X-9 project declassified
Sepratist States
11-08-2005, 03:32
After many months of studying ancient lost technology the x-9 super wapon is online and ready to attack at a moments notice. The x-9 was built to replace Stonehenge as the supreme super weapon. This weapon uses a shell that destroys all matter and energy it touches. This weapon can destroy entire countries in a single shot.
Specs
Trmatium plated Trimanium armor
Nearly indestructable energy sheilds
Moleculer De-Generation Shell
Range of over 9 Billion miles
Kjata Major
11-08-2005, 03:40
After many months of studying ancient lost technology the x-9 super wapon is online and ready to attack at a moments notice. The x-9 was built to replace Stonehenge as the supreme super weapon. This weapon uses a shell that destroys all matter and energy it touches. This weapon can destroy entire countries in a single shot.
Specs
Trmatium plated Trimanium armor
Nearly indestructable energy sheilds
Moleculer De-Generation Shell
Range of over 9 Billion miles
Can you please read the stickies BEFORE posting this garbage?
Here I'll even give you the link!
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=414035
Leafanistan
11-08-2005, 03:54
After many months of studying ancient lost technology the x-9 super wapon is online and ready to attack at a moments notice. The x-9 was built to replace Stonehenge as the supreme super weapon. This weapon uses a shell that destroys all matter and energy it touches. This weapon can destroy entire countries in a single shot.
Specs
Trmatium plated Trimanium armor
Nearly indestructable energy sheilds
Moleculer De-Generation Shell
Range of over 9 Billion miles
OOC: The fuck, is this MT, PMT or FT? And I sincerly doubt your nation, so young, could build something like that. Godmode if I ever heard one. THe stickies at the top of International Incidents are ther efor a reason.
Kjata Major
11-08-2005, 03:56
OOC: The fuck, is this MT, PMT or FT? And I sincerly doubt your nation, so young, could build something like that. Godmode if I ever heard one. THe stickies at the top of International Incidents are ther efor a reason.
With a range of 9 billion miles and it destroys EVERYTHING it touches and 'This weapon can destroy entire countries in a single shot.' It is more then a Godmod. This is the 'I PWN J00 ALL!!11!!!11' Godmod. This stuff is so dumb it should be locked already!
Aysheaia
11-08-2005, 05:21
Bring on C'thulhu! :D
Flightopia
11-08-2005, 05:39
Bring it one, byotch, cau5s a will t00taly 0wn U with my mity misles off d00m!!!!!1 :gundge: :gundge: :gundge: :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: :fluffle: :fluffle: :sniper: PWN3D U!!!!!! HA HA HA GODMOD GODMODGODMODGODMODGODMODGODMODGODMODGODMODGODMOD WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Flightopia
11-08-2005, 05:40
If you were stumped, it WAS a joke.
Flightopia
11-08-2005, 05:42
Oh BTW, the earth is NOT 9 billion miles arround, hell i don't think Mars and the moon is that far away or are they, oh well.
Serapindal
11-08-2005, 05:52
The difference between the Sun and the Earth is about 9 million miles...
The difference between the Sun and the Earth is about 9 million miles...
(OOC: Yeah, but the person had billion, not million. And the figure is on average, (With the elliptical orbit and all.) about 93.2 million miles, or one AU. Not 9 million, thankfully, or else, our planet would be a molten waste land.)
Tannenmille
11-08-2005, 08:44
9 billion miles = 97 AU, or 13 lighthours.
Hyperspatial Travel
11-08-2005, 09:28
After many, ah, what the hell, I'm a n00b, its instant! lololo. MEX HAVE TEKNOLGZY!11!!1 the x-9 super godmod is a piece of imaginary shit and I am a retard, and ready to techwank and godmod at the same time. The x-9 was built to replace a bunch of fucking rocks. w00t. Sweet jesus, I am stupid. As if a bunch of f**KING rocks could stand up to tanks. as the noob nooblet techwankgodmod. This weapon uses a turd that destroys all matter and energy it touches, due to the extreme stinkiness of this turb. This weapon can destroy entire toilets in a single crap.
Specs
5000 tons of stinky animal turd
Nearly indestructable dried turd
Moleculer turd generator
Range of over 9 centimetres, just into the toilet bowl
Fixed.
Vorlon Prime
11-08-2005, 10:52
OOC: Something that never fails to fascinate is the way some players in International Incidents in particular, hold the II stickied threads up as some kind of gospel. They are neither the font of all wisdom, nor are they acutal rules.
This nation for example, is blatant and horrendous 'godmoddery.' It has around 20,000 starships of various sizes, ranging from one 'small' transport, around a hundred meters from bow to stern, for every member of its roleplayed population of around 18,000, every last one of whom are collossaly powerful telepaths capable of interfering with the minds of others from hundreds of lightyears away, and traditionally wear armoured suits containing personal force fields capable of deflecting entire squads worth of energy weapons.
Oh yes. It also has several seperate planets and operates a policy of killing anyone who goes near them. Needless to say, this is all very much god-moding, and yet, I have, thus far, found no one particularly objecting. The stickied threads are not gospel, and they are not The Truth, they are guides to appropriate freeform roleplay. But in freeform roleplay, one may defy such guides as you wish.
And for the record, this thread does indeed seem to be a parody, or alternatively, a permutation of the venerable ignore cannon that was once highly popular on NS, back in th' day.
I sincerely hope this is a joke
[Pffft. The ignore cannon never lost popularity.
Have a fishy stick.]
http://til.gamingsource.net/dogate/til_fishystick.jpg