NationStates Jolt Archive

After the threat of war and all out conflict, President Paul Kaufman, always looking out for the best interests of his people and wishing a better future for everyone has decided to hol elections.

President Kuafman will seek re-election on a free market, economic growth and socially conservative ticket. Kaufman aims to have a wealthy, stable, crime free and business friendly Torontia.

The oppostition is led by former terrorist leader and ex-Green Party chairman, Jack Norton.

Jack Norton, wants to have a fully democratic system, free healthcare and education, social and civil rights and the nationalisation of all major industries and banks, with higher taxes on the rich and the abolition of the wealth zones in the city of Seattle, which enforce a division between rich and poor.

Jack Norton is also openly gay and also stand on a strong gay rights agenda.

The Commandante expresses his support for Jack Norton. He also reminds the voters that Kaufman used WNDs on his own people, and there has been numerous questions raised on his sanity.

Why did you not vote for Kaufman?

Good sane candidate with even better policies.

He is everybodies favourite!

VOTE KAUFMAN!!!

King Clauro IX's supports President Kuafman.

Why did you not vote for Kaufman?

Good sane candidate with even better policies.

He is everybodies favourite!

VOTE KAUFMAN!!!

Becuase he is insane, a facist and a murderer

Mr. Norton must win or there will be murders.

Statement from the Bretarian Home Office

Having had seen Kaufman's character in action The Republic of Bretar asks that it be allowed to send a small group of monitors, so that the Republic can be sure that these elections have been held in a proper, demmocratic manner.
These will be in no way peacekeepers or enforcers, and will not become involved. This is simply a request.
-Endar Forn.

King Clauro IX sneers at the voting results:
"Liberal scum. I look forward to the day when Frozopia can exterminate each and everyone of them. And look! This man is gay. Hah. Is this the kind of country where Freaks come into power? If so they must be weaker than I thought!" King Clauro turns to Foreign Superiors Gore.
"Keep an eye on this situation. I want to know more about this barbaric country."
"Yes oh noble King." Foreign Superiors Gore's exits the King's study....

Vote Kaufman 2005

The Vote Kaufman 2005 campaign would like to remind all voters that our opponent is a HOMOSEXUAL.

Jack Norton is a sleazy, corrupt AIDs ridden faggot.

Do you really want to see a poof in power?

President Paul Kaufman

Vote Norton 2005

Kaufman is a homophobic facist. He used WMD's on his own people, similar to what Saddam Hussien did. He is, with out a doubt in my, and many others mind, clinicly insane. A vote for Norton, is a vote for Sanity.

Commandante Che Reilly.

Our People would like to remind everyone that this is a person who tried to declare war on other nations and tried to use bribery to encourage other nations to assist him. Can we trust his International Values?

Vote Norton 2005
He is, with out a doubt in my, and many others mind, clinicly insane. A vote for Norton, is a vote for Sanity.


Says the man referring to the actions of such fictional characters as "Sadam Hussein". :rolleyes:

Says the man referring to the actions of such fictional characters as "Sadam Hussein". :rolleyes:

OOC: Yeah cos it's a really Marxist thing to do to vote for a facist.

The fact that I agree with your sentiments does not stop me from thinking your reasoning is flawed.

"I'm not allowed to vote for Emperor Palpatine? I'm offended."

Vote Kaufman 2005

I would like to announce to everybody who intends to vote, that a vote for Kaufman will give you a 50% discount on weapons sales, should you buy from us.

Kaufman's corporate credentials are second to none and I pledge my support to expanding and sustaining the arms industry, a vital part of the global free market economy.

Our opponent, corrupt faggot Jack Norton, wishes to CUT military spending and his policies would ruin the global arms industry.

Profits are the most important thing to consider, VOTE KAUFMAN.

President Paul Kaufman

Aha!!! Vote Buying I Declare This Election Corrupt!!!

Vote Kaufman 2005

Aha!!! Vote Buying I Declare This Election Corrupt!!!

Says the nation that supports Jack Norton, who is:

*An international terrorist

*A murderer and a mass killer

*Corrupt

*A homosexual faggot who wants to spread his faggot illness to Torontia

*Who wishes to destroy market freedom in Torontia

President Paul Kaufman

The Fedaration Of Magrthea Will vote for jack norton Since Presdient Kaufmann has used WND's on His own country

Hah, Kaufman is winning!

And Kaufman will go back to the type of government he had before when he wins this election.

Jack Norton best flee the nation once the polls are closed!!!

The Nation of Magrethea would like to add that jack is currnetly winning at the moment and that the Opposite canditdate should not presume that his candidate is going to win

"This is a totally inconvenient election for us. For now, I shall abstain until further notice."

