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From: The Holy Republic of Algeristan

To: The International Community

In the name of Allah, the most merciful.

The Holy Republic of Algeristan announces the creation of the Anti Communist Defence League (ACDL).

The ACDL has been set up to combat the threat of global communism, a threat which is now out of control and is now on a global mission to destroy the world.

The ACDL will unite all nations who value sovereignty, stability, security and their right to exist as independent nations, free from outside controls.

Communism is an illness, a force of pure evil that hates everything humanity stands for and it hates the human race above all else.

Let us unite, under the ACDL, to be strong in the face of communist attacks and to help defend each other when attacked by the communist gangsters.

President Hassan Tarbani

the republic of dunnea will join this league

before you go Dissing Communism u should actually understand what it is about

There's nothing wrong with communism. It's the only truly fair system, in theory. That's why my nation is communist. Capitalism is what's corrupt. I don't want to cause a stir, but I'm just saying....

The people's republic of New Husitania spits on your anti-communist Ideals - Anti-communism has brought as many, if not more, evils into the world than communism itself.

Oh, but we spit from a very very long way away. We're not stupid.

-Rupert Finch
New Husitanian Foriegn Minister

There's nothing wrong with communism. It's the only truly fair system, in theory. That's why my nation is communist. Capitalism is what's corrupt. I don't want to cause a stir, but I'm just saying....

Um taking what you didn't earn is not fair by any means.

And Algeristan, though we have very differing religious ideals I pledge allegiance to the ACDL

From: The Holy Republic of Algeristan

To: The International Community

In the name of Allah, the most merciful.

The Holy Republic of Algeristan has seen the many pathetic attempts to defend the vile name of communism, by the devil leaders of these worthless communist nations.

Algeristan can see no rational arguement made by them, for only humans can make rational points and we all know that communists are not human.

Communists are nothing but demons in human form, for communists have committed a greater sin in the eyes of God than Eve herself, when she allowed the Devil to tempt her into eating the forbbiden fruit.

Communism abolishes the class structure and the private economy, who on earth do you call that a 'fair system'?

God made classes to see that the most able of the classes, the upper classes, can rule and protect the more weaker and less intelligent humans in the lower classes.

This is Gods plan for us and we can NEVER disagree with it or disobey it, for to do so will result in all eternity in Hell.

May God shine his light of compassion and mercy and may He in His infinite wisdom show the ignorant communists the true path of humanity.

President Hassan Tarbani

hmm... this is like the ACL... with smaller members. Who was in the CL, I think we need them here....

This is sickening. But, seeing this, it just reaffirms our belief that your nations will be under the Dictatorship of the Proletariat soon enough. Also, if you take any hostile actions against socialists, or communists, there will be hell to pay.

The Commissariat of Diplomacy
The Halladi Workers Republic

From: The Holy Republic of Algeristan

To: Hallad

In the name of Allah, the most merciful

There is NO chance of a communist gangster uprising in our nation.

Algeristan executes it's communists, socialists, liberals and anarchists on a very regular basis.

Algeristan wipes out it's domestic forces of Satanic communism and if you do not keep your vile communist mouth shut, will wipe out ALL communists in your nation as well.

President Hassan Tarbani

I doubt you will be capable of fulfilling your threats, the last time this happend the nation's involved in the genocide of socialists/communists/anarchists got compleately overrun. It was about 10 nations versus 30.

And how can communism be satanic, communists are atheists and therefor do not belive in satan.

To: Algeristan

The execution of communists and socialists is a sick business only which barbaric nations participate in.

The Communist federation of Kroblexskij shall fight the ACDL if they take action against another communist nation. And the ACDL will fall under collective might and willpower.

Commissioner of Foreign Relations and Actions.

Capitalism is the exploitation of man over man...and communism is exactaly the opposite.

Capitalism is the exploitation of man over man...and communism is exactaly the opposite.

I belive it is this polish proverb that you mean:
Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.

I belive it is this polish proverb that you mean:
Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
Polish? The one I used is currently used in western Europr...but in Poland you guys must have had it reall bad with the commies.

yada,yada,yada...but in Poland you guys...yada,yada,yada.
Actually, i'm not polish, I was looking for a national motto on a quotes page and found it... said it was polish...

I belive it is this polish proverb that you mean:
Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.It was a quote from John Kenneth Galbraith.

"Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's the other way around."

Capitalism is the exploitation of man over man...and communism is exactaly the opposite.

Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.


Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.

This is what i've found... so far

Algeristan']

Algeristan executes it's communists, socialists, liberals and anarchists on a very regular basis.

Algeristan wipes out it's domestic forces of Satanic communism and if you do not keep your vile communist mouth shut, will wipe out ALL communists in your nation as well.

President Hassan Tarbani

Whoa there, count me out, Jack. I want freedom, both economically and socially, not religious oppression. I retract my pledge of allegiance.

Marx's spirit can never die!

Algeristan does have freedom.

Only in economics though.

Socially, everything is tied to the laws of the Holy Quran.

Democracy is evil, communism is evil, homosexuality is evil, loose women are evil, drug users are evil, alcohol is evil.

That is how the system works in our nation.

I see Amerty allows for it's people to take drugs!!!

They need to be executed.

I hate anarcho-capitalists and liberatarians, they are like communists, they preach the Devils words.

OOC:

Uhh...

you realize....

how much crap...

your going to have to deal with now...

Good luck...

I guess...

ACDL....

No spirits don't die.

But Marx's spirit is being torn apart in flames and pools of blood in the torture chambers of Hell, as Marx lives with his father, Satan!

I think someone else needs to be executed...

who else needs to be executed?

I think someone needs a lobotomy

Algeristan']Algeristan does have freedom.

Only in economics though.

Socially, everything is tied to the laws of the Holy Quran.

Democracy is evil, communism is evil, homosexuality is evil, loose women are evil, drug users are evil, alcohol is evil.

That is how the system works in our nation.

I see Amerty allows for it's people to take drugs!!!

They need to be executed.

I hate anarcho-capitalists and liberatarians, they are like communists, they preach the Devils words.

Suppose you are unchallenged in political genocide. Suppose some time in the future you do manage to wipe out opposing ideas, religous, political etc. Who will you turn on then? Un-fundamentalist muslims? Will you kill anyone who dosen't support you so called Jihad?

Once our enemies are wiped out, everyone will live in happiness as the Kingdom of God will reign supreme.

Both communists and islamo-fascists will never rule the indomitable human will.They will always fall at the hands of the liberal democracies. The liberals don´t need to wage wars of opression on foreign nations to win: they have long ago won the battle for the minds of these countries. LET FREEDOM RING!!

Shouldn't that be Allah? ;) And actually you'd be surprised on our stance on religion. I actually disagree with Marx on religion, I think it is oppresive to deny people their right to religion; the people will not stand for it, and will rebel if you do this.

OOC: That's what happend in Soviet Poland.

The Imperial Republic of Askira is a democratic socialist nation. Now many people see 'Socialism' as being an off-shoot of communism. There right. But socialism has many radical changes. Here is a Capitalism Vs. Socialism (Semi-Communism) comparrison...

Capitalism:

Capitalism means the complete separation of economy and state. Capitalism is the social system based upon private ownership of the means of production, which entails a completely uncontrolled and unregulated economy where all land is privately owned.

Capitalism has a main philosophical view. "Capitalism is implicitly based upon a world view which upholds that man’s mind is competent in dealing with reality, that it is morally good for each person to strive for his own happiness, and that the only proper social arrangement for men/women to live under is one in which the initiation of physical force is banished". This is the ideological basis upon which the United States was founded. The importance of recognizing the philosophy upon which capitalism rests upon lies in the fact that no social system can be properly understood or defended apart from its broader philosophical framework.

However, capitalist systems have shown that they do not improve society. They do, however, extend the rifts between people. Widening the gap between the rich and the poor. Social inequality.

Socialism:

Socialism is the stage between Capitalism and Communism. It builds upon the previous system (Capitalism) by nationalizing the "means of production" (i.e. corporations, resources, banks, etc.), but not by making everyone equal. In other words, people will be paid wages based on several factors (social need, difficulty, amount of schooling required, etc.), so not everyone will make the same wage -- as is often a misinterpretation of Socialism.

Socialists believe in human evolution. We evolve in accordance to the system we live within. Capitalism has allowed us to evolve out of our feudalistic ways (for the most part), and slavery does not exist in our country anymore (for the most part). But Capitalism, which is driven by the need to always increase profits, founders a "dog eat dog" mentality. This is not a sustainable system, either for humankind or for the environment. Capitalism is a disgusting social system. In the many years to come it will be shown as unsustainable. Even at the moment is bad for economic growth.
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"Capitalism is the violent negation of democracy, for it is the interests of those who own capital that determine how we live: their jobs, products, services, manufactured culture, and propaganda shape our lives and our minds.
Under Socialism people will evolve to the point where they care about each other regardless of their location or race or whatever. If we are to survive as a species, we need to evolve. That's one of the many reasons I'm a Socialist.
Only when the end of capitalism is on the table will ethics have a seat at the table." - Askiran Opinion Polls



http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b371/Askira/Templates/logo.gif Information obtained form the Askiran National Archives - 2005

Algeristan']Algeristan does have freedom.

Only in economics though.

Socially, everything is tied to the laws of the Holy Quran.

Democracy is evil, communism is evil, homosexuality is evil, loose women are evil, drug users are evil, alcohol is evil.

That is how the system works in our nation.

I see Amerty allows for it's people to take drugs!!!

They need to be executed.

I hate anarcho-capitalists and liberatarians, they are like communists, they preach the Devils words.

-Message from Velkyan High Command-

Try to attack us, or any of our allies, we will RYNO.

-High Command Out-

Peopleita:

Allah is the Arabic for God, Muslims worship the SAME God as Jews and Christians.

