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g'day,

i am declairing war on any and every nation that doesn't support my couse of world domination!

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Oh? And what is your policy towards any nations whose governments might choose to criticize your spelling? ;)

they can criticize all they like, but will be invaded >:D

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I can say this, you got guts kid, but you'll have to get in line, there are about 20 nations ahead of you on the "world dominatrion" list.

well now, anyone who feels the world of peace loving, tree hugging hippies is a bit borring, come to The Region of the Doomed People, and we shall take over the world!

RAWR!

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This means we are at war.

Well.... Good Luck with that. I know of terrorist groups that have better chances of "World Domination" than you do.

You are the metaphorical fly on the NS World News sport page.

I say we Ignore him, and leave The "World Domination" thing to AMF and Hataria.

If we haven't got an army, can we just observe things from the sidelines perhaps?

Long live pacifist Compadria!

you can't tell me out of all 116,058 nations, everyone wants peace...

anyone who does feel the need for world domination feel free to join this evil nation of Doomed drunk people.

i declare war on hippies!!

RAWR!
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Can we all Say "Nutjob"?...........I knew you could :P

The IGNORE (Inverted Ground-based Neutronic Oscillating Radiant Energy) Cannon operator yawned, took aim, and pressed the little red button.

it looks like your snipers are shooting your machine gunners

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The Kingdom of Xeropa supports your cause of World Domination.
We just have a couple of minor issues regarding who does the dominating...

Septimus Thrice
Special Envoy to the Forums
for King Mark of Xeropa, Arch Xerum of the Free Nations Alliance

um.... like what the hell is wrong with all you people?

you all take this game (if you people even think this is a game :S ) to seriously, i mean, i looked at that last UN proposal and like WTF!?!!?!

"Mitigation of Large Reservoirs

A resolution to increase the quality of the world's environment, at the expense of industry."

where's the fun in that?

why can't someone want to make a more fun twisted world, its not like the internets wetlands are in danger, and if it is we all are Doomed!!

and those that seem to be objective to someone wanting to make it more fun and contriversal, relax, its not your nation been invaded, just a E-nation.

and to the great words of AC/DC, "Let There Be Rock" \m/(>_<)\m/

RAWR! :cool:

sorry to tell you buddy you ani't gonna conquer anything. I have a much stronger country then you an i only have a military buget less then 100 billion., and there are much stronger nations then me.

It's not that we take this game too seriously. It's just that we've seen your kinda way too many times before. It get's old fast.

Your also suppost to RP yourself like a nation with people and such.

Jesus Christ people. You've all been around the NS block a few times, how 'bout you all act like it and quit noob-baiting? Hmmm?

The way things should be done is about to be demonstrated. So next time someone doesn't know what they're doing, let's all try this instead of belittling and ignoring him.

To: Doomed drunk people
From: Samtonia
Re: Nationstates

Right. You're a noob. And a n00b at this point, but both of those can be fixed. Not knowing what to do, understandable. Not trying to follow RP protocol is not understandable. Nor can it be allowed to go on.

So, before you continue RPing, I suggest you read the stickies helpfully provided in our forums to allow newcomers like yourself to learn how to RP.
The Euroslavia Series of Helpful Hints (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=408855)
The International Incidents Consolidation Sticky (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=414035)

I would suggest reading up on both stickies, but the II Consolidation Stiky contains a Guide to Nationstates that' very much worth reading. Immediately.

These are not suggestions. These are protocols that, in order to exist on this forum and interact with others, you need to learn. The objective is to become a good RPer- and by good, I mean someone who doesn't get their kicks insulting those new to the game.

Any more questions, ask away in this thread or TG myself or Euroslavia. We'd be happy to help.

Peace out!

Samtonia

Rawr

I oppose the use of IGNORE grade weaponry on nations with a population of under 100 Million, we prefer the Anhialation technique. We do love a good war, but by our very nature we can not declare one, thankfully, you have declared war on us, which should pass the time nicely. It appears we have an open slot in our diary this afternoon, so I think we can make time for you.

Two wings of Advanced Stealth Bombers, totaling 22 planes head off from Pablicosta at extreme altitude towards Doomed drunk people territory, looking for their National landmark, a single pile of cardboard boxes.
Upon arriving, -un-noticed of course due to Doomed drunk people's total lack of complex radar equipment, and especially their lack fo anything that could spot these Super Stealthy models-, they began computing their targets, first the small mental institute, home to the leader of Doomed drunk people. Two high explosive charges dropped from the group, heading directly for the target. A third object was dropped, enclosing a peice of paper offering that Doomed drunk people surrender, become a protectorate of Pablicosta and immediatley halt their campaign of World Domination, or the bombing raid would continue...

