The Warmaster
11-08-2005, 00:20
Welcome to the Imperial storefront! All the following products are high-quality, affordable solutions to your military needs. After all, if you can’t build an army, buy one! Inside are handheld arms, armored vehicles, aircraft, clever packages, and miscellaneous items. Some of these items are modified by Imperial mechanics to suit our needs, and it may be the modified version we are selling.
Terms: If you buy here, you swear not to use any of these weapons against the Empire. Allies get a 10% discount. Orders over 100 billion USD also get 10% off. DO YOUR OWN MATH. I will add a fee to your order if you don’t do your own math. Recommendations welcome. Amen.
FIREARMS
Colt M16A4
This is the fourth generation of the classic M16 rifle. It can be modified with an M203 grenade launcher under the barrel as a secondary weapon.
Caliber: 5.56mm
Magazine: 30 rounds
Rate of fire: 800 rpm
Cost: 900 USD
Options: for 300 extra USD, we can install the M203 grenade launcher.
Heckler&Koch G36
This is a powerful assault rifle favored by some divisions of the Imperial Legions, despite being slower than the M16. It can be equipped with an HK AG36 40mm grenade launcher.
Caliber: 5.56mm
Magazine: 30 rounds
Rate of fire: 750 rpm
Cost: 1,000
Options: given an extra 200 USD we can install the AG36 40mm grenade launcher.
SG-655
This high-powered assault rifle is a favorite of the Imperial Immortals, the elite soldiers of the Empire, due to its quick rate of fire and bigger magazine. They always equip it with the optional 40mm grenade launcher. It is a variant on the SG-552, with a bigger clip and more reliability.
Caliber: 5.56mm
Magazine: 60 rounds
Rate of fire: 850 rpm
Cost: 1,200 USD
Options: for 250 extra USD, we can add the 40mm grenade launcher
HSR Mk. 1
Invented by Hussariot, this rifle is ideal for covert missions, and should be given to Special Forces units. With a little training, a few of these can be deadly as hell. Comes with bipod and 2 Lightweight zoom-adjustable scopes: Normal and Thermal/NV. (Zoom adjustable from 6x to 14x)
Cartridge: .338 Lapua
Dimensions:
Length: 1100mm
Weight: 30kg
Barrel: 700mm
Magazine Capacity: 8 Rounds
Effective Range: Approx 1650 metres.
Price: 2,500 USD
M134 Minigun
The M134 Minigun is a six-barrelled anti-infantry weapon used on helicopters and other vehicles by the Imperial Legions, with a very high rate of fire. Comes with bipod.
Caliber: 7.62mm
Barrels: 6
Length: 800mm
Rate of fire: 6000 rpm
Price: 11,500 USD
M235-C "Whirlwind" Custom Minigun
This custom weapon is one of the most advanced guns in the world and also one of the fastest-firing. Computer controlled electronic firing allows it much greater speed than a traditional hammer detonator gun. Comes with bipod.
Caliber: 7.62mm
Barrels: 17
Length: 1 m
Rate of fire: 890,000 rpm
Price: 105,000 USD
Colossus MAC Advanced Howitzer
This powerful weapon was invented during the Parian rebellion. It uses magnetism to accelerate a high-explosive shell to incredible speeds and has a very long range. However, it consumes huge amounts of power, so it would be wise to have a very powerful field generator powering a battery of these things.
Shell speed: Mach 7.2
Barrel size: 20 inches
Range: 120 km
Barrel length: 56 feet
Shell characteristics: Very high yield explosives, made of tungsten carbide and steel.
Price: 35 million USD
Options: You can buy 1000 Colossus shells for an extra 5 million. Choose from High Explosive, Poison Gas, Biological Agent, or Shrapnel. Also, for an extra 2 million, we can provide a field power plant to supply enough energy for 14 howitzers.
VEHICLES
T-62 Tank
Old and cheap, but still packs some punch, despite the fact that it’s most useful in numbers. Easily modifiable to present a tank that is aged but tough.
Crew: 4
Engine: 620 HP diesel engine
On road speed: 45 kph
Off road speed: N/A
Special: 2 vehicle exhaust smoke systems, 4 smoke grenade mortars
Gun: 115mm gun, smoothbore
Rate of Fire: 3-5 rounds per minute
Secondary Weapon: 7.62 mm Coaxial Auxiliary Weapon
Cost: 900,000 USD
Options: We can upgrade the tank for an extra 500,00 USD, adding 60 mm of armor to total 290 mm of armor, another 7.62 mm gun, and still holding the speed steady with the extra weight.
M1A2 Abrams
A classic, powerful MBT, the Abrams was used to devastating effect in the first Gulf War, destroying more than 2000 Iraqi tanks while not losing a single tank. The Imperial Armored Divisions tend to tinker with their engines a bit, modifying the output.
Crew: 4
Engine: 1500-HP Textron Lycoming AGT gas turbine
On road speed: 42 mph
Off road speed: 30 mph
Special: 2 smoke grenade launchers
Gun: 120mm, smoothbore
Secondary Weapon: a .50 cal machine gun, and two 7.62mm machine guns, one operated by the loader, another coaxial to the gun.
Cost: 3 million USD
T-120 Ravager
The product of Kreegan War Systems, one of the Imperium’s chief suppliers of military items, the Ravager is a heavy tank with the capacity to carry 8 men in a rear armored trailer. It features a powerful, electronically fired gun, thick armor, and a powerful engine.
Crew: 4
Capacity: 8 soldiers (optional)
Engine: SACMV8X-1500 hyperbar diesel engine
On road speed: 60 kph
Off road speed: 50 kph
Special: 2 smoke grenade mortars
Gun: 120mm gun, smoothbore
Rate of Fire: 12 rounds per minute
Secondary Weapon: 12.7 mm AA gun
Cost: 2.3 million USD
Options: Crossing minefields? No problem! For another 200,000 USD, we can outfit each Ravager with a detonation transmitter, creating phantom signals that will set off mines. Also, for an extra 1 million, we will attach the armored compartment with the capacity to hold 8 soldiers.
