Declaring War on The Dictatorship of Konzed
Griffin Da Hut
05-08-2005, 02:24
I, the leader of Griffin Da Hut
Hereby declare that we are under war with the barbarian hordes from Konzed due to their major infractions of our laws while within our borders!
What infractions did they commit?
Griffin Da Hut
05-08-2005, 02:37
1.Walking on the wrong side of the street
2.Continuing to speak words or poetry when all forms of art are punishable by death
3.Filing Complaints about hotel service
4.Constant Whining about lack of fun
5.High Treason of the Highest factor.
This as well being as the leader of Konzed (Koncur Himself) Admitedly told me just this minute that
"Koncur says:
Probably tried to destroy the infastructure of your goverment. My "tourists" have a tendency to do that to just about anyone."
Therefore they should be at war with all countries as they are infidel spies!
The Velkyan Union
05-08-2005, 02:42
Newb...
Griffin Da Hut
05-08-2005, 02:44
Newb.... wow
really great really great ruin the buzz the excitment the flare, the Jazz drama feeling experience valuur etc etc
Phalanix
05-08-2005, 02:46
Wow real good reasons to go to war. Maybe when you get some real reasons like invasion or attacks on your nation that result in actual casaulties then you should try again.
~Ministry of We Don't Give A Damn