Muslims follow ALL the prophets from Moses to Mohammed (stw) and muslims see Jesus as a prophet, but NOT the son of God.

Muslims also follow the Ten Commandments, as given to Moses by God.

All three religions are Gods and all people in these religions will go to heaven.

Only the pagans of Hinduism and Shinotism etc... will burn in Hell for their false idols and their alliegence to the Devil.

You may 'allow' religion to flourish in your nation, but you also allow gays to live in your nation, they are Satan's agents.

You allow women the same rights as men, again it's not what God wants, for women have their own duties.

Social security and the welfare state are also a SIN.

The Bible and the Quran make it punishable by death to recieve money you did NOT earn through your own labour.

Unemployed people therefore steal other peoples money through their taxes and they do not earn their own money.

Capitalism is the ONLY system God can tolerate.

Plus God shows his favour on those people He likes by making them succesful, therefore the poor are not favoured by God and should NOT be helped.

The Republic of Bretar respects other nations soverign rights, and would ask Algeristan to do the same. The Republic will not be cowed by empty threats and petty bullying.

We would remind nations that would side with Algeristan that it is an extremist Islamic state, and has notions of a "Worldwide Kalifate". You are making a deal with the devil.
The Bretarian Home Office

Algeristan']Peopleita:

Allah is the Arabic for God, Muslims worship the SAME God as Jews and Christians.

Muslims follow ALL the prophets from Moses to Mohammed (stw) and muslims see Jesus as a prophet, but NOT the son of God.

Muslims also follow the Ten Commandments, as given to Moses by God.

All three religions are Gods and all people in these religions will go to heaven.

Only the pagans of Hinduism and Shinotism etc... will burn in Hell for their false idols and their alliegence to the Devil.

You may 'allow' religion to flourish in your nation, but you also allow gays to live in your nation, they are Satan's agents.

You allow women the same rights as men, again it's not what God wants, for women have their own duties.

Social security and the welfare state are also a SIN.

The Bible and the Quran make it punishable by death to recieve money you did NOT earn through your own labour.

Unemployed people therefore steal other peoples money through their taxes and they do not earn their own money.

Capitalism is the ONLY system God can tolerate.

Plus God shows his favour on those people He likes by making them succesful, therefore the poor are not favoured by God and should NOT be helped.

You're not God, nor a profit, so don't tell me what God want's, tell me what you think God want's. As homosexuals, The Bible says "Hate the sin, Lve the Sinner" Also Jesus preached that we should all love another, as we love Jesus, and that includes women. And most of the time it is not the unemployeds fault they are jobless; they are victims of Capatalism. People who create businesses are only doing it for one reason-Money. Therefore they will try to make more money anyway they can, even if it is immoral. Therefore businesses must be controled by the government, who will make sure that the public aren't exploited.

The Glorious Republic of Leafanistan denounces the Anti-Communist Defense League and blacklists its members from purchasing Leafanistani Weapons.

Algeristan is the true face of what is wrong in our world. Religious Oppression and the like. Under the cover of God you persecute the people for your own gains. There is truly no shame amoung those kind of leaders. Disgusting.

-Minister of Jusitified Candy.

Algeristan']Peopleita:

Allah is the Arabic for God, Muslims worship the SAME God as Jews and Christians.

Muslims follow ALL the prophets from Moses to Mohammed (stw) and muslims see Jesus as a prophet, but NOT the son of God.

Muslims also follow the Ten Commandments, as given to Moses by God.

All three religions are Gods and all people in these religions will go to heaven.

Only the pagans of Hinduism and Shinotism etc... will burn in Hell for their false idols and their alliegence to the Devil.

You may 'allow' religion to flourish in your nation, but you also allow gays to live in your nation, they are Satan's agents.

You allow women the same rights as men, again it's not what God wants, for women have their own duties.

Social security and the welfare state are also a SIN.

The Bible and the Quran make it punishable by death to recieve money you did NOT earn through your own labour.

Unemployed people therefore steal other peoples money through their taxes and they do not earn their own money.

Capitalism is the ONLY system God can tolerate.

Plus God shows his favour on those people He likes by making them succesful, therefore the poor are not favoured by God and should NOT be helped.
Your complete lack of knowledge of the Islamic faith is quite appaling. Charity is one of the pillars of the Islamic faith. In islamic countries (trully islamic, not pathetic dystopias like yours) it is customary for the better-off to give out money to beggars. It is even considered a religious duty. In the same fashion, in Friday prayers at the Mosque, many attendants contribute with some money to the offerings tht later are distributed among the poor. So how can you claim that you truly follow the Quran and say that it punishes with death those who accept money that they didn´t get through their own labour? You are nothing more than a apostate, claiming to follow a ultra-rigid sect of Islam to gain the limelight in the international scene. And that "Plus God shows his favour on those people He likes by making them succesful, therefore the poor are not favoured by God and should NOT be helped" sound so WASP like.

-Message from Velkyan High Command-

The 1st ACAF fleet has been distpatched to your coastal waters, along with the 1st Rapid Defense Force.

Well is it fair that unemployed people take taxpayers money without their consent.

If people are unemployed, they should look for work and while they do that they should ask their families to support them or go to their local mosque or church.

Charity is OK, as the people DECIDE to give money, the welfare state just TAKES the money and besides, the welfare state does NOT encourage people to look for work.

Jesus said to love those who love the Lord and he never said to love those who defied the Lord and took the path of Satan.

Remember what God did to the city of Sodom for it's sinful ways!

I never said to hate women, you should love women as sisters in the family of God's children, but women have duties that THEY do, not for men to do.

Homosexuals who do NOT act on their sin are OK, but those who refuse to let others cure them of their sinful illness and engage in their disgusting sexual peversions must be punished.

"He who lay with a man as he would with a woman is guilty in the eyes of God and must surely be put to DEATH."

Leviticus, Holy Bible.

Homosexuals who carry out their illness must be destroyed, it's God's will and don't ever question that!

Why are we even debating this question , didnt we have a cold war over this ,vietnam , korea , nukes , the separation of the world in two.The final result is that communism is like world peace its impossible because of human intervention , in the end capatalism was the winner as you wait for your government check and bitch about capatalism ill be cruising in my benz :D and you try to catch me in your russian built lada :mad:

Why are we even debating this question , didnt we have a cold war over this ,vietnam , korea , nukes , the separation of the world in two.The final result is that communism is like world peace its impossible because of human intervention , in the end capatalism was the winner as you wait for your government check and bitch about capatalism ill be cruising in my benz :D and you try to catch me in your russian built lada :mad:

OOC: Jesus not again. There has never been a communist nation, Stalin fucked up the USSR, and shitted on Lenins ideals. Just because some one says they are something, doesn't mean they are, like how the USA called themselves the free world, despite the fact that they haven't been out of a state of war since the 50's, and the CIA have funded numerous facist otherthrows of Marxist governments. And what are you taking about Vietnam and Korea, the yanks lost those wars fool

Your complete lack of knowledge of the Islamic faith is quite appaling. Charity is one of the pillars of the Islamic faith. In islamic countries (trully islamic, not pathetic dystopias like yours) it is customary for the better-off to give out money to beggars. It is even considered a religious duty. In the same fashion, in Friday prayers at the Mosque, many attendants contribute with some money to the offerings tht later are distributed among the poor. So how can you claim that you truly follow the Quran and say that it punishes with death those who accept money that they didn´t get through their own labour? You are nothing more than a apostate, claiming to follow a ultra-rigid sect of Islam to gain the limelight in the international scene. And that "Plus God shows his favour on those people He likes by making them succesful, therefore the poor are not favoured by God and should NOT be helped" sound so WASP like.

Charity is a mercy, those who give to chairty are blessed by God.

I was refering to the welfare state and the socialist concept of forcing taxpayers to give their money WITHOUT CHOICE to the unemployed.

Forcing others to pay for those who won't help themselves is a SIN!!!

It's akin to theft, just that the government does it as opposed to some street urchin.

Why are we even debating this question , didnt we have a cold war over this ,vietnam , korea , nukes , the separation of the world in two.The final result is that communism is like world peace its impossible because of human intervention , in the end capatalism was the winner as you wait for your government check and bitch about capatalism ill be cruising in my benz :D and you try to catch me in your russian built lada :mad:

OOC: Jesus not again. There has never been a communist nation, Stalin fucked up the USSR, and shitted on Lenins ideals. Just because some one says they are something, doesn't mean they are, like how the USA called themselves the free world, despite the fact that they haven't been out of a state of war since the 50's, and the CIA have funded numerous facist otherthrows of Marxist governments. And what are you taking about Vietnam and Korea, the yanks lost those wars fool

Algeristan']Charity is a mercy, those who give to chairty are blessed by God.

I was refering to the welfare state and the socialist concept of forcing taxpayers to give their money WITHOUT CHOICE to the unemployed.

Forcing others to pay for those who won't help themselves is a SIN!!!

It's akin to theft, just that the government does it as opposed to some street urchin.
Wake up and smell the coffe, turbant-boy: Saudi-Arabia is one of the biggest welfare states in the world.
Or do you suppose the Saudis are in this bolchevique-gay world conspiracy of yours? ;)

Saudi Arabia is a decadent whorehouse that insults the Holy Cities of Medina and Mecca.

Saudi society has become western and the 'freedoms' the western nations have have now spread to every corner of the once blessed kingdom.

OOC: Can we not start a flame contest in this tread and stick to the orriginal topic at hand?

:sniper: :mp5: the united states of james carterville will join. how do you join?

From what I can glean from our intelligence reports your national leader, lives in a decandent whorehouse, flauting all Muslim ideals. He only interest is using religion to cover up his true purpose, the bettering of himself. He hasn't given to charity in ages. And he doesnt' even clean up after himself.

-Minister of Brandy for the Nerds

:sniper: :mp5: the united states of james carterville will join. how do you join?