BTR-80 APC
An amphibious light APC meant for more carrying capacity. It is intended to carry soldiers onto the battlefield and provide them with supporting fire. This unit can also be used for evacuation, patrol, recon...the list goes on. Like the Abrams, the Armored Division Mechanics have modified the vehicle, preferring to equip it with a 30mm autocannon and two 4-missile Kornet missile launchers.
Crew: 3
Capacity: 7 soldiers
Length: 7.65 meters
Width: 2.9 meters
On road speed: 80 kph
Water speed: 8 kph
Armament: 1 30mm Avenger autocannon, 8 Kornet missiles
Cost: 500,000 USD
APC-82 Torturer
The Torturer, named for the Imperial god of pain and punishment, is a light APC based on a similar design to the M2A2 Bradley. Tough and reliable, although lightly armed.
Crew: 2
Capacity: 8 soldiers
Armament: 1 30mm autocannon, two BGM-71 missile launchers
On-road speed: 54 kph
Off-road speed: 40 kph
Water speed: 6.8 kph
Length: 7.08 m
Width: 3.75 m
Range: 670 km
Price: 1.4 million USD
Bradley M2A2
This troop carrier is armed and armored for action. Like all Bradleys, it is amphibious.
Crew: 3
Capacity: 6 soldiers
Length: 6.55 m
Width: 3.61 m
On road speed: 66 kph
Water speed: 7.2 kph
Armament: 25mm chain gun, with M240C machine gun mounted coaxially, and two TOW BGM-71 missile launchers
Cost: 3 million USD
Wasp Light All-Terrain Buggy
A light scout vehicle developed by the Imperial Legions after discovering that they had no such vehicle in their arsenal. The new model received limited use in the Parian rebellion, but due to the trench-oriented nature of the war, was quickly abandoned.
Crew: 2
Characteristics:
Open-topped
Lightweight aluminum frame
Armament: 3 .50 cal mounted machine guns
Cost: 400,000 USD
Options: For free we can replace the machine guns with a battery of 12 40mm rockets, an extra pair of seats, or flat cargo space for transport. A combination of buggys featuring these things can make for a squad that can transport medical supplies, ammunition, rations, and many more things, yet still pack some firepower.
Cargo Truck
This things are the standard transport workhouse of any ground-based force. Nothing else to say, really. Pretty straightforward.
Capacity: 5 tons
Towing Capacity: 10.5 tons
A CTI, or Central Tire Inflation system is used to increase or
decrease tire pressure to improve mobility on rough terrain
Cost: 60,000 USD
Dirty Trickmobile
This thing is a mobile killer center disguised as the aforementioned cargo truck. Widely equippable with a variety of devastating goodies. Get it near some enemies and choose between nuking them with their own weapons, gunning them down, blowing them up, giving them lethal radiation poisoning, firing missiles at them or hitting them with a devastating shell. Heh heh heh.
Armament: 1 Revenge Satellite Bomb command center OR 2 M134 miniguns (the fastest in the world) OR 1 mobile Sledgehammer Tactical Nuclear Weapon OR 1 ‘dirty bomb’ OR 4 Harpoon AP missiles OR 1 miniature Colossus MAC howitzer
Cost: 1.5 billion USD for the command center, 30 million for the miniguns, 3.5 billion for the Sledgehammer, 400 million for the dirty bomb, 45 million for the Harpoon, and 2 billion for the MAC.
Options: Not dastardly enough for you? Enemies destroying your vehicle before it can detonate? Say no more! We will paint the Red Cross emblem on your trucks for an extra 100,000 USD.
Diplomatic Security Vehicle
I’ll be honest, this is pretty much a regular pickup. WITH one huge difference any idiot would notice: the M134 minigun mounted on the back, controlled by the passenger, and some other necessary things like bulletproof siding and glass.
Armament: 1 M134 minigun OR dual 12.7mm AA guns (this last makes it more useful as a light battlefield escort vehicle)
Characteristics:
Tinted windows
Bulletproof glass
Bulletproof siding
Cost: 200,000 USD
AIR UNITS
MD-500 Light Helicopter
Small, light, and fast. Although armed, it’s foolish to expect them to fight well. First and foremost a scout helicopter.
Crew: 2
Maximum Speed: 140 mph
Maximum Altitude: 7300 feet
Armament: 1 7.62mm machine gun mounted on the nose, 2 rocket pods each carrying 2 AGM-65A missiles
Cost: 750,000 USD
UH-73 Sparrow Medevac Helicopter
This chopper is used by the Imperial Air Force in the wake of a battle to rescue the wounded, or in the midst of combat for the same purpose. Unarmed, but speedy.
Crew: 3
Maximum Speed: 150 mph
Maximum Altitude: 2100 ft
Armament: None
Capacity: 6 stretchers
Range: 520 km (1100 with external fuel supply)
Price: 600,000 USD
MI-24M Hind
Unusual helicopter that requires experienced pilots to fly with any great skill. Pretty similar to the famous AH-64 Apache helicopter. The Imperial Air Force modified its Hinds for heavier firepower. Useful in that it can clear an LZ, drop its troops, and provide support.
Crew: 2
Transport: 8 soldiers
Maximum Speed: 335 kph
Maximum Altitude: 4500 m
Armament: 3 30mm Avenger cannons, one mounted on nose, one on each wing, 4 medium-range heat-seeking missiles, and 12 ATGMs
Cost: 2 million USD
AH-64D Longbow Apache
This well-known attack helicopter is a common sight in the air forces of many nations, and the Empire is no exception. Imperial mechanics modify all their Apaches’ engines and weaponry.
