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Are you tired of not getting anytime to relax around, then we have a party for you, Come to the World Beach party held in the beautiful town of Brinxton, Eat, Drink, Swim, Relax and meet a world famous Palixia Party Girl.

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On hearing the word 'party' three hundred and fourty six Goblins extend this to mean "free beer! Violence! Sexy troll strippers!" and attempt to board the nearest plane for Palaxia.
Sadly, nearly all of these planes crashed because the party started early and the pilots were included.

Two planes bearing a minor horde of Goblins make it to Palaxia, whereupon they commence two activities:
Drinking
Goblin Ball

Goblin Ball is...well...theres not much to compare it to. Its sort of like Football and Soccer, with a high explosive ball.
The goal is to get the ball into the enemy goal before it explodes, technically weapons arent allowed, but they tend to get included anyway.
Sadly, this is the only thing that keeps Blood Moon off of the edge of Starvation. Goblins breed like rabbits, fourtunatly they tend to learn about Goblinball before breeding age.

MT only... means no non-human figures...

Official Response from Emperor Petron:

"PPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!"


Official Response from Minister of Foreign Affairs Claudia Mira:
"Nah, Leeds is like a bitter old man, I don't think he's going. He's... well... What the hell? GET OUT OF MY OFFICE! GODDAMMIT! Can't I have a damn conversation without the press hearing EVERYTHING?!"

Official Response from Minister of Handmedown Issues Roy the Janitor:

"Sweet, a party! I'll bring chips and beer!"

OOC: Jumps in joy at the MT-Only Part.

Instead, the Premier was busy today, so he sent his Vice Premier, Valad Dinoa to come.

Several hooded figures heard of this announcement through their network array and checked a map to find Palixia for this party.

Which means in Kjata Major: A massive religious event of prayer, celebration and enjoyment!

A small black Cessna takes off from Filo (where Kagoshima stood), towards the country with 5 hooded figures. 3 Priests and 2 Aides.

THe Roman President is going to the beach and will bring a ton of bitches.

From Aqua Anu:

Queen Mikaux and Princess Subaru call for reservations.

Will Attend when the Diplomatic Mission is over.

THe Roman President is going to the beach and will bring a ton of bitches.


OOC: RR you never change do you? O.O

IC: The plane starts to descend down at the nearest airport. The rumor was just heard that the Roman President is coming with many, many bitches. Needless to say, the hooded figures took out their prayer books and looked for ways to make the 'bitches' more satisfiable.

OOC: RR you never change do you? O.O

IC: The plane starts to descend down at the nearest airport. The rumor was just heard that the Roman President is coming with many, many bitches. Needless to say, the hooded figures took out their prayer books and looked for ways to make the 'bitches' more satisfiable.

OCC: I'm not really act like a gangsta. I'm just playing around. Let's just have fun.

Are any of your party girls of the lesbian persusasion? >_> If so then we'll send some people right over.

Are any of your party girls of the lesbian persusasion? >_> If so then we'll send some people right over.


OOC: EEP! Its the extreme left-wing liberals! This is gonna turn into either Naked Gun or the Playboy Mansion Special if Tree Huggers comes. Still the Naked Gun series was extremely funny, even if it was dumb!

OOC:
Ah, your one of THOSE modern types that doesnt accept anything that differs from their world view.
Gotcha, Ill leave.

Are any of your party girls of the lesbian persusasion? >_> If so then we'll send some people right over.

OCC:
*looks around*

Are you talking to me???

OOC: No, the topic creator.

Your all welcome... cept the tree huggers, that would suck... and GO RR! tons and tons... and tons