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Piglatnian scientist discover new use for uranium.

Piglatnia
08-08-2005, 01:09
After testing new ways to get rid of the small but increasingly anoying uranium stockpile Scientists discovered, by mixing a verry small amount of uranium with several other items( all deemed safe ) and has created a new staroid (codenamed UEUS) that after one dose protects against several types of viruses and bacteria, mostly low levale things like dysentary and the flu, but also helps prolong life of people exposed to a small amount of anthrax. after two doses the user also has increased line of sight and reaction time. after three doses inceased stamina and adreniline production has been noted. after 4 doses 50% of test subjects died while survivors had muscle growth and and increased speed. after 5 doses 100% of remaining test subjects died, it was also noted that after stage 2 any test subject that died roted faster and left horible stains and smells for 16 months.

We are distributing test boxes containing 20 doses for half a million. Also any atempt to identify the other substances will cause explosions.

we have yet to decide if we will sell the production rights.
Tannenmille
08-08-2005, 01:34
Tannenmille will most definitely not attempt to acquire this for human testing as it has been shown to be extremely unstable. If it causes explosions during tests to determine the contents then we will acquire two crates worth to study and develop as a biochemical weapon.

571,500 Sucellan Marks (1 million United States Dollars) will be wired to Piglatniain exchange for two crates of the "steroid".
Piglatnia
08-08-2005, 01:38
the explosions were only caused by a chemicle reaction caused by an atempt to find out the ingrediants we are totaly confident that it is safe as long as you dont go past 3 doses.

as for your order it is confirmed please allow .5 ns days for shipping.
Tannenmille
08-08-2005, 01:44
Excellent. Ship it to Bordeaux, Deutschefranzösisch Rheinland (Germany, France, Luxembourg, and Belgium) and our people will take care of it. We have very advanced chemical testing labs and can likely determine the contents and develop our own versions as biochemical weapons instead of as a steroid. Any attempts for this plan to be sabotaged by any nation will be seen as an act of war, as we are not restrained by the United Nations' rulings regarding weaponry.
Piglatnia
08-08-2005, 01:47
we do not like foriegn nations having control of our formulas but if you must determine the contents we will warn you again the steroid has proven unstable when those sort of tests ir cunducted.
Tannenmille
08-08-2005, 01:54
That's why we want it. If it's so unstable then we can use it as a biochemical weapon in certain areas to cause a very unpleasant and terrifying to watch death when mixed with other chemical weapons such as dichloroethyl sulfide, BZ, and VX.
Serapindal
08-08-2005, 01:57
We want Production Rights. How much for it?
Piglatnia
08-08-2005, 01:59
We want Production Rights. How much for it?


offer
Piglatnia
08-08-2005, 02:00
That's why we want it. If it's so unstable then we can use it as a biochemical weapon in certain areas to cause a very unpleasant and terrifying to watch death when mixed with other chemical weapons such as dichloroethyl sulfide, BZ, and VX.

we really dont like that you are using our enhancment to make a bomb but as we have already sold it to you we can do nothing.
Serapindal
08-08-2005, 02:03
500 million USD.
Tannenmille
08-08-2005, 02:08
We're not using your development as a bomb. Once we're finished with it, the formula will be so different from the one currently used that we would almost be able to say it was developed by Tannenmillians. We're using the instability of the formula and the death/incapacitative qualities of BZ / VX / mustard gas to create a superweapon type thing. We will only use this on land we plan on never visiting again as otherwise we will keep to conventional warfare; we don't want our civilians dying in newly acquired land because we coated the land with a strange biochem weapon.
Leafanistan
08-08-2005, 02:14
We'll offer 500 million USD for the production rights and we also express interest in claiming your uranium mines. We can offer up to 750 billion USD if there is a significant vein of Uranium.
Piglatnia
08-08-2005, 02:16
We'll offer 500 million USD for the production rights and we also express interest in claiming your uranium mines. We can offer up to 750 billion USD if there is a significant vein of Uranium.

seeing that you macthed the other offer i can not sell to either until i have a definitive buyer also i have already sold the rights to my uranium mine
Tannenmille
08-08-2005, 02:20
We'll pay 500,001 USD for the confirmed formulae.
Serapindal
08-08-2005, 02:25
Uh...Tannemille...I bid 500,000,000 and you bid 500,001. Eer...
Tannenmille
08-08-2005, 02:29
Man, that's embarassing.
Serapindal
08-08-2005, 02:33
z0mg! Your post=teh 666.