Crew: 2
Maximum Speed: 280 kph
Maximum Altitude: 4400 m
Maximum Rate of Climb: 942 meters per minute
Armament: 1 30mm cannon, 8 AGM-65 Mavericks, 2 AIM-9 Sidewinders
Cost: 22 million USD
MiG-21
A classic fighter plane, this aircraft is one of the most well-known/copied fighters in the air. Easy to fly, but lacks advanced computer systems as a result. In general, pilots for this plane are easily replacable.
Crew: 1
Maximum Speed: 1300 mph
Maximum Altitude: 57000 feet
Armament: 1 30mm Gsh-301 cannon, 16 57mm rockets
Cost: 1.9 million USD
Options: For an extra 100,00 USD, we can outfit the MiG with 10 chaff capsules for ECM purposes.
MiG-25 Foxbat
A speedy interceptor, this is very useful in defense, when your skies are filled with missiles and enemy planes. The Foxbat is a great way to deal with that situation.
Crew: 1
Maximum speed: Mach 3.4 (extended flight destroys engine)
Maximum Altitude: 90,000 feet
Armament: four wing pylons each holding 4 AAMs
Cost: 2.7 million USD
Options: For 100,000 USD we can outfit each Foxbat with 4 R-27R1 medium-range AAMs.
MiG-29 Fulcrum Modified
The Imperial Air Force makes regular use of the Fulcrum, and decided to modify its engine, changing its maximum altitude and speed, and added a cannon. When first demonstrated in 1988, it dropped jaws with its maneuverability, and is a powerful fighter.
Crew: 1
Maximum Speed: Mach 3.5 (extended flight destroys engine)
Maximum Altitude: 90,000 feet
Armament: 2 30mm Gsh-301 cannons, 2 80mm rocket pods containing 16 missiles, and 4 R-73E short-range infrared AAM
Countermeasures: Normally, active radar reveals one’s position to the enemy. The Fulcrum, thanks to its IRST system, does not. IRST stands for Infrared Search and Track
Cost: 3 million USD
A-10 Thunderbolt “Warthog”
This, my friends, is the core of the Imperial Air Force, a hard-hitting fighter-bomber devastating on any battlefield. Yes, they are expensive, but certainly worth their price in any engagement. Imperial mechanics typically remove some of the cluster bombs and replace them with AIM-9 missile pods.
Crew: 1
Maximum Speed: 420 mph
Maximum Altitude: 45, 000 feet
Armament: 30mm Avenger cannon, 2 BLU-27/b Rockeye II cluster bombs, 500 lbs ‘general purpose’ bombs, 4 AGM-65A Maverick missiles, 2 AIM-9 rocket pods, each carrying 8 missiles
Countermeasures: 2 ECM pods mounted under each wing
Cost: 8.2 million USD
PACKAGES
Guerrilla’s Delight War Package
Enemy conqueror getting you down? There is an answer in the form of this package. Enclosed is all you need to equip an army of stubborn, hardened insurgents! Enjoy. (Products best used when users are in groups of six)
Equips 24,000 men
24,000 AK-74 7.62mm rifles
120,000 extra AK-74 clips
48,000 uniforms (one military, one plainclothes)
4,000 RPG-16s
24,000 walkie-talkies, able to communicate over a mile
4,000 secure portable phones
480,000 MREs (Meals Ready to Eat), affordable nutrition for the hungry warrior when on duty
6,000 SA-7 portable SAMs
4 ECM RADAR-scramblers ideal for a campaign of attacks rather than day-to-day raids
40,000 forged bonds, each ‘worth’ 10,000 USD; ideal for the purchase of further supplies, bribes, recruitment...anything.
12,000 military-surplus canvas permanent tents, each sleeps two
24,000 body bags
12 Imperial cargo trucks
60 prefabricated apartments for the use of chief minions
Cost: 155 million USD
Embassy Package
So, you’ve just negotiated an embassy exchange. Good for you. But you haven’t built it yet, now have you? Get it done, up and running in no time with the Imperial Embassy Package. Includes supplies for all necessary staff. Also, this package makes use of prefabricated parts that look more opulent than Versailles. So just mix and match, then fill it up!
750 prefabricated structural components
Luxury furniture for ambassadorial office
Interrogation equipment for basement
Kitchen appliances and utensils
Gun racks for armory
“Hidden Switch” Bookshelf for secret exit
Office desks and chairs for aides and other workers
Cleaning supplies
400 tuxedos
400 evening dresses
Fine silver and china for state dinners
2 custom limousines
1 unarmed transport helicopter
4 Wasp Buggys
40 military uniforms
40 dress uniforms
40 G36 assault rifles
400 extra clips
Cost: 80 million USD
Instant Checkpoint
So, your nation is the pride of its region, a pinnacle of learning, culture...and military power. Yet your sprawling borders prove impossible to secure. That’s what the Imperial Instant Checkpoint was designed for! Not that specifically, but to secure untamed borders. Comes with 4 T-90 tanks for intimidating security.
4 heavy bunkers
4 miles of barbed wire OR 3 miles of electric fencing
36 watchtowers equipped with searchlight
2 powered gates
6 Perimeter Dragon tripod-mounted automatic drone guns
8 cargo trucks
4 T-90 MBTs
2 prefabricated barracks
1 prefabricated HQ building
72 M16A4 assault rifles
288 extra clips
9 SA-7 rockets
64 concrete roadblocks
500 caltrops
Cost: 18 million USD
Instant Field Base
You’ve gotten a foothold on enemy soil, but what now? Now is the time to hold your territory as reinforcements arrive. Do you want to sit in a clearing or a canyon for shelter? No! Instead, use the Instant Field Base to provide everything a commander could need. Expensive though.
