NationStates Jolt Archive

"Wheee! Lookit me! M'a chicken! DO DA CHICKEN! BRAWK! BRAWK! BRA-, HEY! Let go'a me! Im some kinda i'port'nt minist'r fellow, joo cant do dis ta me! I OWN JOO! Lemme go lemme go lemme go! CRY FER ME ARGENTINA!"
(video image of a naked Goblin being hauled off by six Royal Guards, with the caption "Three die of heart attacks at BMG Government Press Release, five rendered unconcious"
The ticker at the bottom of the screen reads:
"Goblin Minister Flurg is schedualed for execution at dawn tommorow. He will be fully clothed."
Followed by...
"King Rockcrusher of the Flarg places order for thick metal armour with a visored helmet.")

(OOC:
Just my 'subtle' sarcastic jabs at the sudden influx of "ZOMG! MY GOVERNMENT DOES BAD STUFF!" topics)

OCC: You never fail to make me laugh. As soon as I saw the title I was already laughing. Keep it up man!

*Gasp!* We must mount a rescue mission to save this goblin!

Or not...

Okay? I will make note to make sure the civilians of the Dominion not to go to your nation. - Lord Bennet du Paris, the Secretary of Diplomacy of the Dominion

The broadcast of this...event, was not intentional. The Kingdom of Blood Moon cannot determine when its officals will crack.

In other news, Flurg has been broiled to death inside above mentioned suit of armour. Anybody in the market for broiled Goblin is welcome to purchase the leftovers.
Attempting to save him at this point would be inadvisable, he is still rather hot and you might burn yourself.

OOC: LOL! Indubedubly old chap!

Broiled Goblin is as inediable at live Goblin. If we find him tucked away in our Orc meat shipment we will be quite unhappy.