OOC: A little tip, last time someone tried this, they were crushed by the people's hammer.

~Lone Alliance News~
Upon the comment on Algeristan's Anti Communist group the Lone Alliance responded "We give Algeristan the Middle finger award for being complete asses, they now are the second country to get this 'honor'." When asked about what he would say to the Algeristan leadership. He made a rude gesture towards the camera.

The Government of the Democratic Republic of Rodenka issued a request to join the Anti-Communist Defense League, along with the following statement by Foriegn Minister Iosef Vladislov.

Our people have only recently thrown off the yoke of Communism after a long and hard fought civil war. We wish to remain a free and capitalist nation. To that effect, the Communist Party is the only political party outlawed in our nation. We have experience with the dictatorship of the so-called Proleteriot(sp?). We request assistance from aany other free nation in helping our nation to "get back on it's feet" as much of industry was destroyed in the civil war. While we dislike religious extremeism as practiced by Alegeristan, we despise Communism.

Signed,
Foriegn Minister of Rodenka Iosef Vladislov

Algeristan']Saudi Arabia is a decadent whorehouse that insults the Holy Cities of Medina and Mecca.

Saudi society has become western and the 'freedoms' the western nations have have now spread to every corner of the once blessed kingdom.
Saudi Arabia, westernized? Oh, right, that´s why members of the saudi royal family continue to fund various mosques around the world so radical islamic schollars can preach from the pulpit rebellion and all-out terrorism against the West. By the way, the Republic of Sergio the First woul like to offer Algeristan a box of our vintage Oporto Tawny Red wine, bottled 1976. Just for the purposes of studying the evil brew in your madrassas, of course.

The Government of the Democratic Republic of Rodenka issued a request to join the Anti-Communist Defense League, along with the following statement by Foriegn Minister Iosef Vladislov.

Our people have only recently thrown off the yoke of Communism after a long and hard fought civil war. We wish to remain a free and capitalist nation. To that effect, the Communist Party is the only political party outlawed in our nation. We have experience with the dictatorship of the so-called Proleteriot(sp?). We request assistance from aany other free nation in helping our nation to "get back on it's feet" as much of industry was destroyed in the civil war. While we dislike religious extremeism as practiced by Alegeristan, we despise Communism.

Signed,
Foriegn Minister of Rodenka Iosef Vladislov

Leafanistan would like to point out that joining this league is foreign diplomacy suicide.

-Minister of Brandy for the Nerds.

Leafanistan would like to point out that joining this league is foreign diplomacy suicide.

-Minister of Brandy for the Nerds.


How so, are there that many Communist nations?
-Foreign Minister Iosef Vladislov

How so, are that many Communist nations?

There are a lot, but it's better to refer to them as Marxist, because the Socialists and Communists are all allies.

From: The Holy Republic of Algeristan

To: Rodenka

You are most welcome in the ACDL, dear compatriots in the anti-communist crusade.

Ignore the communists, for they are nothing but whores and bitches from the pits of Hell, working day in and day out for their beloved father, Satan.

Algeristan will provide you with money and weapons to help you build up your military forces and for us to become steadfast vanguards in the struggle to liberate the globe of communism.

To: Leafanistan

So, not being happy with abolishing free speech at home, you wish to wipe out those who disagree with you abroad too.

You have no right to prevent a nation from publicly stating that it does not support the communist ideology and Algeristan will stop you if you try to stop those nations acting out their soveriegn rights.

President Hassan Tarbani

The Commandante urges no nations to join this. And call us paranoid, but it's pretty obvious who target numero uno is.

OOC:
This is a repost from the deleted post above. With added stuff.


IC:
***Official Imperial Message***
To: Members of the Anti Communist Defence League
From: Grand Admiral James E. Rockenbach, Minister of Defence

The Holy Empire is a Socialist State. We declare that we will NOT, in any way, join or assist this alliance in any militaristic or economistic way. We feel that your views of Communism are biased based on the fact that you only know Captialism. Captialist nations are the most corrupt nations that the Holy Empire has ever known. They put Money before the freedoms of their people and that hurts their people. The State should defend it's people, not opress them with the ideals of Capitalism. There is a difference between your views of Communism and the real deal.

Communism in it's truest form is one where the people rule and not a select few. Domocracy is the rule of the people, but only a select few rich people get heard. Communism, Socialism, and Marxism ensures that all people are heard before the government makes any desicion that will effect the course of the future for that State. And what I said is just a summary of what Communism, Socialism, and Marxism really is.

The decision to join join or help this Coalition is the same thought that goes through the minds of all the Ministers in the Emperor's Cabinet, more than 9/10's of the Parlimentary Body, and the Emperor Himself.

If you threaten to attack the Holy Empire in any way, you should learn to bend over and kiss your own ass goodbye.

"before you go Dissing Communism u should actually understand what it is about"

Yes Communism is the last stage in Marxism. Socialism is the transition stage of a free nation into the loss of private land ownership then finaly into the wonderful communist paradise.

"There's nothing wrong with communism. It's the only truly fair system, in theory."

Yea I like communism in theory. However it never works for the simple fact that marxism is based on a false premise of the class struggle. Marxism is also faulty becuase it denies the human spirit. This can be seen in the way cultural marxist doctrines are enacted and have a totaly opposite intended action. Only way to reach the communist paradise is to totaly deny the human spirit. Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao Zadong and all the rest tried to make communism work and the result was a 100 million people dead. You would think we would of learned our lesson by now.

That's why my nation is communist. Capitalism is what's corrupt. I don't want to cause a stir, but I'm just saying...."

Ah yes the great communist economy. No were else can you find a shortage of fish in Cuba, long bread lines in the USSR, and great famine from the wonderful collective farms. All that capitalism is are a bunch of free people acting in a free enterpirse.

"OOC: Jesus not again. There has never been a communist nation, Stalin fucked up the USSR, and shitted on Lenins ideals."

Seams to me that so called communist nations like Cuba, USSR, North Korea, China, etc. always screw it up and gets it wrong. So with millions of people murdered by the "people's revolution" could it mean that communism is destined to fail?

"Just because some one says they are something, doesn't mean they are, like how the USA called themselves the free world, despite the fact that they haven't been out of a state of war since the 50's"

The USA is part of the free world. The USA has been involved in many wars to slow the encroachment of communism in the world.

"and the CIA have funded numerous facist otherthrows of Marxist governments."

Marxist goverments were a bigger threat to amercian way of life at the time. The enemies of my enemies are my friend. Its sad but true.

"And what are you taking about Vietnam and Korea, the yanks lost those wars fool"

The Korean war ended in a cease fire. Technicaly that war is still going. The reason for this is inpart due to the UN. Secondly the USA did win the Vietnam ground war. The USA won every single major battle there. The war however was lost in the streets of USA in Politics, Academia, Law, and Media. This lost was the result of a KGB infiltration of said areas and a bulging baby boomer population easily corrupted by marxist idealology.

"in the end capatalism was the winner as you wait for your government check and bitch about capatalism ill be cruising in my benz and you try to catch me in your russian built lada"

Ah this reminds me of another saying. In the communist paradaise everything is free, but there isnt any of it! :rolleyes:

From what I can glean from our intelligence reports your national leader, lives in a decandent whorehouse, flauting all Muslim ideals. He only interest is using religion to cover up his true purpose, the bettering of himself. He hasn't given to charity in ages. And he doesnt' even clean up after himself.

-Minister of Brandy for the Nerds
Our Republic recently became aware that Algeristan only needs a helping hand to come out of the closet. Hence, we will briefly ship to Algeristan ten thousand bottles of our finest Oporto Red wine, the entire collection of 25 years of Hustler magazine (the secret edition), 200 millions copies of the Autobiography of Hillary Clinton and a copy of the childrens book "I have two mommies"

From: The Holy Republic of Algeristan

To: All Communist Infidel Nations

You have no right telling other independent nations what to do.

Algeristan only INVITED other nations to join the ACDL, we have NOT forced any nation to join.

Why do you insist on FORCING your views on other nations?

It is because communist nations have this pathology to keep giving orders to other nations under the threat of war and destruction that we have formed the ACDL.

The ACDL only wants to unite nations to make them stronger and to help them see off the MANY DAILY threats the communists make on others.

CEASE YOUR BULLYING!

President Hassan Tarbani

The USSR wern't communist. China aren't communist. North Korea certainly isn't communist; they are a disgrace to Marxism. Cuba may be poor, but the economic blockade by USA and it's allies is the main contributer to that. The Marxist nations were no threat to America, Salvador Allende, for example, had no intention of attacking any nation.

Algeristan']From: The Holy Republic of Algeristan

To: Rodenka

You are most welcome in the ACDL, dear compatriots in the anti-communist crusade.

Ignore the communists, for they are nothing but whores and bitches from the pits of Hell, working day in and day out for their beloved father, Satan.

Algeristan will provide you with money and weapons to help you build up your military forces and for us to become steadfast vanguards in the struggle to liberate the globe of communism.

To: Leafanistan

So, not being happy with abolishing free speech at home, you wish to wipe out those who disagree with you abroad too.

You have no right to prevent a nation from publicly stating that it does not support the communist ideology and Algeristan will stop you if you try to stop those nations acting out their soveriegn rights.

President Hassan Tarbani

Leafanistan cares about people. We know that both your countries are going down the path of diplomatic suicide, sooner or later, you are going to offend a larger nation, and they will crush you. We don't like seeing people getting crushed like that.

-Minister of Love and other Shiny Things

Of course, it is not your intent to enforce your very own ideology onto us. Or onto your people? Where is this opression you speak of? It is within your own borders. We belive, being communists, socialists and anarchists, that people should be free of other people, that proletarians should be free of the bourgouisie. You may oppress your own people, but never ours. If your genocide continues, you will be removed from power by all freedom loving people. It happened to hitler, and it'll happen to you.