Dear Foreign Captalist Invader:

WE WILL *BURY* YOU!

-signed, Rosencrantz, Dept of Foreign Relations, RoA.

as mcuh as i agree with you on the whole reservoir thing(i just voted no,its alot easier than readin the entire bunch of sh*te that guy wrote) you still just declared war on me.
and trust me,there are enuff angry hippies out there who are willing to FUK YOU UP LITTLE MAN.
Good bye and good riddance fachist boy

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Transmission
From: The Libertarian Concordance of Czardas
To: Doomed drunk people

The Libertarian Concordance of Czardas expresses its greetings towards the nation of Doomed drunk people, and welcomes the said nation to the international community. The Concordance notes Doomed Drunk People's (hereafter referred to as DDP) eagerness to participate in the international scene, but also remarks that declaring war on the world is not generally considered a good idea by other nations, as you will not only obviously be destroyed utterly, but everyone will look upon you as a n00b (nation inexperienced in and unwilling to learn the protocol for international affairs). The Concordance also recommends that DDP's national leader(s) read through the threads at the top of the forum marked by the prefix "Sticky:", particularly those created by the national leader of The Modified Freedom Forces of Euroslavia.

That is all.

~Kari Alhoun, Czardaian Foreign Minister

I like RAWR.
What a waste of a post.

um.... like what the hell is wrong with all you people?

you all take this game (if you people even think this is a game :S ) to seriously, i mean, i looked at that last UN proposal and like WTF!?!!?!

"Mitigation of Large Reservoirs

A resolution to increase the quality of the world's environment, at the expense of industry."

where's the fun in that?

why can't someone want to make a more fun twisted world, its not like the internets wetlands are in danger, and if it is we all are Doomed!!

and those that seem to be objective to someone wanting to make it more fun and contriversal, relax, its not your nation been invaded, just a E-nation.

and to the great words of AC/DC, "Let There Be Rock" \m/(>_<)\m/

RAWR! :cool:

If you don't like it, go somewhere else.

So... If you want World Domination, why don't you just invite Hataria and that-other-country-I-forgot-the-name-of to join you? Anyways, if he/she really does go through with this, I will have a chance to test my new Armed Forces... :cool:

OOC: I have a question...

I understand why godmodding is frowned upon (to put it mildly) by those who have an interest in having a long-term involvement in NS.

But also, you have to admit there are a lot of people who play this because they just want to be delusional and wield 'absolute power muahahahah™'.

Therefore, could there not be an additional International Incidents Forum, in which godmodding is allowed? That way, if you want to have a bit of a laugh without affecting the long term enjoyment of the game ('well, that was fun, nuking Hataria. 'Course, now I'm utterly dead') you could do. And those involved in the II forum could just see the II(Godmodding) Forum as a fantasy irrelevance?

Ideas? Thoughts? Suggestions?

Well.... Good Luck with that. I know of terrorist groups that have better chances of "World Domination" than you do.

You are the metaphorical fly on the NS World News sport page.

Damn right, my country is full of those terrorist groups ;)

i like that idea, all i want is a bit of fun other then talking about enviromentle issues..(not like we don't get enough not on NS), and if you don't like 'godmodding' then vote on a new forum for just such a thing,....then vote me as NS world leader ;)

RAWR!

i like that idea, all i want is a bit of fun other then talking about enviromentle issues..(not like we don't get enough not on NS), and if you don't like 'godmodding' then vote on a new forum for just such a thing,....then vote me as NS world leader ;)

RAWR!

and Get AMF after you...........well...........it's been nice knowing you..NOT!

OOC: I have a question...

I understand why godmodding is frowned upon (to put it mildly) by those who have an interest in having a long-term involvement in NS.

But also, you have to admit there are a lot of people who play this because they just want to be delusional and wield 'absolute power muahahahah™'.

Therefore, could there not be an additional International Incidents Forum, in which godmodding is allowed? That way, if you want to have a bit of a laugh without affecting the long term enjoyment of the game ('well, that was fun, nuking Hataria. 'Course, now I'm utterly dead') you could do. And those involved in the II forum could just see the II(Godmodding) Forum as a fantasy irrelevance?

