NationStates Jolt Archive

I propose this message to the select few among us who are already in alliance with each other. The few, the gifted, the UNDER-APPRECIATED left handed nations of the world. For as long as we, mankind, can remember... we left handed citizens has been ostracized, frowned upon and denied accessibility to the simplest of tools. All of the left handed who hear my message must join the cause. We will cripple the right handed economy. We will move to suppress the injustices that have been forced upon us. How long has it been since you've seen a left-handed pair of scissors? A left-handed mouse? How about a left-handed rifle??? I assure you, join my cause and they will be more abundant than you could possibly concieve! We have all thought this change needed to be, but no one took it upon themselves to fight the system. Well I am here, I am now AND I am willing to fight to bring this future to you! Accept me, deny me... the left way will come true. Endorse my cause left-handed brothers, your fate is in your own hands.

Emperor Esuna,
Holy Empire of LEFTians

The Reichsführer's mouse is symmetrical and he would like to point out to the leader of LEFTians that Windows allows you to switch the left and right mouse buttons if you're a lefty.

And if you use Macs then man, I'm sorry for you.

I propose this message to the select few among us who are already in alliance with each other. The few, the gifted, the UNDER-APPRECIATED left handed nations of the world. For as long as we, mankind, can remember... we left handed citizens has been ostracized, frowned upon and denied accessibility to the simplest of tools. All of the left handed who hear my message must join the cause. We will cripple the right handed economy. We will move to suppress the injustices that have been forced upon us. How long has it been since you've seen a left-handed pair of scissors? A left-handed mouse? How about a left-handed rifle??? I assure you, join my cause and they will be more abundant than you could possibly concieve! We have all thought this change needed to be, but no one took it upon themselves to fight the system. Well I am here, I am now AND I am willing to fight to bring this future to you! Accept me, deny me... the left way will come true. Endorse my cause left-handed brothers, your fate is in your own hands.

I'd like to take this chance to point out that this is why rebels without a cause are so dangerous- especially those with actually power. Then end up supporting incredibly stupid things for personal gratifacation. Please take note:

*Never had problems using sissors- and I'm a lefty. Perhaps you're holding them wrong?

*Also take note of the comment above this one, Windows can configure for lefties.

*Many weapons these days have ambidexterous grips, supportive of bother hands.

Also, I've never heard of a political system purposefully put into place to challenge those with different lead hands, too much LSD on your part, perhaps?

High Marshall James Mexico

The Empire Would like to point out that, almost ALL Nations have no bias against left-handed people and almost all weapons, tools, other equipment is ambidexterous.

If fighting/ open war breaks out then it shall make things worse rather than better for the LEFTians- They could easily make enemies unnessiccarily.(sp?)

+++Lesser Council Representative+++

My brothers, do not consort with these non-believers! They seek to drown out the voice of reason with lies of being the chosen few. The few so Empowered with the left hand. We can do this if we all stick together. Any left-handed person who does not endorse our cause is a traitor not only to other left-handed peoples, but a traitor to what is in your soul and blood!

Esuna

Left-handed-ness isn't genetic, because in many cases of identical twins one twin is left-handed and the other right. If anyone is spreading lies or propaganda I would say it is you.

Does my Holy nation forsake me? Does my kingdom so crumble before me? Must I become a martyr to my own cause before my voice shall be heard? So be it, my words shall die in this place, only to someday be picked up by another, who will us all to glory! I will not fret, my cause shall come to be, and my mind is at peace with this knowledge.

*Never had problems using sissors- and I'm a lefty. Perhaps you're holding them wrong? Unless you hold those unholy shears upside down, they DO NOT CUT!

*Also take note of the comment above this one, Windows can configure for lefties. The mouse is still not shaped for the left hand, I have never seen a ambi mouse or I would have bought one, plus XP sucks nomatter what!

*Many weapons these days have ambidexterous grips, supportive of bother hands.
Oh yeah, ambi grip is good, until you shoot and get a nice burn on your arm from muzzle fire from expelling the round, sometimes bolt action doesn't cut it.