Walmarts
04-08-2005, 06:48
TOP NEWS STORY: Reports came in that Batman has fled the country of Walmarts to some other country. Police say he is armed and dangerous and is wanted for many muggings.
Just yesterday, robbers, who robbed a bank yesterday, went to the police station to reveal that they were mugged by Batman after robbing the bank. The robbers were taken into custody for robbing the bank. But Police want to arrest Batman for mugging the bank robbers.
Reports are coming in that 15 Banks were robbed in the past 2 weeks. After they were robbed, it has been reported that the robbers were all mugged by Batman. All of the bank robbers were caught and are going to be put on trial. But the bank robbers say "We want justice against Batman". The bank owners say "we want justice against the bank robbers for robbing the bank and against Batman for robbing the bank robbers and running away with our money"
It has been reported that 2 Bank robbers were caught unexpectedly yesterday. The 2 bank robbers robbed a Bank north of our capital city then heard about Batman mugging bank robbers. The bank robbers did not want to take any chances of losing the money so they returned to the bank they robbed and asked the bank to put the money in a savings account for them. The police arrested both bank robbers on site.
When asked why they returned to the bank one of the robbers said "we heard about Batman mugging bank robbers....since we had alot of money, we needed to put it in a safe place.....what better safe place than a bank"
United States of Walmarts asks that if any country spots Batman, that they shoot and kill him on site. A $1,000,000 reward is offered to anyone who sends us Batmans body.
Just yesterday, robbers, who robbed a bank yesterday, went to the police station to reveal that they were mugged by Batman after robbing the bank. The robbers were taken into custody for robbing the bank. But Police want to arrest Batman for mugging the bank robbers.
Reports are coming in that 15 Banks were robbed in the past 2 weeks. After they were robbed, it has been reported that the robbers were all mugged by Batman. All of the bank robbers were caught and are going to be put on trial. But the bank robbers say "We want justice against Batman". The bank owners say "we want justice against the bank robbers for robbing the bank and against Batman for robbing the bank robbers and running away with our money"
It has been reported that 2 Bank robbers were caught unexpectedly yesterday. The 2 bank robbers robbed a Bank north of our capital city then heard about Batman mugging bank robbers. The bank robbers did not want to take any chances of losing the money so they returned to the bank they robbed and asked the bank to put the money in a savings account for them. The police arrested both bank robbers on site.
When asked why they returned to the bank one of the robbers said "we heard about Batman mugging bank robbers....since we had alot of money, we needed to put it in a safe place.....what better safe place than a bank"
United States of Walmarts asks that if any country spots Batman, that they shoot and kill him on site. A $1,000,000 reward is offered to anyone who sends us Batmans body.