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Palixian Economic depression

Palixia
07-08-2005, 02:49
Strummer was in a state of emergancy, his countries economy was growing to fast, it consumed every buisness, he had to do something, he was depressed as his wife had left him and his country was falling to the ground, Socialist riots occured everyday and their was another Palixian election soon and it appeared the communist canidate Joe Boulder. On eday he woke up and he read the Palixian Sun, it read

ECONOMY FALLS
Strummer to Blame

Today, the economy fell apart as the P&P 800 dropped 569.48 points, banks have closed down and millions of people have lost their jobs already, the Kevo is now worth 28.85 USD, Joe Strummer's assisstants had to say this "Well, the economy isn't in the control of Strummer or the government, it's the buisness'." See Page A2 - Black Market Crash.


As the day went on their was a huge line in the Soup Kitchen, cars were being sold for record prices of 24 Kevos, it appears the Soviets were right, the rich would get richer and the poor would get poorer to a state that the entire country would go into a riot, Strummer's approval rating dive-bombed to 0.24% from 98.38%, they despratly needed help, Strummer was expected to resign from office, the next day he did

From the office of the Prime Minister

I, Joesph B. Strummer hereby resign after 3 terms of doing the duties of Prime Minister of the Democratic Empire of Palixia, Please contact Regent Paul Simonon and tell hime he now has the duties of Prime Minister of Palixia

-Joe Strummer.

Afterwords he handed it to his secretary and left the Zaal of the Prime Minister and left for his beach house in Brinxton.

Days afterwards Paul Simonon was sworn in as Prime Minister of Palixia.