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A man wearing a full black BDU, with a black ski-mask comes onto the screen

"Hi, and thank you for considering the USP as your terrorist-for-hire group. Do you want someone dead? Mass of people dead? No problem! Thats what we do! We turn no-one down and if we fail, you get a 100% refund, no and if or buts about it! What is it you need? An assination? Maybe a hit on a long-term enemy, that you dont want to know you just killed there people? No problem! IF(and we doubt you will be) traced back to you, your goverment, or anything of that nature you will recieve a 100% refund!

Now, your proablly thinking 'Why go with a bunch of stoners?' because we will die for your satisfactory, hey, we might OD so whats the risk in shooting someone up? Am i right or am i right? You are correct! I am right. If you choose USP were all winers, except for the target of course!"

We do, assinations, suicide bombings, kidnaping, HECK we even do hostage rescue! Were prepared to die for your satisfactory! Now, is that loyalty or what?

Dont want us to blow it up for you? Thats OK! We also have training camps!

We can train you in, basic marksmanship, advanced marksmanship, explosives, sabatoge, kidnaping and hostage rescue! We also train in: Drugs 101! Now who else would you want teaching your men about drugs?

Now come on! Come on down to USP, we get the job done GUARENTEED! If we dont, you get a 100% refund as weve said for the 900th time! We love you, and we love your money!

Training camp:Cost per person 50,000(USD.)
Terrorist Strikes:Cost depends on risk evaluation! Contact us, tell us the job and we'll tell you the prices!

Heck, were legit! TG us!

You know your satisfied, when you choose USP!

Sorry, is this meant to be a joke?
If yes, it is NOT funny, and is actually quite sick. :mad:

How anyone can make a joke out of so many innocent people being slaughtered for no reason I cannot imagine.

Sorry, is this meant to be a joke?
If yes, it is NOT funny, and is actually quite sick. :mad:

How anyone can make a joke out of so many innocent people being slaughtered for no reason I cannot imagine.
ooc:HELLO THERE! Its called RP'ing. I do not support terrorism in real life, actually, i think its wrong. But theres NOTHING and i mean NOTHING wrong with RP'ing as a terrorist org. thank you.

I got 99 problems and a BUMP aint one.

Secret IC: Mind joining an RP and help me kill the leader of Torontia? We
pay well.

-Minister of Secret Actions

Secret IC: Mind joining an RP and help me kill the leader of Torontia? We
pay well.

-Minister of Secret Actions
--Secret Transmission--
We would be glad to, 200,000(USD) sound right? we'll send in 4 2 man assasin teams.

ooc-contact him and inform him...

--Secret Transmission--
We would be glad to, 200,000(USD) sound right? we'll send in 4 2 man assasin teams.

ooc-contact him and inform him...

OOC: Done, try to find the Torontia Civil War thread.

Secret IC: The money is wired. And use generic weapons, we don't want this traced back to any of us.

-Minister of Secret Actions

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9353760#post9353760

RP your way into the country, though I'm not sure how, its pretty much hermetically sealed.

You misused I bump.
You sicken me. Anyway mein mercs are much better.
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OOC: ^ Flamer alert! Get the extinguishers!

You misused I bump.
You sicken me. Anyway mein mercs are much better.
Bwah ha ha ha.
Bwah ha ha ha.
Bwah ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha bwah.
Ha bwah ha ha.
Ha ha bwah ha.
Im ub3r-1337z0r!!!111*n00kz j00 wid 328592385934 n00kz0rs!!!!111* i win!

How much for some 'extra-curricular' training for say, thirty members of a police force?

How much for some 'extra-curricular' training for say, thirty members of a police force?
In what fields? Everything? That would be 1,500,000. And, out of the kindness of my heart. Id train them for 1,000,000.(USD)

ooc:HELLO THERE! Its called RP'ing. I do not support terrorism in real life, actually, i think its wrong. But theres NOTHING and i mean NOTHING wrong with RP'ing as a terrorist org. thank you.

I'm not completely stupid. I know what you're doing, I just think that the whole thing is quite inconsiderate to the people that were killed and injured, and the families of people that were killed. It's really bad taste.

And nothing wrong with RP'ing as a terrorist organisation? :rolleyes: Have you no morals?
If anything, it's just a way to get yourself noticed for all the WRONG reasons.

I got 99 problems and a BUMP aint one.



:rolleyes:

Jeez, calm the hell down. If you want to attack someone for being immoral, scream at Farmina, they have have more civil wars than words in this sentence.

Yeah. About three articles in my region's constitution (Tannenmillian Protocol, lays out the rules of the United Emperies) regarding our safety and the UE General Army are called the "Farminan Addendum" because of Farmina's insane spurts of craziness.

Bump

In what fields? Everything? That would be 1,500,000. And, out of the kindness of my heart. Id train them for 1,000,000.(USD)

Done. How would you like payment? And when can we send the recruits?

TAG so I can find it when I need it.

I want some purple haze.

Right now. HOOK ME UP DIO

I want some purple haze.

Right now. HOOK ME UP DIO
Yo yo yo g, how much you need home-bizzle? lol

ZARBIAAAAAAA! 2,000 LB's free of charge!

If you want immoral check me out, I had to crush a rebellion by killing 2 million "combatants" via Orbital Bombardment.

USP: Want to merge with my storefront/Tactical Solutions Inc ? So far our mercenaries are only for temporary lease, yours though would work much better on the long term scale. We'll give you a 50-50 deal.

We are short on manpower at the moment and would like to pay you to carry out attacks for us against the nations of Gyrobot and Spartanox. Please give us a price for attacks against this these nations.

If any attacks are conducted on Spartanox, we will see it as a declaration of war against the United Emperies Alliance and the Imperial General Fleet and the four operational Fleets of the Tannenmillian Galactic Navy will be summoned to aid them militarily.

Yo yo yo g, how much you need home-bizzle? lol

ZARBIAAAAAAA! 2,000 LB's free of charge!

NICEEEEEEEE

i'll give you guns and shit whatever you want, just take it

If you want immoral check me out, I had to crush a rebellion by killing 2 million "combatants" via Orbital Bombardment.

USP: Want to merge with my storefront/Tactical Solutions Inc ? So far our mercenaries are only for temporary lease, yours though would work much better on the long term scale. We'll give you a 50-50 deal.
We accept.

NICEEEEEEEE

i'll give you guns and shit whatever you want, just take it
Thats gangsta g-Roughie McBonghit.

If any attacks are conducted on Spartanox, we will see it as a declaration of war against the United Emperies Alliance and the Imperial General Fleet and the four operational Fleets of the Tannenmillian Galactic Navy will be summoned to aid them militarily.


OOC: I persume all these offers and requests are secret, so that you can not know, atleast not based on the information you gain from this thread, who is behind these (possible) attacks.