NationStates Jolt Archive

Millenium declares its IGNORE WEAPON. (Humor)

TheMilleniumGroup
09-08-2005, 03:05
In light of recent events such as the Stonehenge; the Millenium group has figured out the perfect weapon to defeat any potential wank.

Cthulhu.

Upon confirmation of wankattack; the Reich shall spill blood sacrifices; awakening Cthulhu from his tomb in R'lyeh, which will rise (Stars being right be damned!) Cthulhu's endless hunger shall be diverted against said wank; destroying it in consumption or scaring the poor ub3r weapon to death.

Cthulhu for Fuhrer 2005!
Brallach
09-08-2005, 03:10
cthulhu has my vote!
TheMilleniumGroup
09-08-2005, 03:11
Noted; on polling day you shall be expected to feed the great ones hunger; by leaping into his gullet; or buying your weight in pizza
imported_Illior
09-08-2005, 03:12
Noted; on polling day you shall be expected to feed the great ones hunger; by leaping into his gullet; or buying your weight in pizza
What? 1 ton of pizza ;) ? ok that sounds good...
TheMilleniumGroup
09-08-2005, 03:16
Its for him, in place of you :P
The Velkyan Union
09-08-2005, 03:17
He has my vote too. Hope he doesnt mind anchovies.
Hyronia
09-08-2005, 03:22
Vote Cthulhu.

Why settle for a lesser evil?
SkyCapt
16-08-2005, 14:22
Because lesser evil shall not devour you in a heartbeat... :p Hmmm... 84Lbs in Pizza? :D
Dontgonearthere
16-08-2005, 14:29
My Dark God could beat up your Dark God!
*runs*