NationStates Jolt Archive

Invite to all national leaders, important people, fun seekers!

'Come on down to the USP Party! Its gonna be a blast, so what we might be terrorists? Who else's party would you wanna go to..besides a stoners party! CAUSE YOU KNOW DEMS IS DA SHIT MAH NEGRO.

2 BITCHES, I MEAN FEMALES MUST ATTEND PER-MALE. Casual, suits wont be allowed in. All women must wear some sexy ass clothing. Nothing is to revealing. Women get in free.

DRUGS AND ALCOHOL ARE FREE! LSD,X,HEROIN,COKE,CRACK,MARIJUANA, BACARDI 151, BEEFEATER GIN, GORDONS GIN, MGD, MGD LIGHT, ROLLING ROCK, GREEN ROCK LIGHT AND MUCH MUCH MORE!

So come on down, itll be bad ass!
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Price List
Per man-100
Per 3 person-200
Per ugly female-1,000.
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VIP:200.(VIP's get no wait in line, and a free lap dance)
(women get in free!)
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VIP LIST:
Hogsweat-Lieutenant Colonel, Hugeamah Cricket.
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DID I MENTION:No suits allowed, NO POLITICS AND NO GOD DAMN WEAPONS ALLOWED! Secuirty will be allowed with weapons, OUTSIDE, party grounds.

Damn hippies and your drugs. I'm assuming your MT so there goes my idea to invade you and create a mass genocide of your hippy populus.

Stupid liberal communists...

Reserve 5 seats for Adrian Branault, industrialist (software and pharmaceuticals). My bodyguards will wait outside in the stretch limo; my girls (4 supermodels in see-through gowns with g-strings) will come in with me.

Since I can't wear my usual power suit, I'll wear my black trenchcoat, mirror shades, silk shirt (no jacket) with string tie and (maroon) suspenders, black baggies and (because I'm short and I hate that - I HATE THAT - my platforms).

I have money, so I'll pay 200.