To all my Marxist brothers, this allience is a threat to us and our people. Join the Marxist Allience (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=435886)

Algeristan']From: The Holy Republic of Algeristan

To: All Communist Infidel Nations

You have no right telling other independent nations what to do.

Algeristan only INVITED other nations to join the ACDL, we have NOT forced any nation to join.

Why do you insist on FORCING your views on other nations?

It is because communist nations have this pathology to keep giving orders to other nations under the threat of war and destruction that we have formed the ACDL.

The ACDL only wants to unite nations to make them stronger and to help them see off the MANY DAILY threats the communists make on others.

CEASE YOUR BULLYING!

President Hassan Tarbani

**OFFICIAL REPLY**
To: President Hassan Tarbani
From: Emporer Galen Q. Leotardia

If you are refering to the Holy Empire as a Communist Nation then you are sadly mistaken. Your view of communism is that all Socialist, Marxist, and Communist nations are evil and one in the same. They are the same, but different at the same time. You threaten us with war by making this alliance when we have done nothing to you.

The Holy Empire does not like bullies and is herby declaring that on this Holy Day, August 4th, 2005, the Nation of Algeristan is officially on the "Watch" list for the Holy Empires Intelligance Agency and the Shazbotdom Marine Corps. Economic Sanctions are put on all goods comming from the Nation of Algeristan, be them from the Nation of Algeristan themselves or an allied nation selling goods from Algeristan. And SpySat's 81-90 are being deployed to the region that is housing the Nation of Algeristan.

You have been warned, back off from threatening Socialist, Communist and Marxist nations or there will be dire consiquences.

The Iron Concordiat was a founding member of the granddaddy of all anti-communist alliances, Stop the Red. We admit that the creation of this alliance launched the world into a massive cold war, with hundreds of nations either pledging to the communists or the anti-communists.

In some nations the tension was too great and conflicts broke out that threatened to engulf every nation, communist, capitalist, or neutral.

Looking back on this we realize just how rash and and pigheaded our actions were. Eventhough we are staunch capitalists we understand that the only way to resolve this ideological conflict is through tolerance and diplomacy, not war-mongering alliances that only serve to further conflict.

It is with this in mind that we ask you to disband this alliance or use it to further a constructive dialouge between communist and capitalist countries. If you do not we will be forced to see you as a threat to global peace and stability. This designation may result in some actions that will be adverse to your nation.

Actually, i'm not polish, I was looking for a national motto on a quotes page and found it... said it was polish...
well I am and never heard of it :P
btw, under capitalism no one is exploited

we've got another (actually it's a quotation of Stefan Kisielewski):
"Communism is a system which heroicly fights against problems unknown in all other forms of government."

There are a lot, but it's better to refer to them as Marxist, because the Socialists and Communists are all allies.
no they're not, and you just proved that you know nothing about them, just like most people in the West

btw, an Objectivist nation, The United States of Corona Regni Poloniae stands with you

well I am and never heard of it :P
btw, under capitalism no one is exploited

we've got another (actually it's a quotation of Stefan Kisielewski):
"Communism is a system which heroicly fights against problems unknown in all other forms of government."


no they're not, and you just proved that you know nothing about them, just like most people in the West

btw, an Objectivist nation, The United States of Corona Regni Poloniae stands with you

That's in NS not the real world clever man. There is yet to be a proper Marxist nation in the real world. I hate those arse wipe Soviets, they give Marx a bad name :mad:

From: The Holy Republic of Algeristan

To: Wirraway

The Holy Republic of Algeristan would like to alert you and other nations to a horrific discovery that we have made.

Algeristan has discovered a new strain of communism, invisible communism.

Invisible communism is when communism will aim to spread it's tyranny to other nations under disguise.

Invisible communists will pose a peace protestors, liberals, human 'rights' activists and even capitalists.

The UN is also a HUGE inivisble communist plot, aiming for world government.

Algeristan is concerned that your nation has fallen under the grip of the invisible communist plot.

Ever since inivisible communists were first exposed by the freedom fighter, Senator Joseph MaCarthy, the world has seen their terror and their plots.

Stand strong and defeat the whoredom that is communism.

President Hassan Tarbani

Algeristan']From: The Holy Republic of Algeristan

To: Wirraway

The Holy Republic of Algeristan would like to alert you and other nations to a horrific discovery that we have made.

Algeristan has discovered a new strain of communism, invisible communism.

Invisible communism is when communism will aim to spread it's tyranny to other nations under disguise.

Invisible communists will pose a peace protestors, liberals, human 'rights' activists and even capitalists.

The UN is also a HUGE inivisble communist plot, aiming for world government.

Algeristan is concerned that your nation has fallen under the grip of the invisible communist plot.

Ever since inivisible communists were first exposed by the freedom fighter, Senator Joseph MaCarthy, the world has seen their terror and their plots.

Stand strong and defeat the whoredom that is communism.

President Hassan Tarbani

Time for the old intelligence file. According to this, you also called us Communists a bunch of Jewish war-mongers who seek to control the world through a massive conspiracy. Right....go back to your tin foil hats and shotgun pointing at your TV.

-Minister of Justified Candy

instead of Lennon and McCartney making songs, let's have Lenin and McCarthy make songs!

OOC:
Algeristan. You going to reply to my messages or not?

From: Th allied States of the Lone Alliance

To: Everyone

Here is the evidence of idioticy of Algeristan government in action, we advise them to make their alliances when they are not floating with the Pink
Elephants.

This is a clear and Present Danger of the Stupidty of Algeristan. We encourage all nations to beware of their stupidty.


-Ministry of Common Sense

Algeristan']From: The Holy Republic of Algeristan

To: Wirraway

The Holy Republic of Algeristan would like to alert you and other nations to a horrific discovery that we have made.

Algeristan has discovered a new strain of communism, invisible communism.

Invisible communism is when communism will aim to spread it's tyranny to other nations under disguise.

Invisible communists will pose a peace protestors, liberals, human 'rights' activists and even capitalists.

The UN is also a HUGE inivisble communist plot, aiming for world government.

Algeristan is concerned that your nation has fallen under the grip of the invisible communist plot.

Ever since inivisible communists were first exposed by the freedom fighter, Senator Joseph MaCarthy, the world has seen their terror and their plots.

Stand strong and defeat the whoredom that is communism.

President Hassan Tarbani

Freedom fighter my ass. That man ruined thousands of lives, and just contributed to paranoia, all in a bid for politcal office.

My warning still stands. Attack a nation that is Marxist, Socialist, Communist or Libertarian, and we will strike will the quickness.

Secret IC:

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***Official Imperial Message***

To: Leadership of the Nation Leafanistan
From: Emporer Galen Q. Leotardia

It has come to our attention that despite claiming that they are "Free", the people in the Nation of Algeristan are extremely oppressed. They have little to no Political and Civil Rights freedoms. Our deligate to the United Nations has come across this report:

The Holy Republic of Algeristan
Domestic Statistics
Government Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Government Priority: Defence
Economic Rating: All-Consuming
Civil Rights Rating: Rare
Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Income Tax Rate: 9%
Major Industry: Automobile Manufacturing
National Animal: Eagle
National Currency: Dinar
Total Population: 323,000,000

Government Budget Details
Administration: $0.00
Social Welfare: $0.00
Healthcare: $0.00
Education: $0.00
Religion & Spirituality: $240,877,740,960.00
Defence: $373,360,498,488.00
Law & Order: $361,316,611,440.00
Commerce: $228,833,853,912.00
Public Transport: $0.00
The Environment: $0.00
Social Equality: $0.00

Economic Statistics
Exchange Rate: 1 Dinar = $1.4554
Gross Domestic Product: $9,213,473,324,211.34
GDP Per Capita: $28,524.69
Unemployment Rate: 2.66%
Consumption: $8,125,694,850,000.00
Government Budget: $1,505,485,881,000.00
Government Expenditures: $1,204,388,704,800.00
Goverment Waste: $301,097,176,200.00
Exports: $1,085,720,124,411.34
Imports: $1,202,330,355,000.00
Trade Deficit: $116,610,230,588.66


End Transmission...

Freedom fighter my ass. That man ruined thousands of lives, and just contributed to paranoia, all in a bid for politcal office.

My warning still stands. Attack a nation that is Marxist, Socialist, Communist or Libertarian, and we will strike will the quickness.

And the might of the People's Army from Leafanistan shall stand by this. Note, we are not threatening war, we are threatening to defend our allies. You are the one beign offensive, perhaps it should be "Join the insane dicatators who antagonize marxist nations League.

{snip}

OOC: I conclude that Algeristan's Armed Forces consist of stupid, fanatic, and frequently ill soldiers from this report.

Why would my soldiers be stupid and ill.

Our hospitals and schools are second to none!

Algeristan']Why would my soldiers be stupid and ill.

Our hospitals and schools are second to none!

OOC: If you read that report, which you shouldn't know i sent it to him in the first place because it is "SECRET IC", you would see that it shows you have $0.00 going toward both Education and Healthcare.

While the Velkyan and Leafistein militaries are some of the most advanced in the world, with modern air forces, large navies, and well-equipped armies.

ANNONCMENT: The 2nd Naval Fleet, consisting of 1 carrier battle group, has been taken off the dead-thread on the invasion of Bolkia and will arrive in Algerian on the morrow.

Yes, Algeristan has NO government funded schools or hospitals, ONLY private ones, hence the high level of quality, for those that can afford it of course.

Free education/healthcare is communism!

(OOC)

To: Velkyan Union

Are you saying that you are sending in troops into my nation or your ships into my waters???

ILL BLOW THEM OUT OF EXISTENCE IF THE ANSWER IS YES.