Ideas? Thoughts? Suggestions?Yeah: At the start, do something like this:

OOC: This is a shameless godmodding thread. Just for the halibut, we're going to enjoy a lot of "muahahahahaha" and "RAWR" and :mp5:, so, in the immortal words of Ted Nugent, if you want to be even a little bit "mellow", you can turn around and GTF outta here!

As for everyone else, let the shameless n00b godmodded dogpile commence!!!!:sniper: :eek: :gundge:

Then if someone shows up and begins to wreck the thread, call in the mods.

I'm game for this, but with a different puppet. Or three. ;)

and Get AMF after you...........well...........it's been nice knowing you..NOT!

But surely a godmodding incident involves a different method of resolving. Sure, a usual II declaration of war ends up with the better organised (and probably significantly larger) army wiping the floor with the smaller, more inexperienced country.

But with godmodding allowed, it could become a battle of wits / imagination. Done properly, I reckon a godmodding war could be quite entertaining. Assuming it doesn't just degenerate into 'I killed all your men', 'No you didn't', 'Yes I did' kind of argument... There'd need to be some degree of rules still - such as the 'not dictating what's happened to the other person's army' rule. You can give a cause, the victim can give the effect. or something. i think you know what I mean.

g'day,

i am declairing war on any and every nation that doesn't support my couse of world domination!

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[OOC: Someone run an IP check on this guy because he's quite obviously a puppet.]

But surely a godmodding incident involves a different method of resolving. Sure, a usual II declaration of war ends up with the better organised (and probably significantly larger) army wiping the floor with the smaller, more inexperienced country.

But with godmodding allowed, it could become a battle of wits / imagination. Done properly, I reckon a godmodding war could be quite entertaining. Assuming it doesn't just degenerate into 'I killed all your men', 'No you didn't', 'Yes I did' kind of argument... There'd need to be some degree of rules still - such as the 'not dictating what's happened to the other person's army' rule. You can give a cause, the victim can give the effect. or something. i think you know what I mean.I agree. Right now, I'm busy with a serious issue or three (the "Trial of Paul Kaufman"). Let's you and me do this in about 2-3 weeks. Contact my puppet - "The Cult of Cattle Mutilators"

MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH! :eek:

- The Cult of Cattle Mutilators: Where Nikola Tesla's ideas live on, unhampered by his ideals...

Therefore, could there not be an additional International Incidents Forum, in which godmodding is allowed? That way, if you want to have a bit of a laugh without affecting the long term enjoyment of the game ('well, that was fun, nuking Hataria. 'Course, now I'm utterly dead') you could do. And those involved in the II forum could just see the II(Godmodding) Forum as a fantasy irrelevance?

Ideas? Thoughts? Suggestions?

That would be a bad idea. It'd get old really quickly with everyone posting "OMG I N()()K3d J00!" It has been stated before that no new roleplaying forums will be added. If you really want to do all of that, go to the spam forum, since that's all it would really be (not affecting anything in the first place).

~The Modified Freedom Forces of Euroslavia
Nationstates Forum Moderator~

OOC: This is a shameless godmodding thread. Just for the halibut, we're going to enjoy a lot of "muahahahahaha" and "RAWR" and :mp5:, so, in the immortal words of Ted Nugent, if you want to be even a little bit "mellow", you can turn around and GTF outta here!

As for everyone else, let the shameless n00b godmodded dogpile commence!!!!:sniper: :eek: :gundge:

Yes. Exactly like that :D

That would be a bad idea. It'd get old really quickly with everyone posting "OMG I N()()K3d J00!"
Probably true. But with new people making countries all the time, surely there's a continuous demand for this? And at least it would avoid annoying serious NS players.

It has been stated before that no new roleplaying forums will be added.
Sorry. Didn't know that.

If you really want to do all of that, go to the spam forum, since that's all it would really be
Is there such a thing? Where? And how do we get it renamed to Shameless Godmodding Dogpile Forum? :D (joke)

Spam Forum (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=29)

wow, i am amazed at how fuked up some of you people are, you get annoyed, angry, and upset, becuase someone n00b, wants to do the opposite to the whole 'SAVE THE FREAKIN ENVIRONMNET' on NS, i mean WTF!?!?!.

look at the latest UN proposal..i mean that guy sounds like fukwit "the wetlands crossing boarders of nations, we must protect it'...mate, there is no freaking wetlands..its a game, so if some n00b like myself wants to say 'BURN THE TREE'S" who cares?

