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Palixian Elections

Palixia
07-08-2005, 04:29
This year the Palixian Elections are being held on a global level, here are the canidates

Joe Strummer - Conservative Liberal Party - Even though he did resign last term he rethought his situation and decided to re-run, He believes in helping the middle class but not being involved with the peoples lifes, he wants moderate taxes and has been Prime Minister for 12 years

Paul Simonon - New Conservative Liberal Party - He was the Regent for Palixia and was Prime Minister for 5 days when Joe Strummer resigned, he believes that Strummer shouldn't get re-elected and also believes in the same things Strummer does

Jim Plunkett - Palixian People's Party - Is a harsh left winged opponent, believes he should control the Parliament and the entire nation, basically he is communist, he wants an extremely high tax rate and wants a larger army

Kevin Niemann - Republican Party - He is a normal republican, He says he will improve our huge trade deficit and wants to keep our nation neutral

Mike Becky - Democratic Party - He is your average democrat, confessed to use drugs and wants to rid of Palixia's conpulsitory military service, wants higher tax rates and believes that the Dutch language should be banned from Palixia and that they sohuld give up their teritorries

Gwen Alospon - Supermodel party - She doesnt know what government is, was elected Palixia's Hottest women of the year for the past 2 years
Zactarn Prime
07-08-2005, 05:18
Gwen Alospon or Jim plunkett should win.
Palixia
08-08-2005, 03:26
Wow, are people this stupid... Ypu all want anarchy or commies...

I am the Evil Conservative your mother talked about
Serapindal
08-08-2005, 03:29
There are no good candidates.
Blood Moon Goblins
08-08-2005, 03:35
What are the various candidates stances on Goblin relations?

OOC:
[/stalks Palixia] ;)
Jaredcohenia
08-08-2005, 03:48
Gwen Alospon shall be elected

>:D
Palixia
08-08-2005, 17:33
Joe Strummer and Kevin Niemann love goblins, the rest hate them.... Gwen Alospon doesnt know what they are...
Pantycellen
08-08-2005, 17:45
I'm a socialist none of these appeal (do you mean american republican or british republican or spanish republican (right wing, left wing, socialist))
Palixia
08-08-2005, 18:17
oh, their are different types... spanish republican
EDIT: NOT
Piglatnia
08-08-2005, 18:20
Gwen Alospon we will destroy your goverment from the inside out.
Palixia
09-08-2005, 15:14
No she won't... If she gets elected we'll impeach her...
Muesilania
09-08-2005, 15:29
Although no good candidates are standing, Muesilania as founding member of the peace organisation the UNA, has to give their full backing for Kevin Niemann.
Ancient - Rome
09-08-2005, 15:39
Caesar Nero II offers 100,000,000 USD for Gwen to be sent to are country (secrectly) for his service,
Titus Claudius [head of the senate]
Frozopia
09-08-2005, 15:46
Gwens a women.
Muesilania
09-08-2005, 15:49
lol, what a mess up. If you want her to go to your contry, I'd suggest you make up pronto. :rolleyes:
Ancient - Rome
09-08-2005, 16:10
Gwens a women.
"his service...Is the emperors service! not gwens
Frozopia
09-08-2005, 16:11
ah. Im sure you could of bought her for cheaper with a rag of chloroform.
Thats what I would of done.
Ancient - Rome
09-08-2005, 16:16
hmmmmmmm....interesting?
Pantycellen
09-08-2005, 20:58
yes as spanish republicans are supporters of the republican government that was overthrown by the facist general franco with the aid of germany, italy, US and britain as well as portugal
Zactarn Prime
09-08-2005, 21:13
No she won't... If she gets elected we'll impeach her...

dude then hy did u make hur a candidate? I suggest if she's elected let her serve a full term imagine how much fun it will be to RP her.

Example: "miss Alopson we are undergoing a war." commander

"Like O My God My army boots don't match my hat or my shirt!" gwen

"Miss we are getting blown to hell!" commander

"But I need matching clothes that are so totally like blood and bullet proof." gwen

"Miss!" commander

"Ok fine you handle the war for now." gwen

"Ok miss." commander

O and just for the hell of it make her blonde and I can give you a pic if she's elected
Jenrak
09-08-2005, 21:31
OOC: I voted for Gwen. Yay!