Krendakov is preparing a squadren of 7 MiG-29s in case of an outbrake of war. They shall be equipped with both air-to-air and air-to-ground missiles.

http://www.airforce-technology.com/projects/mig29/specs.html

***Official Communication***
To: All those apposed to Algeristan
From: Admiral George Yackber, Minister of the Navy

The Holy Empire has declared that we are to send our Navy to observe the nation of Algeristan. It will arrive in T-Minus 24 hours. The 1st NAVOC Naval Group is to be stationed approximatly 3 miles inside of International Waters. if Algeristan fires any weapons upon the 1st HAVOC Naval Group, they are ordered to fire back. Any attack by Algeristan will be considered an Act Of War against the Holy Empire and will be met with consiquences.

The 1st HAVOC Naval unit will consist of:
1 -- Illeva Vassali Carrier (USS Shazbot)
1 -- Nimitz Aircraft Carrier (USS Gamble)
2 -- Repulse Battleship/Aircraft Carrier (USS Starcher, USS Wittenburg)
5 -- Arleigh Burke AEIGS Destroyer (USS Hyslop, USS Leonard, USS Huges, USS Walsh, USS Fulton)
2 -- SSN-688 Los Angeles Submarine (USS Swanson, USS Stanford)
4 -- Mercy Hospital Ship (USS Hope, USS Glory, USS Pride, USS Red Cross)

While the Velkyan and Leafistein militaries are some of the most advanced in the world, with modern air forces, large navies, and well-equipped armies.

ANNONCMENT: The 2nd Naval Fleet, consisting of 1 carrier battle group, has been taken off the dead-thread on the invasion of Bolkia and will arrive in Algerian on the morrow.

The Leafanistani 3rd Fleet out of Leafanistani Saharistan is now leaving to international waters outside Algeristan to monitor the Velkyan Union ships. Do not take this as a threat.

-Minister of Jam

Algeristan']
(OOC)

To: Velkyan Union

Are you saying that you are sending in troops into my nation or your ships into my waters???

ILL BLOW THEM OUT OF EXISTENCE IF THE ANSWER IS YES.

2 Velkyan Carrier Battle Groups and a RDF division (mounted on landing ships) is holding outside the territorial waters of Algeristan. If war should be made upon an innocent nation, we will invade.

PS: Blowing my ships out of existence
without giving them a chance to defend themsleves is godmoding.

To Leafinstan:

What sort of military support should we expect?

Algeristan']Yes, Algeristan has NO government funded schools or hospitals, ONLY private ones, hence the high level of quality, for those that can afford it of course.

Free education/healthcare is communism!

(OOC)

To: Velkyan Union

Are you saying that you are sending in troops into my nation or your ships into my waters???

ILL BLOW THEM OUT OF EXISTENCE IF THE ANSWER IS YES.

OOC: I'll still assume then that your soldiers are still stupid, sick, fanatical and poor. If they had the money they wouldn't be soldiers.

By Allah, this communist plot is only getting BIGGER, they now intend to attack.

AND EVERYONE ONE OF YOU COMMUNIST FUCKS BLAMES ME FOR THE HOSTILITIES, I NEVER DID A MILITARY BUILD UP, ALL I WANTED WAS FOR THE FREE WORLD TO STAND UP AND SAY THEY WISH TO REMIAN FREE.

YET EVERYONE OF YOU DERANGED LITTLE SHITS SAYS IM CRAZY!!!!!!

TO Leafinstan:

You may link up with Velkyan ships, as invading a country for no good reason goes against Velkyan policy.

2 Velkyan Carrier Battle Groups and a RDF division (mounted on landing ships) is holding outside the territorial waters of Algeristan. If war should be made upon an innocent nation, we will invade.

PS: Blowing my ships out of existence
without giving them a chance to defend themsleves is godmoding.

To Leafinstan:

What sort of military support should we expect?

The 3rd Fleet's capital ships consist of:
1 Pathfinder-class Dreadnaught
3 Nimitz-class Supercarriers
4 Homeland-class Battleships

And numerous support ships. I have some of the best CIWS, and Anti-missile equipment.

Well, you dd threaten a large group of nations, and that is not cool.
Plus, we are not the ones yelling.

PS: How dare you speak of the free-world, when your own people are oppresed.

Algeristan']By Allah, this communist plot is only getting BIGGER, they now intend to attack.

AND EVERYONE ONE OF YOU COMMUNIST FUCKS BLAMES ME FOR THE HOSTILITIES, I NEVER DID A MILITARY BUILD UP, ALL I WANTED WAS FOR THE FREE WORLD TO STAND UP AND SAY THEY WISH TO REMIAN FREE.

YET EVERYONE OF YOU DERANGED LITTLE SHITS SAYS IM CRAZY!!!!!!

Yes, national leaders always conduct themselves in this matter. We must be crazy.

-Minister of Jam

You FOOL I SHALL DESTROY YOU AND YOUR FREE WAYS :mp5: my nation Ze_Barrio declares war :sniper:

The 3rd Fleet's capital ships consist of:
1 Pathfinder-class Dreadnaught
3 Nimitz-class Supercarriers
4 Homeland-class Battleships

And numerous support ships. I have some of the best CIWS, and Anti-missile equipment.

We have:

1 Donnet Class Helo Carrier
1 Eagle Class Super-Carrier
20 Frigates and Destoryers of Various Classes
1 Gigantor Class Battleship

In Leafanistani Saharistan the 3rd Fleet mobilized. Red-Square class Guided MIssile cruisers (modular, linkable, VLS ships) attached to the HFS Fisher, the Fisher left port surrounded by 4 said ships and towing 2 more. The remaining large gun captial ships in the fleet did the same and sailed toward the Velkyan Union Fleet. In charge was the newly appointed Admiral John Alleluia.

You FOOL I SHALL DESTROY YOU AND YOUR FREE WAYS :mp5: my nation Ze_Barrio declares war :sniper:

Another newb blown out of the water in a single post.

If you have nothing constuctive or welcome to say in the thread...DONT SAY SHIT!

OOC:
Time has passed

IC:
T Minus 5 hours till Algeristan Waters....

The 1st HAVOC Naval Carrier group is constantly scanning for any incomming vessels. With active, passive, and visual scanning, they are prepared for anything to happen. AC-02's are being prepped on the flight deck of the USS Shazbot for imediate launch if an attack is made against the fleet. This was a passive mission. Scout and document, nothing else. A total of 10 AC-02's were prepared on the flight deck, but not yet in any launch positions, this was to ensure that the fleet wouldn't be considered hostile, but they could be taxies to the launch areas and launched at a moments notice.

Admiral Greg Jackson was looking out the viewport of his quarters aboard the USS Shazbot, waiting for any signs of land off in the distance. He didn't want anything to go wrong, but with fanatical governments like the one in Algeristan, anything is possible.

We also have around 30,000 troops in the Velkyan fleet, with around 700 vehciles from battle tanks to FAVs.

We also have around 30,000 troops in the Velkyan fleet, with around 700 vehciles from battle tanks to FAVs.

The 3rd Fleet brought with it a significant contingent of troops, 4,000 Elite Republican Guard in the new AVT-97Z tanks, and 20,000 Regular Marines.

due to the increased likelyhood that a sea war will take place, it has been decided that three (3) Sovremenny class destroyers with helicopters shall be deployed in the area.
http://www.sinodefence.com/navy/surface/sov.asp

We have a new armored division we may deploy, but are still debating the issue.

Algeristan']By Allah, this communist plot is only getting BIGGER, they now intend to attack.

AND EVERYONE ONE OF YOU COMMUNIST FUCKS BLAMES ME FOR THE HOSTILITIES, I NEVER DID A MILITARY BUILD UP, ALL I WANTED WAS FOR THE FREE WORLD TO STAND UP AND SAY THEY WISH TO REMIAN FREE.

YET EVERYONE OF YOU DERANGED LITTLE SHITS SAYS IM CRAZY!!!!!!

[NS]Algeristan: Knock it off. The name calling needs to stop. NOW.

~The Modified Freedom Forces of Euroslavia
Nationstates Forum Moderator~

Secret IC:
Just Inside International Waters, off the coast of Algeristan.

The Fleet came to a complete stop. Maps show that the fleet was 1.2 miles outside of Algeristan territorial waters, in Internatonal Waters. They would be safe here from any and all attacks from the Nation of Algeristan. If Algeristan does attack the fleet, it would mean an all out conflict in this region and the Holy Empire was there just to observe. They were recieving images from the various SpySat's in orbit above this nation, looking at troop deployments and weapon placements.

If any weapons were fired from Algeristan, the 1st HAVOC Naval Unit had a full arsenal of SuperSonic Cruise Missiles that could be launched in the event of an attack upon the 1st HAVOC Naval Unit. Firing solutions were programmed in, but weapons were unarmed as of this moment. It is up to Algeristan on what is to happen within these crutial hours.

OOC: Congrats on the 1,000 posts.

IC: Is the fleet sailing with, or nearby the Leafistani and Velkyan naval forces?

From: The Holy Republic of Algeristan

To: All Nations

The Holy Republic of Algeristan would like to ask ALL nations as to why they are conducting a build up of their military forces outside the borders of Algeristan.

All Algeristan has done, is to exercise it's SOVERIEGNTY and it's RIGHTS as an INDEPENDENT nation to seek alliances with other nations who wish to participate in the good work of the ACDL.

Communist nations have alliances to secure and build up their system, why not the same rule for non-communist nations?

This hypocracy is typical of nations like Leafanistan and Velkyan Union, who talk of freedom whilst crushing innocent nations under their oppression.

The ACDL was and is a defensive alliance, never did the ACDL say it was to invade communist nations, only to defend those nations under attack by communism.

The response by the communist nations only justifies the existence of the ACDL and Algeristan's view that the communists are a threat to freedom and world peace.

Algeristan also would like to highlight that you communists have now formed the 'Alliance of Marxist Nations', You can have your alliance if you let us have ours.

Otherwise our naval forces will carry out a similar military build up on all 'Alliance of Marxist Nations' members as you have done to us.