if you love the wetlands and evironmnet so damn much, get off your computer and do something about it, making a UN proposal on a fake nations site isn't actualy helping anything...ITS A GAME!.

and for thoes people that have made insults to me just becuase i was playign along with a bit of evil. *cough*, go fuk yourself and get over it.

wow, i am amazed at how fuked up some of you people are, you get annoyed, angry, and upset, becuase someone n00b, wants to do the opposite to the whole 'SAVE THE FREAKIN ENVIRONMNET' on NS, i mean WTF!?!?!.

look at the latest UN proposal..i mean that guy sounds like fukwit "the wetlands crossing boarders of nations, we must protect it'...mate, there is no freaking wetlands..its a game, so if some n00b like myself wants to say 'BURN THE TREE'S" who cares?

if you love the wetlands and evironmnet so damn much, get off your computer and do something about it, making a UN proposal on a fake nations site isn't actualy helping anything...ITS A GAME!.

and for thoes people that have made insults to me just becuase i was playign along with a bit of evil. *cough*, go fuk yourself and get over it.

This is why I quit the UN. Think the UN does anything? Then you are taking the game too seriously. The UN hasn't done shit and it can never do anything but be a hopeless resevior of idealistic bullshit. And besides, the real UN would make proposals like that. And I'd like to ask: why the hatin' man? We ain't nevuh dun antyhing to you.

Just let this account die, he has a smaller attention span then say, a rock.

Just let this account die, he has a smaller attention span then say, a rock.

this is exactly what i am talkign about, this guy is a prime example of some stupid dick, hes been playing this GAME! for 9 months now and likes to insult people becuase they don't liek the borring 'plant a tree here, plant a tree there, plant a tree everywhere' same old crap that theres always been.

Gyrobot, fukwit, tunr off your computer and go outside...i dout you've been outside in a while...

you are obviously to stupid to realise what i said, go fuk a donkey, and get some brains while you there fukwit

Hmm... I kinda like this guy actually.

SHAMELESS GODMODDING!!!

I R TEH PWN!!!1! TEH UN WILL DIWWWWW!!!! I N00K TEH UN!!!!111!
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this is exactly what i am talkign about, this guy is a prime example of some stupid dick, hes been playing this GAME! for 9 months now and likes to insult people becuase they don't liek the borring 'plant a tree here, plant a tree there, plant a tree everywhere' same old crap that theres always been.

Gyrobot, fukwit, tunr off your computer and go outside...i dout you've been outside in a while...

you are obviously to stupid to realise what i said, go fuk a donkey, and get some brains while you there fukwit

You've gone way too far.
Doomed drunk people: Warned for Flaming.

this is exactly what i am talkign about, this guy is a prime example of some stupid dick, hes been playing this GAME! for 9 months now and likes to insult people becuase they don't liek the borring 'plant a tree here, plant a tree there, plant a tree everywhere' same old crap that theres always been.

Gyrobot, fukwit, tunr off your computer and go outside...i dout you've been outside in a while...

you are obviously to stupid to realise what i said, go fuk a donkey, and get some brains while you there fukwit

I ask again, what did we do to you that requires you to be such a cock? Either we raped and killed your family, or you are just a huge cock, who spends their time, flaming a bunch of people who mind their own business. We aren't furries, we don't have strange sexual deviance and express it here. We just want to have that fantasy that we control a nation, everyone has had that one. Seriously, have you even read II? Nothing but wars and war-mongering. And the stereotype that all us NationStates role-players must be fat, teenaged, loveless, bastards is very wrong.

this is exactly what i am talkign about, this guy is a prime example of some stupid dick, hes been playing this GAME! for 9 months now and likes to insult people becuase they don't liek the borring 'plant a tree here, plant a tree there, plant a tree everywhere' same old crap that theres always been.

Gyrobot, fukwit, tunr off your computer and go outside...i dout you've been outside in a while...

you are obviously to stupid to realise what i said, go fuk a donkey, and get some brains while you there fukwit

First of all I am stating the truth, you are bashing me with insults more or less childish then Jack Thompson response to the letters of gamers. Second of all n00b like you will eventually get bored, leave ns/cause enough trouble. and the account is deleted. I have seen plenty of noobs come and go. But then again I can tell if you are being sarcastic or not. Remeber flaming people here is a very sevre violation. But I am thinking my words will fall on deaf years. And oh we had killed a few hippies by the way in case you are interested.