1000 prefabricated huts
3 prefabricated command buildings
100 miles of barbed wire
100 miles of electric fence
20 miles of tripwires
400 motion detectors, linked to alarms
1 prefabricated power station
2 ammunition dumps
3 fuel dumps
60 various storage hangars
1 communications tower
100 MG emplacements, reinforced with concrete
16 heavy bunkers
1 prefabricated hospital with heliport
4 square miles of camouflage netting
3 helipads
1 large repair/resupply depot
1000 120mm shells
1000 115mm shells
2,000,000 5.56mm bullets
5,000 RPG-16 launchers
20,000 rocket-propelled grenades
100,000 frag grenades
25,000 G36
25,000 SG-655
50,000 standard uniforms
200 cargo trucks
Cost: 2.3 billion USD. Considering that this is a self-contained striking position that is relatively quick to assemble, this is a great deal.
WMDs
These are expensive, given that they are extremely dangerous. On the other hand, they are very effective deterrents. Keep close watch over them, and always keep your hand close to that launch button!...But not too close.
-Nations under 50 million can't participate
-Nations deemed dangerous by any advisor can't participate
-Independent organizations can't participate to prevent terrorists
from gaining access to WMDs
-Massive Corporations that control nations can participate because
they are technically the country
-Small groups can't participate (anti-terrorism)
VX Gas
VX, the most potent chemical agent in the world, is more lethal than pretty much anything else on the planet. A mere 10 mg on the exposed skin of most people is a lethal amount. A raindrop typically weighs around 8 times that amount. Think about that. Imagine the slaughter if you had pounds and pounds of the stuff. Well, we can provide it! However, this thing is expensive like crazy. After all, slaughter has a price.
Cost: For 200 million USD we supply 100 grams of VX, enough to kill 10,000 people. Alternatively, for 2 billion we can build a factory on your nation’s soil to produce VX OR we can provide artillery shells containing VX for 10 million per shell.
Ebola virus
Ebola is one of the most famous modern diseases. It is a type of hemorrhagic fever, and has up to a 90% mortality rate, making it perhaps the most lethal disease in history. The Black Plague, for example, had between a 50 and 75% mortality rate. It kills extremely quickly as diseases go, but any victim will also be too sick to move within hours, preventing effective transmission. Normally it is transmitted by bodily fluids, but it can be weaponized to make the following.
Cost: For 5 billion USD we supply 1 cubic ton of water mixed with the ebola virus.
Shavan BioWar virus
A genetically engineered virus created by the Imperial scientist Commodus Kwaad, the Shavan virus, named for the Imperial god of disease, is just as dangerous as ebola. It was designed to be weaponized, but difficult to manufacture. Its huge advantage over ebola, balancing out a slightly lower mortality rate and slower deaths, is that it is easily genetically modified to target only cells carrying a certain gene, such as the one for blond hair or the one for webbed feet. VERY useful if your enemy is a distinct ethnic group.
Cost: For 6 billion USD we supply one warhead filled with the Shavan virus, that will infect water and air around it in a 48-mile radius.
10-Megaton Ragnarok Tactical Nuclear Missile
The Imperial Strategic Forces Development Sector invented this when the need was expressed for a powerful long-range missile. This nuke could never be fitted into something portable, so it only comes in ICBM form. A good forty times more powerful than the Sledgehammer (below).
Cost: 15 billion USD for the ICBM.
250-Kiloton Sledgehammer Tactical Nuclear Weapon
This device, 20 times more powerful than the bomb that destroyed Hiroshima, is not quite up to the destructive standards of the most modern ICBMs, but still packs a powerful punch if you don’t mind contaminating everything around it for a long, long time.
Cost: 2 billion USD for the missile-mounted version OR 3.5 billion for a mobile version of the device (fits in a cargo truck, see Dirty Trickmobile)
2 Kiloton Hornet Tactical Nuclear Weapon
This device is a lot smaller than the above weapons, but-AHA!-much less dirty. This allows it to be used against, say, an enemy column, a carrier battle group, or one of those damn superdreadnaughts, Very useful, probably more so than the missile above.
Cost: 750 million USD for the missile-mounted version OR 1 billion for a mobile version of the device (portable).
Revenge Satellite Bomb System
The name is misleading; the system itself doesn’t have anything to do with bombs. It’s actually a communications signal/program that hijacks enemy missile satellites, enabling you to turn their own weapons against them. It’s a good thing I’m so evil, or I wouldn’t think of a glorious invention like this.
Cost: 1 billion USD for the permanent transmitter station, but for an extra 500 million we can install a mobile transmitter in the Dirty Trickmobile. (See Dirty Trickmobile)
Hornet Dual Seismic Charge
This machine, a deadly variant of the borer used to dig the Channel Tunnel, is a one-use little devil that drills underground, below foundation and pipe levels, then when it reaches a preprogrammed destination, it detonates a pair of Hornet Tactical Nukes, causing massive earthquakes. Almost impossible to defend against; after all, how do you secure the ground? Just remember that it will take a while for the borer to reach its target.
Cost: 2.3 billion USD for the borer.
MISCELLANEOUS
Ammo Packages
Specify 5 million 5.56mm rounds or 5 million 7.62mm rounds.
Cost: 300,000 USD
Wine Cellar Package
Every premier needs an ample supply of liquor. It is in many ways more important than the average army to a country’s ruler. Just kidding. But still, for conferences and such, nothing is more vital than good drinks. This is where we come in! For a small fee given the price of such a thing, we can install a vast wine cellar under an embassy, palace, etc. filled with racks upon racks of high-class, needlessly expensive liquor.
Cost: 8 million USD
Big Brother Is Watching You...
If you are a dictatorship, it’s very likely those filthy peasants are plotting against you. HAH! Not anymore. For a small fee we can provide an ample supply of camera/microphones. Specify the obvious, security-camera type, or the small unobtrusive kind.