Stand down your threats and let us conduct our foriegn policy in a way that benefits freedom and our own national interests, as opposed to your interests.

President Hassan Tarbani

If you wish, the international waters outside of Krendakov are open to any ships, yours included. I can not say "be my guest" as it is not my terretory to be host in. :D

Secret IC:

**Official Reply**
To: Commander, The Velkyan Union Naval Fleet
From: Admiral Greg Jackson, Commander, 1st HAVOC Naval Fleet

We are just outside of Algeristan's national waters. We do not see your vessels so i suggest that we are a great deal away from your fleets. Our intention is to not attack but to observe so any invasion that you launch, we will not join up with unless we are attacked by the Heritics of Algeristan.




**Official Reply**
To: President Hassan Tarbani, the Holy Republic of Algeristan
From: Admiral Greg Jackson, Commander, 1st HAVOC Naval Fleet

Our orders are to stay in International Waters. We are also not a part of this "Alliance of Marxist Nations" due to the fact that it is being debated heavily in the Parlimentary Body of the Holy Empire. You cannot dictate to us what we can and cannot do in Internation Waters as they fall under the jurisdication of the United Nations. We will observe you if we wish and there isn't a single thing that you can do about it. IF you do decide to put vessels near Shazbotdom, you have a lot of water to cover. The Holy Empire is a rather large island nation with over 8,000 miles of shore to cover. The shore is also lined with AA and AS batteries so any aircraft that is not authorized to enter the terretory of the Holy Empire will be shot down.

You can come near our land, but you must stay in International Waters if you wish for the Holy Empire to consider your armada a peaceful one and not consider it an Act of War.

BUMPith

it kinda died... cold war... very cold...

Algeristan']From: The Holy Republic of Algeristan

To: All Nations

The Holy Republic of Algeristan would like to ask ALL nations as to why they are conducting a build up of their military forces outside the borders of Algeristan.

All Algeristan has done, is to exercise it's SOVERIEGNTY and it's RIGHTS as an INDEPENDENT nation to seek alliances with other nations who wish to participate in the good work of the ACDL.

Communist nations have alliances to secure and build up their system, why not the same rule for non-communist nations?

This hypocracy is typical of nations like Leafanistan and Velkyan Union, who talk of freedom whilst crushing innocent nations under their oppression.

The ACDL was and is a defensive alliance, never did the ACDL say it was to invade communist nations, only to defend those nations under attack by communism.

The response by the communist nations only justifies the existence of the ACDL and Algeristan's view that the communists are a threat to freedom and world peace.

Algeristan also would like to highlight that you communists have now formed the 'Alliance of Marxist Nations', You can have your alliance if you let us have ours.

Otherwise our naval forces will carry out a similar military build up on all 'Alliance of Marxist Nations' members as you have done to us.

Stand down your threats and let us conduct our foriegn policy in a way that benefits freedom and our own national interests, as opposed to your interests.

President Hassan Tarbani

Your alliance directly opposes communist and socialist governments, insulting them and denoucing thier ideals, when you so blantantly oppress your own populace at home. That is reason enough to jusitfy an invasion or at least a few airstrikes in responce. To add to that, the Velkyan Union has never attacked a foreign country in it's history, save Bolkia, which attacked a humanitarian aid flight from it's ally, the Confederation of Ashyiea.

P.S. We haven't crushed you. Yet. We are holding inside international waters, which is completly legal. Keep on calling us sinners and satanists and we will pay you a nice visit.

The Government of Rodenka, upon further review of the subject, has decided to withdraw from the ACDL. It is now clear that the nation of Algeristan is no more free than countries under Communist rule.

Thank you for seeing it our way, instead of following the bigot blindly.

Tell me, what form of government is your nation?

Rodenka is a Democratic Republic.

We are Democratic Socialist, which still has private enterprise, but largers companies are regualted to ensure they are helping the citizens, instead of helping themselves.

Message to all Nations

The Republic of McKagan condems the actions taken by Algeristan. Thus, we are moving the ship RMV Stryker into international waters outside the nation. The ship will stay semi-clear of any invasion force, as it is designated to operate under observation status. If there is an invasion, however, this ship will cross into national waters of Algeristan to observe futher. Should ANY hostile measures be carried out against this ship it will go offensive against selective targets on the Algeristanian Homeland.

Signed,
Secretary of Observational Stuff

Secret IC

The (nuclear strike capable, NSC) Weiland-class Submarine RMV Slash has moved into waters just inside Algeristani national waters. Thus far, it has done nothing but power its systems down and sit at half-crush depth to moniter all ships on this side of the country. Alongside with this, a special forces battlecruiser, the Slither is being held 3 hours away from the nation and, in the event of a conflict, will carry out special forces missions against the nations command structure.

If attacked, we shall fight alongside you.

Message to all Nations

The Republic of McKagan condems the actions taken by Algeristan. Thus, we are moving the ship RMV Stryker into international waters outside the nation. The ship will stay semi-clear of any invasion force, as it is designated to operate under observation status. If there is an invasion, however, this ship will cross into national waters of Algeristan to observe futher. Should ANY hostile measures be carried out against this ship it will go offensive against selective targets on the Algeristanian Homeland.

Signed,
Secretary of Observational Stuff


To: McKagan Observational Ship

It is good to see a brother in arms. We shall link up wtih your ship and exchange local intelligence codes. We need to know whats going on.

-Admiral John Alleluia

To: Algeristan

And we are exercising our rights as soverign nations to conduct intelligence operations in international waters.

-Admiral John Alleluia

Response to Leafy (OOC: That's your official name for me now. :D )

Our on deck security personnel are ready to accept you into formation. Should you want to dock to have an actual exchange rather than just cryptic communications we will either send someone to your vessel or allow you to do the same.

--RMV Stryker

Secret Message to Leafy

Do not fire at any airborne vehicle you encounter in the next half hour. We are launching a UAV to do a flyover of their coastal defense in this area. This operation may be monitered in our CiC.

We shall send a similar team. However, If we detect a airborne object heading from the coast to the combined Leafy ( :) ) and Velkyan fleet, and you don't give us advance notice, we will fire.

Message to Velkyan Forces

Security has been made aware of your presence.

Somewhere between Stryker and Coastline

The UAV, now at it's full speed and lowest possible altititude begins it's first approach to the defense line formerlly detected.

It's only weapon being a small cannon, the unit is fairly unarmed. But it has the ability to bring much more destruction. On top of taking pictures of targets it has a laser designation system for the ground attack cruise missiles on Stryker and Slither. Also, if the electric engine system doesn't overheat too far inland and force a controlled detonation, the unit will do a flyover of a bridge of interest in the area for possible future Sierra Force missions.

OOC: Basically, the flight to the coast will take until Algeristan responds. However, i'm not going to allow some sort of magical detection of the plane since it's flying below radar, at least for a while.

From: The Allied states of the Lone Alliance

To: The Holy Republic of Algeristan

The reason why we are all close to your homeland is because of the repeated threats made against our respective Socialist and Communist governments we see your nation as a threat to peace, and therefor you will be watched closely. The same fleet that we sent to Torontia is en-route to nearby international waters for 'observation' purposes. If you even point a pistol at our fleet, you'll get it.

-Members of the Lone Alliance Council

The Commandantewould like to say he condemms this military action, but that Tarbini guy really pisses him off

From the Community of Hashishim Emirates:
Just stop this building up conflict. We don't need warships nor sea ground missiles to show the World Algeristan goverment is corrupt, oppresive and misguided.
Muslims should love Peace and struggle to build a fair society. Capitalism is evil, because places money above God and People, but only Allah and the people of Algeristan can teach this to Algeristan psychotic leaders.
Brother of Algeristan, pray to God instead of money, and maybe you find Peace.
Salaam

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Andre has a red flag, Chiang Ching's is blue
They all have hills to fly them on except for Lin Tai Yu
Dressing up in costumes, playing silly games
Hiding out in tree-tops shouting out rude names
-Whistling tunes we hide in the dunes by the seaside
-Whistling tunes we piss on the goons in the jungle
It's a knockout
If looks could kill they probably will
In games without frontiers-wars without tears

I hate to have to say this, but I have uncovered a FAST global plot, by a force of PURE EVIL, one that will destroy everything!!!

In light of this discovery, Algeristan may dissolve the ACDL if communists join me in the fight against this new enemy and their plot to wipe us all out.

And what evil is this?

I have uncovered a secret region of nations, they ONLY talk of plots and their aims to rule over us all!

The region is called GAY!!!

They are a cabal of homosexual pervert gangsters who seek to oppress all nations, communist and capitalist and seek to spread their homosexual illness to other nations.

They talk of making global laws to make it a crime to "criticise homosexuality", they aim to set up a global government of perverts to enslave us!!!

Everyone must be on high alert and never trust anybody, root out the traitors!!!

We have no fear for gays.

Algeristan']I have uncovered a secret region of nations, they ONLY talk of plots and their aims to rule over us all!

The region is called GAY!!!

They are a cabal of homosexual pervert gangsters who seek to oppress all nations, communist and capitalist and seek to spread their homosexual illness to other nations.

They talk of making global laws to make it a crime to "criticise homosexuality", they aim to set up a global government of perverts to enslave us!!!

Everyone must be on high alert and never trust anybody, root out the traitors!!!
You do hit the ground running, i´ll give you that

You should fear these perverts.

They are beasts who seek to enslave you and they could even 'convert' us in their vile prison camps!

Algeristan']I have uncovered a secret region of nations, they ONLY talk of plots and their aims to rule over us all!

The region is called GAY!!!

They are a cabal of homosexual pervert gangsters who seek to oppress all nations, communist and capitalist and seek to spread their homosexual illness to other nations.

They talk of making global laws to make it a crime to "criticise homosexuality", they aim to set up a global government of perverts to enslave us!!!

