NationStates Jolt Archive


Soccer Moms, Feminists, and Angsty Schoolchildren Massacred in Imperium Protests.

Serapindal
08-08-2005, 21:07
Anchorwoman: This is the SBN. The Serapindal Broadcasting Network. And not one of those lame State-Controlled Networks. Recently, Ghetto Wannabes, Soccer Moms, Feminists (OOC: More like Femanazis.), and several Schoolchildren (mostly teens, with a few pre-teens. Lots of "Ghetto Wannebes"), were massacred at a protest when it turned violent. A few thousand protestors were massacred, and more were arrested, at least by our estimates, when IOS millitary forces came in, and the protest turned violent. No official death toll has been released. The IOS is corrupt, and we must rebel! Revolution! Att-

One wonders how their troops get places so fast. Already, a squad of troops burst through the window. The anchorwoman pulled out a gun, when the soldier gruffly took their assault rifles, and opened fire. The bullets peppered everywhere, smashing into the body, and letting her dead body flop onto the ground. Several others pulled out weapons, or stood defiantly, and were gunned down. The screen started distorting, when a soldier came around, waving his gloved hand trying to cover the camera.
Jenrak
08-08-2005, 21:14
Jenrak laughs at this hilarious display of power. We applaud you.
The Velkyan Union
08-08-2005, 21:14
This is a stupid post. Your going to attract invaders like a BBQ attracts a fatass.
Serapindal
08-08-2005, 21:21
Official Message Released by Imperium of Serapindal:

"We Mantain that our soldiers were fired on first, and we had no choice but to fire back, to prevent a catastrophic riots. Also, the news channel was incorrect. Barely over 1000 people were killed, but more then 2000 were injured, but not mortally. Also, the Amazonian Feminists were planning a revolution, to dethrone men from all public offices, and keep them from having jobs. We felt that to keep public order, that they had to be stopped, from their sexist policies. Also, the school-children were the ones who fired on us first."
Slovakastania
08-08-2005, 21:23
Why is it always a feminist party?
Serapindal
08-08-2005, 21:29
OOC: They're next on my list of people to annihilate.
The Majin Ideal
08-08-2005, 21:40
Congratulation!

Signed:

President Jason Curtis

Ruler of 'The Majin Ideal'
Vespeterium Minor
08-08-2005, 21:41
lol. Why do I get the impression that your nation hates women?
Serapindal
08-08-2005, 21:49
OOC: We don't hate women, hey, eight out of the twenty members in the Political Bureau are Women....