Cost: 2 million for 10,000 security cameras, or 12 million for 10,000 miniaturized recording devices
Terms: If you buy here, you swear not to use any of these weapons against the Empire. Allies get a 10% discount. Orders over 100 billion USD also get 10% off. DO YOUR OWN MATH. I will add a fee to your order if you don’t do your own math. Recommendations welcome. Amen.
FIREARMS
Colt M16A4
This is the fourth generation of the classic M16 rifle. It can be modified with an M203 grenade launcher under the barrel as a secondary weapon.
Caliber: 5.56mm
Magazine: 30 rounds
Rate of fire: 800 rpm
Cost: 900 USD
Options: for 300 extra USD, we can install the M203 grenade launcher.
Heckler&Koch G36
This is a powerful assault rifle favored by some divisions of the Imperial Legions, despite being slower than the M16. It can be equipped with an HK AG36 40mm grenade launcher.
Caliber: 5.56mm
Magazine: 30 rounds
Rate of fire: 750 rpm
Cost: 1,000
Options: given an extra 200 USD we can install the AG36 40mm grenade launcher.
SG-655
This high-powered assault rifle is a favorite of the Imperial Immortals, the elite soldiers of the Empire, due to its quick rate of fire and bigger magazine. They always equip it with the optional 40mm grenade launcher. It is a variant on the SG-552, with a bigger clip and more reliability.
Caliber: 5.56mm
Magazine: 60 rounds
Rate of fire: 850 rpm
Cost: 1,200 USD
Options: for 250 extra USD, we can add the 40mm grenade launcher
HSR Mk. 1
Invented by Hussariot, this rifle is ideal for covert missions, and should be given to Special Forces units. With a little training, a few of these can be deadly as hell. Comes with bipod and 2 Lightweight zoom-adjustable scopes: Normal and Thermal/NV. (Zoom adjustable from 6x to 14x)
Cartridge: .338 Lapua
Dimensions:
Length: 1100mm
Weight: 30kg
Barrel: 700mm
Magazine Capacity: 8 Rounds
Effective Range: Approx 1650 metres.
Price: 2,500 USD
M134 Minigun
The M134 Minigun is a six-barrelled anti-infantry weapon used on helicopters and other vehicles by the Imperial Legions, with a very high rate of fire. Comes with bipod.
Caliber: 7.62mm
Barrels: 6
Length: 800mm
Rate of fire: 6000 rpm
Price: 11,500 USD
M235-C "Whirlwind" Custom Minigun
This custom weapon is one of the most advanced guns in the world and also one of the fastest-firing. Computer controlled electronic firing allows it much greater speed than a traditional hammer detonator gun. Comes with bipod.
Caliber: 7.62mm
Barrels: 17
Length: 1 m
Rate of fire: 890,000 rpm
Price: 105,000 USD
Colossus MAC Advanced Howitzer
This powerful weapon was invented during the Parian rebellion. It uses magnetism to accelerate a high-explosive shell to incredible speeds and has a very long range. However, it consumes huge amounts of power, so it would be wise to have a very powerful field generator powering a battery of these things.
Shell speed: Mach 7.2
Barrel size: 20 inches
Range: 120 km
Barrel length: 56 feet
Shell characteristics: Very high yield explosives, made of tungsten carbide and steel.
Price: 35 million USD
Options: You can buy 1000 Colossus shells for an extra 5 million. Choose from High Explosive, Poison Gas, Biological Agent, or Shrapnel. Also, for an extra 2 million, we can provide a field power plant to supply enough energy for 14 howitzers.
VEHICLES
T-62 Tank
Old and cheap, but still packs some punch, despite the fact that it’s most useful in numbers. Easily modifiable to present a tank that is aged but tough.
Crew: 4
Engine: 620 HP diesel engine
On road speed: 45 kph
Off road speed: N/A
Special: 2 vehicle exhaust smoke systems, 4 smoke grenade mortars
Gun: 115mm gun, smoothbore
Rate of Fire: 3-5 rounds per minute
Secondary Weapon: 7.62 mm Coaxial Auxiliary Weapon
Cost: 900,000 USD
Options: We can upgrade the tank for an extra 500,00 USD, adding 60 mm of armor to total 290 mm of armor, another 7.62 mm gun, and still holding the speed steady with the extra weight.
M1A2 Abrams
A classic, powerful MBT, the Abrams was used to devastating effect in the first Gulf War, destroying more than 2000 Iraqi tanks while not losing a single tank. The Imperial Armored Divisions tend to tinker with their engines a bit, modifying the output.
Crew: 4
Engine: 1500-HP Textron Lycoming AGT gas turbine
On road speed: 42 mph
Off road speed: 30 mph
Special: 2 smoke grenade launchers
Gun: 120mm, smoothbore
Secondary Weapon: a .50 cal machine gun, and two 7.62mm machine guns, one operated by the loader, another coaxial to the gun.
Cost: 3 million USD
T-120 Ravager
The product of Kreegan War Systems, one of the Imperium’s chief suppliers of military items, the Ravager is a heavy tank with the capacity to carry 8 men in a rear armored trailer. It features a powerful, electronically fired gun, thick armor, and a powerful engine.
Crew: 4
Capacity: 8 soldiers (optional)
Engine: SACMV8X-1500 hyperbar diesel engine
On road speed: 60 kph
Off road speed: 50 kph
Special: 2 smoke grenade mortars
Gun: 120mm gun, smoothbore
Rate of Fire: 12 rounds per minute
Secondary Weapon: 12.7 mm AA gun
Cost: 2.3 million USD
Options: Crossing minefields? No problem! For another 200,000 USD, we can outfit each Ravager with a detonation transmitter, creating phantom signals that will set off mines. Also, for an extra 1 million, we will attach the armored compartment with the capacity to hold 8 soldiers.