Everyone must be on high alert and never trust anybody, root out the traitors!!!
The Algeristan nation can be on to something here.
Our intelligence has found that a secret consortium of nations have been developing a powerfull new battlefield virus that, if spread in the vicinity of the enemy, will cause a massive outbreak of homossexual frantic behaviour among the enemy soldiers, thus draining them of all will to fight.
Let no one turn their backs on this matter (no pun intended)

I KNEW IT!!!

And everyone in the international community thinks Im mad and unstable.

Im as sane as you can get.

Nations, lets unite against this plot.

It may be best to take 'action' against the gay gangsters in your own nations.

Algeristan']I have uncovered a secret region of nations, they ONLY talk of plots and their aims to rule over us all!

The region is called GAY!!!

They are a cabal of homosexual pervert gangsters who seek to oppress all nations, communist and capitalist and seek to spread their homosexual illness to other nations.

They talk of making global laws to make it a crime to "criticise homosexuality", they aim to set up a global government of perverts to enslave us!!!

Everyone must be on high alert and never trust anybody, root out the traitors!!!

OOC: I'm supposed to hate you in this game, but irl, I find you hilarious, man you must be the best BSer in school, you could argue all four legs off an Acturan Megadonkey.

Leafanistan's foreign policies are not controlled by sexual preference of anyone.

-Minister of Shiny Things

Yes, but a pratical advice: when you do take action, do not use assaul troops to gather the pinkos; they may get aroused by the shiny, leathery attire and uniforms.

I don't think we're a target, gays have just as much rights in Peopleita as straits, including marrige, despite the fact that only 9.8% of the population are bi or homo.

The Algeristan nation can be on to something here.
Our intelligence has found that a secret consortium of nations have been developing a powerfull new battlefield virus that, if spread in the vicinity of the enemy, will cause a massive outbreak of homossexual frantic behaviour among the enemy soldiers, thus draining them of all will to fight.
Let no one turn their backs on this matter (no pun intended)

Secret IC to Sergio the First:

We'll let you in on a little secret. Its not a virus, its a chemical weapon. Its nicknamed the Sex Bomb, its actually composed of powerful phereomones and horomones it can within minutes render you horny beyond belief. (IRL US Army made this) You'll engage in any sexual activity, be it with yourself, hetero, homo, or bi. It is used as a demoralizing weapon on self-righteous nations. We are in fact preparing to market this. It is non-lethal. As for wind conditions or backfiring that is why our soldiers wear full body protection.

-Minister of Shiny Things

(OOC) Nice to know Im liked round here.

BTW I hope you have enough common sense to know that these are NOT my RL views of gays.

Actually you may be surpirsed to know something about me in real life.

I just like playing exremist radical insane dictators coz it makes the NS world so much more fun and alive, unlike the UN, where you have do-gooders just in endless debate of point A and point B.

Secret IC to Sergio the First:

We'll let you in on a little secret. Its not a virus, its a chemical weapon. Its nicknamed the Sex Bomb, its actually composed of powerful phereomones and horomones it can within minutes render you horny beyond belief. (IRL US Army made this) You'll engage in any sexual activity, be it with yourself, hetero, homo, or bi. It is used as a demoralizing weapon on self-righteous nations. We are in fact preparing to market this. It is non-lethal. As for wind conditions or backfiring that is why our soldiers wear full body protection.

-Minister of Shiny Things
Ahh...hummm...could you send us just a token sample? The President´s wife has been fellig a little under the weather lately.

Algeristan'](OOC) Nice to know Im liked round here.

BTW I hope you have enough common sense to know that these are NOT my RL views of gays.

Actually you may be surpirsed to know something about me in real life.

I just like playing exremist radical insane dictators coz it makes the NS world so much more fun and alive, unlike the UN, where you have do-gooders just in endless debate of point A and point B.

OOC: I'd buy you a drink in real life. If you are underage, it will be a cola, as I myself cannot buy in the state of New York.

Leafanistan will publically acknowledge the existance of a sexual psychoactive weapon. It is composed of many different chemicals, including, phereomones, horomones, aerosoled arousal agents, aerosoled viagra, and a few other chemicals to make it stay in the environment for up to a week. It triggers the brains sexual areas resulting in an overwhelming response to be sexually aroused, even the strongest willed soldiers broke down and started having sex. Though in these situations it was heterosexual activity because we locked up both men and women to see the effects. Women have a slightly higher resistance to it (3 more seconds before completely unable to resist), but in high enough concentrations it is useless to resist. This doesn't necessarily trigger homosexual activity, but it triggers sexual activity, masturbation was common when we left soldiers alone and they couldn't relieve themselves.

-Minister of Secret Actions
-Minister of Shiny Things

In light of these interesting devlopments, Peopleita is now equiping all military personel with gas masks, currently being developed in top secert scientific factories.

In light of these interesting devlopments, Peopleita is now equiping all military personel with gas masks, currently being developed in top secert scientific factories.

Some chemicals can be absorbed via the skin. Only a full fitting chem-suit will work, standard issue to Leafanistani Republican Guard units.

Still, the effects may not work completley, so soldiers with high will power may be able to resist. Also there is will power training in the Peopleita military (psychological stuff).

Our blessed republic has just found, through intensive scientific research, that homossexuality is not native to planet Earth. It was actually brought to our planet by evil Klingon-like creatures bent on universe-domination (they have left a numerous fifth-colune here, headed by Ted Kennedy).

Still, the effects may not work completley, so soldiers with high will power may be able to resist. Also there is will power training in the Peopleita military (psychological stuff).

You physically cannot resist. Our 2 metre tall supersoldiers were unable to resist after more than 15 minutes after exposure. It is not one single chemical, the sheer amounts used overwhelm the brain and trigger the most powerful arousal known to man. Only those lacking in sex horomones (read: castrated, or born without sex organs) were able to resist, however they developed manic-depressive symptoms, a common side effect of neurotransmitter increase.

Due to increased tensions we are moving the special drone ships from the 9th fleet over to our current detachment. It uses hunter-killer rafts to eliminate incoming threats.

-Minister of Lollerskates

However, unknown to the other powers the "drone" ships sent was only a cover. 2 of the ships were chemical warfare ships, only disguishable when their masts deployed and released the chemicals into the air. They brought with them NX-9, nicknamed the Sex bomb. The deployment was kept secret, and the modified Geometry-class drone ships sailed on.

Due to increased tensions we are moving the special drone ships from the 9th fleet over to our current detachment. It uses hunter-killer rafts to eliminate incoming threats.

-Minister of Lollerskates

However, unknown to the other powers the "drone" ships sent was only a cover. 2 of the ships were chemical warfare ships, only disguishable when their masts deployed and released the chemicals into the air. They brought with them NX-9, nicknamed the Sex bomb. The deployment was kept secret, and the modified Geometry-class drone ships sailed on.
"Make love not war"...never expected it from a highly militarized nation.

(OOC)

Leafanistan.

If you have any plans or intentions on dropping that 'sex' bomb on our very hetrosexual troops, consider Algeristan and you at WAR!!!

Then Ill let loose the nukes.

While I Lucis DeDeus am anti-communist myself, I condemn both your true motives behind the ACDL and your use of God’s name to achieve your goals. It is obvious to me that your hatred of Communism is nothing more than a way for you to hide your societies’ own lack of freedom. Your sudden change from hating reds to working with them shows this quite clearly.

-Lucis DeDeus, Ille Dux of the Fascist State of Latiatis.


OOC: Algeristan, that was some awesome crackpot, extremist dictator Rping.

Update on the gay infection investigation: it is believed that the gay virus has become airborne. It can act through skin contact or public facilities like toillets.
If you come upon a massive invasion of gay elements, follow these fool-proof instructions:
- protect your mouth and nose with a piece of cloth;
- duck and cover under any near table or chair (carefully, so as not to leave your behind apetizingly exposed)

Algeristan'](OOC)

Leafanistan.

If you have any plans or intentions on dropping that 'sex' bomb on our very hetrosexual troops, consider Algeristan and you at WAR!!!

Then Ill let loose the nukes.

OOC: All in time, its one of the rules of force. I need to take the high ground, with superior firepower, superior strategy, superior forces, and superior tactics. This is all part of it. I've moved 2 nuclear 'Boomer' subs along with the fleet too.

we will support all communists,socialists,and marxists if they are attacked
we are deploying 5 peopleita class subs to the international waters outside of algeristan armed with ICBM's ;)

Leafanistan will publically acknowledge the existance of a sexual psychoactive weapon. It is composed of many different chemicals, including, phereomones, horomones, aerosoled arousal agents, aerosoled viagra, and a few other chemicals to make it stay in the environment for up to a week. It triggers the brains sexual areas resulting in an overwhelming response to be sexually aroused, even the strongest willed soldiers broke down and started having sex. Though in these situations it was heterosexual activity because we locked up both men and women to see the effects. Women have a slightly higher resistance to it (3 more seconds before completely unable to resist), but in high enough concentrations it is useless to resist. This doesn't necessarily trigger homosexual activity, but it triggers sexual activity, masturbation was common when we left soldiers alone and they couldn't relieve themselves.

-Minister of Secret Actions
-Minister of Shiny ThingsHah! See! In spite of what the conservatives say, we knew it was a good idea to keep substantial numbers of women in our military!

Upon entering military service, of course, all women are administered subcutaneous birth control (as much a defencive measure against the consequences of rape if captured, BTW).

We will now furnish emergency beer stocks to all of our personnel. If hit with this chemical, our brave soldiers will belt down as many brewskis as possible (we're part German, after all, so what is beer to us?) and then debauch themselves to their hearts' content (we're part Dutch, after all, so what is debauchery to us?).

Of course, when finished we will have no regrets (we're part French, after all, so what is shame to us?). Au contraire! Our morale will then surge from joi de vie and we will sweep our enemies from the field with our unstoppable élan. Take that!

