Dorian Corporation kills peaceful enviromental protestors
Today in one of the forests of the country of gyrobot, several citizens were mercilessly cut down by chainsaws when they are chained to the trees the dorian corporation were cutting down for the new mall. The workers at the site already began cutting the protesters in two when the CEO began to instruct them to kill the protesters as one of the loggers said. The bodies were then ordered to be mulched to become the latest food product. Dorian Canned meat, perfect for El Caudillian and Parthian workers. The Gyrobot Government may soon pass a law that makes it manditory to purchase a product from the ruling corporation.
Well that is good but you want to buy Dorian's newest product, yippy feed.
No, we do not believe soylent green is practical, profitable, or palpitable, we were just cracking wise.
Roman Republic
04-08-2005, 05:20
Kill the damn hippies!!
Why thank you, Other corporations should follow suit. I am sick of hippies who chain themselves thinking they will be spared along with the tree they bound themselves to, they should be cut down. No questions, but we should have been more discreet.
The Lone Alliance
04-08-2005, 06:48
~Lone Alliance National News~
Upon hearing of the recent actions of Gyrobot's corparations the Lone Alliance Head Speaker had this to say, "We give Gyrobot the middle finger award for being asses yet again." Upon asking for clarity, The Speaker did a rude Gesture towards the camera.
Eh it is the tip of the iceberg, I have more things up my sleeve.
The Velkyan Union
05-08-2005, 02:27
VNN News
At 7:34 PM today, a explosion occured at the new Dorian Corp. Mall site in Gyrobot. The explosion killed several deforesters and delayed the construction about 3 weeks. More on this later. In other news, a Goblin minister doffed his duds and danced...in front of VNN cameras.
Aprrently so do the hippies...
The Dorian Corporation is alarmed at the terrorist attack at the work site, they have sent several Devea Elite Guards armed with their strongest infantry rifle the dorian maser. They are also reinforcing the hulls of any flammable or explosive canisters located the site.
Jorringna
05-08-2005, 03:04
The Small nation of Porringna, even though it is small, still condems the acts placed by the goverment of Gyrobot. Even though the hippys are however annoying and can cause huge national rage, it is still not moral to just simply chainsaw them done, there are more efficient and more non-violent ways to do so.
The terroist attack at the site was coming anyways for this barbaric act, it shows you that the hippies will not stand down for their beliefs and their rage for the uneeded killing.
Jenrak applauds Gyrobot at this amusing twist of fate, as now that such idiots will know that they are never safe.
Oh we are going to be lethal next time, we are going to cut the tree and let it fall down on them.
Heh. That will show them. Your methods are most indeed humorous.
Yes, you could say that, if I were to execute something, I wont do it by beheading, instead they are going to die of food poisoning from their groceries. We have ways to control radicals without causing a ruckus.
In McKagan people call in the national police force, which in turn sets up a riot tank a few meters away and shoots the person for 15 minutes with the water cannon, then, if he's lucky, they drag him into the vehicle and take him away for "rehabilitation."