The Magrathean officals made this statment "Uh ney" then left

I don't know what to do with this election, because Kaufman is fleeing Torontia with a huge amount of looted cash and gold.

He is going to make his resignation speech very soon.

Check out the 'Kaufman looks for a new home!' thread.

Presidential Communique

Dear citizens of Torontia.

I have decided that it is in the best interests of ALL Torotnians to announce my resignation.

Torontia is in the middle of an election yet I have no longer any interest in running for office.

I will therefore hand over the Office of the Presidency of the Republic of Torontia to Jack Norton.

As you, citizens of Torontia and the international community know, I have always been nothing short of a positive force for freedom and peace in the world and I have always acted in the most responsible manner a ruler can act in.

May you proper under his rule and may he do what is best for Torontia.

Paul Kaufman

The Offical Board of Directors of Magrathea Had this to say on the Subject

"Hmmmm" The hmm signalled that Kauffmann was escaping with a lot of Cash and maybe should be stopped when one reporter Commentede on this The board of directors Quickly telegraphed the other govements saying "Hmmm maybe We should stop him"

Message transmision.

To President Jack Norton
From King Clauro IX

We predict turbulent days after the resignation of Paul Kaufman. There may still be supporters of him inside the country, some who may consider terrorist acts in there attempt to destroy a left wing leader. Therefore we offer whatever military assistance is necesserary to maintain the peace. We suggest 500 Standard Frozopian Infantry, 10 armoured trucks and 5 Black hawk configured helicopters. Please Respond.

End transmission.

I propose another way out to this regretable state of affairs: since it´s clear that the Torontians, if allowed to carry out their basest instincts, will either indulge in a far-right opressive regime or a neomarxist dystopia as ruthless as its ideological opposite, the international comunity must intervene to protect the Torontians from themselves. Therefore, the August person of President Sergio of the Republic of Sergio the First proposes that a UN- mandated protectorate be instaled in the Republic of Torontia, in the same fashion of what takes place in Bosnia-herzegovina. The UN authorities would ensure that no social or ethnic strife arises in this troublesome part of the world, while carrying out a vast program of construction of truly democratic institutions. To lay all the trust in the current democratic process is a sure recipie for disaste, as the winners of the hour will certainly take revenge on their predeccors and so forth.

I propose another way out to this regretable state of affairs: since it´s clear that the Torontians, if allowed to carry out their basest instincts, will either indulge in a far-right opressive regime or a neomarxist dystopia as ruthless as its ideological opposite, the international comunity must intervene to protect the Torontians from themselves. Therefore, the August person of President Sergio of the Republic of Sergio the First proposes that a UN- mandated protectorate be instaled in the Republic of Torontia, in the same fashion of what takes place in Bosnia-herzegovina. The UN authorities would ensure that no social or ethnic strife arises in this troublesome part of the world, while carrying out a vast program of construction of truly democratic institutions. To lay all the trust in the current democratic process is a sure recipie for disaste, as the winners of the hour will certainly take revenge on their predeccors and so forth.

The UN is a pathetic, bloated excuse for an attempt at world government. Ever since their Bioweapons Resolution banned vaccines in our nation we've decided that hte UN is formed of boiled cabbages. Thus said, I believe Torontia should be left closed and only be stepped on by foreigners if it consents to. We would like to publically pledge our support for Jack, we hope the weapons we snuck to him during the Revolution serve him well later.

Clearly, some of the more misguided elements in our midst continue to feell that the world should be governed like a leftist version of Heaven on Earth. The thing is, when one tries to impose change through revolution, things are bound to go awry. And Mr. Norton should proceed with caution: revolutions allways eat their children...

The Holy Empire supports Jack Norton

Clearly, some of the more misguided elements in our midst continue to feell that the world should be governed like a leftist version of Heaven on Earth. The thing is, when one tries to impose change through revolution, things are bound to go awry. And Mr. Norton should proceed with caution: revolutions allways eat their children...

We fully support Mr. Norton and will use military force if necessary to keep his government in power.

-Minister of Post-It Notes when questions on LNNN News.

(OOC)

Norton did lead a failed revolution that was crushed by Kaufman.

Then the international community put pressure on Kaufman to hold elections after he did genocide in Torontia.

Norton went into the election campaign for President and during the polls he got a lead over Kaufman.

Kaufman, knowing he had lost, fled the nation with a lot of cash into exile.

Kaufman gave Norton the presidency in his resignation letter.

It's not a revolution.

OOC: so can we help with the peace keepings?

The Lone Alliance is extremely pleased with Jack Norton's Victory, We pledge full support in all aspects of the struggling nation and will do anything we can to get them on their feet.