BTR-80 APC
An amphibious light APC meant for more carrying capacity. It is intended to carry soldiers onto the battlefield and provide them with supporting fire. This unit can also be used for evacuation, patrol, recon...the list goes on. Like the Abrams, the Armored Division Mechanics have modified the vehicle, preferring to equip it with a 30mm autocannon and two 4-missile Kornet missile launchers.
Crew: 3
Capacity: 7 soldiers
Length: 7.65 meters
Width: 2.9 meters
On road speed: 80 kph
Water speed: 8 kph
Armament: 1 30mm Avenger autocannon, 8 Kornet missiles
Cost: 500,000 USD
APC-82 Torturer
The Torturer, named for the Imperial god of pain and punishment, is a light APC based on a similar design to the M2A2 Bradley. Tough and reliable, although lightly armed.
Crew: 2
Capacity: 8 soldiers
Armament: 1 30mm autocannon, two BGM-71 missile launchers
On-road speed: 54 kph
Off-road speed: 40 kph
Water speed: 6.8 kph
Length: 7.08 m
Width: 3.75 m
Range: 670 km
Price: 1.4 million USD
Bradley M2A2
This troop carrier is armed and armored for action. Like all Bradleys, it is amphibious.
Crew: 3
Capacity: 6 soldiers
Length: 6.55 m
Width: 3.61 m
On road speed: 66 kph
Water speed: 7.2 kph
Armament: 25mm chain gun, with M240C machine gun mounted coaxially, and two TOW BGM-71 missile launchers
Cost: 3 million USD
Wasp Light All-Terrain Buggy
A light scout vehicle developed by the Imperial Legions after discovering that they had no such vehicle in their arsenal. The new model received limited use in the Parian rebellion, but due to the trench-oriented nature of the war, was quickly abandoned.
Crew: 2
Characteristics:
Open-topped
Lightweight aluminum frame
Armament: 3 .50 cal mounted machine guns
Cost: 400,000 USD
Options: For free we can replace the machine guns with a battery of 12 40mm rockets, an extra pair of seats, or flat cargo space for transport. A combination of buggys featuring these things can make for a squad that can transport medical supplies, ammunition, rations, and many more things, yet still pack some firepower.
Cargo Truck
This things are the standard transport workhouse of any ground-based force. Nothing else to say, really. Pretty straightforward.
Capacity: 5 tons
Towing Capacity: 10.5 tons
A CTI, or Central Tire Inflation system is used to increase or
decrease tire pressure to improve mobility on rough terrain
Cost: 60,000 USD
Dirty Trickmobile
This thing is a mobile killer center disguised as the aforementioned cargo truck. Widely equippable with a variety of devastating goodies. Get it near some enemies and choose between nuking them with their own weapons, gunning them down, blowing them up, giving them lethal radiation poisoning, firing missiles at them or hitting them with a devastating shell. Heh heh heh.
Armament: 1 Revenge Satellite Bomb command center OR 2 M134 miniguns (the fastest in the world) OR 1 mobile Sledgehammer Tactical Nuclear Weapon OR 1 ‘dirty bomb’ OR 4 Harpoon AP missiles OR 1 miniature Colossus MAC howitzer
Cost: 1.5 billion USD for the command center, 30 million for the miniguns, 3.5 billion for the Sledgehammer, 400 million for the dirty bomb, 45 million for the Harpoon, and 2 billion for the MAC.
Options: Not dastardly enough for you? Enemies destroying your vehicle before it can detonate? Say no more! We will paint the Red Cross emblem on your trucks for an extra 100,000 USD.
Diplomatic Security Vehicle
I’ll be honest, this is pretty much a regular pickup. WITH one huge difference any idiot would notice: the M134 minigun mounted on the back, controlled by the passenger, and some other necessary things like bulletproof siding and glass.
Armament: 1 M134 minigun OR dual 12.7mm AA guns (this last makes it more useful as a light battlefield escort vehicle)
Characteristics:
Tinted windows
Bulletproof glass
Bulletproof siding
Cost: 200,000 USD
AIR UNITS
MD-500 Light Helicopter
Small, light, and fast. Although armed, it’s foolish to expect them to fight well. First and foremost a scout helicopter.
Crew: 2
Maximum Speed: 140 mph
Maximum Altitude: 7300 feet
Armament: 1 7.62mm machine gun mounted on the nose, 2 rocket pods each carrying 2 AGM-65A missiles
Cost: 750,000 USD
UH-73 Sparrow Medevac Helicopter
This chopper is used by the Imperial Air Force in the wake of a battle to rescue the wounded, or in the midst of combat for the same purpose. Unarmed, but speedy.
Crew: 3
Maximum Speed: 150 mph
Maximum Altitude: 2100 ft
Armament: None
Capacity: 6 stretchers
Range: 520 km (1100 with external fuel supply)
Price: 600,000 USD
MI-24M Hind
Unusual helicopter that requires experienced pilots to fly with any great skill. Pretty similar to the famous AH-64 Apache helicopter. The Imperial Air Force modified its Hinds for heavier firepower. Useful in that it can clear an LZ, drop its troops, and provide support.
Crew: 2
Transport: 8 soldiers
Maximum Speed: 335 kph
Maximum Altitude: 4500 m
Armament: 3 30mm Avenger cannons, one mounted on nose, one on each wing, 4 medium-range heat-seeking missiles, and 12 ATGMs
Cost: 2 million USD
AH-64D Longbow Apache
This well-known attack helicopter is a common sight in the air forces of many nations, and the Empire is no exception. Imperial mechanics modify all their Apaches’ engines and weaponry.
