NationStates Jolt Archive

With the parties fighting for office, The world shall vote for the next leader of Brydog

John C. Handstand(Liberal Communist Party) President since 1957, pro-capitalist, and believe's in social welfare

Jopsef Miner(Nazi) Anti-capitalist, says democracy sucks and the government should own all companies

Paul Steinburg(Right-wing Party) Pro-capitalist, hates the current leader's social welfare policies.

A catchy response on the Brydog elections

"You know, that president of yours. He's not a very 'Liberal Communist' if you ask me. I mean, someone who runs the office from 1957 sounds pretty dictatorial to us. And this nazi fellow, Mr Miner says democracy sucks. Well he's right about that, and it seems Mr Handstand thinks the same about him about democracy.

Oh yeah, your 'nazi' party sounds a lot more communist to us than your 'liberal communist'. Small tip from someone in-the-know: communism is about state owned corporations. Nazism is a more authoritarian form of capitalism."

- Someone who had nothing better to do so he wrote a statement about Brydog's elections. Probably some superfluous official.

OOC: Is that fellow number 1 meant to be joke? Pro-capitalist communist? Pro-democratic Führer? Aryan chinamen? Those 2 things exclude eachother.
I think he's still the best man for the job though, so the vote goes to him.

The Liberal Communist Party is a Social Democratic Party. Mr. Handstand as been elected so many times because 75% of the country are social democrats