosing and will not hit any other target other than what you choose.....wich makes it difficult for countermeasures.
And, like I said, each Sub comes dirt cheap.
COST: $60,000,000 U.S. Dollars EACH!!!!! get one or more now before they are all gone *limit 2 per customer*
Super Stealth Bombers! IN STOCK!
We have 50 Super Stealth Bombers in stock.
Each Bomber is capable of going deep into enemy territory without being detected!
Each Bomber is capable of delivering 1 Nuclear Missile to a target.
The Bombers themselves are actually suicide machines. Each Bomber is run on nuclear power. If the Bomber is shot down, it will crash causing a Nuclear Explosion wherever it crashes. Enemies will think twice about shooting it down over cavillions or Millitary Bases.
The Bomber can also be used for Suicide Attacks. After they deliver the Nuclear Missile, they can do a Suicide Attack on another target by crashing into the target and causing a Nuclear Explosion.
COST: $40,000,000 U.S. Dollar. *Limit 5 per customer*
Anti-Nuclear Missile Missiles. IN STOCK!
Are you worried about a Nuclear Missile Strike? Well come here!
These Anti-Nuclear Missile Missiles can launch when a Nuclear Missile is detected over your territory. The Launch is done automaticlly by Smart Computers that know what to look for when tracking Nuclear Missiles.
We have tested these Smart Missiles and they can get to a Nuclear Missile and shoot it down 40% of the time!!!!!!!!!!!
Each missile coordinates automaticlly with Sattelites to seek out launched Nuclear Missles and to hunt them down and destroy them.
The Missles are either under your control OR you can put them under the control of Smart Computers that can tell the difference between airplanes and Missiles.
You can only buy these Missiles in box sets of 50...and each box set comes with the computers to run them....all you need is a Sattelite in space to link them up and your good to go.
We have 500 box sets in Stock!
Each box set costs only $1,000,000 (remember, you get all of the computers to run them too!) *limited 50 Box Sets per customer*
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!
Unstable Nuclear Missiles!
we have 20 Unstable Nuclear Missles in stock!
We do not garuntee that you will be 100% safe if you buy 1 or 2. These Missiles are very unstable!!!!!
Experts told us to send them to space to be blown up. But we decided to put them up for sale before sending them to space.
Because they are unstable and could blow up at any time, we are offering them DIRT CHEAP!
Only $100,000 for one Nuclear Missle!!!!!! No Limits! 20 in stock!!
*we are not responsible for any accidents or explosions that these missiles cause. BUY AT YOUR OWN RISK! NO REFUNDS!!!!!! and if you buy these, you cannot sue or start a war with us if these explode....WE HAVE WARNED YOU BEFORE YOU BUY THAT THESE ARE UNSTABLE!!!! However, if there is any loss of life if these explode, we will give your president a years free supply of Sunblock 5000! Protect your skin with Walmarts Sunblock 5000!*
All sales are final.
Come and get some before they are gone!
10 Nuclear Powered Submarines. Each submarine fully capable of carrying 18 Nuclear Ballistic Missiles.
All subs are powered by Nuclear Power Generators and the subs engines are Nuclear Powered.
All submarines Oxygen Supplies are enough to keep each submarine under water for 3 weeks without going to the surface to refuel for more Oxygen.
All 10 subs use some of the best technology out there including Smart Torpedos. These torpedos will lock on to a target of your choosing and will not hit any other target other than what you choose.....wich makes it difficult for countermeasures.
And, like I said, each Sub comes dirt cheap.
COST: $60,000,000 U.S. Dollars EACH!!!!! get one or more now before they are all gone *limit 2 per customer*
Super Stealth Bombers! IN STOCK!
We have 50 Super Stealth Bombers in stock.
Each Bomber is capable of going deep into enemy territory without being detected!
Each Bomber is capable of delivering 1 Nuclear Missile to a target.
The Bombers themselves are actually suicide machines. Each Bomber is run on nuclear power. If the Bomber is shot down, it will crash causing a Nuclear Explosion wherever it crashes. Enemies will think twice about shooting it down over cavillions or Millitary Bases.
The Bomber can also be used for Suicide Attacks. After they deliver the Nuclear Missile, they can do a Suicide Attack on another target by crashing into the target and causing a Nuclear Explosion.
COST: $40,000,000 U.S. Dollar. *Limit 5 per customer*
Anti-Nuclear Missile Missiles. IN STOCK!
Are you worried about a Nuclear Missile Strike? Well come here!
These Anti-Nuclear Missile Missiles can launch when a Nuclear Missile is detected over your territory. The Launch is done automaticlly by Smart Computers that know what to look for when tracking Nuclear Missiles.
We have tested these Smart Missiles and they can get to a Nuclear Missile and shoot it down 40% of the time!!!!!!!!!!!
Each missile coordinates automaticlly with Sattelites to seek out launched Nuclear Missles and to hunt them down and destroy them.
The Missles are either under your control OR you can put them under the control of Smart Computers that can tell the difference between airplanes and Missiles.
You can only buy these Missiles in box sets of 50...and each box set comes with the computers to run them....all you need is a Sattelite in space to link them up and your good to go.
We have 500 box sets in Stock!
Each box set costs only $1,000,000 (remember, you get all of the computers to run them too!) *limited 50 Box Sets per customer*
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!
Unstable Nuclear Missiles!
we have 20 Unstable Nuclear Missles in stock!
We do not garuntee that you will be 100% safe if you buy 1 or 2. These Missiles are very unstable!!!!!
Experts told us to send them to space to be blown up. But we decided to put them up for sale before sending them to space.
Because they are unstable and could blow up at any time, we are offering them DIRT CHEAP!
Only $100,000 for one Nuclear Missle!!!!!! No Limits! 20 in stock!!
*we are not responsible for any accidents or explosions that these missiles cause. BUY AT YOUR OWN RISK! NO REFUNDS!!!!!! and if you buy these, you cannot sue or start a war with us if these explode....WE HAVE WARNED YOU BEFORE YOU BUY THAT THESE ARE UNSTABLE!!!! However, if there is any loss of life if these explode, we will give your president a years free supply of Sunblock 5000! Protect your skin with Walmarts Sunblock 5000!*
All sales are final.
Come and get some before they are gone!