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Evil Spiteful Nations, JOIN ME!

Aneioeica
03-08-2005, 08:10
Well, fellow political powers of the world... I recently have been involved in a few minor quarrels with some fellow nations, and their choice of industry. Now for some time, I have been working many nights to bring Aneioeica's cheese exports, and IT sectors to the fore front in the world. Now, every passing day our place in the world market rises, and we are slowly becoming a more dominate force in the world. But recently when I informed these fellow nations, whose names shall remain un mentioned, of my progress, they challenged Aneioeica, and are working to make our hard work go to waste! So Join me Brothers and Sisters, together out nations can put them back into their place.

For the last 7 weeks, the most brilliant minds of Aneioeica have been thinking up a plan, and it is a follows (dont worry, none of their leaders read the forums). For sometime now, I have been pouring money into a large set of TBMs (Tunnel Boring Machines), which My cabinet and I have hired hundreds of workers to bore a set of 20 tunnels next to their aquifers, and install a set of sewers with quick diversion valves onto their water mains. One of their nations is high in the mountains, so we will attack when all the snow has melted. Now, Aneioeica dosent have unlimeted funds, because our space program sucks up most of the taxe money. So, I would like some of your generous peoples to do a few things for me. First, I need a few of you to move out of your regions into "The Free States of Gaia" then, move directly into "oysterland summit". Introduce your nations as refugees tired of life in Gaia. From there, you shuold establish roots in their regional government, and in the UN.

Once all these things are in place, we can begin to obtain arms. Aneioeica will not be able to supply your troops with weapons, so you shuold equip your troops with sclienced pistols, and a simi-automatic weapon. How to smuggle these into "Oysterland Summit" is up to you, Aneioeica will be using the the tunnels, leading into a vacant appartment. But the main thing your Nation shuold consider when training your troops is to have them look like normal civilians when entering their region. We want to draw little if any attention to our presence. If all goes to plan so far we can begin the overthrow.

First, one region must go to all the supermarkets, and grocers, and secure them, so that no food is purchased by civilians. Then meanwhile, another better equiped region will have to infiltrate their government buildings. There will be some loss, so plan as much as possible, to avoid unessecary death. Set up posts, and keep their officials from exiting the building. Then, the third region will have to shut down the neumerous police stations. The regions rely hevily on their police force, so this will be a diffucult task. But, once this is completed, the remaining nations will put all of oysterland summits cheese and IT sectors " Out Of Busniuss ". Now, Aneioeica's part in this is that if it dosent go according to plan, or they dont immediatly surrender, I wil awalys have the wild card of draining their water supply, leaving them in a drought, un-able to survive. If it shuold come to that, everyome will endorse me, and as undelegate, I would change their regions relations with other wordly UN members. >=)

So, who is willing to sacrifice a few petty troops no achieve Cheesy GLORY! I hope there will be many. So, Will you aid Aneioeica in their fight aginst evil cheese mongers, or will your nation turn their back in Aneioeica's time of need!