Ranshabar
05-08-2005, 15:49
Flash News
We interrupt the normal schedule of our channel to bring you a shocking flash news...the Rogue Nation of Ranshabar, known for its communistic tendencies has broken up its ties to the West Pacific declaring the independence of its territory from that region...
In this way a new region has born, which the Prime Minister Jashkar...actually a ravening commy dictator...emmh...sorry...has baptized Revolutionary League.
Obviously this problem will be solved as soon the Forces of Freedom, Democracy, Goodness and Holiness will discover the cultprit, torture him and throw it from a plane in open sea...don't worry...you're free to keep chomping your chips, for your freedom to fatten and madden in our free society is closely monitor by higher powers...
The Truth and Good is with Us...
...and now it's time for our sponsor!
We interrupt the normal schedule of our channel to bring you a shocking flash news...the Rogue Nation of Ranshabar, known for its communistic tendencies has broken up its ties to the West Pacific declaring the independence of its territory from that region...
In this way a new region has born, which the Prime Minister Jashkar...actually a ravening commy dictator...emmh...sorry...has baptized Revolutionary League.
Obviously this problem will be solved as soon the Forces of Freedom, Democracy, Goodness and Holiness will discover the cultprit, torture him and throw it from a plane in open sea...don't worry...you're free to keep chomping your chips, for your freedom to fatten and madden in our free society is closely monitor by higher powers...
The Truth and Good is with Us...
...and now it's time for our sponsor!