NationStates Jolt Archive


Plans to invade HP leaked

Rotovia-
11-08-2005, 09:21
"This morning a number of Top Secret Documents dated between 20-5years old were accidently released to the public by staff of the controversial Second General of the Army.
The Rotovian Intelligence Organization is investigating. Amoung the documents is a plan to invade Holy Palooney which appears to have been abandoned due to high casualty estimates as early as 4 years ago"

Rotovian National News

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Holy panooly
11-08-2005, 09:41
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Why aren't we surprised? | Statement

"How expectable from the unstable and illegal government of Rotovia to 'accidently' release a set of dummy plans to invade us. Haven't you learned from the mistakes made by all the fools who thought they had the nerve and knowledge to invade Holy Panooly? We know for a fact these plans are nothing but scams, to fill the minds of others with false hope. There have never been plans like these, all of them are fake. Any military headquarters must know their plan is the most absurd ever thought out. Nobody could make their way through our nation the way presented on the leaked documents.

I rest my case."
Tannenmille
11-08-2005, 09:45
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404'd.
Rotovia-
11-08-2005, 09:53
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Why aren't we surprised? | Statement

"How expectable from the unstable and illegal government of Rotovia to 'accidently' release a set of dummy plans to invade us. Haven't you learned from the mistakes made by all the fools who thought they had the nerve and knowledge to invade Holy Panooly? We know for a fact these plans are nothing but scams, to fill the minds of others with false hope. There have never been plans like these, all of them are fake. Any military headquarters must know their plan is the most absurd ever thought out. Nobody could make their way through our nation the way presented on the leaked documents.

I rest my case."
"The Ministry confirms in part the opinion of Holy Palooney that these documents are obvious fakes.

The Rotovoian Government has no current or past intentions to invade Holy Palooney and intends to prosecute those responable to the fullest extent of law."

Senator Ivono Cuvalo
Minister for National Defence
Minister for Internal Security