Or so the theory goes... ;)
"Bring it ON!!!" shouted Sgt. Burkz, ripping open her tunic as her squad enthusiastically rallied around her. "Yeah, BABY!!!! w00t!!! w00t!!!"

(OOC) Leafanistan:

Can you not invade us, we never did anything to you.

Besides, if we are at war, who the fuck is going to pay for Kenneth Starr's services in his defence of Kaufman???

Hah! See! In spite of what the conservatives say, we knew it was a good idea to keep substantial numbers of women in our military!

Upon entering military service, of course, all women are administered subcutaneous birth control (as much a defencive measure against the consequences of rape if captured, BTW).

We will now furnish emergency beer stocks to all of our personnel. If hit with this chemical, our brave soldiers will belt down as many brewskis as possible (we're part German, after all, so what is beer to us?) and then debauch themselves to their hearts' content (we're part Dutch, after all, so what is debauchery to us?).

Of course, when finished we will have no regrets (we're part French, after all, so what is shame to us?). Au contraire! Our morale will then surge from joi de vie and we will sweep our enemies from the field with our unstoppable élan. Take that!

Or so the theory goes... ;)

Everyone in the military services in Leafanistan are given the male and female birth control pill (males get the male one, and females get the female one), so they can sex to their hearts content if exposure happens. It is well known that sexual comfort amoung troops is common and that an integrated military serves better. Good ole lax sexual tendencies.

Everyone in the military services in Leafanistan are given the male and female birth control pill (males get the male one, and females get the female one), so they can sex to their hearts content if exposure happens. It is well known that sexual comfort amoung troops is common and that an integrated military serves better. Good ole lax sexual tendencies.

Ewww, such perveted decadence!

The way of the inifdel if the way of Satan!

communism is mearly a form of goverment, it can not be of good nor of evil. although comunism can go bankrupt more easily than the republics... the republics cant get anything done with the millions of protesters and different opinions. both are stock full of flaws and reasons that they cant work in the long run. thats why i choose to have more of an emperial point of view.
:cool:

Advice to Algeristan:if your forces do indeed meet these "sex bomb" in battle, simply think about a nude Margareth Tatcher doing gardening.
It works for me.

Advice to Algeristan:if your forces do indeed meet these "sex bomb" in battle, simply think about a nude Margareth Tatcher doing gardening.
It works for me.

Or just masturbate furiously with gun in hand.

And what makes you think that I would be turned on by all those well built, hot, young, army studs getting it on in one big man on man orgy!

Algeristan']And what makes you think that I would be turned on by all those well built, hot, young, army studs getting it on in one big man on man orgy!

OOC: Derailed! Lets get back on track.

The Leafanistani officiers after exchanging recon codes, sent over their satellite telemetry of points of interest to McKagan ships. They then switched on their recievers and watched as teh UAV's data poured in.

yo wats this dawg? Our commie homies gettin' dissed by some whacked out rednecks? We be sending 50 wiggers and 5 ghetto armoured H2 Hummers to assist in that struggle ... peace out comrades

(btw sergio, coinsidently ur nation name is my first name, lol wierd)

OOC: All in time, its one of the rules of force. I need to take the high ground, with superior firepower, superior strategy, superior forces, and superior tactics. This is all part of it. I've moved 2 nuclear 'Boomer' subs along with the fleet too.Quietly, Mission Control diverted the quiscent Medusa satellite to a new orbit, taking it over Algeristan.
To: The Glorious People's Republic of Leafanistan
From: The United States of Allemande
Re: Demonstration of Medusa System.

Are you familiar with the Bucha effect (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucha_effect)? In the past, it has only been used
in tactical settings, such as the Gladius (http://www.britishblades.com/home/articles.php?action=show&id=43&perpage=1&pagenum=2) (specifications here (http://www.imagometrics.com/FLReviews/BH_NO_Glad.htm); review
here (http://www.britishblades.com/home/articles.php?action=show&id=43&perpage=1&pagenum=2)). Medusa is a strategic weapon, designed to detonate at an altitude
of 20km and affect everything within a 100km radius...

Let us know when you need it. After you've seen it, we can
talk about marketing arrangements.

Algeristan']I would be turned on by all those well built, hot, young, army studs getting it on in one big man on man orgy!

You said it, not me. :eek:

Algeristan']And what makes you think that I would be turned on by all those well built, hot, young, army studs getting it on in one big man on man orgy!
Beware, the insidious gay virus may already be in your country. Duck and cover!

Algeristan'](OOC) Leafanistan:

Can you not invade us, we never did anything to you.

Besides, if we are at war, who the fuck is going to pay for Kenneth Starr's services in his defence of Kaufman???Why, Mr. Kaufman himself. He still has $9 billion dollars we haven't found... ;)

...males get the male one, and females get the female one...Yes, I suppose it was important to tell the quartermasters that... :D

Advice to Algeristan:if your forces do indeed meet these "sex bomb" in battle, simply think about a nude Margareth Tatcher doing gardening.
It works for me.Ewww, such perveted decadence!

The way of the inifdel if the way of Satan! ;)

yo wats this dawg? Our commie homies gettin' dissed by some whacked out rednecks? We be sending 50 wiggers and 5 ghetto armoured H2 Hummers to assist in that struggle ... peace out comrades

(btw sergio, coinsidently ur nation name is my first name, lol wierd)
Btw Kommie Rappers, that´s my first name too. Where you hailing from?

Btw Kommie Rappers, that´s my first name too. Where you hailing from?

Yo I be hailin from da westside of sydney,aus ... but i be down in them freaky European roots ...

OOC: Fatus, my man, if you have the much-praised (only by you though :p ) post about communism of my in hand, pelase post it here. I can't find it anywhere, as I mysterically lost all of my bookmarks few days ago.

IC: FROM THE MADNESTI GOVERNMENT TO ALGERISTAN

If you try anything nasty against any nation having the communism your only or major reason, we will come and beat the shit out of you. Thanks.


Colonel-Warchief Tamujid, The minister of Everything

Quietly, Mission Control diverted the quiscent Medusa satellite to a new orbit, taking it over Algeristan.
To: The Glorious People's Republic of Leafanistan
From: The United States of Allemande
Re: Demonstration of Medusa System.

Are you familiar with the Bucha effect (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucha_effect)? In the past, it has only been used
in tactical settings, such as the Gladius (http://www.britishblades.com/home/articles.php?action=show&id=43&perpage=1&pagenum=2) (specifications here (http://www.imagometrics.com/FLReviews/BH_NO_Glad.htm); review
here (http://www.britishblades.com/home/articles.php?action=show&id=43&perpage=1&pagenum=2)). Medusa is a strategic weapon, designed to detonate at an altitude
of 20km and affect everything within a 100km radius...

Let us know when you need it. After you've seen it, we can
talk about marketing arrangements.

Secret IC response:

Our combat flashlights do the same thing, we never thought of weaponizing it. I'm glad the full body suits have automatic limiters to prevent blinding by bright flashlights. This could be very useful on an enemy fleet, disorienting it, then we combine it with our chemical tricks, and then launch an attack. In fact we can even capture the ships.

-Minister of Shiny Things

Leafanistan:

Im at war with you now, check out the II threads!

Secret IC response:

Our combat flashlights do the same thing, we never thought of weaponizing it. I'm glad the full body suits have automatic limiters to prevent blinding by bright flashlights. This could be very useful on an enemy fleet, disorienting it, then we combine it with our chemical tricks, and then launch an attack. In fact we can even capture the ships.

-Minister of Shiny ThingsSo should be cook off Medusa after the Sex Bomb, or before? Decisions, decisions...

I vote for after.To: The Glorious People's Republic of Leafanistan
From: The United States of Allemande
Re: Demonstration of Medusa System

Here are the orbital parameters of the Medusa satellite, as well as all
further data needed to properly time the demonstration to suit your opera-
tional purposes...

In response to the sex bomb, I feel a reference to Fatus Maximus' military uniform is appropriate. Fatus Maximus proudly maintains the traditional military uniform first used by the Appetite Militia at the Battle of Plump Hill. The battle was the deciding conflict in the nation’s first major military confrontation, the D’po Incursion. The Incursion took place before the gravity well existed to keep foreigners outside of Fatus Maximus and took place centuries ago when the D’po barbarian tribes invaded the north. For a few months chaos reigned, but when the D’po launched a surprise attack on the city of Appetite one sweltering night, they quickly discovered the wrath of the city’s famed “just-five-more-minutesmen”, so named because of the groans they were said to have issued when roused to defend the city. They successfully repelled the invaders and drove them to the south, chasing after for miles. Other city militias, heartened by the victory, took the Appetite soldiers’ uniform for themselves, turning it into the unofficial national military dress. Subsequent victories drove the D’po out of the country, the barbarians actually building or stealing boats in a desperate attempt to escape the thousands of angry fat men stampeding towards their position. In 1857 AS, Prime Minister Stout ordered that the Appetite Just-five-more-minutesmen’s uniforms be made the official uniform of the armed forces. Because the militiamen battling at the Battle of Plump Hill were surprised while sleeping in the middle of a hot summer night, all Fatus Maxian soldiers on active duty wear nothing at all, the thick layers of blubber more then enough to protect them from the harshest environments. Modern-day improvements to the uniform include a shoulder strap used for holding weapons, grenades, hand-held radios and other such devices, but overall no other clothing is allowed for the country’s warriors. Few things strike more fear into the hearts of the enemy then the enraged battle-cry of ten thousand naked fat men charging towards you.
Algeristan better hope that we do not partake Leafanistan's war with him.

If Fatus Maximus ever goes to war, Madnestan will be there too, assisting with everything we have. If Fatus Maximus doesn't go to war, we will propably be there fighting regardless, as we hate so deeply these stinky fascists.

Colonel-Warchief Tamujid, The Mighty Dude