*dies*

But still, heh, that was hilarious.
Tannenmille
08-08-2005, 02:35
Yeah, I'm glad I was able to laugh it off instead of wallowing in a pool of self-hatred for a couple of hours. That's probably one of the stupidest things I've ever said being serious on the internet.
Piglatnia
08-08-2005, 03:06
no one has yet to break the tie so i will wait a while still
Serapindal
08-08-2005, 03:10
$500,000,000.01
Piglatnia
08-08-2005, 03:39
wow such an agressive bid.
Tannenmille
08-08-2005, 03:41
$500,000,000.02
Serapindal
08-08-2005, 03:48
$500,000,000.03
Tannenmille
08-08-2005, 04:15
$500,000,000.10

Halo ain't for those without pubic hairs.
Serapindal
08-08-2005, 04:22
$500,000,000.11 USD
The Zoogie People
08-08-2005, 04:50
I don't mean to butt in or sound like an ass or anything, but this raises an interesting question with regards to feasibility. I think it goes without saying that this is a pure piece of imagination with little basis in reality, so how many MT nations would accept something that decreases susceptibility to diseases and increases fighting effectiveness of humans? Granted, there are plenty of things that stretch the boundaries of reality on NS, but...I don't know. I don't feel that you can just make a new miracle substance by roleplaying "My scientists researched it."
Mauiwowee
08-08-2005, 04:59
I don't mean to butt in or sound like an ass or anything, but this raises an interesting question with regards to feasibility. I think it goes without saying that this is a pure piece of imagination with little basis in reality, so how many MT nations would accept something that decreases susceptibility to diseases and increases fighting effectiveness of humans? Granted, there are plenty of things that stretch the boundaries of reality on NS, but...I don't know. I don't feel that you can just make a new miracle substance by roleplaying "My scientists researched it."

I'll say it for this MT/NFT nation "god mod" ignored.

EDIT: It's a neat idea, just to unrealistic, sorry. Keep trying though. (Hmm, what if those who were injected with 2 doses or more would explode like mini nukes if you shot them? :eek: )
Piglatnia
08-08-2005, 12:02
I don't mean to butt in or sound like an ass or anything, but this raises an interesting question with regards to feasibility. I think it goes without saying that this is a pure piece of imagination with little basis in reality, so how many MT nations would accept something that decreases susceptibility to diseases and increases fighting effectiveness of humans? Granted, there are plenty of things that stretch the boundaries of reality on NS, but...I don't know. I don't feel that you can just make a new miracle substance by roleplaying "My scientists researched it."

my country is set around the 2030's so i am not MT as you can see. as for unrealistic i did include the fact that it isn't perfect and can cause death after prolonged exposure. also i believe that mutation has already happened in todays world from exposure to radioactive items. if you disagree with that statement think of kemo and what that does using radioactive substances.
Piglatnia
08-08-2005, 14:50
ahh is it a bump
Tannenmille
08-08-2005, 16:39
I admit that it's rather extreme for even a PMT nation, but I'm not using the "good" effects of it, and they won't be in the final weapon I create.
Piglatnia
08-08-2005, 16:47
I admit that it's rather extreme for even a PMT nation, but I'm not using the "good" effects of it, and they won't be in the final weapon I create.

if you think my thing is extreame then your bomb will be extreame to because it is using the basic format of my steroid and combining it with other ingrediants.
Tannenmille
08-08-2005, 17:07
I'm Futuretech, so it's more likely that I would develop such a weapon.
Piglatnia
08-08-2005, 19:46
first person to send a telegraph for 100,000,000 get rights to the formula
Tannenmille
08-08-2005, 19:48
Sold, money wired.
Serapindal
08-08-2005, 20:18
Damn. Is it too late? I'll pay 150,000,000.
Piglatnia
08-08-2005, 20:22
it isnt to late i said first toTG me gets it he failed to do so if he sells it or whatever and you bought it from me then you can sue him but only if you buy it through telegraph.
The Fogarty
08-08-2005, 20:38
Are you sure that you don't want to sell it for 100,000,000,000$ instead.
Tannenmille
08-08-2005, 20:39
I've already telegrammed him.