Blood Moon Goblins
06-08-2005, 06:23
King Rockbreaker had been in the mood to party down, indeed, to bust a few moves and possibly pick up a few hoes (a long time sport in Blood Moon, where two contestants attempted to lift as many hoes as possible onto a cart. The origins of this sport are said to be in English Cricket.)
Sadly, Rockbreaker learned that the party he had planned to attend was only for "real people".
This, naturaly, made him rather angry, ruined his mood and stomped rather hard on his buzz.
But all the assorted party gear had been loaded already, a number of troll strippers had been hired, and Goblinball was about to commence per force.
And thus, King Rockbreaker uttered the famous words:
"Let dem drink beer."
And thus hordes of Goblins flocked to the souther coastline where the massive party was to be held. Goblins usualy do not establish coastal towns, being a burrowing folk they do not like sand as it tends to collapse. However there were one or two recently established tourist towns with above ground structures, although most Goblins didnt trust anything with more than two stories that wasnt inside a mountain. After all, how could it stay up?
In any case, the cheap hotels were packed, as were the moderatly priced and expensive hotels. Of course all of them were charging extraordinary rates for rooms and the bag boys had begun to expect very large tips indeed.
Only a few hotels were damaged in the invetion of 'Beach Goblinball', a sport similar to Vollyball where the contestants attempt to hit an air filled ball with a creamy nitroglycerin center.
Of course, it wasnt as lethal as the normal Goblinball, which was often made of metal and completly filled with high explosives, but it packed enough punch to make a good sized bang and generate the correct amount of screaming.
And of course, the sport was all the better if you threw in some land mines and a razor wire net.
Invitations were quickly dispatched, regardless of the subjective reality of the receiver, although, of course, temporal barriers gave some trouble. a few Goblins attempted to send the correct invitations back in time by means of lots of high explosives, they are currently waiting for a reply.
Naturaly, attendies from the FKC were givin priority over those from other assorted areas of lesser importance. That and they where closer so it was much rarer that letters were eaten for sustinance on the long roads.
Thus, in attendance we have:
Blood Moon
Sadly, Rockbreaker learned that the party he had planned to attend was only for "real people".
This, naturaly, made him rather angry, ruined his mood and stomped rather hard on his buzz.
But all the assorted party gear had been loaded already, a number of troll strippers had been hired, and Goblinball was about to commence per force.
And thus, King Rockbreaker uttered the famous words:
"Let dem drink beer."
And thus hordes of Goblins flocked to the souther coastline where the massive party was to be held. Goblins usualy do not establish coastal towns, being a burrowing folk they do not like sand as it tends to collapse. However there were one or two recently established tourist towns with above ground structures, although most Goblins didnt trust anything with more than two stories that wasnt inside a mountain. After all, how could it stay up?
In any case, the cheap hotels were packed, as were the moderatly priced and expensive hotels. Of course all of them were charging extraordinary rates for rooms and the bag boys had begun to expect very large tips indeed.
Only a few hotels were damaged in the invetion of 'Beach Goblinball', a sport similar to Vollyball where the contestants attempt to hit an air filled ball with a creamy nitroglycerin center.
Of course, it wasnt as lethal as the normal Goblinball, which was often made of metal and completly filled with high explosives, but it packed enough punch to make a good sized bang and generate the correct amount of screaming.
And of course, the sport was all the better if you threw in some land mines and a razor wire net.
Invitations were quickly dispatched, regardless of the subjective reality of the receiver, although, of course, temporal barriers gave some trouble. a few Goblins attempted to send the correct invitations back in time by means of lots of high explosives, they are currently waiting for a reply.
Naturaly, attendies from the FKC were givin priority over those from other assorted areas of lesser importance. That and they where closer so it was much rarer that letters were eaten for sustinance on the long roads.
Thus, in attendance we have:
Blood Moon