Crew: 2
Maximum Speed: 280 kph
Maximum Altitude: 4400 m
Maximum Rate of Climb: 942 meters per minute
Armament: 1 30mm cannon, 8 AGM-65 Mavericks, 2 AIM-9 Sidewinders
Cost: 22 million USD
MiG-21
A classic fighter plane, this aircraft is one of the most well-known/copied fighters in the air. Easy to fly, but lacks advanced computer systems as a result. In general, pilots for this plane are easily replacable.
Crew: 1
Maximum Speed: 1300 mph
Maximum Altitude: 57000 feet
Armament: 1 30mm Gsh-301 cannon, 16 57mm rockets
Cost: 1.9 million USD
Options: For an extra 100,00 USD, we can outfit the MiG with 10 chaff capsules for ECM purposes.
MiG-25 Foxbat
A speedy interceptor, this is very useful in defense, when your skies are filled with missiles and enemy planes. The Foxbat is a great way to deal with that situation.
Crew: 1
Maximum speed: Mach 3.4 (extended flight destroys engine)
Maximum Altitude: 90,000 feet
Armament: four wing pylons each holding 4 AAMs
Cost: 2.7 million USD
Options: For 100,000 USD we can outfit each Foxbat with 4 R-27R1 medium-range AAMs.
MiG-29 Fulcrum Modified
The Imperial Air Force makes regular use of the Fulcrum, and decided to modify its engine, changing its maximum altitude and speed, and added a cannon. When first demonstrated in 1988, it dropped jaws with its maneuverability, and is a powerful fighter.
Crew: 1
Maximum Speed: Mach 3.5 (extended flight destroys engine)
Maximum Altitude: 90,000 feet
Armament: 2 30mm Gsh-301 cannons, 2 80mm rocket pods containing 16 missiles, and 4 R-73E short-range infrared AAM
Countermeasures: Normally, active radar reveals one’s position to the enemy. The Fulcrum, thanks to its IRST system, does not. IRST stands for Infrared Search and Track
Cost: 3 million USD
A-10 Thunderbolt “Warthog”
This, my friends, is the core of the Imperial Air Force, a hard-hitting fighter-bomber devastating on any battlefield. Yes, they are expensive, but certainly worth their price in any engagement. Imperial mechanics typically remove some of the cluster bombs and replace them with AIM-9 missile pods.
Crew: 1
Maximum Speed: 420 mph
Maximum Altitude: 45, 000 feet
Armament: 30mm Avenger cannon, 2 BLU-27/b Rockeye II cluster bombs, 500 lbs ‘general purpose’ bombs, 4 AGM-65A Maverick missiles, 2 AIM-9 rocket pods, each carrying 8 missiles
Countermeasures: 2 ECM pods mounted under each wing
Cost: 8.2 million USD
PACKAGES
Guerrilla’s Delight War Package
Enemy conqueror getting you down? There is an answer in the form of this package. Enclosed is all you need to equip an army of stubborn, hardened insurgents! Enjoy. (Products best used when users are in groups of six)
Equips 24,000 men
24,000 AK-74 7.62mm rifles
120,000 extra AK-74 clips
48,000 uniforms (one military, one plainclothes)
4,000 RPG-16s
24,000 walkie-talkies, able to communicate over a mile
4,000 secure portable phones
480,000 MREs (Meals Ready to Eat), affordable nutrition for the hungry warrior when on duty
6,000 SA-7 portable SAMs
4 ECM RADAR-scramblers ideal for a campaign of attacks rather than day-to-day raids
40,000 forged bonds, each ‘worth’ 10,000 USD; ideal for the purchase of further supplies, bribes, recruitment...anything.
12,000 military-surplus canvas permanent tents, each sleeps two
24,000 body bags
12 Imperial cargo trucks
60 prefabricated apartments for the use of chief minions
Cost: 155 million USD
Embassy Package
So, you’ve just negotiated an embassy exchange. Good for you. But you haven’t built it yet, now have you? Get it done, up and running in no time with the Imperial Embassy Package. Includes supplies for all necessary staff. Also, this package makes use of prefabricated parts that look more opulent than Versailles. So just mix and match, then fill it up!
750 prefabricated structural components
Luxury furniture for ambassadorial office
Interrogation equipment for basement
Kitchen appliances and utensils
Gun racks for armory
“Hidden Switch” Bookshelf for secret exit
Office desks and chairs for aides and other workers
Cleaning supplies
400 tuxedos
400 evening dresses
Fine silver and china for state dinners
2 custom limousines
1 unarmed transport helicopter
4 Wasp Buggys
40 military uniforms
40 dress uniforms
40 G36 assault rifles
400 extra clips
Cost: 80 million USD
Instant Checkpoint
So, your nation is the pride of its region, a pinnacle of learning, culture...and military power. Yet your sprawling borders prove impossible to secure. That’s what the Imperial Instant Checkpoint was designed for! Not that specifically, but to secure untamed borders. Comes with 4 T-90 tanks for intimidating security.
4 heavy bunkers
4 miles of barbed wire OR 3 miles of electric fencing
36 watchtowers equipped with searchlight
2 powered gates
6 Perimeter Dragon tripod-mounted automatic drone guns
8 cargo trucks
4 T-90 MBTs
2 prefabricated barracks
1 prefabricated HQ building
72 M16A4 assault rifles
288 extra clips
9 SA-7 rockets
64 concrete roadblocks
500 caltrops
Cost: 18 million USD
Instant Field Base
You’ve gotten a foothold on enemy soil, but what now? Now is the time to hold your territory as reinforcements arrive. Do you want to sit in a clearing or a canyon for shelter? No! Instead, use the Instant Field Base to provide everything a commander could need. Expensive though.
1000 prefabricated huts
3 prefabricated command buildings
100 miles of barbed wire
100 miles of electric fence
20 miles of tripwires
400 motion detectors, linked to alarms
1 prefabricated power station
2 ammunition dumps
3 fuel dumps
60 various storage hangars
1 communications tower
100 MG emplacements, reinforced with concrete
16 heavy bunkers
1 prefabricated hospital with heliport
4 square miles of camouflage netting
3 helipads
1 large repair/resupply depot
1000 120mm shells
1000 115mm shells
2,000,000 5.56mm bullets
5,000 RPG-16 launchers
20,000 rocket-propelled grenades
100,000 frag grenades
25,000 G36
25,000 SG-655
50,000 standard uniforms
200 cargo trucks
Cost: 2.3 billion USD. Considering that this is a self-contained striking position that is relatively quick to assemble, this is a great deal.
WMDs
These are expensive, given that they are extremely dangerous. On the other hand, they are very effective deterrents. Keep close watch over them, and always keep your hand close to that launch button!...But not too close.
-Nations under 50 million can't participate
-Nations deemed dangerous by any advisor can't participate
-Independent organizations can't participate to prevent terrorists
from gaining access to WMDs
-Massive Corporations that control nations can participate because
they are technically the country
-Small groups can't participate (anti-terrorism)
VX Gas
VX, the most potent chemical agent in the world, is more lethal than pretty much anything else on the planet. A mere 10 mg on the exposed skin of most people is a lethal amount. A raindrop typically weighs around 8 times that amount. Think about that. Imagine the slaughter if you had pounds and pounds of the stuff. Well, we can provide it! However, this thing is expensive like crazy. After all, slaughter has a price.
Cost: For 200 million USD we supply 100 grams of VX, enough to kill 10,000 people. Alternatively, for 2 billion we can build a factory on your nation’s soil to produce VX OR we can provide artillery shells containing VX for 10 million per shell.
Ebola virus
Ebola is one of the most famous modern diseases. It is a type of hemorrhagic fever, and has up to a 90% mortality rate, making it perhaps the most lethal disease in history. The Black Plague, for example, had between a 50 and 75% mortality rate. It kills extremely quickly as diseases go, but any victim will also be too sick to move within hours, preventing effective transmission. Normally it is transmitted by bodily fluids, but it can be weaponized to make the following.
Cost: For 5 billion USD we supply 1 cubic ton of water mixed with the ebola virus.
Shavan BioWar virus
A genetically engineered virus created by the Imperial scientist Commodus Kwaad, the Shavan virus, named for the Imperial god of disease, is just as dangerous as ebola. It was designed to be weaponized, but difficult to manufacture. Its huge advantage over ebola, balancing out a slightly lower mortality rate and slower deaths, is that it is easily genetically modified to target only cells carrying a certain gene, such as the one for blond hair or the one for webbed feet. VERY useful if your enemy is a distinct ethnic group.
Cost: For 6 billion USD we supply one warhead filled with the Shavan virus, that will infect water and air around it in a 48-mile radius.
10-Megaton Ragnarok Tactical Nuclear Missile
The Imperial Strategic Forces Development Sector invented this when the need was expressed for a powerful long-range missile. This nuke could never be fitted into something portable, so it only comes in ICBM form. A good forty times more powerful than the Sledgehammer (below).
Cost: 15 billion USD for the ICBM.
250-Kiloton Sledgehammer Tactical Nuclear Weapon
This device, 20 times more powerful than the bomb that destroyed Hiroshima, is not quite up to the destructive standards of the most modern ICBMs, but still packs a powerful punch if you don’t mind contaminating everything around it for a long, long time.
Cost: 2 billion USD for the missile-mounted version OR 3.5 billion for a mobile version of the device (fits in a cargo truck, see Dirty Trickmobile)
2 Kiloton Hornet Tactical Nuclear Weapon
This device is a lot smaller than the above weapons, but-AHA!-much less dirty. This allows it to be used against, say, an enemy column, a carrier battle group, or one of those damn superdreadnaughts, Very useful, probably more so than the missile above.
Cost: 750 million USD for the missile-mounted version OR 1 billion for a mobile version of the device (portable).
Revenge Satellite Bomb System
The name is misleading; the system itself doesn’t have anything to do with bombs. It’s actually a communications signal/program that hijacks enemy missile satellites, enabling you to turn their own weapons against them. It’s a good thing I’m so evil, or I wouldn’t think of a glorious invention like this.
Cost: 1 billion USD for the permanent transmitter station, but for an extra 500 million we can install a mobile transmitter in the Dirty Trickmobile. (See Dirty Trickmobile)
Hornet Dual Seismic Charge
This machine, a deadly variant of the borer used to dig the Channel Tunnel, is a one-use little devil that drills underground, below foundation and pipe levels, then when it reaches a preprogrammed destination, it detonates a pair of Hornet Tactical Nukes, causing massive earthquakes. Almost impossible to defend against; after all, how do you secure the ground? Just remember that it will take a while for the borer to reach its target.
Cost: 2.3 billion USD for the borer.
MISCELLANEOUS
Ammo Packages
Specify 5 million 5.56mm rounds or 5 million 7.62mm rounds.
Cost: 300,000 USD
Wine Cellar Package
Every premier needs an ample supply of liquor. It is in many ways more important than the average army to a country’s ruler. Just kidding. But still, for conferences and such, nothing is more vital than good drinks. This is where we come in! For a small fee given the price of such a thing, we can install a vast wine cellar under an embassy, palace, etc. filled with racks upon racks of high-class, needlessly expensive liquor.
Cost: 8 million USD
Big Brother Is Watching You...
If you are a dictatorship, it’s very likely those filthy peasants are plotting against you. HAH! Not anymore. For a small fee we can provide an ample supply of camera/microphones. Specify the obvious, security-camera type, or the small unobtrusive kind.
Cost: 2 million for 10,000 security cameras, or 12 million for 10,000 miniaturized recording devices